Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#7601
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 06:29
#7602
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 06:33
Ywasibanned wrote...
*AHEM*. Sorry, did somebody mention ANOTHER FEMALE SQUADMATE?
Unless it's an unromancable one-of-Ashley's-sisters, I think my hopes for ME3 just got dampened again :<
Yep ...
http://social.biowar...5/index/8389113
EDIT: add pic
Modifié par PMC65, 14 octobre 2011 - 06:36 .
#7603
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 07:01
Anyway, Aurora called for it: dialogue!
Ashley: So, I'm done with it.
Shepard: Still the "Grunt problem"?
Ashley: Yep. But I'm done. Grunt won't bother us anymore.
Shepard: I hope you didn't threw him out of an airlock.
Ashley: No, not exactly ... but close.
Shepard: I'm listening.
Ashley: We had a long talk. About the "stuff". And why male humans usually "don't share their seed with dozens of women."
Shepard: "Usually".
Ashley: However, Grunt understood and won't try to convince any woman anymore to "make children with my Battlemaster".
Shepard: Nice pick-up line ...
Ashley: Skip ...
Shepard: Ash ...
Ashley: You have a lot to learn about women.
Shepard: Such as?
Ashley: First - "make babies" isn't a good pick-up line. Second - you're talking to your Lieutenant for five minutes now and didn't try to get a date. Third - and that's most important - don't let your ego explode - you'll have to tell half of the female crewmembers you WON'T do them.
Shepard: What - why that?
Ashley: Because Grunt told me not less than five of them accepted.
Shepard: Who?
Ashley: It's here on the list. Get it done, then we'll have a date.
Shepard: "Crewman Patell, Miranda, Kelly, Gabby, ... and EDI?!"
Ashley: Good luck, Skipper ...
Modifié par CptData, 14 octobre 2011 - 07:03 .
#7604
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 07:04
CptData wrote...
PMC65 wrote...
Just found this and not sure if posted here before ...
I'm not an expert when it comes to interpreting pictures, but let's give it a try.
Left: Ashley
Right: Miranda (must say, she looks different from the ME2!Miranda)
Center: Ashley-Shepard hug, Miranda is a bystander.
Idea: Picture could be a tribute to both women but with a clear decision towards one. Since Shepard and Ashley are hugging, this picture can be read as "Shepley" - Miranda stands nearby and doesn't interfere - maybe she accepted the love of Ash & Shepard?
Could also be read as "goodbye hug" - and Shepard is having one last hug with Ashley before he has to go on. Since this is the Horizon-hug and we all know what happened there, this could be a the true intention of the artist. In this case Miranda is "waiting" for Shepard to be all hers - or she's just a reminder who he's working for.
First idea means: Shepley
Second idea means: Mirpard (Or Sheranda ?!)
Cerberus idea means: neither nor
yeah, you'll forgive me if I choose to not even acknowledge the last two choices...
Besides, SHEPLEY sounds soooooooo much better!
#7605
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 07:09
No. We won't see Ashley's sister. We'll see her mother with the ultimate weapon that destroys all the reapers once and for all!
Frying pan of DOOOOM!!!!
edit: Warning: Shepard may be hurt in the ensuing fire as he broken Ash's heart at least once. Mama Williams ain't happy.
Modifié par Aurora313, 14 octobre 2011 - 07:12 .
#7606
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 07:23
Okay, that aside, I really hope that come ME3 those who see her as a ***** (I still don't get it) will get to see the part of her that WE LOVE. *crosses fingers*
#7607
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 07:37
Alliance squad mates: ooh-rah! *everyone departs but Ash whom approaches him instead.*
Shepard: I want to say something profound, but I don't know what to say.
Ashley: Say what you feel then.
Shepard: God - I don't even know what I feel.
Ashley: You're a beacon of hope John. If it weren't for you the Alliance and humanity would have quit this battlefield long ago. Oh Captain, my captain.
Shepard: No pressure. *pauses for a long time,* I - I don't think we'll make it out this time, Ash.
Ashley: John Listen to me. You went to hell and back, you rose from the dead to fight the Reapers off. If there's anyone who can fight and win this - it's you.
Shepard: And what about you? You gonna stay with me?
Ashley: Even if this battle goes to hell, I'm staying with you til my last breath.
Shepard: Cool. So If I die, I wouldn't be alone.
Ashley: John.
Shepard: Sorry. I should joke.
Ashley: How about this then. You, me, after the war, on some tropical planet hiding from the rest of the galaxy.
Shepard: I'll see you there.
Ashley: Damn right you will, Skip.
#7608
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 09:22
Ashley: Sure, Skip. You did it once, you'll do it again.
Shepard: Na, I hate doing that.
Ashley: I know. It's time.
Shepard: Okay. Wish me luck.
Ashley: *kiss*
*a bit later*
Shepard: ... so it's up to us! We're here, we're ready, and we let the Reapers know! Today, we'll end this!
Joker: Great. Finally. Whatever. New course?
Miranda: Another "Shepard Speech". At least he becomes better, hmm?
Jack: Yeah.
Garrus: Nice speech.
Gabby: Let's hit them hard!
EDI: Punish those monstrous machines! Wait ... nevermind.
Udina: OUTRAGE!
Wrex: Gimme a big gun and a target, Shepard!
Vega: Meh.
Pierce: *pokes Vega violently*
Vega: BRAVO! GREAT! WOHOOO!
Pierce: Good boy.
Ashley: Who's whipped now ...
*another bit later*
Ashley: Okay, it was awful, Skip.
Shepard: I know. Hope it'll do.
Ashley: Think so.
EDI: Warning - escape pod 07 launched.
Shepard: EDI - report - are we under attack?
EDI: Negative. Another escape pod launched - No. 6.
Shepard: Why?
Ashley: Your speech was awful, but not THAT awful.
EDI: Escape Pod 13 launched.
Shepard: Make it stop!
Ashley: EDI, stop it.
EDI: Escape Pod 23 launched.
Shepard: Great. Who's left?
EDI: Full list of active crew members on board: Williams, Ashley - Shepard, John - Legion - Gardner, Leopold-Hector Fritz.
Shepard: That's all?
EDI: Positive.
Shepard: Great. Just great.
EDI: Escape pod 1 launched.
Shepard: EDI? Who left this time?
EDI: Williams, Ashley.
Shepard: *sigh* ... okay ... *grabs gun* ... will do this alone ...
Modifié par CptData, 14 octobre 2011 - 09:24 .
#7609
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 09:32
Shepard: Ashley - I was named after a good man. An honest man. The only true rolemodel of my life and someone I admire and fear above all others.
Kaine: I'm touched, lad.
Shepard: I speak of course, of Malcolm Reynolds.
Ashley: Oh c'mon skipper! That's just not funny! *she's trying not to laugh.*
Kaine: *silent, very subtle glare*
Shepard: What! Malcolm Reynolds is a Badass! I love that guy. Half my lines come from that guy!
Kaine: I will hunt you down Lad. And I will hurt you.
Shepard: What? You're gonna ground me to death, dad.
Kaine: *cracks knuckles and Shepard nearly bolts.* That's what I thought.
Ashley: You gotta teach me how to do that, sir.
Kaine: Certainly, my dear lass. Rather that than pester you for grandkids.
Shepard: Dad!
Kaine: You're mother's pestering, I'm not getting in her way.
Ashley: Very smart tactical plan, sir.
Kaine: Glad to have SpecTRe approval, Lass.
Edit: I appreciate th Pierce tribute, CptData. Though I'm trying not to use her. Stop tempting me!
Modifié par Aurora313, 14 octobre 2011 - 09:35 .
#7610
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 09:44
Ashley: So, that's the last of 'em.
Shepard: I see. Another one of those "cannibals"? Look like fat Batarians to me.
Ashley: Guess that's what the Reapers made of them. Whatever ... it's dead now.
Shepard: I hope they won't ever clone you and send Husk-Ashleys at me.
Ashley: Why that?
Shepard: Just think of a dumb husk that can kill you with one shot at 100m because he got your skills.
Ashley: Ouch.
Shepard: Besides that ... I can't get rid of that image showing you husk-naked with an ugly ...
Ashley: Thank you, Skip. For the image.
Shepard: You're welcome.
Ashley: *smirks* And what now?
Shepard: Time go home, I guess. Shepard to Normandy - we're ready for pick up.
Joker: Roger that. ETA 5 minutes.
Shepard: 5 more minutes.
Ashley: Post-battle-make-out?
Shepard: And I thought you'd never ask ...
Pierce: Now great ... you're full of blood and guts and ... yuk!
*Tempting attempt*
Modifié par CptData, 14 octobre 2011 - 09:45 .
#7611
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 09:48
#7612
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:25
Something like that. Plus discussion how OCs deal with Ashley *g*
There's something I'm wondering right now - will we see more Ashley-fans once ME3 is released? I mean, most ppl disliking Ash do so because either they love Liara or they hate Ashley's so called "racism".
ME3!Ash comes with new looks, long hair, different armor and most likely a slightly more developed character. Does that mean more guys will like her?
#7613
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:32
I finally got Ron, my Infiltrator past Spectre and is now happily doing random quests on the Citadel with Ash
Soooo... when does the romance start? Chat after every story planet?
#7614
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:33
You should chat with everyone and pick the correct answers. To get Ashley, you should go for the "paragon" answers (top right), that should do the trick. And to avoid the Liara-Ashley-catfight, go for neutral answers when talking to Liara.
At least that's my tactic. You can go for that catfight, if you like
Modifié par CptData, 14 octobre 2011 - 10:34 .
#7615
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:34
#7616
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:35
Probably a good idea to stay away from Liara too? O.o
#7617
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:36
#7618
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:38
Ok I have a question
Should I replay ME1 for the full Ash effect? I love the game...but the combat...*cries*
Or bite the bullet, get Genisis for my 360 and pop into ME2?
I just hate slogging through ME1 after getting used to ME2's combat... plus the infiltrator rocks so much better in 2....
#7619
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:40
#7620
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:40
Ashley: Commander? Do you've got a few?
Shepard: Of course. Feel free to talk.
Ashley: I don't think we should allow those aliens wandering around on board. After all, the Normandy is the cutting edge ship of the Alliance.
Shepard: Williams, they're our friends. Our allies. We can't do this alone.
Ashley: Oh, I'm fine with it. If you ask me "jump", I'll jump. If you ask me to kiss a Turian, I'll ask "where".
Shepard: Good to hear, chief. So you're fine with our allies?
Ashley: Sure.
Shepard: Anything else? What do you think about your commanding officer?
Ashley: Nope, everything is okay. And I don't know what I think about you. If you're believing I'm like a princess that's going to kiss her savior ... no. Not within the next 4 missions or so.
Shepard: We'll see.
#7621
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 10:44
I will now patiently level up that stupid sniper rifle until I get my hands on my beloved viper....
#7622
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 11:59
Shepard: Ash, you know me.
Ashley: So you have no idea either?
Shepard: Not even the slightest clue.
Ashley: God we're screwed.
Shepard: Not necessarily.
Ashley: If the great John Shepard has no clue about something, then we're totally fu-!
Joker: Normandy to Shepard.
Shepard: Go ahead Joker.
Joker: The distress beacon should be within 50m of your location.
Shepard: *with an omni-blade to his neck* Thank you Joker, that's quite wonderful to know.
Ashley: Any brilliant ideas, Skip?
Shepard: Not a one.
Pierce: What are you two sappy love-birds doing here on my turf?
Shepard: Trying not to get my throat slit. What about you Ash?
Ashley: Having misgivings about drilling you're adopted sister in between the eyes.
Pierce: You're such a cute little Jackass John.
Shepard: Lets make a deal: You don't slit my throat. Ash doesn't shoot you and we all go home and maybe have a schooner of guinness?
Ashley: John? Really?
Shepard: What? A guinness solves everything!
Ashley: So does a bullet in her brain.
Shepard: As much as I agree in this case. If you two get into a fight - which I am totally and absolutely fine with. May I please move from the glowing orange device threatening to cut my throat?
Ashley +Pierce: *look at each other with a flat face* NAH!
#7623
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 12:12
#7624
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 12:14
PMC65 wrote...
Ywasibanned wrote...
*AHEM*. Sorry, did somebody mention ANOTHER FEMALE SQUADMATE?
Unless it's an unromancable one-of-Ashley's-sisters, I think my hopes for ME3 just got dampened again :<
Yep ...
http://social.biowar...5/index/8389113
EDIT: add pic
I really like this pic! nicely done! Where did you find these drawings of Ash? Are they actual images from ME3 or a fanpic?
Modifié par Meldwyn301, 14 octobre 2011 - 12:14 .
#7625
Posté 14 octobre 2011 - 12:15





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