PMC65 wrote...
Okay, in answering another thread I think I have figured out how the Shepard that loves Ash but strayed with Miranda will end ....
Shepard: "Horizon left me confused and I was angry ... stupid ...." *slowly backing up*
Ash: *picks up sniper rifle* "uh,uh .. confused .... stupid ...."
Shepard: "Uh, Ash? Put down that ... " *Shepard running away*
Shepard counting out the distance "10 meters, 20 meters, 30 meters, 40 meters, 50 meters, 60 meters, 70 meters, 80 meters, 90 meters, 100 meters, 110 meters" *Shepard stops running and turns around*
Shepard: "Now Ash, let's talk like two adults ..."
Ash: "Okay, here is my adult talk ...." *Ash takes aim, pulls - Whap! Shepard hits the ground ...
CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE appears on screen
Sound of feet approaching ... Voices heard while sign remains on screen
Ash: "Hi Garrus."
Garrus: "You drilled him between the eyes at ... what, a 100 meters?"
Ash: "No, 110 meters .. bastard thought he was smart and safe at that distance. But after I heard about him messing with that Cerberus **** ... "
Garrus: "110? Impressive."
Ash: "Personal best!"
Garrus: "What do we do about the reapers?"
Ash: "I saw an episode on Firefly once where they took on the reavers ..."
Garrus: "I'm listening,"
Ash: "Let's strap the cheating bastard's body to the front of the Normandy to start ...."
Previoulsy posted on :What will YOU say to the LI you cheated on?
That is awesome. Cool.





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