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[Aurora313]

Shepard: *facepalm*
Kaiden (yes, he's dead: *facepalm*
Ashley: Oh god, another red-shirt.

[Aurora313]

Any who, night guys. Chat later.

[MegaBadExample]

Cypher0020 wrote...

say.... well... would anyone mind If I did another Shepley fic?

It'd be with Ash and Ron this time

Do it!

[Jhon Flash]

Aurora313 wrote...

UrusVerra wrote...

Shepard: I knew it. You can TOTALLY pick up chicks in a Mako.
Ashley: Wanna be picking up your teeth in the Mako?<_<
Shepard: I withdraw the previous statement. 
Ashley: Good boy. 

Garrus: We could probably pick up 2 or 3 chicks each.

[MegaBadExample]

Aurora313 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Aurora313 wrote...

Indeed she does. lol. Shepard learnt a long time ago - no obeying the Ashley means: no sex, making out or any of the fun flintiness in-between.

But she took his guiness! A man has gotta stand up for his rights!

Though...Just doing what she says, is the quickest way to get her in the swimsuit.... But still!

I know. But it's for lols.

Uhhhh...Labtop keeps freezin for some reason.

Shepard: I'll get your damn bikini Williams.
Ash: I said swimsuit.
Shepard: Right. Bikini. Got cha.
Ash: Swimsuit. The blue one.
Shepard: The white bikini, got it.
Ash: Not on your life. I'm not wearing that one! There's a good chance it's see thru.
Shepard: You don't like my present?
Ash: You bought that for yourself.
Shepard: I bought it for you... to wear... for me.
Ash: .....I'm not wearing it.
Shepard: Oh. You skinny dipping then?
Ash: *Smirks* You wish.
Shepard: *Walks away* Right then. The white one it is.
Ash: I'm gonna hit you with something really heavy if you come back with the white one.

[MegaBadExample]

Aurora313 wrote...

me: I'm sorry, what am I doing?

Shepard: turning me into Ash's pet SpecTRe

me: Oh? You've got a problem with that?

Shepard: Yes I do! I have my dignity, you know!

Me: *force persuade +hand wave gesture* You will follow my every command.

Shepard: Hell no!

Me: *again with the force persuade* You will follow my command.

Shepard: Do you seriously think you're some kind of Jedi, or something?

Me: Put it another way. Do what I say and I won't get Ash to kick your ass from hear to kingdom come, understood?

Shepard: *sigh* Fiiine.

me: Good. Now find Ashley's swimsuit. I got plans.... *evil laugh*

Lol the stuff we can make them do

[CptData]

Very last part. I hope so. Just kidding.

... and sometimes you have to sacrifice what you love most to make a difference.
It wasn't about him anymore. Shepard made his way through the streets of a ruined city, passing several burning wrecks and corpses. The battle seemed to be over - the last of the Reapers had left the battlefield.
"When I can't reach the radio tower, I'm dead. I hope they made it ..." he said to himself. Just a few more hundred meters ...

*Aboard the Normandy*

Joker: We've got something. A faint signal, but it comes from a small radio station near the combat zone.
Miranda: Fine. EDI, we need more power to our amplifiers.
EDI: Understood.
Faint Signal: -static- ... down here ... -static- ... alone in a badly damaged radio station ... -static- ... under attack by several ... -static- ... battle seems to be over, but ... -static- ... pard out. -static- ... This is Commander Shepard, sending from ... -static-
Joker: It's him! Good job, EDI, bring us down!

*even more later*

Mordin: Okay. I can wake her up. Keep in mind she needs her rest.
Ashley: ... unngh ... is ... John ... is that you ... ?
Shepard: Yes, Ash .. I'm back.
Ashley: Skip ... Joker said you're MIA!
Shepard: The rumors of my death are exaggerated. Looks as if everyone is okay? And how are you?
Ashley: I feel faint. Headache. Dunno what happened ... just felt a pain in my gut - then dropped down. Most of the rest is ... so surreal.
Shepard: Ash - I'm glad you made it. We almost lost you.
Ashley: Heard the same about you, Skip. Why in heaven did you try to distract dozens of husks?
Shepard: Just wanted to buy you some time. And it worked.
Ashley: You've could get killed!
Shepard: I did it for you, Ash ...
Ashley: Why ... ?
Shepard: Because I don't want to lose you again. I did once. And it won't happen again. That's a promise.
Ashley: Skip ... you're a liar. Can't promise something you can't keep.
Shepard: Good point. War isn't over yet and we could die every day.
Ashley: So there's no time to waste ...
Shepard: ...
Ashley: Oh captain ... my captain ...



Rest is up to you. I'm done.

[Jhon Flash]

[Jhon Flash]

[MegaBadExample]

LOL I'm onto you....>_>

[UrusVerra]

Uh... All dialogues are great, I just... People, what do you mean by saying 'guinness'?

[Jhon Flash]

Guinness is a terrible beer that people with no taste buds drink.

[CptData]

"Guinness" is an irish ale. Very tasty - can beat most german beers. I have to know it ^^


DA link

She's a beauty ...

[hotdogbsg]

From an Irish P.O.V, Guiness is seriously overrated.

[Jhon Flash]

hotdogbsg wrote...

From an Irish P.O.V, Guiness is seriously overrated.

This =/> truth.

[UrusVerra]

Yeah, thanks, guys.

Back to Ash) Ten-hut!

Modifié par UrusVerra, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:03 .

[Meldwyn301]

Do you ever read the other fan threads (i.e., Miranda)? Kinda funny to hear about their likes and dislikes and hopes for ME3 to include Miranda and if they don't, they are going to be ticked...

Wouldn't you love to be Bioware developers trying to decide who is in full time, who is in part time, and who is cameo or not in at all?

Although, I guess they created this mess, er... scenario, so I suppose they have a good way of dealing with all the divergent likes and dislikes in squad mates/LI's. right???

All I have to say on it is...

Ash is worth it!

Modifié par Meldwyn301, 14 octobre 2011 - 06:22 .

[Cypher0020]

I roam the Kaidan thread, and occassionally poke my head into the Jack and Miranda thread... I love all the squaddies... so its hard for me to stick to just one

I couldn't decide who would be in ME3 or not O___o my head would explode

Ash is worth it!

I have her as the VS in one Femshep file and as my LI in my Maleshep file

[ADLegend21]

I browse the Miranda, Kaidan, Kasummi, Tali, and Garrus Threads. I like them all but at time sthe Tali thread resorts to bashing characters to stay aloft and that's irks me. REmember Ash fans. Don't bash, it's a quick way to get the thread locked. Ash is worth it.

[CptData]

elektrego wrote...

CptData wrote...

"Guinness" is an irish stout. Very tasty - can beat most german beers. I have to know it ^^

*snip*

She's a beauty ...

fix'd

Sorry, when it comes to beer, I can be quite pedantic - I like to call myself a connaisseur, I approach the tasting of beer like sophisticated people do with wine, plus I am bavarian, I have it in my blood and I hate to admit that irish stout - not just Guinness - is on the top of my list. If the Reapers attacked Dublin and the question would be to either save St. James Gate or Ashley, I would have a hard time to decide, jk.
But it is a matter of taste and of course there is no right or wrong here. Sorry, for taking this further OT, but I could talk beer all day. Forgive me.
Anyway, Ashley tells us her father liked to brew his own beer, so she might have a strong opinion about beer, too.
Here's hoping she tells us more about this in ME3. Cheers. Slainte. Prost. Gotta run!

Excuse me. I'm a saxon living in bavaria - Neu-Ulm.

And no, I don't know every single kind of beer. I kinda don't see the difference between "Ale" and "Stoud" - at least I know the difference between Bock and Double Bock 


Ashley: You love getting me on the wrong side, Skip?
Shepard: Huh?
Ashley: See ... I'm a badass soldier and my secret love is beer ... I have a thing for it. Must be in our family.
Shepard: I see.
Ashley: First - the difference between "ale" and "beer" - just try both. The "William's Shanxi Ale" is a good one, but you also could try a "Radeberger" if you like. That's a beer, a "pils". Both are entirely different - pils is brewed by bottom fermentation, ale by top fermentation.
Shepard: Ferme ... what? Lemme taste ... woah ... that's tough!
Ashley: No, it isn't ... american beer is just no beer.
Shepard: Hey, that's not right. American beer ...
Ashley: ... is no european beer. Just remember that next time we're going into a Pub with an european barkeeper.
Shepard: So that's why I couldn't win that drinking contest ...

*Edit: fixed beer talk*

Modifié par CptData, 14 octobre 2011 - 08:43 .

[Jhon Flash]

ADLegend21 wrote...
REmember Ash fans. Don't bash

Unless it's Jacob.
In the head.
With a heavy Mallet

[ADLegend21]

Jhon Flash wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...
REmember Ash fans. Don't bash

Unless it's Jacob.
In the head.
With a heavy Mallet

That's why Jacob's sleeping with Ashley right now after your Shepard lets him off the Normandy

[Ravensword]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Jhon Flash wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...
REmember Ash fans. Don't bash

Unless it's Jacob.
In the head.
With a heavy Mallet

That's why Jacob's sleeping with Ashley right now after your Shepard lets him off the Normandy

This.

[Mr. Brainheart]

Ok bit of a Shepley story coming in, kind of following up on Aurora's Shepard playing the guitar story.
(To everyone who doesn't like the long dialogues in the thread and everyone who does really: I won't be doing any or the next few days/ next week, gotta focus on my fanfic and school.)


She carefully plucked the strings, one by one, the tones rushing through her ears. A low sound then a pause as her fingers slid into a different position as quickly as she could move them. A high sounds followed as she slowly started to pick up momentum. Four chords, four chords she kept repeating, she hit one at a time, slowly they were merging into a melody. Then suddenly her finger didn’t make it to the correct string in time; it slipped. It sounded off.

“Damnit!” Ashley said, she took a deep breath.

“I could help if you want.”

Ashley’s eyes widened, she quickly looked behind her, like she had been caught whilst doing something out of line. “Oh, Skipper it’s you.” She laughed a little, “You surprised me.”

“I didn’t know you want to learn how to play guitar, Ash. You should’ve asked, I can teach you some basics.”

“You know me. Not the asking kind.”

“Well, do you want help or not?”

“Ohh I don’t know..” Ash’s voice sounded teasing, “are you a patient teacher?”

“Yeah, I’ve got all the time in the world…Who really cares about imminent threats that could very well mean the death of all life in the galaxy, anyway?”

“Good! Maybe you want to teach me how to get those damn cords right. My fingers are used to pulling triggers, not carefully touching the strings.”

Shepard sat down on the bed, “Come on, you can sit on my lap. You know I rarely bite.”

Ashley laughed again: “Are you trying to turn this into some kind of cheesy make out session?”

“When aren’t I?”

She pushed herself away from Shepard: “Guitar first.”

“So there is a second thing to do.”

“Only if you prove yourself a good enough teacher, Skipper.”

“Well, for starters: tongue is important”

“GUITAR lessons please?”

“Alright, I’m just teasing you Ash. I have to ask though, why do you suddenly want to learn?”

Ashley relaxed and sat down on Shepard’s legs, she stared. “The way you sat there, when I caught you playing…I…The way you remembered what happened in your life that moment, happy and sad at the same time. That’s the way I’ve always wanted to remember…my dad, my family, friends.” She snapped out of the stare and looked towards Shepard, “That and it’d be something fun to do together, during the downtime.”

“I’m not sure it brings exactly that feeling you want Ash, but it’s worth a try and I have to admit teaching you sounds like fun times.”

“I can teach you some proper poetry in return” Ash had a soft smile and a small tear seemed to shimmer in her eye.

“Yeah, why not? It’d give us something to do other than…You know” Shepard spoke challengingly.

“Teasing and make out sessions?”

“Yeah. Now, to teaching the art of playing the guitar.”