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[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Hence why I said the alternate outfit suits her more. I don't mind the 'white panties' thing, but it's better if they were black, in my opinion.

At least they shouldn't be that visible ^^

Shepard: Uhh ... Ashley ... are those panties?
Ashley: What do you mean?
Shepard: Those white pants between your thigh high boots and your jacket?
Ashley: Oh. Yes. Grandma gave me those. She thought I should wear them. Without them, you would see ... different things.
Shepard: And who gave you that outfit?
Ashley: Udina. He thought it would fit to me.
Shepard: Wait, he gave you an outfit where you can see the second human Spectre's secret place?
Ashley: ...
Shepard: I'm so going to kick his face.
Ashley: ... you're so cute when jealous.




PANTIES

Modifié par CptData, 03 décembre 2011 - 10:25 .

[Aurora313]

Ahaha! I shouldn't be laughing at that, but I am.

[MegaBadExample]

Bahaha: "I'm so going to kick his face." THAT IS THE BEST! I'm gonna say that for the rest of the day now, thanks. And don't hate on the panties man. Those are the standard Alliance panties right there. Quality.

You know, without you, Data & Aurora this thread would be a pretty boring place in the mornings. But reading back...well, I just don't understand why ya'll make Ash into some coffee addict. What made everybody think this way? For some odd reason I like the smell, but personally I hate coffee.

I'd rather have some good, fresh juice instead. I always thought of Ash as a simple girl. In the mornings, right? You're thirsty. You want a damn drink and you want it now. And It's much easier to get a glass and pour some juice, than spend minutes making bloody coffee....Ramble...ramble....ramble.....ramble.

[Aurora313]

I personally dislike coffee as well. I'm a tea-drinker, or rather I was to the point of being dependant on it to function (like 13 cups of day, no joke) at the end last year.

I don't mind others who drink it, and the only reason I made Ash a coffee addict was for comedic value. In truth, I think she'd only drink it if she had a really crappy or short sleep and/or long, unexciting shift.

[CptData]

Seriously, any real woman wouldn't pick such white pants between two dark-blueish pieces of clothing. Ash shouldn't do that. It looks ... funny.

Udina: ... and this is your new Spectre outfit.
Ashley: Neat. Give me a minute ... *flees into appartment*
Udina: -
Ashley: *returns* That's a joke, isn't it?
Udina: Why?
Ashley: There are no pants.
Udina: Ohh ... ooops ...
Ashley: I'm not wearing this.
Udina: Have no problem with that. Uh - Mrs. Williams, could you please pick up my wallet? I dropped it ...
Ashley: Sure, Sir ...
Udina:
Ashley: *realizes something*
Udina:
Ashley: You ass!

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Bahaha: "I'm so going to kick his face." THAT IS THE BEST! I'm gonna say that for the rest of the day now, thanks. And don't hate on the panties man. Those are the standard Alliance panties right there. Quality.

You know, without you, Data & Aurora this thread would be a pretty boring place in the mornings. But reading back...well, I just don't understand why ya'll make Ash into some coffee addict. What made everybody think this way? For some odd reason I like the smell, but personally I hate coffee.

I'd rather have some good, fresh juice instead. I always thought of Ash as a simple girl. In the mornings, right? You're thirsty. You want a damn drink and you want it now. And It's much easier to get a glass and pour some juice, than spend minutes making bloody coffee....Ramble...ramble....ramble.....ramble.

Oh, I'm a coffee addict - totally. And I simply think Ash can't work with her morning coffee - don't ask me why. It fits to her. Shepard is different: he likes coffee, but he doesn't need it. Anderson doesn't drink coffee, he prefers tea. Joker hates both, he's a typical beer-drinker ... and so on.

Lets say I imagine Ash as coffee-drinker because you need to get in touch with coffee - either you like it, or you hate it. After all, if you're a "newbie" coffee drinker coffee apears to be bitter and doesn't taste that well. An experienced coffee drinker likes that. Same with beer btw.

[MegaBadExample]

There is no way I can continue that snip without Udina dying.

Oh, and well, I think working in space with limited supplies and what have you...well, lets just say I think Ash could get by without coffee easily. But yeah, It’s funny to think that Ashley just NEEDS it or everyone shall feel her cranky wrath. I don’t think Ash likes to NEED anything tbh. I think she could get by with very little.

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Bahaha: "I'm so going to kick his face." THAT IS THE BEST! I'm gonna say that for the rest of the day now, thanks. And don't hate on the panties man. Those are the standard Alliance panties right there. Quality.

You know, without you, Data & Aurora this thread would be a pretty boring place in the mornings. But reading back...well, I just don't understand why ya'll make Ash into some coffee addict. What made everybody think this way? For some odd reason I like the smell, but personally I hate coffee.

I'd rather have some good, fresh juice instead. I always thought of Ash as a simple girl. In the mornings, right? You're thirsty. You want a damn drink and you want it now. And It's much easier to get a glass and pour some juice, than spend minutes making bloody coffee....Ramble...ramble....ramble.....ramble.

Oh, I'm a coffee addict - totally. And I simply think Ash can't work with her morning coffee - don't ask me why. It fits to her. Shepard is different: he likes coffee, but he doesn't need it. Anderson doesn't drink coffee, he prefers tea. Joker hates both, he's a typical beer-drinker ... and so on.

Lets say I imagine Ash as coffee-drinker because you need to get in touch with coffee - either you like it, or you hate it. After all, if you're a "newbie" coffee drinker coffee apears to be bitter and doesn't taste that well. An experienced coffee drinker likes that. Same with beer btw.

I'm 17. Probably explains why I don't like coffee.  And....Anderson....Likes....Tea? There is something way too funny about the image in my head right now.

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

There is no way I can continue that snip without Udina dying.

Oh, and well, I think working in space with limited supplies and what have you...well, lets just say I think Ash could get by without coffee easily. But yeah, It’s funny to think that Ashley just NEEDS it or everyone shall feel her cranky wrath. I don’t think Ash likes to NEED anything tbh. I think she could get by with very little.

That's what headcanon is for: everyone has a different image of Ash. Mine has an addiction for coffee, your's don't. Easy ^^

What'ya think, who's going to make Udina pay for this? Ashley? Shepard? Anderson? Ashley AND Shepard? All three? Udina himself because of a stroke?

MegaBadExample wrote...

I'm 17. Probably explains why I
don't like coffee.  And....Anderson....Likes....Tea? There is something
way too funny about the image in my head right now.

Maybe. Got introduced to coffee at 12, but started to like it in first job. That was at 17. 
And yes, Anderson likes tea. He's Shepard's mentor, and mentors usually like tea. Drinking tea makes people ... intellectual. Kinda. Did I mention I like tea too? Earl Grey is my fave.

Modifié par CptData, 03 décembre 2011 - 10:59 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Oh god. I think I'm gonna puke.
Ashley: John. You ok?
Shepard: No. Do you think you can find my knife?
Ashley: As in, that SF knife of yours?
Shepard: Yes.
Ashley: Why?
Shepard: Because I want to introduce that wrinkled old fart to one of my favourite methods of interrogation. Dental Torture.
Ashley: ... Gez. You god-damned sadist.
Shepard: Now please, Ms Williams.
Ashley: Slug him across the jaw for me? Pretty please?
Shepard: Hell yes.


edit: Revising my Shepard's general personality abit. Forgive inconsistances in my dialogues.

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 décembre 2011 - 10:59 .

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

There is no way I can continue that snip without Udina dying.

Oh, and well, I think working in space with limited supplies and what have you...well, lets just say I think Ash could get by without coffee easily. But yeah, It’s funny to think that Ashley just NEEDS it or everyone shall feel her cranky wrath. I don’t think Ash likes to NEED anything tbh. I think she could get by with very little.

That's what headcanon is for: everyone has a different image of Ash. Mine has an addiction for coffee, your's don't. Easy ^^

What'ya think, who's going to make Udina pay for this? Ashley? Shepard? Anderson? Ashley AND Shepard? All three? Udina himself because of a stroke?

Hey, in my headcanon they have triplets. Totally cro bro.  Imagination ftw.

I really just think they all should beat him tbh. Good de-stresser.

[FireEye]

Ash/Kaidan Drabble and an Ash&Shep Drabble, the latter which kinda unintentionally follows this ficbit that I never advertised here.

And if Not Drabble, Ashley:

[CptData]

This Ash fears nothing. Except ... me

Me: Hey Ashley.
Ashley: Who are you?
Me: One of your biggest fans.
Ashley: Another one? What's wrong with you guys?!
Me: Oh, nothing, everything is fine. I simply support you and Shepard and that you two get together ...
Ashley: Me and who?
Me: Shepard.
Ashley: I don't know any Shepard.
Me: What time is it?
Ashley: April 4th 2182.
Me: Wrong time. Oops, see you later ...
Ashley: God ... next time he'll tell me crap about human Spectres and ancient Cthulhu machines destroying our galaxy.

Modifié par CptData, 03 décembre 2011 - 11:22 .

[Aurora313]

Hehaha! Ah, I love it.

[Mr. Brainheart]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

I dare someone to write femshepley dialogue that's not me

Well as luck would have it, I just published a short one-shot at FF, that features both Ashley and Femshep.

Dead world, dead end?

That was so.... good, and sad.

Thanks! Sad was what I was going for, maybe I should write a cheerfull one sometime too.

FireEye wrote...

Ash/Kaidan Drabble and an Ash&Shep Drabble, the latter which kinda unintentionally follows this ficbit that I never advertised here.

*snip*

Heh, love those drabbles. So short, but I felt the Ash/Kai one told quite a lot in just a few sentences.

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 03 décembre 2011 - 11:49 .

[UrusVerra]

CptData wrote...

This Ash fears nothing. Except ... me

Me: Hey Ashley.
Ashley: Who are you?
Me: One of your biggest fans.
Ashley: Another one? What's wrong with you guys?!
Me: Oh, nothing, everything is fine. I simply support you and Shepard and that you two get together ...
Ashley: Me and who?
Me: Shepard.
Ashley: I don't know any Shepard.
Me: What time is it?
Ashley: April 4th 2182.
Me: Wrong time. Oops, see you later ...
Ashley: God ... next time he'll tell me crap about human Spectres and ancient Cthulhu machines destroying our galaxy.

Ahaaa))


Four years later, Earth:
Ash: Hey! You!
Data: Oh... Ashley?
Ash: You! *points a gun at him* You knew this all along! About the Reapers, Collectors, Cerberus!.. How dared you not to warn me!
Data: *hands up* Ah! Uh...Well, it wasn't the time, and... and... Uh, look, I'm sorry!
Ash: Being sorry is not enough! You must help us to save the galaxy now. How do we defeat the Reapers?
Data: *whispers* God, I should've remained in XXI... *in aloud* Er... I'm not sure...
Ash: What?!
Data: I haven't played the ME3 yet. All I know is that you'll have to unite all races in the galaxy to fight them...
Ash: That's all you know?
Data: Yes.
Ash: You know, I won't shoot you...
Data: God, thanks!..
Ash: ...Hey, Shepard! This guy tried to molest me!
Shepard: *crunching knuckles*
Data: What?! I... I should go!

Modifié par UrusVerra, 03 décembre 2011 - 11:47 .

[CptData]

That was mean :'(
I'm not molesting Ash. Never. Love her too much ^^

[UrusVerra]

Data, I know, but I couldn't stop myself)) Yes, I'm a mean-mean person)

Also - Shep and Ash will forgive you and you'll help them saving the galaxy... See you in ME3, then

This pic is for you - don't be sad)

Modifié par UrusVerra, 03 décembre 2011 - 12:08 .

[Aurora313]

Ashley: Shepard. Can I talk to you for a moment?
Shepard: Shoot.
Ashley: Why are you still with me?
Shepard: Because I happen to be walking in this direction as well.
Ashley: That's not what I meant, John.
Shepard: Then what?
Ashley: Why are you still with me, as my lover?
Shepard: Because I'm a loyal man.
Ashley: That's it?
Shepard: Do you need anything else?
Ashley: No... I suppose, but - what about that other woman, Miranda?
Shepard: What about her?
Ashley: I thought that you and her might have...
Shepard: *raise questioning eyebrow*
Ashley: I mean. I called you a 'traitor' back on Horizon. Damn near blew your brains out and did everything under the sun that should have destroyed all your feelings for me, but you're still with me instead of her. Why?
Shepard: Do you want a grand explanation? Or some tearful confession?
Ashley: If that's what it takes.
Shepard: Then, I'm sorry to disappoint. I'm a loyal man and if I'm not gonna run away from a woman just because she made a point - agressively, yes, but still a point.
Ashley: From the end of a gun barrel?
Shepard: Cerberus was playing you for a fool.
Ashley: Calling you a 'traitor'?
Shepard: Was forced into the role, but it's still true.
Ashley: Claiming you were a murderer?
Shepard: All soliders are just government-sancitioned murderers. Only difference is we're paid for it and it's 'for a good cause'.
Ashley: How in hell can you rationalise this so easily?!
Shepard: I've given up trying to be emotionally invested in most things a long time ago.
Ashley: But you're still with me, and still trying desperately to save humanity.
Shepard: It's a role to play. Sucks, but it's mine.
Ashley: Are you saying that being with me is a 'role'?
Shepard: No.
Ashley: That's not what you implied.
Shepard: Sorry. I'm pathetic with words.
Ashley: With all the speeches you give? I find that hard to believe.
Shepard: I give all those speeches, and would you believe I failed English at school?
.

Modifié par Aurora313, 03 décembre 2011 - 12:29 .

[MegaBadExample]

Who wants to do a christmas dialogue? Ashley wants a new bike just sayin. Family at christmas...Ah you can't beat it.

Also, Aurora did your Shepard turn renegade all of a sudden?

[Aurora313]

It's the Shepard-clone! Quick! Jon-Mal! Get him!!!

Sorry, I was just writing his bio and this came to mind. Bare in mind, my Shepard's been through a lot emotionally and literally years to put his life back together before this whole SpecTRe-Reaper BS started. So, I was going from what I was writing (reasons for his addictions +Two failed marriage/engagements).

I'm not nice to my Shepard. Hence why I'm letting him keep Ash, no matter the cost.

[Aurora313]

Well he had issues understanding english as a kid. My Shepard's native tongue is gaelic. He's got nothing left of his original accent by the time ME1 starts, but he had issues reading english when he was younger.

Another thing for Ash to tease him about.

[AllianceN7Marine]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Who wants to do a christmas dialogue? Ashley wants a new bike just sayin. Family at christmas...Ah you can't beat it.

Also, Aurora did your Shepard turn renegade all of a sudden?

Here's a Christmas dialogue for you

SSV Normandy SR2 - 24th December
Deck 2 cockpit
04.30hrs

Ashley: Joker why have we entered orbit of this planet we're supposed to be heading to Tuchunka
Joker: Shepard took the shuttle down to pick up some cargo
Ashley: He went down alone!
Joker: yep he came down a couple of hours ago and gave me these coordinates, Once we arrived he loaded some gear into the shuttle and then went down to the surface about an hour ago.
Ashley: Did he say what sort of cargo he was picking up?
Joker: Not really though EDI said he took an anti grav lift, A laser torch and some C4 explosives and a detonator.
Ashley: What in the hell does he need those for?
Joker: EDI said he was also carrying some sort of hat, but she couldn't make it out.
EDI: I'm picking up the shuttle on sensors. Incoming transmission
Shepard: Shuttle to Normandy requesting permission to land.
Joker: Permission granted opening bay doors
Ashley: I'll go see what he's been up to down there.

*Ashley walks into the cargo bay to find out what Shepards been up to and shouts over at the landed shuttle as she walks to it*

Ashley: Where have you been John, Leaving the ship without an escort or even a pilot and in the middle of the night are you trying to get on my badside?
Shepard: I was picking up a surprise for the crew
Ashley: What surprise
Shepard: Come in and take a look. I could use a hand



Ashley: hahahaha What in the hell do you look like John. Take that stupid hat off.
Shepard: Come on Ashley get into the sprit of things other wise you won't get your present.
Ashley: You got me a present....what did you get me.....where is it
Shepard: You'll have to wait till tomorrow Miss Williams and see what Santa puts in you're stocking
Ashley: John don't tell me you still believe in Santa that's so cute
Shepard: Well if you don't then I guess you won't be getting that present after all. *Smiles*
Ashley: God you're such a child sometimes
Shepard: and that's why you love me. hohohohoho

[PH03N1X 108]

Waiting for ME3 is dragging out so much that it hurts arghhhh :/