I'm working at the moment. Have a presentation to finish off in the next hour and I've lost all my material. So a little bit busy atm.
Shepard: Ok. I'm confused, where the hell is this room?
Pierce: Uh. *checking through omni-tool data* According to this. *points towards locked doorway* They'll be on the other side of that access tunnel. It's a pretty straight run, but it's loaded with guards.
Shepard: How long is it?
Pierce: Um... Wow-wee - almost a kilometre.
Shepard: Got a few dozen hand grenades ready?
Pierce: Nope, but I got my trusty 'Aurora' with me. *brandishing sniper rifle.*
Shepard: Think you can hack the door.
Pierce: Sure thing.
Shepard: That's my girl.
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Vega: This is just loco.
Ashley: *Hears voices* Vega, back up a bit.
Vega: You heard that too?
Ashley: can you make em out?
Vega: There's two. That's about it.
Ashley: Alright, find something for cover, I guess?
Vega: Where? It's an empty room!
Ashley: I don't know, crowd up on the door?
???: *zap!* Ah! F*ck!
*Vega+Ashley, look at the door and to each other again.*
Ashley: Was that?
Vega: Music to my ears far as I'm concerned.
*Door snaps open, Shepard's standing with his weapon raised. The expression on his face more confused than anything else.*
Shepard: ... huh. *To Pierce* I thought you said this was a supposed to be an access tunnel? Not a bloody reunion. *To Ash and Vega* Though it is absolutely awesome to see you guys safe and sound, no offence intended.
Ashley: Bout bloody time, John.
Vega: No taken, sir.
Pierce: I swear it was *looks at map.* Oh.
Shepard: What's 'oh'?
Ashley: That map was upside down?
Pierce: ....
Shepard: Rox?
Pierce: Whoops.
*Shepard, Ash + Vega facepalm*
Shepard: Vega, Trade - My girl for yours?
Ashley: Oi! I'm not a commodity!
Pierce: Can we talk when we get the hell out of here? Please?
Ashley: Agreed.
Vega: I'm rather desperate to get back to the Normandy.
Shepard: Yea. The Shuttle is waiting. Let's go.
Ashley: Gladly.
Modifié par Aurora313, 10 novembre 2011 - 01:27 .