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[MegaBadExample]

AllianceN7Marine wrote...

All great ideas guys and gals. I'm still trying to think of one but then I've already had Shepard give Ashley the best Armor Mod chritsmas present
I think we'v all covered the "Naughty Christmas Gifts"

Ha, Well you have.

My mind is innocent, I tell you. INNOCENT!

[CptData]

Okay, here you go ...

The had ended three months ago and the year became old. The crew is still on board of the Normandy SR2 and although they had suffered losses of dear friends, they're finally looking forward optimistically. The war is over, after all. And it's Christmas time.

Shepard: *intercom* Shepard to Williams. I need your assistance for that report I need to finish. Regarding our last mission. Shepard out.*intercom*
Joker: Seems even today the commander is on duty. Does he ever sleep?
Ashley: Oh, he is. I can prove it ...
Joker: No thanks, Ashley. Whatever, Shepard needs you.
Ashley: Indeed. But the reason why I was here is this one - a little gift for you.
Joker: What's that? Feels like a ... digital photo frame.
Ashley: Just open it, Jeff. It's something special ... merry christmas.
Joker: A photo frame ... as I said. That's Zaeed ... and Mordin. Miranda is here, and Legion. And Kaidan ... wait. Photos of our friends ...
Ashley: I thought you'd like it. You said you're not a people person ... I think you were wrong. Never saw someone caring for his friends like you.
Joker: Thank you ... and you didn't see that, okay? *wipes a tear off his face*
Ashley: Don't worry, Jeff. Won't tell anyone. Have to go now, Skip is waiting ...
Joker: Thanks again ... see you later, Ashley ...

.................

*door beeper beeps*

Shepard: Come in, Ash.
Ashley: Hey Skip. Merry christmas.
Shepard: *embraces Ashley* Merry christmas.
Ashley: So where's the report, Skipper?
Shepard: What report? There's none ... I just needed to get you here.
Ashley: Skip, why are you still making a secret of this? Everyone knows that we're together. Anderson, Hackett ... hell, even the Council knows. And they're fine with that.
Shepard: I know.
Ashley: Hmm. You'll have your reasons. So, what's up, John?
Shepard: Not much. I just have something for you. Something really special. Do you want it?
Ashley: Do I have a choice?
Shepard: No *smiles*
Ashley: Now hand it over ... don't make a secret of it. What is it?
Shepard: You'll have three guesses ...
Ashley: Oh no, not again, Skip. Now the last time I guessed right after one try? You were so upset because you thought I cheated somehow.
Shepard: You won't find out this time. C'mon, lets give it a try ...
Ashley: Okay. First guess ... a huge poster of you naked for my cabin?
Shepard: You don't have an own cabin, Ash ... so this is a "no".
Ashley: Hmmm, okay. Maybe a digital photo frame with our friends?
Shepard: Joker got one, am I right?
Ashley: Yep.
Shepard: My present has nothing to do with our friends. More with our past.
Ashley: I give up, Skip. No idea.
Shepard: Could give you a hint, Ash. Was working on that matter for months now ...
Ashley: You were working on defeating the Reapers. If that's the present, then you're a bit late.
Shepard: No, no, no.
Ashley: Okay, tell me.
Shepard: No. But you can have it now, you had your three guesses.
Ashley: Oh, thanks, Skip. *opens present*
Shepard: What are you thinking?
Ashley: That's a family tree ... a big one. Goes back into the early 19th century.
Shepard: Yes.
Ashley: It says the "Shepard-Williams family tree" ... wait. Did you fuse our both family trees together?
Shepard: Yeah ... was a hell of a work to find out all those little branches. Must be over 300 people or something.
Ashley: Guess you're right. But wait ... why did you make our two trees into one?
Shepard: Isn't it obvious?
Ashley: No, not really. It's nice, Skip ...
Shepard: Okay, I think I won't help you this time. So what's your gift for me?
Ashley: Not much ... it's not as big as yours. But special. Here, Skip.
Shepard: My mom said "best things come in small packages".
Ashley: Yours is not that small.
Shepard: I pretend I didn't hear that. *snickers*
Ashley: I pretend I didn't say that. *smiles*
Shepard: So, let me open yours, okay?
Ashley: Make it happen, Skipper.
Shepard: *opens present* It's a medaillon.
Ashley: Not just one medaillon. It's from my dad. He gave it to me before he died.
Shepard: Hmm ... and now you give it to me.
Ashley: Yes. I had to promise dad that I'll give it to the one I love ... and when I'm sure I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him
Shepard: Ashley ...
Ashley: Skip ... yes, I want you.
Shepard: I want you too, Ashley.
Ashley: Wait, Skip ... that fused family tree ... I knew it. You ass! *smiles*
Shepard: Ehh ...
Ashley: You proposed before I had a chance ... that's not fair. That means I'm the first Williams in five generations that did not ask her lover ...
Shepard: Sorry, Ash ...
Ashley: I'm fine, Skipper ... *laughs* ... I can take it.
Shepard: Ash ... merry christmas. And I love you.
Ashley: I love you too, Skipper
Shepard: Wait, there's one thing I need to do first ...
Ashley: What?
Shepard: Joker ... do us a favor and give us the night without any calls, okay? And I mean it. No. Interferences. From. Your. Side.
Joker: *intercom* Okay, commander, won't disturb you. Joker out. As if I am disturbing those two lovebirds. Seriously ... oh, intercom is still active. Sorry, Sir.*intercom*

[Rdubs]

ADLegend21 wrote...

It sounds like he wants to address her b rank but just decides to go with Ashley. You can't say Lieutenant Commander without Lieutenant afterall.

Having trouble following you on this.  When does Anderson call her Ashley?  The only times I heard him address her was as LCDR and later as LT. 
It almost sounds like you're trying to say, and it kind of comes across as in a glib way, that Anderson was going to call her LCDR but stopped halfway.  No one in the military thinks that way.  In the military, and Bioware has been pretty good about knowing this so far, when shortening a two-word rank for conversation you drop the modifier, so Lieutenant Colonel simply becomes Colonel, Lieutenant Commander become Commander, 2nd Lieutenant / 1st Lieutenant becomes Lieutenant, and "Staff Commander" would become Commander. 
Guess we'll find out March 6th. 

Also, there is a lot of talk about Kaidan now being a Major.  Anyone know where that is coming from?  The only beta videos I saw had Ashley in it.

Modifié par Rdubs, 11 décembre 2011 - 02:50 .

[MegaBadExample]

Yes. Kaidan is indeed, Major sexy. (The leaked scripts are never wrong!)

@Data, I like it.

[FireEye]

Rdubs wrote...
Also, there is a lot of talk about Kaidan now being a Major.  Anyone know where that is coming from?  The only beta videos I saw had Ashley in it.

The beta gliched at one point.  For one line, instead of "Lieutenant Williams," it was "Major Alenko."

...also, there is a lack of imagery on this page.

Modifié par FireEye, 11 décembre 2011 - 03:08 .

[AllianceN7Marine]

@MegaBadExample Innocent till proven Guilty
@CptData Love that dialogue

I've got one in the works but it's getting busy at work so I'll post it when I get home.

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Yes. Kaidan is indeed, Major sexy. (The leaked scripts are never wrong!)

@Data, I like it.

Thank you. Who likes that double-proposal-at-christmas too?

I know, it's f*cking cheesy, but that's me (or Shepard, tbh)

[AllianceN7Marine]

CptData wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Yes. Kaidan is indeed, Major sexy. (The leaked scripts are never wrong!)

@Data, I like it.

Thank you. Who likes that double-proposal-at-christmas too?

I know, it's f*cking cheesy, but that's me (or Shepard, tbh)

No thats not chessy it's subtle it takes Ashley a while to get it. Chessy would be Shepard spouting poetry on one knee

"oh shall I compare the to a summers day" - Thats Chessy

Or even more chessy

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.

See how she leans her cheek upon her hand.
O that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek

Told you all I know alot of shakespeare and I have to admit I've used these lines once or twice

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 11 décembre 2011 - 04:19 .

[CptData]

Hehe thanks. I need to write part V of Ashley's family too. Hmm, maybe later that day, for now, have this Ashley:


Must say, Ash looks sexy in her non-combat uniform .... so defined and ... feminine ... ^^

[CptData]

*checks Ashley's thread*

Ashley detects not enough fan activity. I need to change that. Therefore - random picbomb!

[FireEye]

[CptData]

Just another plan ...

Should we do an Ashley tribute video once ME3 got released? Some real fantastic, long tribute with fitting music, lines and you name it, with scenes from ME1, ME2 and ME3?

But first, the magazine needs to be finished - have some images already ^^

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

CptData wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

I agree, there was small mention of what you did with Garrus on his mission, but on the gibbed editor thre was nothing for Ashley or Kaidan. It sort of looks like you ahve to start over with them after not seeing them after 3 years which puts somethings together.

Maybe it doesn't matter in ME3. After all, Ashley (or Kaidan) becomes a Spectre and therefore, should have a minimum of acceptance of aliens, if you were talking about that. I don't think the so called "racism" will show up when Ash is talking.

Since we're already talking about the "gibbed editor" - if you pick the option that prevents the love scene for Ashley, is that relationship still active or not? I heard once the romantic relationship is NOT ended.

In the editor there is a scale for romance progress. 0-3 means you aren't romancing them or haven't progressed far enough to get the love scene. 4 or more and you get the romance scene.

Those numbers could be off by 1 either way... but I think that's what they were. (Haven't played ME in a good while)

[ADLegend21]

Rdubs wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

It sounds like he wants to address her b rank but just decides to go with Ashley. You can't say Lieutenant Commander without Lieutenant afterall.

Having trouble following you on this.  When does Anderson call her Ashley?  The only times I heard him address her was as LCDR and later as LT. 
It almost sounds like you're trying to say, and it kind of comes across as in a glib way, that Anderson was going to call her LCDR but stopped halfway.  No one in the military thinks that way.  In the military, and Bioware has been pretty good about knowing this so far, when shortening a two-word rank for conversation you drop the modifier, so Lieutenant Colonel simply becomes Colonel, Lieutenant Commander become Commander, 2nd Lieutenant / 1st Lieutenant becomes Lieutenant, and "Staff Commander" would become Commander. 
Guess we'll find out March 6th. 

Also, there is a lot of talk about Kaidan now being a Major.  Anyone know where that is coming from?  The only beta videos I saw had Ashley in it.

when they begin running for their lives after the building is attacked. He goes "Lieutenant comander, ASHLEY!" and tells her to get the Normandy.

Also before that the demo glitches and says "We have Major Alenko with us"

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ADLegend21 wrote...

I'm not saying Ashly's racist or anything, I'm jsut saying it doesn't say "must be super cool with other species to apply" I'm gussing she still harbors some animosity with the Turians beause she doesn't know the real story about her grandfather and because the turian ocuncilor was sucha douche to Shepard during ME1. Not saying she won't get aling with them, but she'd have a little extra grin on her face if she took down a turian merc boss or something.

I think the only way Ash gets more satisfaction of taking down a target is if she has had personal dealings with that person. Someone that wronged her or her family/friends/galaxy. 

Ashley wouldn't be any more excited to kill a turian merc boss than she would be to kill a human merc boss. IMO, of course. I just don't think she rolls that way. 

If that turian merc is threatening the galaxy or something close to her then, hell yeah, she would be extra smug after taking him out and would probably tell him to "kiss his turian ass goodbye". But not just b/c he's a turian. 

ADLegend21 wrote...

Yeah plus I need some armor shots of ashley so I can start dishing out "I told you so" 's to certain people. >.>

You have no "I told you so's" to dish out. Sorry.

I'm almost positive that WAS her armor until they WE b!tched about it. Now we're getting armor. BioWare isn't infallible, you know.

Modifié par xxSgt_Reed_24xx, 11 décembre 2011 - 07:40 .

[ADLegend21]

CptData wrote...

Hehe thanks. I need to write part V of Ashley's family too. Hmm, maybe later that day, for now, have this Ashley:


Must say, Ash looks sexy in her non-combat uniform .... so defined and ... feminine ... ^^

yeah that shirt is so tight on her it shows off her body more than the new outfit.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

plus she's the sniper I play her as! I don't know if anyone here watches FMA but She's the Riza Hawkeye to my Mshep's Roy mustang (sort of). My SI Adept runs into combat throwing things intot he air with lift and signularity and she just snipes them out of the air.

Just popping in to say I support this analogy.

I support it so hard.

I agree with Ash the sniper too...

but I coulda swore that you, ADL, were of the shotgun fandom... who the hell was it that always talked about Ash and her shotgun then? o.O

[FireEye]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

who the hell was it that always talked about Ash and her shotgun then? o.O

*raises hand*



I volunteer. 

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Lol, FireEye!

You always have the best screenshots! XD

[CptData]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

I agree with Ash the sniper too...

but I coulda swore that you, ADL, were of the shotgun fandom... who the hell was it that always talked about Ash and her shotgun then? o.O

It's a reference to Ashley Williams boomstick in "Army of Darkness" - and that's a shotgun.

I always used Ash as grunt. In my current playthrough I'll use her as sniper while my Shepard goes to the point where blood and guts cover his shiny armor. So Ash is watching his "fine ass" so it doesn't get wasted.


I wonder why Shepard has no name for his guns.

[ADLegend21]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

plus she's the sniper I play her as! I don't know if anyone here watches FMA but She's the Riza Hawkeye to my Mshep's Roy mustang (sort of). My SI Adept runs into combat throwing things intot he air with lift and signularity and she just snipes them out of the air.

Just popping in to say I support this analogy.

I support it so hard.

I agree with Ash the sniper too...

but I coulda swore that you, ADL, were of the shotgun fandom... who the hell was it that always talked about Ash and her shotgun then? o.O

lol no, not really. Ia lways max out her AR and SR for my MShep and other Sheps. I love women with sniper rifles.

[Mr. Brainheart]

I might've occasionally called shotgun her go to gun too! 'Cause it totally is!

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

I might've occasionally called shotgun her go to gun too! 'Cause it totally is!

Nah man, her "go to" gun would definitely be the assault rifle. Good for all ranges and very reliable. And on the battlefield... that's something that Ash would want. IMO, of course.

Now, her FAVORITE weapon... well, that may be the shotgun, but that's for you to decide. lol

[CptData]

Lets say: Ashley can handle every weapon, on and off the battlefield.

Pistol, Shotgut, Assault Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Mako Maingun, Thanix Canon ... you name it.
And, of course, Shepard's issue.


Ohh, and she stands ready for weapons audit by Shepard.


Amazing fanart by a well known artist ^^

Modifié par CptData, 11 décembre 2011 - 08:39 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...


Nah man, her "go to" gun would definitely be the assault rifle. Good for all ranges and very reliable. And on the battlefield... that's something that Ash would want. IMO, of course.

Now, her FAVORITE weapon... well, that may be the shotgun, but that's for you to decide. lol

You're right, it's probably her AR. To be honest, I don't know why I think she'd rather use a shotgun then a SR, Maybe because it'd feel more 'fair'? Not sure, maybe it's just because boomstick equals shotgun for me.

Also you left out some heavy weapons Data; like the Cain for instance...

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 11 décembre 2011 - 08:40 .