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[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Yea, I got in. Got the position I wanted and now I just have to hand in the rest of my assignments when I come back from holidays and I'm set. Got a whole six months off to either get a job or to do some freelance work.

So your name is Sarah? Like Ashley's sis? ^^

Congrats ... I knew you would make it.
She's awesome, this Aurora-girl. Definitely!

[Aurora313]

No, although my last name IS Williams.

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

No, although my last name IS Williams.

That's a cool coincidence ^^
Mind to add a top Ash? I can't, I'm @ work 

[Aurora313]

[CptData]

Fits. Ash got a big chin, huh? ^^
I like your John. He looks like ... okay, I'd like to look like him. -Manly- :-)


Shepard: Kiss me.
Ashley: Make me.
Shepard: *hugs Ash tightly*
Ashley: I just hope this is ending in a long, passionate kiss ...
Shepard: Or what?
Ashley: Nutcracker.
Shepard: Ouch ...

*nonsense is lacking sense*

[Aurora313]

O.o
That's not my John.




^ THAT is my Jon-Mal!


And this is ME2 version of Roxanna

Modifié par Aurora313, 20 décembre 2011 - 09:26 .

[CptData]

That's OUR John ^^

I think I once posted my canon!Shepard here ... 200 pages ago or so ...

Ashley fell in love with him not 'cause of his looks but his character. Think she's not the shallow type.

Modifié par CptData, 20 décembre 2011 - 09:24 .

[CptData]

Hey, that Roxanna looks quite sexy. She's renegon, amirite?

Slow thread is slow, just for the record. I'm out of really good ideas ... however, have a dialogue!

Shepard: Nice shot, Ashley.
Ashley: I told you, Skipper. I'm a crackshot.
Shepard: You're the first one winning that shooting contest against me. That means you're the new champion of the Normandy.
Ashley: Uhh, sorry, Skip. Didn't want to take your title.
Shepard: Nah, it's okay. Now I have a reason to train more - it's a challenge. And I want my title back!
Ashley: A challenge you can't win, Skipper. *smiles*
Shepard: You're sure?
Ashley: Darn sure. The comp just told me my accuracy: 97,82% at 200m. Without scope.
Shepard: Now mine says 97,64% at 200m.
Ashley: Yeah. With scope ... that doesn't count. *laughs*
Shepard: Awww, c'mon. It's close.
Ashley: It's not. However, lets make it a real challenge. You and me at the firing range tomorrow, okay? I'd like to say we take the M8. With scope, just for you. And I bet I still will beat you.
Shepard: 1000 shots? Or just 500?
Ashley: 1000, like usual.
Shepard: Deal. Wait - what do I get if I win?
Ashley: Me. For an entire week ... in a tin foil skirt.
Shepard: Uhh ... okay. And what if you win?
Ashley: I'd like to see you in that skirt.
Shepard: Deal!

... the next day, just after the challenge ...

Shepard: Yeah! 97,83% Beat it, Ash!
Ashley: Uhh ... Skip ... I've got 99,34%
Shepard: What?! How?
Ashley: By skill. See you tomorrow. In that skirt. Full seven days, Skipper ... *leaves room laughing*

[AllianceN7Marine]

Nice CptData^^
Here's a quick dialogue for you all as I'm in and out all day today christmas shopping:
 
SSV Normandy SR2 - Docked at the Citadel
Deck 1 - The Loft
07:30hrs
 
Shepard: What in the hell
Ashley: John what's the matter?
Shepard: Son of a Bi*ch
Ashley: *Gets up out of bed and starts walking over to the bathroom* John.......
Shepard: Of all the god dam stupid.........
Ashley: John what's got you so wound up?
Shepard: THIS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Ashley: that's my underwear *Snatches it out of Shepards hand*
Shepard: what's it doing hanging up in my private bathroom
Ashley: Would you like me to hang it up in the crews bathroom for everyone else to see
Shepard: oh man, Why don't you hang it in your own quarters?
Ashley: Because my quarters are also the XO's office so same problem.
Shepard: But this is a mans bathroom stainless steel, chrome taps, steel floor *starts grunting like an ape*
Ashley: Well if I can't hang my underwear in you bathroom then I'll have to go commando
Shepard:...........
Ashley: John?
Shepard: So I get to keep my manly bathroom and you'll be going commando all the time. Hey I call that a win.
Ashley: and no sex...EVER.
Shepard: Not even on special occasions Birthdays, Christmas, New years
Ashley: Never
Shepard: Easter
Ashley: No. Your choice
Shepard: you always fight dirty, you know that?
Ashley: it's the only way I can win. *smiles* Now out you go
Shepard: But I haven't even showered yet.
Ashley: Then you shouldn't have been complaining so much *Smiles and shuts the bathroom door*

Modifié par AllianceN7Marine, 20 décembre 2011 - 03:06 .

[Badpie]

I have a question: Why is she hanging her underwear to begin with?

[AllianceN7Marine]

Badpie wrote...

I have a question: Why is she hanging her underwear to begin with?

How else would you dry your underwear if you didn't want the rest of the ship to see it. As far as I can tell there doesn't seem to be a laundry on board unless Chef Gardner does the laundry. If thats the case I don't think Ash would like that one bit.

[Badpie]

AllianceN7Marine wrote...

Badpie wrote...

I have a question: Why is she hanging her underwear to begin with?

How else would you dry your underwear if you didn't want the rest of the ship to see it. As far as I can tell there doesn't seem to be a laundry on board unless Chef Gardner does the laundry. If thats the case I don't think Ash would like that one bit.

I just always assumed there was laundry.  I mean...  you are flying through space.  There are ways to get your clothes clean and dry.  

There's no bathrooms on the Normandy either.  That doesn't mean I think everyone held it. 

[CptData]

Yeah, seems they can wash their clothes only while on shore leaves. I can see them inserting coins into a publish washing machine ... ^^

Have my favorite Ashley ... uhhh one of them.


Seriously, how can people hate a woman that's able to make a such broken face ...

[ADLegend21]

I think in the Alliance they'd have a laundry room on the ship. Armor has to be cleaned as well so I'm guessing fatigues get washed. Miltaries aren't dedicated to have smelly troops you know. haha.

[ADLegend21]

CptData wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Actually I was talking about the Iron man match in wrestling. It's a 60 minute match where whoever has the most falls (submissions or a 3 count) wins. The match ends after 60 minutes so it's 60 minutes of combat.

Uhh okay, then we have a misunderstanding here. I was talking about the "real" Iron Man. Not just the "show" (Wrestling is more show than sport) ...

Maybe we should go for a real sport? Boxing maybe? I can see Ash being able to take down any of the Klitschko brothers - that fight wouldn't count anyways since Ash fits to "featherweight", maybe "lightweight" while the Klitschko's are heavyweighters.

Ash could take them down because of superior flexibility - she can evade their punches. Her high stamina keeps her moving. However, I doubt she can place critical hits that easily. So in the end Ash might win technically, not by K.O.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I was just at a wrestling event. and while it is coereographed, then men and women that do have to be in incredible shape. I doubt you'd find any regular athelete that would be willing to be slammed ona  ladder, or fall off one and have a wooden table there to break their fall. Now that I think about it I can picture ashley going to a show on shore leave, wearing the T short of her favorite wrestler and having a sign and maybe a belt with her too.

[ADLegend21]

yeah we should all hug Ashley!

[Mr. Brainheart]

ADLegend21 wrote...

yeah we should all hug Ashley!

Didn't we only just do that? Don't you think that's over doing it a little?

...

D'aww, alright, how can I resist?
http://cloud.steampo...97209DF3CD6058/

[ADLegend21]

haha yeah, though it does sort of upset me that after two years she's still wearing the same old armor and looks the same. You'd think she'd try a different look after two years but I guess that's why her look is new in ME3.

[Rdubs]

Well look what finally made it big enough to get picked up on a "mass effect ashley" Google news watch alert.

kotaku.com/5869577/two-heartfelt-love-letters-from-the-mass-effect-universe

Modifié par Rdubs, 20 décembre 2011 - 07:18 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

Well it was quite obvious they didn't want to spend much time on her in ME2, but maybe she was really attached to the armour, since it's been through it all with her, a bit like Zaeed and Jessie.

Her new outfit might be some sort of sign that she's moved on, maybe that she started looking ahead again, being a spectre and all that. I'm probably reading to much into it..

@Rdubs; That's great,I hope it keeps on spreading through the gaming world! Incidentally I was surprised (in the good way) that the first comments I read actually were quite positive about Ash! Maybe I've gotten a wrong view about how many people love or hate Ash from the hate threads out here..

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 20 décembre 2011 - 07:23 .

[ADLegend21]

Rdubs wrote...

Well look what finally made it big enough to get picked up on a "mass effect ashley" Google news watch alert.

kotaku.com/5869577/two-heartfelt-love-letters-from-the-mass-effect-universe

nice. I agree that Brooks' was perfect and so was Sbarge even though the sounds quality on his was a little lacking. They both get me misty eyed.

[Cypher0020]

Me too. I just listened to Ash and Kai's letters

ME3 will be the greatest game ever! Think of all the unresolved issues... and sexual tension!

[ADLegend21]

Cypher0020 wrote...

Me too. I just listened to Ash and Kai's letters

ME3 will be the greatest game ever! Think of all the unresolved issues... and sexual tension!

ohhhh yeah.

[Mr. Brainheart]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Cypher0020 wrote...

Me too. I just listened to Ash and Kai's letters

ME3 will be the greatest game ever! Think of all the unresolved issues... and sexual tension!

ohhhh yeah.

If it'll be the greatest game ever, I don't know about that....But! I can't wait to see and hear all the new dialogues with Ash and the others, I'm gald we're back to a crew of six, so we can hopefully have plenty of talks with them..Also can't wait to see how Ash has changed and to discover new stuff about her!