Imagine my surprise when I wake up with two new plushies on my pillow (see previous page) lol.
Anyway, a dialogue for you guys.
Shepard: *in medical bay after first ME3 mission* Ooowww.
Ashley: Still hurts Shepard?
Shepard: You know, I can deal with arms getting shot, legs, a bullet even grazed my neck once. Damn near killed me, but why for the love of god, why do they always aim for the stomach.
Ashley: Because that's what they were trained for?
Shepard: People are trained to hit from the torso up. Those geth did that on purpose.
Ashley: And I just realised you're high on pain killers, aren't you?
Shepard: Sky-high.
Ashley: Yahuh. Figured. Anyway, I got some good news and some bad news. You're alive.
Shepard: What's the good news?
Ashley: John.
Shepard: Sorry, contiune.
Ashley: You're armor is...
Shepard: If you're telling me it's broken ...
Ashley: Not so much broken as much as.... um, how to describe it.
Shepard: Go on Ash, I can take it. I'm a big boy.
Ashley: The entire chest plate had melted, like completely. It's irreparible.
Shepard: Oh, what the fu -
Ashley: But!
Shepard: I killed the Collectors with that armor! *sadfacing*
Ashley: I have something in the armory you might want to see. If Chakwas lets me.
Chakwas: He can't quite walk yet, but he can hobble.
Ashley: Ok, ass out of bed Marine. *shoves hoodie in his face.*
Shepard: Where the hell did you get that?
Ashley: Old friend made it.
Shepard: It's even got the N7 stripe, now that's just awesome.
Ashley: You're really stoned.
Shepard: No. It's awesome.
*in armory*
Vega: I thought you were sedated, Commander?
Shepard: *limps in behind Ash.* Getting there, not quite.
Ashley: Here *goes to storage crate at the end of the room. Open it*
Shepard: *hobbles over and peers in.* Oh my. *hand over mouth, pulls it away to try and speak.*
Vega: Sir? *comes over and looks in. Shepard's ME3 armor is inside+special edition weapons.*
Shepard: It's so pretty... and shiny.
Vega: And new!
Ashley: And expensive! You break it, I'll kill you again.
Shepard: Did I ever mention that you're wonderful?
Ashley: It has come up on occasion but not recently.