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[Mr. Brainheart]

Well, you're right about that there isn't much going on. So eh, I bet you can't read anything naughty in calling her dashing!

Oh goody ToP Ash! Oh look it's Reeds favorite team!
http://t0.gstatic.co...i7-0cJtYSaeqdxA

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 16 octobre 2011 - 08:49 .

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Well, you're right about that there isn't much going on. So eh, I bet you can't read anything naughty in calling her dashing!

Oh goody ToP Ash! Oh look it's Reeds favorite team!
http://t0.gstatic.co...i7-0cJtYSaeqdxA

DAMMIT! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING EXCEPT DASHING TO HER SIDE AND THE PULLING HER TO THE LOFT! 

Also... NO that is team fail! Fake Garrus (wrong armor and no visor), Fake Ashley (that blonde cop from Noveria), Fake Shepard.... (weird looking face)

OH GOD... THEY'RE IMPOSTERS!!! 

[Mr. Brainheart]

elektrego wrote...

What's going on in here - I suddenly feel the desire to make myself a nice BLT and gorge myself.
BLT - Boomstick Lieutenant? Wut?

Hang on, let me get this straight, you actually create your own BLT, just to..()..gorge yourself!?

(so you should really explain me how to create a boomstick lieutenant one day )

@Reed; Hah! If Shepard was an imposter though, I'm sure he'd look a little more like Conrad Verner. Maybe he has hired stuntdoubles and the actual crew really only hangs out on the Normandy all the time. (That'd make for a fun fanfic actually..)

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 16 octobre 2011 - 08:58 .

[ADLegend21]

elektrego wrote...

What's going on in here - I suddenly feel the desire to make myself a nice BLT and gorge myself.
BLT - Boomstick Lieutenant? Wut?

Yeah, sorry for that!

oh I'm saving that gif.

[CptData]

I just don't get it ... gorge...ous?
Whatever.

Shepard: Chief?
Ashley: Nope. That's "Lieutenant" for you.
Shepard: But L.T. doesn't do it.
Ashley: Yup.
Shepard: So what's your new nick?
Ashley: Hmm, I'd say keep "Ash".
Shepard: What about "Boomstick Lady" ?
Ashley: I'll give you "Boomstick Lady"!
Shepard: "SpAsh"?
Ashley: *goes for gun*
Shepard: "Number one"?
Ashley: *puts in thermo mag*
Shepard: Okay, okay, I'll keep "Ash".
Ashley: Good boy. *puts down gun*

[Mr. Brainheart]

Haha, I like how I can turn this thread into confusion and perversion with a single pun. Such power!

(And yeah the original pun was a wordplay on gorgeous, but that's not what Reed was thinking of, lol.)

And that facepalm gif is great!

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 16 octobre 2011 - 09:05 .

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

I just don't get it ... gorge...ous?
Whatever.

Shepard: Chief?
Ashley: Nope. That's "Lieutenant" for you.
Shepard: But L.T. doesn't do it.
Ashley: Yup.
Shepard: So what's your new nick?
Ashley: Hmm, I'd say keep "Ash".
Shepard: What about "Boomstick Lady" ?
Ashley: I'll give you "Boomstick Lady"!
Shepard: "SpAsh"?
Ashley: *goes for gun*
Shepard: "Number one"?
Ashley: *puts in thermo mag*
Shepard: Okay, okay, I'll keep "Ash".
Ashley: Good boy. *puts down gun*

If Shepard is really trying to ****** her off, he should try calling Ash 'buttercup'or 'sweetheart'  I want this option in ME3 seriously I'd love to see Ashley's reaction to it.

Shepard: Hey, sweetheart.
Ashley: What'd you say!?
Shepard: Umm.. I said hey...sweetheart...?
Ashley: Oh dear, lord.
Shepard: ...What?
Ashley: Call meTHAT again... especially in front of ANYONE and you're gonna be pissing blood.
Shepard: How bout I just stick with Ash?
Ashley: That works. Now, lets go find a nice, quiet, soundproof spot where I can recite poetry.
Shepard: ...I'm on a horse.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

@ Brain

you guys should all know by now what I'm usually thinking of... 

Also... omg, that would be pretty hilarious...

Hackett: Commander Shepard... I need you for a mission.
FakeShepard: Who ar- ... *to himself ... oh Hackett... that's right* ... um, yes sir, what is it?
Hackett: I'm sorry, what was that?
FakeShepard: Nothing, what's the mission.
Hackett: Shepard, what's wrong with your voice??
FakeShepard: I uh... there's nothing... *covers mic* ... joker, "lose" the connection!
Joker: uh oh, looks like we lost it Commander...
RealShepard: *gives him an evil look* 
FakeShepard: What!? YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME!!! *walks off*

[MegaBadExample]

elektrego wrote...

I approve of new thread title. You had me at boomstick.
My suggestion would have been: Don't worry, Shepard - I'll protect you!

Has anybody ever turned her down, the night before Ilos. I did this yesterday to try something, I hadn't before - she is so damn cute in that scene. Waiting is totaly worth it sometimes. I am really glad, I did it.

edit: I have a video for those, who haven't tried it themselves!

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...!? REFUSING ASHLEY SEX ON YOUR QUITE POSSIBLY LAST NIGHT ALIVE...ARE YOU CRAZY!?

=D...Thanks for the video. I've never seen that before. It's totally awesome how she handles it. "I wanna blow your mind." HOT! 

You wouldn't happen to have one refusing her at the locker scene? It saves me from breaking Ashley's  and being a BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG JERK. Also, I can't be assed playing another playthru to see it.

[CptData]

Shepard: ... and that's all. Questions?
Ashley: Yep. What's my job in this mission?
Shepard: You'll guide all teams and support them with any intel you'll get.
Ashley: Means I'll have to stay on the Normandy - why me?
Shepard: Because you're the best for the job.
Ashley: I thought EDI is doing this.
Shepard: EDI can't do this alone.
EDI: Actually, I can.
Shepard: "Thanks", EDI.
Ashley: Okay, Skip - what's the real reason?
Shepard: Everyone is dismissed. Ash?
Ashley: Seriously. Why I am not part of this mission?
Shepard: Ash, the last time we were on a mission you almost got shot. I can't stand the thought of losing you.
Ashley: You know me. I can watch my back, ...
Shepard: Yes, I know. It's just ...
Ashley: Yes?
Shepard: I just have a bad feeling, Ash. Just stay on board this time.
Ashley: That's it? Because you got a bad feeling?
Shepard: I had the same feeling about you and Kaidan just before we went down on Virmire. Just don't wanna lose you, okay?
Ashley: *sigh* ... It doesn't make much sense to me, but I understand you. I'll stay here.
Shepard: Thanks, Ash.


--- Good night guys ... bed time ---

Modifié par CptData, 16 octobre 2011 - 09:34 .

[MegaBadExample]

*Tucks in Data*

[Mr. Brainheart]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

@ Brain

you guys should all know by now what I'm usually thinking of... 

Also... omg, that would be pretty hilarious...

Hackett: Commander Shepard... I need you for a mission.
FakeShepard: Who ar- ... *to himself ... oh Hackett... that's right* ... um, yes sir, what is it?
Hackett: I'm sorry, what was that?
FakeShepard: Nothing, what's the mission.
Hackett: Shepard, what's wrong with your voice??
FakeShepard: I uh... there's nothing... *covers mic* ... joker, "lose" the connection!
Joker: uh oh, looks like we lost it Commander...
RealShepard: *gives him an evil look* 
FakeShepard: What!? YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME!!! *walks off*

BAhah, I'd so get Conrad for stunt double:

Admiral Hackett? Admiral Hackett? Is that really you? It's my admiral, Conr-Commander Shepard!

[MisterJB]

Sorry if this has been posted already but look, those two pictures on the far left seem to be Ashley wearing her new armor. You can see her hair in a bun.

Modifié par MisterJB, 16 octobre 2011 - 09:55 .

[ADLegend21]

I think Ashley would get all of the grunt work now that she's the official Spectre of the Alliance.

"Williams, fight those mercs witha toothbrush!" *Ashley kills them all without getting a scratch on her* "well done."

[MegaBadExample]

MisterJB wrote...

Sorry if this has been posted already but look, those two pictures on the far left seem to be Ashley wearing her new armor. You can see her hair in a bun.

Where'd you get this?
Ashley has got some real swag going on in that pic...JUSTSAYIN and Kaidan is looking...better at least his armour isn't....tight.

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 16 octobre 2011 - 09:59 .

[hotdogbsg]

MisterJB wrote...

Sorry if this has been posted already but look, those two pictures on the far left seem to be Ashley wearing her new armor. You can see her hair in a bun.

Yesss!!

Small insignificant win for me!

[Mr. Brainheart]

That does look like a bun! That's great news. But indeed where did you find/get this?

[ADLegend21]

MisterJB wrote...

Sorry if this has been posted already but look, those two pictures on the far left seem to be Ashley wearing her new armor. You can see her hair in a bun.

a bun or a ponytail! Ponytail Ash plz! and her armor looks nice!

[MisterJB]

http://www.ugo.com/g...1-mass-effect-3

[TobiTobsen]

/delurk

Ash in armor and with a bun? They can announce whatever they want now. I'm appeased.

/lurk

Modifié par TobiTobsen, 16 octobre 2011 - 10:33 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

Hmm, Ash could rock a ponytail! But the notion that it seems like we'll be getting the bun back is good enough for me.

[MegaBadExample]

If Ashley gets a ponytail I will cry tears of happys. She would rock the sh*t out of it. I'mJustSayin.

[Funkcase]

MisterJB, you're awsome for posting that, thanks! Yay we get Ash with long hair and her Bun too!

Modifié par Funkcase, 16 octobre 2011 - 10:43 .

[Complistic]

MisterJB wrote...

Sorry if this has been posted already but look, those two pictures on the far left seem to be Ashley wearing her new armor. You can see her hair in a bun.

gahhh, it needs to be clearer, but judging by what I can make out, it looks 

Modifié par Complistic, 16 octobre 2011 - 11:35 .