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[Complistic]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

http://cloud.steampo...CDCBD0FD56174E/

Does anyone else always have the tendency to move the camera to this position, for some vague reason?: (Ofcourse you all do)

It just sort of gravitates there. It's the weirdest thing.

edit: top ash

Modifié par Complistic, 06 octobre 2011 - 06:29 .

[CptData]

A while ago I promissed a dialogue that's dealing with the question "did Ashley had any boyfriends before Shepard". We'll see.

*in a bar, somewhere on a human colony*

Joker: Sometimes I wish we wouldn't have to go through all that madness. Just sometimes.
Ashley: Just sometimes? I've been shooting stuff since Shepard picked me up on New Eden.
Joker: Yeah. Good ol' times. Still hell, but everything got worse since then.
Ashley: You're kidding me. My life was hell BEFORE I met my "captain".
Joker: Hmm... naaa. Do you mind to tell me?
Ashley: Sure. Do you buy me a beer? Wait - I take an ale. Irish. Guess I'm going to need one.
Joker: Have a Guinness.
Ashley: Thanks, Jeff. And ... wha'ever I'm going to tell you - nothing leaves the bar, okay?
Joker: Of course, Ashley.

Ashley: It's not that easy for me to talk about that stuff ... but here you go: You should know I had a boyfriend when I was 16. Dunno why I had him, in hindsight he was a real pr*ck. Nathan Weisz. He came with good looks and his family was nice too. We dated for quite a while and then ... now, Nathan wanted more.
Joker: Sounds like a normal guy to me.
Ashley: Actually, that's what I thought first. And everything was fine until ... yeah, until that one night.
Joker: What happened?
Ashley: I didn't knew he had this friend at the time - I believe he called her Shelby, but it doesn't matter. When we went into some serious business, suddenly Nathan's friend appeared in his room.
Joker: So that date got busted ...
Ashley: My soon-to-be-no-more boyfriend wanted her to join us. God knows, I was furious. First I yelled at him, then on her and ... you know. Everything ruined within seconds. I was done with him.
Joker: Wait - your friend suggested a threesome with a girl you didn't even knew?
Ashley: That's not all. The next four weeks he tried to call me. More than once, every single day. My best friend in that time told me he even was waiting outside my home. Every evening.
Joker: A stalker?
Ashley: Yes. And it wasn't fun. And I found out even more stuff.
Joker: A guess - he had tried it with other girls you know before?
Ashley: Almost. First - his so called "friend" was his step sister. She didn't live at home anymore. Second - he had done it with one of my friends at the time when we had been together. And third - he still tried to get me back. After all what had happened!
Joker: Ouch.
Ashley: Yeah, that's my story about my first boyfriend.
Joker: Hmmm ... I see.

Ashley: C'mon, get me another beer and I'll tell you about Kirk, my second boyfriend.
Joker: Sure, Ashley.
Ashley: It won't be nice, so be prepared.
Joker: Whatever will come, I can take it.
Ashley: I'm not sure, but ... here we go.
Joker: *nods*

Ashley: Kirk, wasn't that bad. Would say he was "nerdy". I thought if all handsome boys are like Nathan, I should try a less handsome and social awkward boyfriend. Yes, I know, that sounds a bit mean, but it wasn't like that - I felt in love with him before I realizing what had happened.
Joker: How long did you had him?
Ashley: Almost a year. It was a far better time than the months with Nathan.
Joker: Really?
Ashley: He was funny, romantic but a bit weird. A 19 year old dude should have at least some urges, what do you think?
Joker: Don't ask me. I lost my virginity at 17 with the younger sister of the teacher of my religion class ... broke me both of my legs though.
Ashley: Err ... thanks. However, Kirk never showed any signs of ... you know. He never tried to get me in his bed. I had to do the first step and we never went over that "touch me there" stage. In a dark room. Guess he hated the idea of showing himself.
Joker: So he was a bit too much awkward?
Ashley: Nope. I hoped things would go better after a while - but then something happened. Something bad.
Joker: I won't guess this time.
Ashley: He died.
Joker: How ... why?
Ashley: Kirk never told me he got cancer. Not the kind of cancer you could heal. Let's call it "eezo-cancer" - before he was born, his mother was working on a frighter. There was an accident ... you know what's going to happen with unborn life and eezo?
Joker: Yeah ... I think Dr. Chakwas told me some stuff about it a while ago.
Ashley: It causes cancer. Sometimes this cancer is benign, sometimes it isn't ... in his case, it was malignant. The cancer was sleeping for nearly 20 years - and it killed him within days.
Joker: I'm ... sorry.
Ashley: Didn't thought it still could hurt ... but it does. I loved him. Sheesh ... Ash ... take a break!
Joker: I'm so sorry, Ashley ...
Ashley: My fault ... sorry, Jeff. Shouldn't bother you anymore with that stuff. "Great".
Joker: We should go back to the Normandy.
Ashley: You go. I'll stay here for some minutes.
Joker: No, you need rest.
Ashley: Just go, Jeff. I'll call Shepard when I'm better. Is it okay for you?
Joker: Can live with that. We'll see us tomorrow.
Ashley: Yeah ... but I won't tell you any more boyfriend-stuff tomorrow.
Joker: It's okay. Good night, Ashley
Ashley: Good night, Jeff.



(What do you think - I know, looooooots of grammar issues or so ... stupid tenses)

Since it fits:


http://browse.devian...et=144#/d3ri6ef

Modifié par CptData, 06 octobre 2011 - 08:08 .

[ADLegend21]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

http://cloud.steampo...CDCBD0FD56174E/

Does anyone else always have the tendency to move the camera to this position, for some vague reason?: (Ofcourse you all do)

 No, never, not even once.





/sarcasm

[eye basher]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

http://cloud.steampo...CDCBD0FD56174E/

Does anyone else always have the tendency to move the camera to this position, for some vague reason?: (Ofcourse you all do)

 No, never, not even once.





/sarcasm

No cause looking at the phoenix armor gives me nightmares

[CptData]

Guys, time for me to go to bed. Hope you'll have some Ashley goodness tonight. See you tomorrow.

(Does anybody want me to make a full fanfic out of "Ashley's past boyfriends"? )

[Mr. Brainheart]

Very interesting dialogue there Data,I like. Joker does seem too have a very cooperative mood, probably a good thing too, seems like a subject that's rather touchy.
Edit: If you have the inspiration to make a fic out of it you should!

@Eye basher; Now that has to be sarcam too right? Right?! I mean look at that butt..eh buttpadding (Actually that's some really good padding..I wonder if it's soft...Shep will have to do a squeezy, squeezy later on, purely out of scientific interest ofcourse)

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 06 octobre 2011 - 08:09 .

[Cossack72]

eye basher wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

http://cloud.steampo...CDCBD0FD56174E/

Does anyone else always have the tendency to move the camera to this position, for some vague reason?: (Ofcourse you all do)

 No, never, not even once.





/sarcasm

No cause looking at the phoenix armor gives me nightmares

Dare I ask why?

[zeargar]

pheonix armours cool. at least in the sense that it gives ashley something unique to her not kaidans boring look

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

Guys, time for me to go to bed. Hope you'll have some Ashley goodness tonight. See you tomorrow.

(Does anybody want me to make a full fanfic out of "Ashley's past boyfriends"? )

I’d rather you make one about her current man - err… no, wait, she doesn’t have one. Maybe you could fix that?
…I think we need Jesus to fix that. But maybe you're the next best thing 

[MegaBadExample]

Hey! Don't hate on the phoenix armour! It's pretty and girly and suits Ashley nicely.

[ADLegend21]

Collossus over all. I put her in all sizes too.

[Aurora313]

Speaking of Ashley in form-fitting armour makes the Shepard happy

[ADLegend21]

eh, I've gorwn to want to talk more about what's in her head nowadays. I wonder if she's changed from not feeling up to snuff to fight the Reapers in ME1. She was upset that she's infantry and the Reapers are Ships so her AR would be nothing. with Shepard riding that turret in the demo, I'm Thinking the Allaince has someway to make sure the infanrty has enough starch to take out one of those monsters.

[Complistic]

[ADLegend21]

Complistic wrote...

Ash: Whenever you're ready Skipper
Shep: alright...hold still Ash.
Ash: I'm trying to give you my good side.
Shep: well showit and stay still.
Ash: make me.
Shep: *facepalm* we're gonna be here a while.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

CptData wrote...

Ashley is happy, because I support her in any way possible


Right now I'm just wondering what and how much we'll see of her in ME3. My money is still on "permanent squadmember and story relevant character".
Therefore I hope we'll see Ash early in game. I have several wishes for that reunion:

- Ashley & Shepard have a chance to talk about what happened since Horizon
- Ashley should  tell what she had in her mind when she met Shepard on Horizon
- I do NOT want to see some sappy "I'm sorry scene". It doesn't fit to neither Shepard nor Ashley
- A "paragon option" that continues their relationship (if there was any) as well as a "renegade option" that will end the relationship (making things official, if you got another LI - unless you want to see another catfight)

And yep, that's just the stuff I'd like to see in the first third of the game so you can explore your relationship in the rest of the game.


Does Ashley approve?

Disapprove....


They need to have a scene or two to talk about what happened and explain what each of them were thinking, for sure.

But then later in the game they do need to have a ... "listen, we might not make it... etc, etc... and I'm sorry about what happened on horizon... *sappy make out scene* ...

or something. IMO anyway.

Plus, just b/c you are renegade shouldn't mean if you pick that option it ends the relationship... no thanks. 

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Aurora313 wrote...

Here we go - an 'After the War' Dialogue for Shepley.

Shepard: Thank god. Some f*cking peace and quiet! 
Ashley: My, my, Skip. You've become foul-mouthed.
Shepard: I've always been foul-mouthed... just, not in english.
Ashley: Right. *nods*
Shepard: So, what are you doing tomorrow?
Ashley: Well right now, I'm looking for someone to tear my clothes off and keep me busy for a while. *seductive look towards Shepard* Maybe a certain someone who has a lot of lost time to make up for.
Shepard: *stunned silence* ... dibs. 
Ashley: Good answer. *drags him off to loft* 

DIBS! HAHAHAHA!

YEEEEES!!!! :O

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...


http://cloud.steampo...CDCBD0FD56174E/

Does anyone else always have the tendency to move the camera to this position, for some vague reason?: (Ofcourse you all do)

EVERY.... DAMN.... TIME! 

lmao... I- I can't help it! 

[Mr.House]

I did it all the time in the elevator.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Mr.House wrote...

I did it all the time in the elevator.

that's what she said...

[Aurora313]

*Captains cabin. SR 1. An Omnitool bleeps.*
Shepard: Dawwh, crap. I gotta go.
*second tool bleeps*
Ashley: Shiiiiiiiiiiit. So do I.
Shepard: *rolls out of bed. Stumbling firefly to the shower*
Ashley: now Shepard, when we walk out of this room, do not smile at me, look at me with those big puppy eyes or call me anything endearing.
Shepard *turns, takes holo photo with his omnitool* Got it.... Kitten.
Ashley: John.
Shepard:

[Aurora313]

Towards - sorry. Using phone and its damnable autocorrect

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Aurora313 wrote...

*Captains cabin. SR 1. An Omnitool bleeps.*
Shepard: Dawwh, crap. I gotta go.
*second tool bleeps*
Ashley: Shiiiiiiiiiiit. So do I.
Shepard: *rolls out of bed. Stumbling firefly to the shower*
Ashley: now Shepard, when we walk out of this room, do not smile at me, look at me with those big puppy eyes or call me anything endearing.
Shepard *turns, takes holo photo with his omnitool* Got it.... Kitten.
Ashley: John.
Shepard:

XD!

but why wouldn't she want to be called anything endearing? My Shepard would have a field day teasing her and calling her different pet names for the duration of the day. lol

[Greenlock]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...


http://cloud.steampo...CDCBD0FD56174E/

Does anyone else always have the tendency to move the camera to this position, for some vague reason?: (Ofcourse you all do)

EVERY.... DAMN.... TIME! 

lmao... I- I can't help it! 

i think i posted this some time ago...but ill post it again i dunno who is the dude that creates the armor art but he is the only reason i die during a battle  

[A Great Biotic Wind]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Hey! Don't hate on the phoenix armour! It's pretty and girly and suits Ashley nicely.

Nah, Heavy Colossus or  nothing. The only time light pheonix armor is appropriate is when it is worn by Kaiden.