Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#12526
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 12:46
#12527
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 12:52
#12528
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 12:54
#12529
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 12:55
Aurora313 wrote...
We are IGONRING ANY QUESTIONS RELATING TO SPOILERS!!!!!!
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* My ears, ouch!
At least we don't give away spoilers in that thread.
Whatever, we need a top Ash, Aurora.
And a dialogue.
I'll pick a quote of Ash (sad alternative).
Shepard told me he would go through the O4 relay. He never came back. The only survivor is Joker - the last survivor of the Normandy SR2. The only one. I'm not sure if Joker truly got over it. He's acting like normal, but I can see the pain in his eyes. He saw Shepard dying. Again. I lost Shepard. Again. And I'm sure we won't win this, if the Reapers return. Not sure if I can take any more. I lost the only one I truly loved ... and there's no future for anyone. Ash ... listen to yourself ... Shepard would never have allowed to see you like that. The best you can do now is to continue his work. They made you to a Spectre. They gave you a ship. Now ... make it happen. For Shepard. For my family.
Modifié par CptData, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:56 .
#12530
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 12:58
Hawke_12 wrote...
So no one has read the files? Surely someone has read it.
Mate, if you want spoilers? Go to the groups. Repeatively it has been stated, as well as in the title itself:
We are not allowing spoiler discussion in this thread. For the people who wish to not know them. Groups are private for people who want to know. That's where you go if you want spoilers, not in a public thread such as this.
#12531
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:00
I don't wanna read the spoilers either. I just want to know if someone that read it was satisfied by how the romance turns out.
#12532
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:00
Zeelx wrote...
You guys misunderstand me. I don't want a "quickie"
There are two things I DEMAND to have in my Ashley romance.
1. Cheating thing consequence = catfight or b1tchfest, whatever! something hilarious.
2. An apology for the horizon shenanigan. I play as a Renegade and even I thought she was being outrageous.
Whoever is writing her now better not screw this up. This isn't a talimance, with Ashley gushing over how awesome Shepard. That crap is boring. Stay away from my Ashley romance.
You'll get both. Except a cat-fight. The love interests aren't gonna get down and punch it out for Shepard's love. They either mean something to him/her or not. Ashley has a hilarious line regarding Miranda. I actually laughed. It's soooo Ashley. And so full of win.
#12533
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:03
CptData wrote...
@Alliance
Uhh, I can distract myself quite well from Ash as long as I am not at work (lots of time for thinking) or playing ME2. I even started to name Ships in "Galactic Civilizations" "SSV Williams", "SSV Normandy" etc - and try to edit them so they look like the Normandy ...
Uhh yes. So much for "I can distract myself".
Sh*t. I'm a pathetic old man. ^^I'm sure you'll find her romance satisfying, but you should start it from scratch (ME1) and stay faithful (ME2).Hawke_12 wrote...
I'm sure this has been asked a hundred time already, but I couldn't find my answer so I'll ask you guys:
Those
who have read the leaked files, are people who romanced Ashley gonna be
satisfied? Is her romance good in any way? Are there any good dialogs
with her as a whole?
Don't need to say more.
Very worth it. As we say over here in the old Ashley thread "Ash is worth it." Which basically means "F**k you BioWare. You can do whatever you like to her character, but we'll always like her and remember her as the badass softie she is."
#12534
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:08
I'm so happy right now, I almost forgot the sh*t that happened sunday. ^^
Shepard: Aaaaaash ...
Ashley: Yes, Skipper?
Shepard: Remember what I said about the Normandy?
Ashley: No *smiles*
Shepard: She's my baby!
Ashley: *snickers*
Shepard: And I want her back.
Ashley: Make me.
Shepard: Oh I'll make sure ...
Ashley: Empty words, Skip.
Shepard: I ... I ... ah rats.
Ashley: How comes that you can't talk a straight line to me while you seem to have no issues with talking down everyone else?
Shepard: Hormones.
Ashley: *rolls eyes* Guess so.
Shepard: Now, what about the Normandy?
Ashley: You can have her ... for the moment. And watch Joker: he's watching Asari porn.
Shepard: That's what he does.
Ashley: It's boring to watch four blue girls getting ... close to a Hanar.
Shepard: I don't wanna know it, Ash.
Ashley: And I can't unsee it. Whatever, have your Normandy, I have a shower ...
#12535
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:13
Hey now, we both agree that we liked some of the spoiler romance dialogues right? I think that's something that might earn a 'thank you' to Bioware. I'm ready to actually be happy and hopeful at long last.
#12536
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:34
Ashley: I never thought I would see Shepard looking as terrifying as I did today.
Anderson: ...
Ashley: Is he really on our side? Or does he hate us?
Anderson: Shepard said it himself, he didn't want to be found. We hunted him into a corner like a criminal, then asked for his help. I don't blame him for wanting to spit in our faces for it.
Ashley: Do you think he's working for the Empire?
Anderson: I doubt he even knows whats going on in the galaxy, or that he really cares.
Ashley: And I take it that you want me to make him care?
Anderson: I never said that. But right now, the other races are leaning towards the Empire and totalitarianism. If we want a proper government, for the people and by the people, we need public support.
Ashley: It won't do much good if we twist his arm into agreeing with the Halcyon stand point.
Anderson: That's why I want you to talk to him. You're the only family he has left. The only one he'll listen to.
Ashley: Yeah. And this doesn't shout that you're trying to manipulate him, at all. Has it ever occured to you and the rest of the Admirals that maybe, just MAYBE, John is sick of being a political puppet?
First it was the SpecTRes, then it was Cerberus and countless of others inbetween. I'm sorry David, if you want him on your side, then that's your problem. The only reason I personally agreed to help was to find him. And we did. So if you'll excuse me, John and I have some catching up to do.
Anderson: I'm sorry you feel that way, Ashley. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ashley: Screw that. John gave up his life, twice for the sake of the galaxy. Endured god only knows what for the sake of the galaxy. All he wants is to be left alone to live out his life. Hardly an unreasonable request.
Anderson: You and I both know that's never going to happen. If Shepard can make a difference in the galaxy for the better, he would leap at the chance.
Ashley: *looks at him with disgust after a moment* You don't even know him anymore, do you?
#12537
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:41
V-rex wrote...
@Mega
Hey now, we both agree that we liked some of the spoiler romance dialogues right? I think that's something that might earn a 'thank you' to Bioware. I'm ready to actually be happy and hopeful at long last.
Yeah. We can agree on that. It seems we all can get our happy endings with Ash, if romanced and played right. Still, I don't like that outfit of hers.
#12538
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 01:47
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Anderson: You and I both know that's never going to happen. If Shepard can make a difference in the galaxy for the better, he would leap at the chance.
Ashley: *looks at him with disgust after a moment* You don't even know him anymore, do you?
Anderson: I thought I know him. Until he turned his back on this galaxy.
Ashley: After all John had done for us, for everyone? Is it wrong for a man to yearn for vacation after three years of constant fighting? All John wants is peace.
Anderson: How can it peace if we're at the beginning of a civil war? Even if Shepard does not want to take his place, he'll have to as soon as every world is burning and no place to hide left.
Ashley: If you want to have John on your side, try it the honest way. But don't dare to use me manipulating him, David. I won't do that.
Anderson: Convince him. That's all I want.
Ashley: And what if he doesn't want to follow you? Will you accept?
Anderson: I don't know, Ashley.
Ashley: You better should. Because whatever John says, if he wants to be left alone, we need to accept it.
Anderson: Do you think he'll refuse our request?
Ashley: Yes, I do.
#12539
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:07
#12540
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:17
Ross42899 wrote...
We need more epic hand-drawn Ashley art.
Definitely. Any ideas?
Modifié par Deelane, 06 décembre 2011 - 03:19 .
#12541
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:17
http://www.fanfictio...le_the_pancakes
Not much of Ashley there, but... There are the PANCAKES
http://desmond.image....jpg&res=medium
Modifié par UrusVerra, 06 décembre 2011 - 03:25 .
#12542
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:34
Deelane wrote...
Ross42899 wrote...
We need more epic hand-drawn Ashley art.
Definitely. Any ideas?
On the top of my head....
Shepard and Ash cuddling on a couch while watching tv and eating popcorn? Also Garrus and Tali are sitting on a beanbag on the floor and an armchair respectively and the robot dog is curled up at Shepard and Ashley's feet?
Just an idea.
#12543
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:36
Deelane wrote...
Ross42899 wrote...
We need more epic hand-drawn Ashley art.
Definitely. Any ideas?
Something with a sniper rifle would be nice.

What can I say? I favor the infiltrator class.

ETA: V-rex's idea sounds pretty good too.
Modifié par AresXX7, 06 décembre 2011 - 03:37 .
#12544
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:39
EDIT:
Well, good night guys. I need to be going to bed.
Modifié par V-rex, 06 décembre 2011 - 03:43 .
#12545
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:39
Ashley: Nope. I'm watching an old SciFi series.
Shepard: Which one?
Ashley: Stargate SG1.
Shepard: Never heard about it.
Ashley: You should give it a try. Somehow it reminds me of ... us.
Shepard: In what way ... wait, don't tell me. It has to do with Reapers!
Ashley: No, stupid. There is that handsome Colonel O'Neill ... and Teal'C and Daniel Jackson and Samantha Carter. They're forming up an elite squad exploring strange worlds and shooting stuff.
Shepard: Reapers?
Ashley: No! No Reapers.
Shepard: So why are they similar to us?
Ashley: ... you're kidding me ....
Shepard: No Reapers - no "similar to us".
Ashley: You are kidding me.
Shepard: Okay. Tell me then.
Ashley: The squad thing. And O'Neill has a thing for Carter. Of course, they're not allowed to come together because of fraternization regulations and ...
Shepard: Uh ... now I've got it. O'Neill got reborn by an evil organization called "Kerberos".
Ashley: ... I give up.
#12546
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 04:02
Here's a sappy Shepley as you guys are being so serious
SSV Normandy SR2
Deck 2 Armory
8.30hrs
Ashley: Morning Garrus, why are you wearing full body armor?
Garrus: Hello Commander, I went in to the Armory about a hour ago to put back your microcalper in the tool locker, But the locker has been covered in some weird plant.
Ashley: A plant?
Garrus: Yep I don't think it's dangerous, it didn't try and grab me, although those blood red flowers and big thorns look nasty. I'm just going to use Shepards firestorm to get rid of them.
Ashley: Red flowers and thorns........Wait Garrus....Stop
Garrus: What do you know what they are?
Ashley: Let me take a look *Ashley walks into the Armory*

Ashley: Oh Garrus you really should read that book of human poems I gave you.
Garrus: What are they?
Ashley: There roses, someone on this ship is trying to be romantic
Garrus: How by leaving dead flowers the colour of human blood everywhere? Sometimes I just don't get humans and their customs. Oh well I was really looking forward to using Shepards Firestorm.
Ashley: But how did he get them.....where did he get them, we haven't been into a port for weeks?
Shepard: Kasumi got them for me through one of her contacts. It's not easy getting Red Roses this time of year.
Ashley: This time of year?......It's only February 14th.....oh no
Shepard: Yep, And Garrus will you get that Firestorm away from those roses they cost more than that armor you're wearing.
Garrus: Really...wow. Ok I know when to take a hint see you two later.
Ashley: Where did you hide these?
Shepard: You may have been in command of this ship while I was grounded on Earth, but I know every nock and cranny of his ship, if I want to hide something you'll never find it.
Ashley: Well you've probably guessed that I haven't got you anything.
Shepard: I've got you back in my life again that's better than any rose.
Ashley: I just love it when you're romantic it makes you look cute.
Shepard: And That's when you'll agree to anything............
Ashley: which is the part of you I hate, so what have you got in mind John
Shepard: EDI Seal the armory, Commander Williams is about to give me my Valentines Day present.
#12547
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 04:07
Is it me or is "sex" some kind of "currency" between Shepard and Ashley? Not that I don't like it - it happens quite often ...
Modifié par CptData, 06 décembre 2011 - 04:08 .
#12548
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 04:18
At first, I only saw the "blue and purple blood" part and thought they were standing on a pile of dead turians and asari, and I thought "that wouldn't improve Ashley's image much..."V-rex wrote...
Also while I'm here, Ashley and Shepard sharing a passionate kiss while standing on top of a pile of dead Husks. Their guns are smoking and their armor splattered with blue and purple blood and Garrus is standing nearby awkwardly looking away.
EDIT:
Well, good night guys. I need to be going to bed.
#12549
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 04:25
CptData wrote...
Guess now I am supposed to get a red face
Is it me or is "sex" some kind of "currency" between Shepard and Ashley? Not that I don't like it - it happens quite often ...
It just seems right to me to write it that way. If we were writing for them in ME1 there wouldn't be much of that at all, nor much in ME2. But we're all hoping that in ME3 once they've had it out with each other like on Horizon then their relationship will grow, that they won't want to wait to express their feelings to each other after Shepard died the first time.
That and 3 years apart with no sex (At least for my cannon Shepard) there's going to be a lot of inner tension to be released between them.
#12550
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 04:35
AllianceN7Marine wrote...
CptData wrote...
Guess now I am supposed to get a red face
Is it me or is "sex" some kind of "currency" between Shepard and Ashley? Not that I don't like it - it happens quite often ...
It just seems right to me to write it that way. If we were writing for them in ME1 there wouldn't be much of that at all, nor much in ME2. But we're all hoping that in ME3 once they've had it out with each other like on Horizon then their relationship will grow, that they won't want to wait to express their feelings to each other after Shepard died the first time.
That and 3 years apart with no sex (At least for my cannon Shepard) there's going to be a lot of inner tension to be released between them.
After three years, I can't see the deed lasting for more than 60 seconds LOL
Shepard: Umm...
Ashley: Well, this is awkward.
Shepard: I'll say...
Ashley: Look who needs the physical training now.
Shepard: Just shut up. Shut up. I'll fix this.





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