I know this is completely off topic from what's being spoken about, but this idea has not left me alone all day.
(obviously after Reaper War)
Reporter: This is Maria West, Here interviewing the Humanity's Second Spectre, and first female Spectre, Lieutenant Commander Ashley Williams. Thank you for joining us today, Commander.
Ashley: *forces smile* It's not trouble at all, really. It was just one giant coincidence.
Reporter: Of course. Rumor has it, that you were one of the major players in the War against the Reaper fleet.
Ashley: We lost a lot of good soldiers in that engagement. A lot of friends, and a lot of empty graves.
Reporter: Of course, and maybe they rest in peace. Rest assured, I've no intention to slander the fallen Commander.
Ashley: Yes, I recall seeing another Reporter being physically put down for trying something that stupid.
Reporter: By the then-Commander Shepard no less. Truly, I'm not going to attempt something so unprofessional.
Ashley: That would be wonderful.
Reporter: Back to the matter at hand, rumours also state that you're currently partnered with the aforementioned Major Shepard. Our female viewers have to know, what does it take to get the attention of such humanity's most sought after Bachelor?
Ashley: He's not a piece of meat, Miss West.
Reporter: I understand, but please, Our viewer have to know!
Ashley: You're viewers don't 'need' to know anything. I'm entitled to my privacy and so is he.
Reporter: But, Miss -
Ashley: I have an appointment to keep, excuse me. *walks away.*
Shepard: *watching from around the Corner Ashley is about to turn.* Ha. Nice shut down!
Ashley: Taught me more than you thought, huh? *they walk together, Shepard has an arm around her shoulder* But much as I hate to say it, she raises a valid point, why are you with me?
Shepard: What? You need a validation?
Ashley: It would be nice, yes.
Shepard: *kisses her* 'Cause you're you.
Ashley: I dunno, Skip'. Gonna need more 'Validation' than that.
Shepard: *stops and pulls her into a hug, their noses touching with a smile* Got something in mind, Lieutenant Commander?
Ashley: The Loft, 2000 hours tonight, with a nice sparkling champagne. Time for a re-assessment of your physical condition. *Pokes his chest to empathise her point* That's. An. Order. Major.
Shepard: I guess I have no choice but to Obey, Commander.
Ashley: You bet your sexy ass, you do.
Modifié par Aurora313, 18 novembre 2011 - 05:58 .