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[AllianceN7Marine]

@ Mr. Brainheart here's sort of an elevator dialogue hope you enjoy

SSV Normandy SR2
Deck 5 Cargo Bay
20.00hrs

*Ashley, Shepard, Vega and Garrus are leaving the shuttle after a long and messy mission*

Ashley: God damit it's going to take me hours to get this stuff off in the shower
Garrus: Oh come on it's not that bad
Ashley: Don't start with me Vakarian
Vega: Oh no she used his last name you're in for a world of pain Garrus
Garrus: What did I do?
Ashley: You kept using those bloody concussive rounds, blowing bits of husks all over the place, ALL OVER ME!
Shepard: Hey guys why don't you two square these weapons away
Vega: Oh great Garrus messes up and I've got to help clean it up
Shepard: Don't think I didn't see you use those plasma grenades. One of them burned a hole in my left shoulder armor when you took out that cannibal.
Vega: you saw that did you?
Shepard: I felt it. Now snap to it other wise you'll be cleaning this deck with a toothbrush. Come on Ash lets leave these two trigger happys to their work.
Ashley: You have a real mean streak sometimes.......I like it.
Shepard: Come on you really do need that shower

*Just then the elevator doors open and Ashley and Shepard walk in*

Ashley: Deck 2.....EDI make sure the shower room is clear
EDI: I'm sorry Commander Williams all the showers on deck 2 are offline due to problems with the water reclamation system. Approximate time to repair 6 hours.
Ashley: Well that's just perfect
Shepard: Oh great. Tired...Hungry and now I'm going to stink out my quarters for six hours
EDI: The shower in your quarters has a reserve tank built in Shepard. There should be enough for one shower cycle.
Shepard: Ah it's good to be the commanding officer with the best quarters.
Ashley: John you love me don't you?
Shepard: Enough for you to use my shower instead of me......hum....NO
Ashley: Oh come one John I need it more than you do
Shepard: No
Ashley: What will it take John?
Shepard: I want 3 wishes, then you can use my shower
Ashley: ok....ok what are they?
Shepard: You'll find out when I ask for them
Ashley: You know that mean streak I said I liked........I've changed my mind you're just evil
Shepard: Here we are 1st floor Bathroom, Magic Lamps and where wishes come true
Ashley: Good now get out of my way before I have to hurt you
Shepard: Not so fast I have my first wish
Ashley: What Now?
Shepard: I wish to share a shower with a beautiful woman
Ashley: Come here then *Kisses him then shuts the bathroom door* It'll take more than one wish for that.
Shepard: How about all three wishes then?
Ashley: *Bathroom door opens* Wish granted now get in here before the water runs out.
Shepard: Yes Sir

Opps Top Ash

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 06 décembre 2011 - 11:13 .

[ADLegend21]

I think I know why everyone could be upset about a look change. It's not a complete reasoning, but one reason could be that since the VS had such a short cameo in ME2 they just copied her ME1 look (as seen above) and just used it for Horizon. She doesn't get a look change like wrex, Tali, Garrus, and Liara (though on the Normandy Kaidan also wears phoenix armor only to have it change on Horizon) so she's literally had one look through two games and now since her role has beenincreased exponentially in ME3 they gave her a unique look for her now that she's a Commander and a Spectre.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Zeelx wrote...

You guys misunderstand me. I don't want a "quickie"

There are two things I DEMAND to have in my Ashley romance.

1. Cheating thing consequence = catfight or b1tchfest, whatever! something hilarious.
2. An apology for the horizon shenanigan. I play as a Renegade and even I thought she was being outrageous.

Whoever is writing her now better not screw this up. This isn't a talimance, with Ashley gushing over how awesome Shepard. That crap is boring. Stay away from my Ashley romance.

And yet you want her to be immature in a "catfight" AND be the one to apologize?! If anything Ash would tell Shepard to go to hell for cheating and be done with it.

And as for your second point, they should both be apologizing IMO.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Aurora313 wrote...

Hawke_12 wrote...

So no one has read the files? Surely someone has read it.

Mate, if you want spoilers? Go to the groups. Repeatively it has been stated, as well as in the title itself:

We are not allowing spoiler discussion in this thread. For the people who wish to not know them. Groups are private for people who want to know. That's where you go if you want spoilers, not in a public thread such as this.

How about giving the dude a link and asking politely? damn.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

MegaBadExample wrote...
Which basically means "F**k you BioWare. You can do whatever you like to her character, but we'll always like her and remember her as the badass softie she is."

I disagree b/c ... the third game is gonna be how we end up remembering our favorite characters. It's the end of the trilogy and the end of that character's story/journey. If they mess it up, then it's gonna feel horrible. 

Like I told V-Rex yesterday... they screw it up and I'll be royally pissed and will have to give Ashley a better ending (dying on Virmire and redeeming her name there to save the galaxy). 

I mean, when you go back and play ME1... if Ash isn't done justice in ME3... you may enjoy the conversations and what not, but you'll constantly be reminded of ... OH YEAH, that BS happens in ME3 so this is all pointless. That kinda thing... at least, for me anyway.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

AresXX7 wrote...

Deelane wrote...

Ross42899 wrote...
We need more epic hand-drawn Ashley art.

Definitely. Any ideas?

Something with a sniper rifle would be nice.


What can I say? I favor the infiltrator class.



ETA: V-rex's idea sounds pretty good too.

Definitely this! What with her apparent change in combat in ME3. (from ARs and Shotguns to Snipers)

I'd love a gritty looking Ash taking out some hostiles with her sniper.



@ Alliance

I LOVE your dialogues... I really enjoyed the christmas one about what Ashley thought was a wedding ring! Evil Shepard is evil! XD


AND DAMMIT EVERYONE

IT'S WAFFLES! pancakes suck.

[ADLegend21]

She hasn't been changed from AR's and Shotguns to Snipers, she's always had every gun she's just favors Sniper rifles now since Vega favors Shotguns. I've always had Ashley as my Sniper so it's like putting on a glove again, only this time it's spectre gloves since that's what Ashley wears now since she's a Spectre.

[FireEye]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

AND DAMMIT EVERYONE

IT'S WAFFLES! pancakes suck.

Hey, if you don't want your pancakes, I know some people who'll be happy to take them off your hands. 

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Sorry, but... Ashley is a waffles girl, I don't care what you say!

What you have there is an imposter Ashley!

Modifié par xxSgt_Reed_24xx, 07 décembre 2011 - 02:10 .

[ADLegend21]

Ashley is an equal opportunity breakfast food eater.

[ADLegend21]

FireEye wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

AND DAMMIT EVERYONE

IT'S WAFFLES! pancakes suck.

Hey, if you don't want your pancakes, I know some people who'll be happy to take them off your hands. 

Team pancakes!

[Aurora313]

I feel this needs a dialogue.

Ashley: Waffles!
Miranda: Pancakes!
Ashley: Waff-!
Miranda: Pan-!
Shepard: What in hell is going on?
Ashley: Ah, John! Awesome timing! We need a third opinion!
Miranda: The Commander will choose mine, no doubt.
Ashley: I doubt it, Cerberus!
Shepard: The argument rages on, yet I remain clueless.
Ashley: Waffles or Pancakes?
Shepard: I -
Miranda: Of course you will pick pancakes, isn't that so, Commander?
Ashley: Nah. He's a waffle man. Ain't that right,
Shepard: Uh -
Miranda: Do you really think that's so?
Ashley: I know so! *To Shepard* Waffles or pancakes?
Shepard: If I had to choose, I'd pick option C - 'None of the above' *shrugs* or 'D' - Croissant with Raspberry jam and a nice big glass of O.J.
Ashley: John-
Miranda: Shep -
Shepard: But for the sake of arguing I'm going against Miranda for making that crack about my ex-wife last week.
Ashley: Win.
Miranda: *grumble*

[Martin the Warrior]

waffles < pancakes < Belgian waffles (so fluffy!)
But that's just my opinion.

Edit: I like your option too, Aurora. You'd just have to eat the croissant after drinking the O.J.  ... And I just had another thought.  Scones.  With whipped cream.  And tea.  mmmm... Wow, it's past my bedtime and I'm already thinking about the most awesome breakfast foods ever.

Modifié par Martin the Warrior, 07 décembre 2011 - 03:20 .

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Aurora313 wrote...

I feel this needs a dialogue.

Ashley: Waffles!
Miranda: Pancakes!
Ashley: Waff-!
Miranda: Pan-!
Shepard: What in hell is going on?
Ashley: Ah, John! Awesome timing! We need a third opinion!
Miranda: The Commander will choose mine, no doubt.
Ashley: I doubt it, Cerberus!
Shepard: The argument rages on, yet I remain clueless.
Ashley: Waffles or Pancakes?
Shepard: I -
Miranda: Of course you will pick pancakes, isn't that so, Commander?
Ashley: Nah. He's a waffle man. Ain't that right, 
Shepard: Uh -
Miranda: Do you really think that's so?
Ashley: I know so! *To Shepard* Waffles or pancakes?
Shepard: If I had to choose, I'd pick option C - 'None of the above' *shrugs* or 'D' - Croissant with Raspberry jam and a nice big glass of O.J.
Ashley: John-
Miranda: Shep -
Shepard: But for the sake of arguing I'm going against Miranda for making that crack about my ex-wife last week.
Ashley: Win.
Miranda: *grumble*

XD Nice Aurora. 

Martin the Warrior wrote...

waffles < pancakes < Belgian waffles (so fluffy!)
But that's just my opinion.

Hmm... I suppose I always have belgian waffles when I have waffles. Didn't know there was a difference. haha

[ADLegend21]

Aurora313 wrote...

-
Shepard: But for the sake of arguing I'm going against Miranda for making that crack about my ex-wife last week.

Okay Tex.

[Aurora313]

What? Remember about page 495 or so, Miranda had a crack at Ash for 'standing in for a dead woman'. That's what he was referring to.

The proper rant/rage dialogue will be up soon. Hopefully tonight if I'm not too busy.

[ADLegend21]

Aurora313 wrote...

What? Remember about page 495 or so, Miranda had a crack at Ash for 'standing in for a dead woman'. That's what he was referring to.

The proper rant/rage dialogue will be up soon. Hopefully tonight if I'm not too busy.

I know hat but it made me remember when Tex returned and she hit Tucker for making an ex wife crack.

Plus Ash is right up there with Tex as one of my favorite female characters (now featuring agent carolina as well, I'd love to see some hand to hand between her and Ash as well)

[Mathias]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...
Which basically means "F**k you BioWare. You can do whatever you like to her character, but we'll always like her and remember her as the badass softie she is."

I disagree b/c ... the third game is gonna be how we end up remembering our favorite characters. It's the end of the trilogy and the end of that character's story/journey. If they mess it up, then it's gonna feel horrible. 

Like I told V-Rex yesterday... they screw it up and I'll be royally pissed and will have to give Ashley a better ending (dying on Virmire and redeeming her name there to save the galaxy). 

I mean, when you go back and play ME1... if Ash isn't done justice in ME3... you may enjoy the conversations and what not, but you'll constantly be reminded of ... OH YEAH, that BS happens in ME3 so this is all pointless. That kinda thing... at least, for me anyway.

No matter what happens in Mass Effect 3, don't give up on her.

[redbaron76]

I also would not mind if they put in a little competition between shepard and ashley who kills more reapers and cerberus agents in ME 3. It is always fun to have ashley beside my shepard, for some reason he becomes more ruthless towards enemies when ash is beside him. Is it just my shepard who does that, or are there other shepards that are the same.

[shephawke]

redbaron76 wrote...

I also would not mind if they put in a little competition between shepard and ashley who kills more reapers and cerberus agents in ME 3. It is always fun to have ashley beside my shepard, for some reason he becomes more ruthless towards enemies when ash is beside him. Is it just my shepard who does that, or are there other shepards that are the same.

i literally would enjoy a competition between them lol but i seriously would never abandon any one from mass effect 1 excluding kaiden

[Aurora313]

(before making up.)

Shepard: Ok folks, we're gonna be alright. This isn't the first time I killed a Reaper on foot.
Ashley: You killed one! A baby! Not even completed yet! That thing's got more armour than that stupid core.
Shepard: Would you like to nag it to death then? Wait a tick. You actually could!
Ashley: You son of a-!
Vega: OK! Enough! Mum, Dad. Time out! We can sit here and **** at each other like an old married couple, or we can kill that thing!
Shepard:. *grumble*
Ashley: Fine.

[ADLegend21]

lol vega as the kid? Sorry that spots Taken by Grunt. He'll love his step mom Ash

[Aurora313]

Hehe. Well. I get the feeling you can't do much recruiting until about a quarter way through the game. Plus my team is gonna be Ash/Vega For my vanguard(Whom is Roxanna - though in the Dialogues I write here, she's a infiltrator, in fact, she's vanguard), so my biotic power is already pretty leet

For J-M? He'll have Ash as much as possible, followed by Vega and Garrus.

No love for Liara here.

Modifié par Aurora313, 07 décembre 2011 - 06:20 .

[shephawke]

Aurora313 wrote...

(before making up.)

Shepard: Ok folks, we're gonna be alright. This isn't the first time I killed a Reaper on foot.
Ashley: You killed one! A baby! Not even completed yet! That thing's got more armour than that stupid core.
Shepard: Would you like to nag it to death then? Wait a tick. You actually could!
Ashley: You son of a-!
Vega: OK! Enough! Mum, Dad. Time out! We can sit here and **** at each other like an old married couple, or we can kill that thing!
Shepard:. *grumble*
Ashley: Fine.

that you killed one a baby is from gears of war 3 i know cause i own it lol

[Aurora313]

I know. lol! I loved that scene! SamxBaird = win