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[ADLegend21]

Even when I listen to it again, I still can't beleive how excellent Kim executes it with. she and Raphael are such wonderful people to do this for us. I can't thank theme nough for their letters.

Moar Ashley and Kaidan goodness

Modifié par ADLegend21, 16 décembre 2011 - 07:47 .

[CptData]

Good-morning dialogue ...

Shepard: Wake up, sleepy beauty ...
Ashley: *groans* ... sleep ... no wake up ... get lost ... Skip ... per ...
Shepard: Now I could take your blanket and ...
Ashley: ... dare you and you'll get no "Ashley special good morning".
Shepard: ... and what about a "Shepard deluxe good morning"?
Ashley: Oh get lost you ... I'll see you at the mess, Skip. Just gimme five minutes.
Shepard: C'mon Ash ...
Ashley: Skip, I look awful in the morning. Now go and give me time to get that pillow out of my face.
Shepard: *sigh* Okay. I'll give you ten. Coffee is waiting for you. And bacon and eggs ...
Ashley: You're trying too hard. See you then ...
Shepard: *tugs at blanket & leaves cabin quickly*
Ashley: You ass!

... twelve minutes later ...

Ashley: Coffee, beacon and eggs, hmm?
Shepard: Yeah. Two minutes ago, Ash. You're late ...
Ashley: Awww Skip, that's not fair. You know I don't get up easily since we started out late night exercises ...
Gardner: Ya kno' I ca' hear ya?
Shepard: Just kidding, Ash. Coffee, extra tough, "Williams style". And your breakfast.
Ashley: Hope Gardner didn't clean toilets first.
Gardner: I did. Sum'one ha' to'do that sh*t, since our fine officers refuse to do tha'
Ashley: "Great."
Shepard: Don't worry. I made your breakfast. It's the only I can do. Oh, and baked beans.
Ashley: You're not a cook, hmm?
Shepard: My dad was the cook. My mom ... she's an even worse cook. I don't know how she could raise me with convenience food ... at least it prepared me for M-rations.
Ashley: Then you should learn it. I can't cook either and if you want kids, mister, you should be a master cook. No junk food allowed.
Shepard: Sounds like a deal. What do I need to do first? Learning to cook or becoming a father?
Ashley: You ass!
Shepard: Two.
Ashley: What?
Shepard: I just counting how often you call me an "ass".
Ashley: You ass- ... astonishing ... man!
Shepard: *laughs* So, do you wanna banter the whole morning? Your coffee gets cold.
Ashley: Uh, yes, Skip. Thank you.
Gardner: I hop' ya never do baked beans, will' ya? Jus' in case I've t'fix toilets 'gain ...
Shepard: Don't worry, Chief Gardner, I won't do that any time soon.
Ashley: Skip - your bacon is wonderful ...
Shepard: Hope you're talking about the one on your plate.
Ashley: No, I'm talking of your ass. Now, what's on the plan for today?
Shepard: Same deal as yesterday: kicking some husks in the place where the sun never shines and saving the galaxy.
Ashley: Fine ... anything else?
Shepard: Exercising with Commander Williams at 9:00am, 3:00pm and 9:00pm.
Ashley: Sounds neat. Where - my bunk or yours?
Shepard: Yours ...
Gardner: Do ya guys ever DON'T do it?
Shepard: Young love, Chief Gardner, young love ...
Ashley: Technically spoken we're together for almost three years now, Skipper ...
Shepard: And two and a half of them without sex.
Ashley: You ass!
Shepard: Three. And I'm stating facts.
Ashley: You're begging for another two and a half years without sex.
Gardner: Touché.
Shepard: Only over my dead cold body.
Gardner: Touché.
Ashley: You can have it ...
Gardner: Tou-
Ashley: *points gun at Gardner* Don't dare to finish that word.
Gardner: Okay, okay ... won' do tha' ...
Shepard: Make out exercise?
Ashley: 8:30am before our 9:00am exercise?
Shepard: Indeed.
Gardner: Young love ... *groans*


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Just for the record: whenever I start writing a dialogue I have no idea where it ends ... I can hear Ash & Skip talking in my head.
Wait. Maybe I should see a shrink if I hear voices

Modifié par CptData, 16 décembre 2011 - 08:10 .

[Aurora313]

Ashley: Huh.
Joker: What's up?
Ashley: I haven't seen Shepard around lately.
Joker: Yeah. Now that you mention it. He's been really scarce for the last day or so.
Ashley: I think he might be avoiding me?
Joker: What?
Ashley: We were talking about - you know what? nevermind. I know you're not a people person.
Joker: I hear Chambers is really good.
Ashley: *shudders* Really creepy is more like it. I don't mind people being open-minded, just not that open-minded.
Joker: I hear you.
Ashley: Anyway, if you see him, can you send him my way please?
Joker: Think he does that himself doesn’t he?
Ashley: Joker.
Joker: Sorry, none of my business. I can take a hint.
Ashley: See you ‘round.
Joker: See you.

*Ashley wonders around, performing tasks for herself. Cleaning her armour, fixing her weapons, some administrative stuff and now in the elevator to the Loft.*

Ashley: Where the blazes could he have gone to?

*walks into her quarters and finds a huge teddy bear on her bed wearing a parody of an N7 hoodie, a bouquet of flowers on the desk and a note. She goes to read it.*

‘Ash – An old friend of mine, Dario, wanted some help with a problem regarding his kid sister. She’s going down a dark path, same one I did after Elysium. You can figure the rest I think. I’ll be gone for a day or so, but when I’m back I’ve got something in mind, just for the two of us. Love you, Jon.’

Ashley: *chuckles* He’s such a good two-shoes. Oh, there’s another little note.

‘P.S. Please take care of the Teddy. Took me FOREVER to find it for you.'

Ashley: He's so sweet.

Several hours later.

*Ashley hugging the teddy, she's sound asleep on Shepard's side of the bed. Grumbling awake when someone starts stroking her head.*

Shepard: Heya, sleepyhead.
Ashley: ... Hey... Mission completed.
Shepard: Mission Accomplished, yeah.
Ashley: Good.
Shepard: Yep. Dario's gonna have to keep an eye on her, but I think I managed to get my point through.
Ashley: Good man.
Shepard: Can I have my side of the bed back please?
Ashley: What about that special something in mind you had for the two of us?
Shepard: Tomorrow. It's a surprise for tomorrow.
Ashley: Can't wait. *shuffles over.*

Modifié par Aurora313, 16 décembre 2011 - 09:11 .

[CptData]

Nice one Aurora :-)
Shepard cares for his friends - me like!
Wonder if Ash has someone she would do the same like Shepard did ...


What do you think of my "good morning dialogue" btw?

[Aurora313]

I like it. And don't worry. It's only when you're quoting dialogues out aloud to yourself that you have the problem. Admittedly, that's how I've written most of mine. I speak them out loud to see if they feel natural or not.... or I'm just bored.

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

I like it. And don't worry. It's only when you're quoting dialogues out aloud to yourself that you have the problem. Admittedly, that's how I've written most of mine. I speak them out loud to see if they feel natural or not.... or I'm just bored.

:innocent:
It's quite irritating to speak out loud those dialogues as long as I am at work.

Don't do that. But I hear Ashley's and Shepard's voice in my mind. Works well enough. And why in heaven do I imagine Gardner as someone who uses slang? ^^


Can you imagine Ashley ever saying "you ass" in a playful manner to Shepard? Like Miranda does, if romanced & paragon option is picked ...

[Aurora313]

Jon-Mal freely admits to being a jack-ass anyway, he doesn't care.

BTW. Net's messing up again. Won't be able to post so much tonight. But may have an Ash version of that Dialogue I wrote later tonight.

[CptData]

Bad. Really bad ... what's wrong with your net?!

See you later, Aurora. Will go if I can get another dialogue out of my mind.

[Aurora313]

First time, Internode screwed us.

Now, the access point is on it's way out. It's been on its way out for a while, but it might just be a hiccup. It was fine half an hour ago.

[AllianceN7Marine]

Aurora313 wrote...

I like it. And don't worry. It's only when you're quoting dialogues out aloud to yourself that you have the problem. Admittedly, that's how I've written most of mine. I speak them out loud to see if they feel natural or not.... or I'm just bored.

I'm the same Ashley and Shepard are always talking in my head. Haven't they got any where else to be than in our heads?

4 hours and nobody else has posted. Oh well heres part III of my Sheply Elevator dialogue:

Part I here: http://social.biowar...942/533#8838006
Part II here: http://social.biowar...942/534#8838379

SSV Normandy SR2 - Elevator
Between Deck 3 & Deck 4
20.35hrs

Ashley: Alright I give up, we'll talk just stop that dam whistling.
Shepard: Deal.
Ashley: So Lt. Vega seems to be settling in.
Shepard: Still want to keep things "professional" Williams?
Ashley: *lowers her head* I'm trying I'm not a word person remember.
Shepard: You are when you speak from you're heart and right now that's the part I want to hear.
Ashley: I know it's just....
Shepard: you're afraid that all of that anger you've been bottling up will come out and drive me away
Ashley: Just like what happened on Horizon, I vented all my anger at you then later I realised what a fool I had been. You had come back from the dead, you'd come back to me. All I could say is you betrayed me and I wouldn't come with you.
Shepard: I guess it was a lot harder on you than it was on me. You had to live through those 2 years apart, for me I was in space trying to seal my suit ruptures then the next thing I was waking up at a Cerberus base 2 years later.
Ashley: You don't remember anything. Going to a higher place, seeing family and friends?
Shepard: No nothing like that it was just like what happened on Eden Prime with the Beacon. It hit me, knocked me unconscious then the next thing I was waking up in Medbay with a massive headache. That and one hell of a beautiful woman watching over me.
Ashley: You knew I had been watching over you all that time?
Shepard: Chackwas told me.
Ashley: Things where so simpler back then, you me the mission.
Shepard: Yes they were. I didn't have the weight of the entire galaxy on my shoulders then.
Ashley: I was just grateful to be assigned to a ship instead of being left on Eden Prime.
Shepard: I remember you were so eager to prove yourself. I had to pull you back on more than one occasion because of that hothead of yours.
Ashley: *Smiling* Hothead I wasn't the one rushing head long in to a squad of geth.
Shepard: Hey "No guts....No Glory"
Ashley: I guess that's how its always going to be with us.
Shepard: Rushing head long in to battle, putting our lives on the line to save others.

*Silence fills the elevator as they both ponder a life of combat and service*

Ashley: Does it have to be all Duty and Service. Is there no space in our lives for each other?
Shepard: There is if you want there to be?
Ashley: But the reapers and the galaxy needs you.
Shepard: and I need you. Besides I try not to think of what the galaxy needs. It just makes it to big to even contemplate.
Ashley: Then what do you think about?
Shepard: You. What sort of man you want me to be. How to act........how to feel, that's the person I want to be. The man you love.
 
* Ashley gets up walks over to Shepard and sits down next to him. Placing her head against his 
shoulder.
 
Ashley: I've missed this so much. I didn't realise that till now.
Shepard: I've missed it to Ash.
Ashley: We've been acting like a couple of spoilt, love sick teenagers haven't we?
Shepard: Then I guess it's time for us to both grow up.

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 16 décembre 2011 - 04:47 .

[Aurora313]

Asari Councilor: The concern with this situation is the Hostages. One of them happens to have a large amount of political sway over the other delegates in the joint Turian-Salarian Alliance.
Shepard: *not listening, looking at his watch intently.*
Turian Councilor: Commander Shepard, are you even -
Shepard: *Silences them all with a single raised finger. A few more seconds tick by and it beeps.*
Ashley: *Almost on que, Ash walks in the door.* Shift Change.
Shepard: Ah. Right on time.
Ashley: *Raises hand* Hit me?
Shepard: *High-fives her on the way out* Tag: You're it. Have fun.
Ashley: *sarcasm* Oh Thank you so very much. *To the councillors.* Alright, who am I shooting and how do I get there?
Councillors: *silence followed by Collective facepalm.*
Ashley: What?

[AllianceN7Marine]

Hey Auroa Hows you're internet connection holding up?
Like the funny council dialogue and the "wheres Shepard" dialogue. They thought shepard was bad enough but a tag team partner with Ashley, oh they'll never know whats going to hit them.

P.S
@CptData love the good morning dialogue you just know Ash can't get up in the morning.

Need more Ash pics on this page



By the way what did you all think so far of my elevator series?

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 16 décembre 2011 - 03:33 .

[Aurora313]

Its back up for now. But Its 0230. Time for me to go to bed, if not now, then shortly.

Ashley: So. We have a new assignment. And by 'we' I mean you.
Shepard: What? I took the last one!
Ashley: You mean the relief mission on Palavan...?
Shepard: Yeah -
Ashley: Two months ago! *Tosses data pad on the table.*
Pierce: *walks in.* Oh, what's going on?
Shepard: Rox, awesome timing. Got a new assignment for you.
Ashley: OH, no, no, no! You are not dumping this on her!
Pierce: He talking about the political escort thing?
Ashley: That would be the one.
Pierce: NO chance in hell I'm doin' that!
Shepard: I'm not doing it either. I saved the 'verse twice already.
Ashley: Oh for pete's sake! Just do it John!
Shepard: No!
Pierce:... I think there's only one way to settle this.... the old fashioned way.

*Ashley + Shepard are confused.*

Ashley: *realises her meaning.* Oh! I get it. Dibs not!
Pierce: Dibs not!
Shepard: 'Dibs'...? - Ah - F*ck!

*Ashley + Pierce laugh*.

Shepard: You know that's just unfair right? Both of my girls ganging up on me like that.
Ashley: Sucks to be you then. Now get lost. I got some renovation ideas for the loft.
Pierce: Oo-oo-oo! Can I see?!
Ashley: Sure! I got a catalogue and everything!
Pierce: Are you going to make it pink?!
Ashley: Nah. Watermelon.
Pierce: Oom-nom-nom!
Ashley: I know, right?!
Shepard: *looks up at the ceiling* Why me, god?

[redbaron76]

dialogues are all awesome. Just wandering if shepard will be allowed to punch turian councilor after the reapers are confirmed and after telling him I told you so, but you said , reapers, we have dismissed that claim.'

[Aurora313]

I think his reaction would be along the lines of:

Enters room with councillors.
Dumps evidence on their desks.
Silence.
Shepard flips them off with both hands then leaves.
Councilors in stunned silence.
Shepard comes back, flips them off again then leaves with a shotgun, revenant or widow or all three.

[redbaron76]

I still prefer that he gets to punch out turian councillor and then leave council with all three weapons to go hunt reapers with ash by his side.

[AllianceN7Marine]

redbaron76 wrote...

dialogues are all awesome. Just wandering if shepard will be allowed to punch turian councilor after the reapers are confirmed and after telling him I told you so, but you said , reapers, we have dismissed that claim.'

Thats No 2 on my Cannon Shepards list of most wanted in ME3. No 1 being get back with Ashley and having some "Quality Time".

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 16 décembre 2011 - 04:12 .

[shinobi602]

Quick question, where did the "Don't worry Shepard, I'll protect you" bit come from? Did she say that somewhere in the games?

[AllianceN7Marine]

shinobi602 wrote...

Quick question, where did the "Don't worry Shepard, I'll protect you" bit come from? Did she say that somewhere in the games?

I thought the same thing. It would have to be from ME1 but I've played it so many times I can't pinpoint it. If it's not then it should be!!!!!

[redbaron76]

It comes up rigth after mission to therum. It is a romance conversation.

[redbaron76]

@ AllianceN7Marine

I think all Ash fans have the same No 1 Some quality time with AS in me 3 like you. I know I do.

[CptData]

Guys, I feel sick ... somehow.

Either I'll be down for the next few days or that funny feeling in my stomach plus increased heart frequence are result of "falling in love". Lets hope it's the first cause (being sick). Otherwise I've got a problem ... <.<

Means far less dialogues for now. I can't really get something together ...

[ADLegend21]

shinobi602 wrote...

Quick question, where did the "Don't worry Shepard, I'll protect you" bit come from? Did she say that somewhere in the games?

She says it on the convo before Ilos, after you steal the Normandy.

[ADLegend21]

Ash: So...I let my hair down, get promoted three ranks, become a Spectre, and get better armor?
Shepard: yup.
Ash: and you go to jail for working with cerberus.
Shepard: for the thrid time, I blow up a mass relay to stop the Reapers, AFTER I quit Cerberus.
Ash: Well that's better than this five minute cameo.
Shepard: yeah, oh rightdon't you have a line?
Ash: oh right! um..." I'm sorry Shepard, I can't come with you, I don't trust Cerberus!"
Shepard: but I need you!
Ash: I should go.
Shepard: okay that's MY line.
Ash: I'm a spectre I can do what I want.
Shepard: *facepalm*