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[CptData]

mybudgee wrote...

What about (and this is a hypothetical, mind you) the person in question uses so much slang and abbreviated wording that it is almost impossible to decipher what the thought behind it even is??

Like that one dude I can't read because he's spelling words wrong & uses no grammar at all? I can't remember his name right now, but you know the guy for sure.

Whatever. Ashley does have slang ... she uses it from time to time.

Ashley: Heya, what's up, Skip? Heard you had a hell of a fight down'ere. Better don' get shot, will ya?

(Okay, she doesn't talk like that, but I do. Sometimes.)

[Creedio]

dat discussion shouldn't be in da ash spprt thrd tbh

[AllianceN7Marine]

Here's a short dialogue for you guys. Hope it grammatically correct I would want to endure the wrath of "Dr Ross Geller" again.

SSV Normandy SR2 -
Deck 2 Armory
15.30hrs

Shepard: Hey Ash. You're not still polishing that new armor are you?
Ashley: Unlike some people I hate it when I get my armor scratched.
Shepard: Well then you shouldn't have picked a blue armor then should you?
Ashley: What's that supposed to mean?
Shepard: Well blue it means happiness, optimism, peace those sort of things. You might as well paint a bulls eye on you're armor.
Ashley: Oh and all black armor is better? I don't think so!!!
Shepard: Of course black is better it doesn't show all those little scrapes and scuffs it makes you look like a badass. Add some gold in there and everybody is going to think twice before taking a shot at you.
Ashley: You only pick black so you don't have to clean you're armor as much it's just lazzy.
Shepard: Look all I'm saying is why don't you have the red and black armor you used to.
Ashley: Because you wouldn't stop staring at my ASS!!!!.
Shepard: That's why I liked it
Ashley: Never going to happen I would wear pink armor first.
Shepard: No you wouldn't. What was it that merc said on Noveria......."Oh look the pretty princess has come out to play solider with the big boys"......hehehehehe
Ashley: and do you remember what happened to that merc.
Shepard: You shot him didn't you?
Ashley: Not before I used my NUTCRACKER Kick on him first.
Shepard: ouch that nutcracker kick *grabs his groin* you took his reason for life away before you killed him.
Ashley: Keep that in mind when you start taking the p*ss out of my armor
Shepard: Maybe blues not that bad, It does bring out your eyes.
Ashley: Much better..

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 15 décembre 2011 - 11:42 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

Creedio wrote...

dat discussion shouldn't be in da ash spprt thrd tbh

I c wat you did thar.
(I'll just say this though: When somebody makes a few grammatical errors, but is still easily comprehensible then I don't consider this to be a sign of unintelligence. There are limits ofcourse.)

Ok, I'll go back to Ash!

[Aurora313]

Ashley: Ah crap.
Shepard: Yea. That about sums it up.
Ashley: Trapped between a plasma-sealed door and a corridor blocked by debris.
Shepard: Just like old times?
Ashley: Last time it was a mine with a nuke inside.
Shepard: Mercifully - that's been left out of this reinteration.
Ashley: Thank god for that. *chuckles after a minute* You know people will talk.
Shepard: What? That I'm head over heels for you? That's not exactly a secret, Ash.
Ashley: Yes, I know. But you look so cute and embarrassed whenever the subject's brought up.
Shepard: Yeah. Well how about we try to shift some of this crap out of the way, huh?
Ashley: Case and point.
Shepard: *gives her a look before squatting by the debris. He attempts to reach for it but something seems off and he pulls away. Trying to determine the best course of action.*
Ashley: What's the matter?
Shepard: That's superheated. I can feel it from here.
Ashley: Crap.
Shepard: Yep.
Ashley: *looks at the door.* And this thing's sealed shut from a plasma torch.
Shepard: *Hand on ear as he moves away from the rubble.* Shepard to Normandy? Rats, nothing but static.
Ashley: *sigh* Our locator beacons wouldn't work either I guess.
Shepard: They might, but I'm not holding out hope. Best we can do is wait it out. They have out last known co-ordinates at least, and the war can't be won without us, so, *Slides down the wall and sits with his elbows on his knees* Nothing for it but to sit and wait.
Ashley: You're not as optimistic as you used to be.
Shepard: A lot's changed in the last few years.
Ashley: Bright side? *sits down with her ankles crossed against the wall opposite.* This gives us a chance to sort things out. To sort us out.
Shepard: You really think there's going to be an 'us' after the war?
Ashley: You don't want to-?
Shepard: No, no, no. I do. I really want there to be, but I'm looking at the battlefield and the odds aren't exactly stacked in our favour.
Ashley: Look at the now. We're stuck here until Vega and Garrus find us. Meanwhile, the galaxy is still going to hell. Unless you've miraculously learned to phase through solid matter? We can't do anything. *lower tone, little uncertain.* And I really would like to sort things out... while I have the guts to talk about it.
Shepard: The courage that counts is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Ashley: I swear that you missed your calling as a shrink.
Shepard: No, not really. Remember, I use to talk one every fortnight or so way before I joined the N7.
Ashley: I guess that's true. I remember those scars from back on the SR1. From the...?
Shepard: Yeah. But I traded them in for the newer models. Honestly, I like the glowing ones better.
Ashley: That right?
Shepard: Heh - Yeah, I'm a living night-light. And I don't see anyone else with a glowy face. I think they add to my character.
Ashley: *shakes head with a smirk* You're a child.
Shepard: Guilty as charged.
Ashley: And avoiding the subject.
Shepard: Alright. You want to talk? Then let's talk.

To you, Data.

Modifié par Aurora313, 15 décembre 2011 - 11:29 .

[Creedio]

I'm on my phone so I can't quote
@Mr. Brainheart
I agree with you it's about what a person says not how.

btw nice dialogues guys, I totally enjoy them

[Aurora313]

Thanks, Creedio. One thing you will discover on this thread? We have a perchant for writing Shepley or just Ashley Dialogues.

[AllianceN7Marine]

Creedio wrote...

I'm on my phone so I can't quote
@Mr. Brainheart
I agree with you it's about what a person says not how.

btw nice dialogues guys, I totally enjoy them

@Creedio - Thanks always nice to hear.
@Auroa - Why do I get the feeling the only way that Ashley and Shepard will sort things out is if they are trapped/ locked in somewhere with lots of time to wait.

[Aurora313]

Because it probably IS the only way they'll sort things out.

[Creedio]

@Aurora
Haha I know I'm lurking here for months. I'm just not that active in posting ..sounds a bit creepy right?

[Aurora313]

Nah, nah. I lurk around the Vega and General discussion forums. It's cool.

[CptData]

Aurora: challenge accepted. Okay, my Shepard has no glowing scars (fully paragon), but I'll keep yours.

[...]
Shepard: Yeah. But I traded them in for the newer models. Honestly, I like the glowing ones better.
Ashley: That right?
Shepard: Heh - Yeah, I'm a living night-light. And I don't see anyone else with a glowy face. I think they add to my character.
Ashley: *shakes head with a smirk* You're a child.
Shepard: Guilty as charged.
Ashley: And avoiding the subject.
Shepard: Alright. You want to talk? Then let's talk.

Ashley: You go first. Don't know where to start.
Shepard: So I do either.
Ashley: Okay. Don't you want to know what happened right after you died?
Shepard: I read the mission summary already. Team got grounded, Joker left the Alliance and joined Cerberus and so did Dr. Chakwas. Had a lot of time in my lonely cell to find out some stuff. The files didn't say anything about you.
Ashley: Guess so. Just after I got back to Earth they assigned me to do some jobs. Most of them were top secret and passed to me directly by Anderson.
Shepard: Yeah. Think they put you on the candidate list and never stopped watching you from that very moment on.
Ashley: Maybe. However, those jobs kept me distracted. Whenever I had nothing to do I remembered the time I had with you. And it tore me apart. It took a whole year to realize you won't come back. And another year to move on. At least I thought I could move on.
Shepard: And what changed your mind?
Ashley: The rumors you were back. Think the Illusive Man started his campaign as soon as he was sure the Lazarus project would be a success. And I had to find out if that's true.
Shepard: Horizon.
Ashley: Yeah. Anderson knew he could count on me. I was there to find out if Cerberus was behind the abductions. And then I met you. The rumors became true. You were back. And you were working for Cerberus. I'm not sure what hurt me more: the fact you're alive and never called me or that you were working for them. Do you have any idea how I felt in that moment?
Shepard: No one can, Ashley. And nothing I could have said would have changed your mind in that moment.
Ashley: Yes. I was confused and angry and ... sad. The next few weeks I was torn apart between returning feelings for you and anger. I hated Cerberus for what they did to you. I almost lost faith in God.
Shepard: Ashley ...
Ashley: I'm fine, Skipper.
Shepard: You're not. And neither I am. There's still much more, am I right?
Ashley: No unfinished business, hmm? Yes, you're right, there IS much more. I just don't know where to start ... or where to end.
Shepard: Same for me. I just can tell you why I had to finish the job for Cerberus.
Ashley: I read the files, all of them. Think I understand you.
Shepard: Those files don't include my feelings ...
Ashley: They never do. Skipper, I pretend you had your reasons. And for now I'm not sure if I want to know them. Just ... tell me when it's the right time.
Shepard: I thought this is the right time? We can't move anywhere as long as this door is closed.
Ashley: You're right. Just ... keep it a secret. At least for a few minutes. Need some time now ... sorting out things.

[Aurora313]

Cool.

Would love to make another part, but gotta get to bed now... sucks, but I'm sick and it can't be helped.

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Cool.

Would love to make another part, but gotta get to bed now... sucks, but I'm sick and it can't be helped.

Oh, sorry to hear. Hope you'll get better soon
Looking forward for your next part. ^^

[AllianceN7Marine]

Inspired by Auroa - So sorry you're not feeling well
@CptData - Great follow on

SSV Normandy SR2 -
Deck 1 The Loft
19.30hrs

Garrus: *over the comm.* Shepard can you come down to engineering me and Tali could use a hand with the forward batteries.
Shepard: Sure no problem, Be there in two. *Enters the elevator* Deck 4
Elevator VI: Deck 2 CIC
Ashley: *Walks in to the elevator* oh Commander didn't expect to see you here
Shepard: Lt.Commander. There aren't stairs on this ship so how else am I going to get from one deck to another, unless you would like me to crawl through the service ducts.
Ashley: Of course not sir. Deck 5

*Garrus and Tali are in main engineering at the power transfer console*

Garrus: Ok Tali there both in the elevator cut power..........Now!
Tali: Done.....there stuck between decks 3 and 4. Nice timing Garrus.
Shepard: What the hell. Power failure. EDI what's going on?
EDI: Primary and secondary power failure due to ruptured power conduits.
Ashley: Manually release the doors and we'll climb out.
EDI: Unable to comply emergency bulkheads have locked in place and you are between decks 3 and 4.
Tali: *over the comm.* Shepard it's Tali. It's going to take a few hours to repair the systems and unlock the elevator.
Shepard & Ashley: HOURS!!!!!
Tali: I'm sorry but we are going to have to do an EVA to get to the damaged systems, But don't worry your perfectly safe in there.
Ashley: How comforting.
Shepard: Just get it done and be quick about it.
Tali: Will do, Tali Out.
Shepard: They've got everything under control no need to worry Lt. Commander.
Ashley: Worried......Why would I be worried about being stuck in an elevator?
Shepard: exactly.
Ashley: exactly, Sir

Part II coming later

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 15 décembre 2011 - 01:17 .

[shinobi602]

So has it been confirmed what outfits are available for Ash yet? I know the Spectre armor for one, and now that I watched the Collector's Edition trailer again, I'm fairly certain her tighter outfit (aka sexy outfit) WILL be available as a choice on missions, considering it has its own alternate appearance pack and showed her wearing that suit and brandishing an assault rifle.

Modifié par shinobi602, 15 décembre 2011 - 01:42 .

[CptData]

They're pretty much formal, your Shepard and Ashley, Alliance ^^

Hope this doesn't lead into elevator!sex. I don't mind, but you know, there are also children on this forums ... ^^

[Double_02]

Ash is worth it!

Can't wait to have her back on my team and watching my back, while I watch hers, so to speak.

I support this thread.

Modifié par Double_02, 15 décembre 2011 - 02:38 .

[AllianceN7Marine]

CptData wrote...

They're pretty much formal, your Shepard and Ashley, Alliance ^^

Hope this doesn't lead into elevator!sex. I don't mind, but you know, there are also children on this forums ... ^^

Don't worry CptData I've already got the punch line to this series and it's clean. Even though there were some requests for some steamy elevator dialogues. After all the kids aren't the only ones watching Ashley and Shepard in the dialogue.......*Spoilers*

[MegaBadExample]

Steamy elevator....Mmhmmmmm.....Damn you. You keep coming up in this thread!

[Aurora313]

Very last Ashley dialogue before I sleep.

Shepard: ... huh.
Ashley: Stop staring at my twins.
Shepard: Sorry, its just that they look so...
Ashley: If that sentence is finished, I will deck you.
Shepard: I was just gonna compliment on your form.
Ashley: ... riiiight.
Shepard: Sorry, but when you were wearing your phoenix armor, they weren't as...
Ashley: 'Weren't as' what?
Shepard: I'm trying to phrase it in the way that won't put Shepard jr. out of action for a week.
Ashley: Just say it.
Shepard: They weren't as... big when you wore Phoenix.
Ashley: Yes. I admit, that model was really tight on my chest. And it's about damned time they got my measurements right.
Shepard: ... Can I ho- *reaches out to touch but Ash smacks his hand away.*
Ashley: No.
Shepard: Wha -!
Ashley: Eyes off too.
Shepard: Oh Come on!
Ashley: *points to face.* Eyes up here on duty, Thanks.
Shepard: What about off-duty?
Ashley: *seductive whisper* You can play with whatever you want. *hovering just close enough for a kiss.*
Shepard: Can't wait.
Ashley: I know. *walks off.*
Shepard: *heavy exhale* I need a cold shower.

[CptData]

AllianceN7Marine wrote...

CptData wrote...

They're pretty much formal, your Shepard and Ashley, Alliance ^^

Hope this doesn't lead into elevator!sex. I don't mind, but you know, there are also children on this forums ... ^^

Don't worry CptData I've already got the punch line to this series and it's clean. Even though there were some requests for some steamy elevator dialogues. After all the kids aren't the only ones watching Ashley and Shepard in the dialogue.......*Spoilers*

Oh, I do support steamy elevator!sex. I'm even sure Ash & Shepard will do it at least one time. At least they could have done while doing those eternity long elevator rides in ME1.


Shepard: Kaidan, just look aside while Ash and I do it.
Kaidan: Yeah, whatever, ignore the sexy biotic here,
Ashley: Not your fault, but I'm not in that threesome deal.
Shepard: I asked her, you know.
Kaidan: Oh, okay. I see. Have fun.

... 30 minutes later ...

Kaidan: Can I watch again?
Ashley: Sure.
Shepard: No! I don't have my pa ...
Kaidan: Can't unsee what I saw.
Shepards: ...nts back yet.

[MrDbow]

CptData wrote...

The Exception wrote...

I dont know if I am posting in the right place or not but does anyone got a naked pic of Ash?

Either you love her or not, but don't fall in love because Ash is naked. That's shallow, man <_<

Anyways ... here you go:



I loved Ash before it was cool to hate her.

I am intrigued, disgusted, suprised, and flustered, all at the same time. :whistle:

[Double_02]

Aurora313 wrote...

Very last Ashley dialogue before I sleep.

Shepard: ... huh.
Ashley: Stop staring at my twins.
Shepard: Sorry, its just that they look so...
Ashley: If that sentence is finished, I will deck you.
Shepard: I was just gonna compliment on your form.
Ashley: ... riiiight.
Shepard: Sorry, but when you were wearing your phoenix armor, they weren't as...
Ashley: 'Weren't as' what?
Shepard: I'm trying to phrase it in the way that won't put Shepard jr. out of action for a week.
Ashley: Just say it.
Shepard: They weren't as... big when you wore Phoenix.
Ashley: Yes. I admit, that model was really tight on my chest. And it's about damned time they got my measurements right.
Shepard: ... Can I ho- *reaches out to touch but Ash smacks his hand away.*
Ashley: No.
Shepard: Wha -!
Ashley: Eyes off too.
Shepard: Oh Come on!
Ashley: *points to face.* Eyes up here on duty, Thanks.
Shepard: What about off-duty?
Ashley: *seductive whisper* You can play with whatever you want. *hovering just close enough for a kiss.*
Shepard: Can't wait.
Ashley: I know. *walks off.*
Shepard: *heavy exhale* I need a cold shower.

lol nice read. Hopefully you'll do some more sometime.