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[ADLegend21]

Don't worry about me, it's Reed you should have concern about. He's Mr I'm a Renegade like Ashley is.

top Ash

Modifié par ADLegend21, 12 octobre 2011 - 02:40 .

[MegaBadExample]

Jhon Flash wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

I wonder who would win, Shepard's Reach or Ash's flexibility? ^.^

...Wow...

EDIT: Ashley's a lot hotter than Miranda ........Sorry had to be said.

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 12 octobre 2011 - 02:45 .

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Badpie wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

So Reed? Is there some sort of ban on femshep and Ash being in the same picture in this thread too?

no.. be we were talking about sexy timez... that picture isn't about sexy timez. 

feel free to post one... or multiple femshep/Ash.

Just be sure they're all PG-13 or you link them or whatever.  I hate to be the buzzkill but I don't want this to become the creepy sex picture thread.  ....(even if I might want it to)

OMG YOU GUISE!

I WASN'T SUGGESTING WE TURN THIS IN TO A CREEPY SHEPLEY PORN THREAD GAH

[ADLegend21]

Jhon Flash wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

I wonder who would win, Shepard's Reach or Ash's flexibility? ^.^

Secretly Ships this

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Jhon Flash wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

I wonder who would win, Shepard's Reach or Ash's flexibility? ^.^

*snip

Secretly Ships this

It would never happen. 

Also... Ash's tan... mmmm. 

[MegaBadExample]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Jhon Flash wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

I wonder who would win, Shepard's Reach or Ash's flexibility? ^.^

*snip

Secretly Ships this

It would never happen. 

Also... Ash's tan... mmmm. 

I know... Right? Totally digging the tan.
Though she doesn't look as ...dark as what she was in ME1.

[ADLegend21]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Jhon Flash wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

I wonder who would win, Shepard's Reach or Ash's flexibility? ^.^

*snip

Secretly Ships this

It would never happen. 

Also... Ash's tan... mmmm. 

In your game maybe.....

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

MegaBadExample wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Jhon Flash wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

I wonder who would win, Shepard's Reach or Ash's flexibility? ^.^

*snip

Secretly Ships this

It would never happen. 

Also... Ash's tan... mmmm. 

I know... Right? Totally digging the tan.
Though she doesn't look as ...dark as what she was in ME1.

I've noticed that. Makes me sad.

Maybe it's cause she's been in space a lot more now that she's a spectre? .... yeah.... I'll go with that. =/

[ADLegend21]

well the ship is brighter in ME2, it's not like the cave that was the inside of the Normandy SR-1

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

well the ship is brighter in ME2, it's not like the cave that was the inside of the Normandy SR-1

I was talking about comparing her in ME2 to the pics we've seen of her in ME3. 

[ADLegend21]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

well the ship is brighter in ME2, it's not like the cave that was the inside of the Normandy SR-1

I was talking about comparing her in ME2 to the pics we've seen of her in ME3. 

*Looks at my Avatar* *looks at ME2 Ash* I see no difference.

[Badpie]

I'm going with being in the dark of space makes her a "pale" which is totally a white girl's version of "tan." I do enjoy her darker skin so I hope they haven't made her skin too light in ME3. I didn't really feel like her skin was any lighter in ME2 but one or two of the ME3 pictures gave me pause. Then of course there are the ones of her on the ship with the gun in ME3 where her skin looks perfectly Ash like and tan.

Ha! I have always loved the ethnic ambiguity that she and Kaidan both had. I totally classified their race as "tan."

[Jhon Flash]

ADLegend21 wrote...

well the ship is brighter in ME2, it's not like the cave that was the inside of the Normandy SR-1

The SR-2 was sterile looking.
The SR-1 was more lively.

[ADLegend21]

Jhon Flash wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

well the ship is brighter in ME2, it's not like the cave that was the inside of the Normandy SR-1

The SR-2 was sterile looking.
The SR-1 was more lively.

I happen to disagree. IIRC Scampermax (when getting me fly cam shots of Ashley) had to brighten them when they were on the Normandy because it was so dark on the ship. the SR-2 was the perfect lighting so that people aren't stumbling into each other in the dark.

Shepard: *walking then randomly bumps into someone*
Ash: how, watch where your'e going skipper.
Shepard: Sorry Ash. Note to self, replace light bulbs.

[Jhon Flash]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Jhon Flash wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

well the ship is brighter in ME2, it's not like the cave that was the inside of the Normandy SR-1

The SR-2 was sterile looking.
The SR-1 was more lively.

I happen to disagree. IIRC Scampermax (when getting me fly cam shots of Ashley) had to brighten them when they were on the Normandy because it was so dark on the ship. the SR-2 was the perfect lighting so that people aren't stumbling into each other in the dark.

Shepard: *walking then randomly bumps into someone*
Ash: how, watch where your'e going skipper.
Shepard: Sorry Ash. Note to self, replace light bulbs.

That was meant only as opinion, I can appreciate your stand point

[ADLegend21]

Jhon Flash wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Jhon Flash wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

well the ship is brighter in ME2, it's not like the cave that was the inside of the Normandy SR-1

The SR-2 was sterile looking.
The SR-1 was more lively.

I happen to disagree. IIRC Scampermax (when getting me fly cam shots of Ashley) had to brighten them when they were on the Normandy because it was so dark on the ship. the SR-2 was the perfect lighting so that people aren't stumbling into each other in the dark.

Shepard: *walking then randomly bumps into someone*
Ash: how, watch where your'e going skipper.
Shepard: Sorry Ash. Note to self, replace light bulbs.

That was meant only as opinion, I can appreciate your stand point

I know, I was just building up to the joke of light bulbs.

[ADLegend21]

and a Silly Ash to change up the tone of  the thread.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

you failed.

[Aurora313]

@ Silly Ash.
Ashley: Skippy! Look! Ash got a spoon!
Shepard: o...k...?
Ashley: I got spoon! You want spoon? You can't have it!
Pierce: John... is she drunk? Or high? Or both?
Shepard: I actually think she's sleep walking...
Vega: That's slightly strange.
Shepard: it is pretty strange yeah.
Pierce: Does she have a fixation with the spoon, or something?
Shepard: Haven't the damnedest clue.
Vega: Should we try to wake her up?
Shepard: I'm tempted not to. She's kinda cute like this.
Vega: I.... *meets both glares from Pierce+Shepard. Though each is for a different reasons.* think I won't comment.
Shepard: Good move.

[Mr. Brainheart]

elektrego wrote...

I think Ashley might be getting a little nauseous..
if you were hoping for a more backside orientated answer: if Ashley thinks Femsheps bottom is good enough to unashamedly stare at, so do I.

@Aurora; That was a valiant attempt at explaining the whole 'spooned' Ashley situation.

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 12 octobre 2011 - 07:15 .

[CptData]

Geez! I just went to bed earlier since my GF didn't want to wait any longer (no false images plz) - and you made 3 full pages of great dialogue plus a sexy Mirashley-pic ...

Miranda: Fine.
Ashley: So what?
Miranda: Shepard is still trying to find out who's hotter. It's between you and me, Williams.
Ashley: And you think Skip will pick you over me? Because of your ... accessoires?
Miranda: Just check out my perfectly genetically engineered body! Everything is in place ...
Ashley: The last time I checked, I was complete.
Miranda: Just check out my beautiful rear and look, don't they look firm and round?
Ashley: Earth to Miranda: Skip has a thing for a "handful".
Miranda: Says the flat girl.
Ashley: Who's flat?
Miranda: You.
Ashley: At least I'm not over sexualized by half of the crew. When I give an order, they obey it.
Miranda: So do they for me.
Ashley: Yeah. While thinking how to get you naked without getting shot.
Miranda: Jealous?
Ashley: No.
Joker: Seriously, ladies ... why do you have to fight in my cockpit. Every day the same sh*t. I'm just the pilot, IGNORE me! Please! Headache! Quit it! Or I'll call the commander!
Ashley: I'm sorry, Jeff.
Miranda: Do it. I want to hear his decision anyways.

*meanwhile*

Shepard: ... and they're argueing all day.
Kelly: Yeah, it's kinda sad. They could be good friends.
Shepard: Ashley and Miranda? No way. They just should get over it. My love is ...
Joker (intercom): Commander, I've got a problem. And before you ask - no, it's not a Reaper. It's worse.
Shepard: I see - on my way. Sorry, Kelly, will talk later.
Kelly: No problem, John.

*back to Joker's cockpit*

Shepard: So, what's up, Joker?
Joker: Miranda and Ashley. That's up.
Miranda: Just tell us who's hotter, John.
Ashley: Don't call him "John", Lawson. He's your commander.
Miranda: I'm not even the Alliance military, Williams.
Shepard: SILENCE!
...
Shepard: Okay ... *sigh* ... you two LOVE doing that, hm? Not only we have to fight Reapers, we also have to face you fighting all day about me.
Ashley: Your Cerberus political officer wants to get me on my bad side.
Miranda: And your little Alliance wench ...
Ashley ... EH! ...
Miranda: ... says she's more pretty than I am. Just look at my beautiful body ... imagine me naked in your shower - or on your bed ...
Ashley: ... ewww ...
Miranda: You have no idea, Williams. Even women want to get me.
Shepard: *facepalms* Joker, open that airlock - need to get out of here.
Ashley: Skip, stay here, you coward.
Shepard: No one calls me "coward", Ash.
Ashley: I do.
Miranda: I concur.
Shepard: *sigh* There's no way to end this peacefully?
Miranda: Just tell us who's hotter.
Shepard: Okay. Miranda, you may be hotter, but Ashley is straight forward the most beautiful woman I ever saw.
Joker: Nice call. Won't expect that fight being over now.
Shepard: Airlock-option?
Joker: Aye, Sir.

Modifié par CptData, 12 octobre 2011 - 07:19 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

@Data; Great job, the thought that this is supposed to happen during war with the reapers, fight for the survival of all the species in the galaxy is rather amusing.

Also I think this calls for a part two and as a suggestion: I'd love to see Vega attempting to get them back in line, by using some harsh military language.

[Aurora313]

Joker: Shepard - not sure if this is crappy timing or not, but Miranda and Ash are having a... disagreement.
Shepard: For the love of christ - why, this time?
Joker: Same old, same old.
Shepard: Ashley and Roxanna get along, why can't Ashley and Miranda get along?
Joker: Because Roxanna wants to get into Vega's pants, not yours and I just realised who I was talking to and now I will shut up.
Shepard: Good move.
Joker: What do you wanna do?
Shepard: I dunno. Do you have any beer? or popcorn?
Joker: *turns towards him.* I like how you think.
Shepard: Thank you. Do you have booze or not?
Joker: Mini-bar under co-pilot seat.
Shepard: Cool. Punch it up on main viewer here, might as well make a show out of it. *passes beer to Joker and one for himself.*
Joker: Catfight!
Shepard: I'll drink to that.

[CptData]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

@Data; Great job, the thought that this is supposed to happen during war with the reapers, fight for the survival of all the species in the galaxy is rather amusing.

Also I think this calls for a part two and as a suggestion: I'd love to see Vega attempting to get them back in line, by using some harsh military language.

I dunno if I'm going to write part II. At least I won't do it alone *g* - Aurora comes up with great ideas ... and I like to continue them. Of course - Roxanna will be Aurora's baby forever