Shepard: Really? Who?
Ashley: They made me swear not to tell you.
Shepard: Even if I asked politely?
Ashley: Yes John, even if you asked politely.
Shepard: And If I order you to tell me?
Ashley: I still wouldn't.
Shepard: Does this mystery person at least have good intentions?
Ashley: I honestly couldn't tell you.
Shepard: Sigh, great. Alright, I'm on my way.
---- ---- ----
Shepard: *Punched down as soon as he leaves the ship, he doesn't see who did it.* Argh!! WHAT THE HELL!?
???: From your mother, not me.
Shepard: Wait, what?
Ashley: Admiral Kaine! *Salutes*
Shepard: Son of a b!tch, Dad! Why?
Kaine: Ask your mother.
Shepard: Is there something that you wanted aside from punching me in the face?
Kaine: Yes, I was going to invite you and this fine lass here to dinner. We're not always all in the same place at once for your birthday, and your mother would certainly like to rip into you for that stunt you pulled.
Ashley: Which one? He's done hundreds. Hehe.
Shepard: The dying thing.
Ashley: Ah.
Shepard: So, Mum's here too is she?
Kaine: Yes, to my painful admittance.
Ashley: Oh, didn't she get promoted as well?
Kaine: Yes, she's a rear admiral now, and I'm a full admiral.
Shepard: So it's not just my birthday you're celebrating but your promotions too.
Kaine: And something else, if we're lucky.
Ashley: Something else?
Shepard: *Death glaring at Kaine, who is smiling innocently.*
Kaine: Come on. Your mother isn't going to wait forever.
Yay!!!! Daddy!Shepard makes a return!
Modifié par Aurora313, 21 décembre 2011 - 11:52 .





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