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[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Okay, but what about staying true to Ashley's character? We know that's something she wouldn't be down for.

Fun? Yeah, I'll admit, I laughed. But it's still creepy. O.O

Depends on Ashley. I think Aurora/me explained it: Roxanna comforted Ashley after Shepard's death and at some point they became more than "just friends". Actually, they're in a relationship when Shepard returns and welcome him in that relationship ... so to speak. So it's not Shepard who suggests this polyamorous love but Ashley and Pierce.

It's a bit OOC since Ash is not bi. But we don't know how hot Roxi is - and she IS bisexual.


Three times in a row: HATTRICK!

Modifié par CptData, 18 décembre 2011 - 06:02 .

[FireEye]

CptData wrote...
It's a bit OOC since Ash is not bi.

LIES! 

WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY HOPES AND DREAMS!?

*runs off sobbing, dramatic-like*

[MegaBadExample]

C'mon... It still wouldn't happen. But I get it, I get it. fanfiction and all that. We can make Ashley suck toes, deal with it.

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

C'mon... It still wouldn't happen. But I get it, I get it. fanfiction and all that. We can make Ashley suck toes, deal with it.

Indeed.
Besides that: if Ash, Roxi and Shepard are fine with that kind of relationship ... why not?
"If something like that feels great, how can it be wrong?"


real!Ashley: Hmmm ... those fans are ... odd.
real!Shepard: Guess yeah ... it's tempting to ask Roxi ...
real!Ashley: Dare you, Skipper, dare you.
real!Shepard: Hey, I don't wanna get between you two. Unless in my bunk.
real!Pierce: I heard "bunk"? Where?

[MegaBadExample]

No, you guys are making them fine with it, because it's fanfiction.

Now, I'm going to imagine you guys are smoking, because this thread can't get any weirder.

[Badpie]

 Let's keep the more adult flavored dialogues and such involving threesomes or anything else sexual to actual fanfictions and not in the thread okay?  It might make people uncomfortable particularly if they're just popping their heads in to say hello.  I agree with MegaBad.  I don't want this to become the creepy NC17 thread...   I mean....feel free to link that stuff though.  
As for fanfiction, chapter 19 of Untitled is up in case anyone is interested.  (no threesomes in it though, sorry).

Modifié par Badpie, 18 décembre 2011 - 06:48 .

[CptData]

Hey, we try to keep it suitable for children ^^

Whatever, lets go back to business. Ashley is expecting ... more fandom. So to speak. And she likes your fiction, Badpie ^^


THIS is one of my favorite pics of her. She looks ... cute.

[redbaron76]

@ Aurora

The wikia is wrong. Major is a rank lover than a captain. And also Major is not a fleet line rank, so people can not get promoted from major to admiral.
Proper rank rising is Captain-Commodore-Admiral for fleet ranks
Major-Colonel-General for marine ranks

[Mr. Brainheart]

FireEye wrote...

CptData wrote...
It's a bit OOC since Ash is not bi.

LIES! 

WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY HOPES AND DREAMS!?

*runs off sobbing, dramatic-like*

There, there *pats on back and offers a hanky*

My femshep is still trying her best to make Ash change her mind, or discover her true nature:

[MegaBadExample]

Female Shepard should just randomly walk by and flash Ashley, and see where is goes from there.

[Badpie]

redbaron76 wrote...

@ Aurora

The wikia is wrong. Major is a rank lover than a captain. And also Major is not a fleet line rank, so people can not get promoted from major to admiral.
Proper rank rising is Captain-Commodore-Admiral for fleet ranks
Major-Colonel-General for marine ranks

No the wikia is correct.  ME has it's own ranking system that doesn't really follow any of the ones in real life.  It's confusing.  

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Female Shepard should just randomly walk by and flash Ashley, and see where is goes from there.

You really had to post that, uhh?

Hmmm, then I have to post this:

f!Shepard: Hey Ash.
Ashley: Skipper?
f!Shepard: Heard you checked all guns. Are you sure?
Ashley: Absolutely. Every gun is fine, including my boomstick and your widow.
f!Shepard: And what about those *lifts t-shirt to show bare chest*
Ashley:
f!Shepard: Oh c'mon. Check mine, I'll check your weapons.
Ashley: Got a hanky for my nosebleed?

[Mr. Brainheart]

Badpie wrote...

 Let's keep the more adult flavored dialogues and such involving threesomes or anything else sexual to actual fanfictions and not in the thread okay?  It might make people uncomfortable particularly if they're just popping their heads in to say hello.  I agree with MegaBad.  I don't want this to become the creepy NC17 thread...   I mean....feel free to link that stuff though.  
As for fanfiction, chapter 19 of Untitled is up in case anyone is interested.  (no threesomes in it though, sorry).

Yes, more things I want to read, but don't have time for! Why not! *ahem* sorry, it seems everything that I want to do/read/listen to comes out right now, when I can't afford getting distracted  Maybe I should make a list before I forget it all..

Also, I agree with Mega too. Whilst I haven't read it, let's not make it to creepy/sexual fantasy-like, it scares people away.

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Female Shepard should just randomly walk by and flash Ashley, and see where is goes from there.

You really had to post that, uhh?

Hmmm, then I have to post this:

f!Shepard: Hey Ash.
Ashley: Skipper?
f!Shepard: Heard you checked all guns. Are you sure?
Ashley: Absolutely. Every gun is fine, including my boomstick and your widow.
f!Shepard: And what about those *lifts t-shirt to show bare chest*
Ashley:
f!Shepard: Oh c'mon. Check mine, I'll check your weapons.
Ashley: Got a hanky for my nosebleed?

I simply thought it was the surest way to get the message across! I mean, after that, it would at least force Ashley to confront Shepard awkwardly and say: "Hey I grew up with four sisters, I like dudes." Or something so female Shepard can go off and get some blueberry muffin instead.

[CptData]

@ Brain: you should read it. Aurora and I tried to make it as civilized as possible. No "doing" here. That's more for M-rated stuff on ff.net.
And nooooooo ... I won't write that. ^^

@ MBE ^^ I'm not sure if Ash was seeing her sisters naked that often. My fiancee has a younger sister and they're quite awkward on that topic. So ... nope. Don't think sisters check each other out that often. Not even the awesome Williams sisters.

[Mr. Brainheart]

@Data; I would, but It's a lot of dialogue and I really don't have the time for that. (yet I'm sitting here chatting away, go to work me!)

MegaBadExample wrote...

Female Shepard should just randomly walk by and flash Ashley, and see where is goes from there.

Uhh, well she didn't do that, my femshep just kept trying to be honest....

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

@ Brain: you should read it. Aurora and I tried to make it as civilized as possible. No "doing" here. That's more for M-rated stuff on ff.net.
And nooooooo ... I won't write that. ^^

@ MBE ^^ I'm not sure if Ash was seeing her sisters naked that often. My fiancee has a younger sister and they're quite awkward on that topic. So ... nope. Don't think sisters check each other out that often. Not even the awesome Williams sisters.

 Lies! I grew up in a house with two brothers and a sister, and after 17 years with them. Lets just say...Things get aired. Not often, but it happens. LOL lets not mention the awkward walk-ins, which are unavoidable.

[CptData]

Okay, I really, really don't want to imagine how you walk into that bathroom occupied by your sister ...
I mean, it never happened with my sis and me. Given the fact she's a real beauty... no "awkward" walk-ins happened ever.

Now I do have that awkward idea for a fanfic in my mind: Shepard & the Ashley-sisters.
I won't write it since I can't keep it in character and civilized ... don't ask for it. Never. Again


It will destroy your innocent mind.

Uhh, and brainstorms Brain's brain. :innocent:

Modifié par CptData, 18 décembre 2011 - 07:25 .

[Badpie]

CptData wrote...


@ MBE ^^ I'm not sure if Ash was seeing her sisters naked that often. My fiancee has a younger sister and they're quite awkward on that topic. So ... nope. Don't think sisters check each other out that often. Not even the awesome Williams sisters.

Wow.  Cringeworthy sentence.  I would hope sisters don't "check each other out" at all.  Ugh.  

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

Okay, I really, really don't want to imagine how you walk into that bathroom occupied by your sister ...
I mean, it never happened with my sis and me. Given the fact she's a real beauty... no "awkward" walk-ins happened ever.

Now I do have that awkward idea for a fanfic in my mind: Shepard & the Ashley-sisters.
I won't write it since I can't keep it in character and civilized ... don't ask for it. Never. Again


It will destroy your innocent mind.

Uhh, and brainstorms Brain's brain. :innocent:

 
No bloody write it! My mind is far from innocent.

Hey, when you have a big family, it's gonna happen! Trust me. Apparently my older brother remembers me in "shorts", which is kind of embarrassing, but it's the internet so idc.

[Badpie]

Of course changing in front of your sisters (or friends) or accidental walk ins happen. I was just cringing at the phrasing of that sentence.

[Mr. Brainheart]

CptData wrote...

Now I do have that awkward idea for a fanfic in my mind: Shepard & the Ashley-sisters.
I won't write it since I can't keep it in character and civilized ... don't ask for it. Never. Again


It will destroy your innocent mind.

Uhh, and brainstorms Brain's brain. :innocent:

I'm already pretty scatter-brained as it is...if I get any more scatter-brained I might just lose the ability too create coherent sentences..
Also, a threesome, alright not mighty weird...but sheps and Ash's-sisters?  Believe me, I won't ever ask for that. ever.

Badpie wrote...

I would hope sisters don't "check each other out" at all.  Ugh.  

I hope we all hope they don't...

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 18 décembre 2011 - 07:41 .

[MegaBadExample]

Ew. No wait. I thought he was just writing another sis/Ash dialogue.....not that. No, no, no. Remember what I said about threesomes!? >_<

I should really read these posts properly.

And I agree. Yuck.

Okay, back to the happy dialogues everyone. Not creepy ones.

[CptData]

Badpie wrote...

Of course changing in front of your sisters (or friends) or accidental walk ins happen. I was just cringing at the phrasing of that sentence.

Kinda lost in translation.
And as I said, it never happened with my sister, and we kinda shared the same room until I was 15 or so. We respected each other enough not to be in the same room while changin in those late years.

Whatever, 2 siblings don't make a big family. Heard it's a tad different in the States - at least half of the guys I consider as friends do have bigger families


Lets go back to Ashley?

And nooo ... MBE ... I don't think I should write that kind of stories. Really. I did that once and deleted most of it because ... devastating for barely-M-minds


I'll keep it innocent for you. However, next Ashley-sisters-dialogue will be Sarah + Shepard and Sarah is ... a real flirt.

Modifié par CptData, 18 décembre 2011 - 07:48 .

[MegaBadExample]

I didn't know that's what you meant... Trust me. I thought you were gonna write a funny one or something. Sigh. That's what I get for having an innocent mind. ?: