Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#12176
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 06:29
#12177
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 06:36
ADLegend21 wrote...
hand to hand who wins?
Ashley vs a soldier Shepard of either Gender.
For my soldier Shep and Ash, I think he'd win, but only if he was on his best game. No messing around. He has more thorough training because of the N7 stuff. Special Forces have special moves in my opinion and he's had more of an opportunity to use them in real situations. Doesn't mean it would be easy. I don't think he would underestimate her, but I think he would still be surprised. I have a feeling Ash fights dirty.
And by dirty I don't mean ball shots. I don't feel like any woman worth her salt would go for the balls unless she really meant to decomission a guy.
Also, welcome back, Mdoggy. And I couldn't have said it better.
Modifié par Badpie, 02 décembre 2011 - 06:37 .
#12178
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 06:44
Sorry if I offended you with the joke I made....
#12179
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 06:51
#12180
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 06:57
(had second thoughts about it myself)
All's good.
Modifié par AresXX7, 02 décembre 2011 - 06:58 .
#12181
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:03
#12182
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:13
Badpie wrote...
I was just saying I don't see Ash going for the boys in a fight unless she really means to ruin them. Hehe.
"Your testes are now diamonds!"
#12183
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:44
Badpie wrote...
Because I have nothing better to do at the moment I totally just went through that interview with the entire cast and picked out Kimberly Brooks' stuff. For your convenience. Just in case you're one of the like, ten people who hadn't read it.
[...]
I think of Ashley as a diamond. . .in the rough. Admittedly, she is a bit rough around the edges, but when you get to the essence of who she really is, you will find that she is strong, beautiful and multi-faceted.
[...]
This was an interesting read. Thank you!
Diamond in the rough - I like that expression. Sums up nicely how I felt about Ashley in the first game and it feels good to see that her voive-over actress agrees with me on that. Time to shine, Ashley!
Anyhow, I am now ready to put my claws away and curl up in Kimberly Brooks' lap, purring contently, while she fondles my ear and tells me more about those passionate love scenes with Jennifer Hale, drifting off into a dream, which may include some form of hand-to-hand combat, probably something like good old greco-roman.
No shoes, no balls.
Modifié par Olive Oomph, 02 décembre 2011 - 07:45 .
#12184
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 08:00
xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...
In the process of reading this FireEye... I'm thoroughly enjoying it so far...
also, Ashley snores!?! LMAO
Thank ye. Happy you enjoy them.
And, yes, Ashley so totally snores when she's been taking out hostile AI drones all day.
#12185
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 08:15
Ashley: Hey John ...
Shepard: 'morning Ash. Coffee?
Ashley: You know me. No coffee, crabby Ashley. Crabby Ashley means no kiss. And no kiss makes John sad. So get me a coffee and you'll be happy!
Shepard: I'm never happy.
Ashley: Oh sure, you are, Mr. Pessimist. So what's the plan for today, Skip?
Shepard: After getting you a Coffee? Guess we'll have to shoot things. Usual stuff - burning colony here, frighter in danger there. Not much on the table.
Ashley: Sounds like an easy day. Not that I don't appreciate it ... after two weeks under constant fire in that foxhole on Palaven ...
Shepard: God yes. I don't know what was more awful - the Reapers, the Husks or the fact a certain Lieutenant Commander could not get any morning coffee ...
Ashley: Haha - I wasn't that bad.
Shepard: You were worse.
Ashley: I can give up coffee for a while.
Shepard: Prove it.
Ashley: Now?
Shepard: Yes! *takes Ash's coffee away*
Ashley: John!
Shepard: No coffee for one week, Ash. That's the deal.
Ashley: Jooooohn ... I can't function without my shot.
Shepard: So much for "I can quit".
Ashley: Skip, you're mean.
Shepard: I know. That's why you love me.
Ashley: And now you're acting like a jerk. Doesn't fit to you, Skip.
Shepard: *snickers* Oh I'm sure it does.
Ashley: Not for me. Now get me a new coffee.
Shepard: Make me.
Ashley: If I have to quit coffee for a whole week, you'll have to give up the together nights for a month.
Shepard: Wait, one week "no coffee" is the same like one month "no sex"?
Ashley: Exactly.
Shepard: Deal.
Ashley: Joooooooooooohhhnn!
Shepard: I'm evil, know that?
Ashley: I hate you.
Shepard: *snickers*
Ashley: So no coffee for me today?
Shepard: Yup. Plus six more mornings.
Ashley: You know you're going to pay for this, Skip.
Shepard: A month without sex is bad enough, Ash.
Ashley: That is not only punishing you.
Shepard: I know ... *evil snicker*
Ashley: *sigh* okay. I give up. No coffee for seven days. But I can't give up our sex too. Happy now?
Shepard: *smirks* Sure. Here, have it, Ash. Your last coffee for the next week.
Ashley: Thank you, Skip.
Shepard: Where's my kiss?
Ashley: *kisses Shepard passionately*
Shepard: Good morning, Ash ^^
Modifié par CptData, 02 décembre 2011 - 08:18 .
#12186
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 08:17
ADLegend21 wrote...
hand to hand who wins?
Ashley vs a soldier Shepard of either Gender.
Is Shep allowed to use biotics? I'm not sure Jakarta would win without them, even though she's got N7 training and outweighs Ash a bit; she's a bit too used to cheating.
#12187
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 09:10
FireEye wrote...
xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...
In the process of reading this FireEye... I'm thoroughly enjoying it so far...
also, Ashley snores!?! LMAO
Thank ye. Happy you enjoy them.
And, yes, Ashley so totally snores when she's been taking out hostile AI drones all day.
Headcanons are fun to read, 'specially if they're NOT identical to your own.
I don't think my Ash snores. I do. I really snore, but my fiancee can take it. However, I couldn't stand the idea she's snoring, therefore Ash doesn't snore as well.
However, my Ashley is a total coffee addict (as you can read in that little dialogue above on this page). She can't function without her morning coffee and I think she'll have three or five large cups a day. She also likes coffee the "tough" way: no milk, almost no sugar and tough. Guess she has some addiction to caffeine.
Never thought of how Ashley prefers to sleep. My dirty male mind tells me she sleeps naked, but my writer mind tells me she only shares "naked nights" with her lover. Ash usually wears some night gown, satin clothing anyone?
Ash is a "nighthawk". That means she loves to stay up long in the night and also enjoys sleeping till 10 or 11 o'clock (local time) in the morning. However, her duty does not allow this so she has to get up at 6:00. So she suffered some kind jet-lag while on colonies. It got better on board of the Normandy, still not perfect, but better. By the way: that's the reason why Ash got addicted to caffeine - she needs her shot to wake up, she needs another shot to STAY awake in the morning.
So. That's my headcanon of Ash. ^^
Modifié par CptData, 02 décembre 2011 - 09:12 .
#12188
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 09:11
"Captain Williams. I hadn't expected to see you here." Major Jon-Mal Shepard said by way of greeting, approaching his wife in easy strides, kissing her firmly on the lips.
"Where the hell else would I be?" She shot back playfully, handing over the small shopping bag filled with snacks that she had been carrying.
"What's this for?" He asked, looking through the contents while Ash led him down the hallway.
"Who do you think?" She shot back with a sly smirk, turning the corner. Shepard followed.
"Daddy!" Two young voices called out. Shepard smirked and rolled his eyes.
"Ah - The mini Shepards." Ash gave him a look. "Sorry, mini-Williams'."
"Better." She kissed her husband's cheek before their two twin children, a boy and girl, tackled their father in a hug.
#12189
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 09:13
Twins? I knew they have the stuff ^^
What'ya think about my "headcanon" + the dialogue above? Crabby Ash denies sex and kisses without her morning coffee *g*
#12190
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 09:17
#12191
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 09:21
Aurora313 wrote...
Very good. I like it. Your Shepard is cruel to Ash. It's the opposite for my canon.
Actually, it's intended as "pay back" because normally Shepard IS whipped in my headcanon too. However, he's in a good mood that morning and loves to tease Ash a bit. I mean, sometimes he simply wants to prove he's still the MANLY Shepard
And I like the idea he can give up sex for a while - and Ashley can't. Don't ask why. I know the answer, but God forbid, don't ask!
#12192
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 09:23
#12193
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 09:27
Aurora313 wrote...
Unfortunately. My internet is still on the fritz. Bright side? My phone quote has reset. So forgive any short dialogues over the weekend. Gotta wait til Monday to get college internet again.
Awww man, that sucks. I mean that thread IS already slow in european daytime, but without you? Slow, slower, Ashley-fan-thread ...
Ash is sad 'cause of that. Someone insert pic for me, I'm @ work.
#12194
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 10:43
#12195
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 11:18
I know what you mean almost all of the posts happen when I'm in bed. This morning I had nearly 2 full pages to read through when I woke up.....Coffee I need Coffee.CptData wrote...
Aurora313 wrote...
Unfortunately. My internet is still on the fritz. Bright side? My phone quote has reset. So forgive any short dialogues over the weekend. Gotta wait til Monday to get college internet again.
Awww man, that sucks. I mean that thread IS already slow in european daytime, but without you? Slow, slower, Ashley-fan-thread ...
Ash is sad 'cause of that. Someone insert pic for me, I'm @ work.
#12196
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 11:30
"You did a good job keeping a brave face." Ashley commented into the darkly lit cabin. Shepard sat on his bed, eyes down cast and arms elbows on his legs.
" 'We can win'? Don't make me laugh." He scolded himself, casting his eyes aside. Ashley's heels sounded across the ground as she sat dozen in the opposite side of the bed. "We both know that this will be a one way ticket."
Ashley merely sighed in response, a soft smile on her lips. Leaning her back against his, tilting her head back to view the stars outside his skylight. "Where's my cheerful optimist?" She muttered.
"He's gone walkabouts." Shepard's joke rang hollow. "Nothing but a bitter pessimist here."
"God Jonathan-Mal. I know you're tired. But you can't die tomorrow." Ashley said, a chuckle in her tone. "You made me a promise to me, remember?"
Shepard let out a sigh. "Everything I've done til now was for the sake of having a future without being exterminated by giant homicidal monsters. I don't even know what'll happen to me or everyone tomorrow. The 'verse can't just go back to how it was before."
Ashley had stood up, moved around the bed and knelt in front of Shepard, wrapping her arms around his head and held him close. He leaned in, grateful for the physical contact. "It doesn't matter, as long as we're around to worry about it."
"Thank you, Ashley. I love you."
Ashley stroked his head softly, "I love you too."
#12197
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 12:41
Also interesting fact: Ash is one of the few characters in the series that doesn't need to get fixed. Which is something I enjoy ... Shepard needs to get fixed, not Ashley ^^
#12198
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 04:02
#12199
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 04:11
Btw, I've just read last few pages - dialogues were awesome)) Can't say who's - I didn't look
#12200
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 04:29
ADLegend21 wrote...
A lot of the human squaddies don't. More on that later.
If you're talking about "squadmates need Shepard fixing them", then you're right: Kaidan does well too and so does sort-of Jacob. In some way it also applies on Kasumi.
Zaeed has this revenge stuff. Miranda has daddy-issues, Jack comes with a spoiled past. And Joker is no squadmate - and he doesn't need fixing either.





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