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[CptData]

I'm sure Ashley does not disapprove any steamy elevator scenes.
She simply disapproves that everyone knows about it.

Joker: Darn hot in here.
Shepard: Ash ...
Ashley: Hmmm, Skip?
Shepard: You should wait with that ... Joker is still here.
Joker: Keep going, I won't disturb you.
Chakwas: Thanks for ignoring me, you two.
Shepard: Sorry Doctor. Ashley, we really should wait ... get your hands off me!
Ashley: Only if you get yours away from the place beneath my shirt.
Shepard: Sorry, I just love to touch your soft skin there ...
Joker: Can't ... breath ... hot!

Love Boat Normandy?

[MegaBadExample]

Lol, I could always write up some more steamy elevator times, if you guys could handle it. I'll be good, I promise.

[Arcadian Legend]

CptData wrote...

I'm sure Ashley does not disapprove any steamy elevator scenes.
She simply disapproves that everyone knows about it.

Joker: Darn hot in here.
Shepard: Ash ...
Ashley: Hmmm, Skip?
Shepard: You should wait with that ... Joker is still here.
Joker: Keep going, I won't disturb you.
Chakwas: Thanks for ignoring me, you two.
Shepard: Sorry Doctor. Ashley, we really should wait ... get your hands off me!
Ashley: Only if you get yours away from the place beneath my shirt.
Shepard: Sorry, I just love to touch your soft skin there ...
Joker: Can't ... breath ... hot!

Love Boat Normandy?

If ME3's Normandy still retains the elevator (obviously it would) it needs a part where it breaks own with two characters stuck in it, just for comedies sake. 

[Mr. Brainheart]

MegaBadExample wrote...

No Brain! The steamy elevator times are dead now. DEAD. It's over, we're safe
However, I am amazed at myself for keeping that clean tbh.

You think it's over? I think it has only just begun! It's like destroying sovereign only to find out there are a thousand more reapers out there..

[MegaBadExample]

I'm having way too much fun. But It had to be done. AGAIN. Do you realize how hard it is to make this steamy and clean? Damn hard, I tell you.

Ashley: Think of the possibilities, commander.
Shepard: I’m not doing it in the damn elevator.
Ashley: C’mon.
Shepard: No.
Ashley: Let’s be bad.
Shepard: We’re in the elevator. What would the crew think if this thing is out of order for more than 40 minutes?
Ashley: That we broke it?
Shepard: Exactly.
Ashley: Damn. How can you deny me after last time?
Shepard: I think you’re loving this elevator action a little too much.
Ashley: And you're not? Not…uh, satisfied?"
Shepard: Didn’t say that.
Ashley: Then tell me what’s your problem? Not good? Too rough? I’ll be gentle.
Shepard: The problem is: we’re in the Normandy’s elevator.
Ashley: You’re no fun.
Shepard; Good. Now drop it?
Ashley: What about kissing? Is that alright?
Shepard: Kissing is fine. Just--
Ashley: I’ll keep my hands where you can see em.
Shepard: Yeah, okay, good.
Ashley: Mhmm…
Shepard: Ash, what did I just say?
Ashley: I want you. Here. And you know how I get when I want something.
Shepard: Pushy? Bossy? Stubborn?
Ashley: All of the above. *Pushes Shepard up against the wall* Now, are you gonna put up a fight or surrender, skipper?
Shepard: Pull the lever.
Ashley: You won’t regret this.

[CptData]

That's the spirit, MBE ^^

I always love elevator!action ... Ash & Shep are best

[Mr. Brainheart]

MegaBadExample wrote...

I'm having way too much fun. But It had to be done. AGAIN. Do you realize how hard it is to make this steamy and clean? Damn hard, I tell you.

, I'm not complaining...(I feel there needs to be a photomanip to go with this theme now...or a drawing.)

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 22 décembre 2011 - 02:26 .

[AllianceN7Marine]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

No Brain! The steamy elevator times are dead now. DEAD. It's over, we're safe
However, I am amazed at myself for keeping that clean tbh.

You think it's over? I think it has only just begun! It's like destroying sovereign only to find out there are a thousand more reapers out there..

Hey I'm in.
I'll write an extra steamy Directors Cut of the elevator series I did a couple of weeks ago:

Part I here: http://social.biowar...942/533#8838006
Part II here: http://social.biowar...942/534#8838379
Part III here: http://social.biowar...942/539#8842765
Part IV here: http://social.biowar...942/540#8844946
Part V here: http://social.biowar...942/542#8846979
Part VI here: http://social.biowar...942/542#8848081

[Mr. Brainheart]

AllianceN7Marine wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

No Brain! The steamy elevator times are dead now. DEAD. It's over, we're safe
However, I am amazed at myself for keeping that clean tbh.

You think it's over? I think it has only just begun! It's like destroying sovereign only to find out there are a thousand more reapers out there..

Hey I'm in.
I'll write an extra steamy Directors Cut of the elevator series I did a couple of weeks ago:

Colour me intrigued...

[MegaBadExample]

The steamy elevator should be dead. We killed it before, and we'll kill it again.

*5 MINS AFTER*

Ashley: Hey, you breathing over there? Still alive?
Shepard: Yeah. Just about.
Ashley: Having any regrets?
Shepard: None.
Ashley: Mission accomplished.
Shepard: Might have a few when I walk out this elevator and into CIC. Ask me then.
Ashley: Nah. I’ll most likely still be on this floor.
Shepard: Can’t find your feet, huh?
Ashley: Yeah…
Shepard: Me either.

Okay, that's it. I rarely do dialogues anyway. I'm not all that good at them either. Someone else can take over.

[Mr. Brainheart]

Well for what it's worth, I enjoyed your dialogues Mega, Although maybe it's a good thing you won't post them regularly, or this thread would start to exist solely of dialogues.

This page needs more Bad-Ashery!

By Deelane

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 22 décembre 2011 - 03:08 .

[Creedio]

(on my phone can't quote)
@MegaBadExample
Not that good? I love!!! your dialogues

[Arcadian Legend]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Well for what it's worth, I enjoyed your dialogues Mega, Although maybe it's a good thing you won't post them regularly, or this thread would start to exist solely of dialogues.

This page needs more Bad-Ashery!
*snip*
By Deelane

LOL

Wht not just develop 2 Cains? Then both are happy! Well, apart from their enemies.

[Aurora313]

Shepard: *Sigh*
Ashley: You're bright as ever.
Shepard: Sorry. Just alot on my mind I guess.
Ashley: The Reapres are at earth, I don't blame you.
Shepard: Let me tell you, at this current moment, the Reapers are the least of my problems.
Ashley:  ... have you been drinking again?
Shepard: No, but I honestly wish I was.
Ashley: I... don't like the sound of that. What happened?
Shepard: Got a ping last night while I was sleeping, woke me up and haven't been able to sleep since. *Taps a few keys on a datapad then gives it to Ash.*
Ashley: There's... nothing? I don't get it, why would this have you so worried?
Shepard: Look at the address.
Ashley: The address...? 'Vera-Y' - Hold on! As in 'Verity Yates'?!
Shepard: As in the woman who sent me off the deep end? Yeah.
Ashley: But I thought -?
Shepard: That she was dead? Yes. I saw her body myself.
Ashley: And you have no idea where the hell this came from?
Shepard: Her family all died on Elysium. I have no godly idea who the hell sent this.
Ashley: What do you want to do about it?
Shepard: What do you think I should do about it?
Ashley: What does that mean?
Shepard: Chasing after the ghost of a woman I used to love? Aren't you a little worried that I might slip into old habits?
Ashley: If you know what's good for you, you won't. Because I'm gonna come with you. 
Shepard: What?
Ashley: I don't know the woman that Verity was, but she was important to you. I'd rather help you close that chapter of your life so you can get your head back in the game.
Shepard: ... Thanks Ash.
Ashley: Don't mention it, Skipper. It's my job to watch your back, remember?
Shepard: My back or my ass?
Ashley: Pick. They're both so damn fine to look at.

[Mr. Brainheart]

Arcadian Legend wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Well for what it's worth, I enjoyed your dialogues Mega, Although maybe it's a good thing you won't post them regularly, or this thread would start to exist solely of dialogues.

This page needs more Bad-Ashery!
*snip*
By Deelane

LOL

Wht not just develop 2 Cains? Then both are happy! Well, apart from their enemies.

2 Cains! You've got to be joking! You can't-I mean, think of the conseque- Brilliant! That way they'll be unstoppable, unless you're talking about close range fighting...then they are screwed.

To get back to the question what to get Ash for christmas: a Cain, infact a Cain for the whole crew, except Joker, for medical reasons..

[MegaBadExample]

Creedio wrote...

(on my phone can't quote)
@MegaBadExample
Not that good? I love!!! your dialogues

Awh shucks. Thanks. I wrote them for fun, because some guys just couldn't keep quiet about this elevator craze we have going on in the Ash thread. 
I'll try to come up with something again. I just had my dinner, so nothing steamy.  

[CptData]

Guess I'll will be a rare guest the next few days. I'm going to have vacation @ home and won't have access to the internet regulary ... so keep some Ashley for me *g*

I'll hang out here for the rest of the day.


I want one of these *g*

[ADLegend21]

Aurora313 wrote...

Id say at the end of the way, Shepard's gonna need a hell of a long time to get back into a restful state. Sleep debt is a hell of a hard thing to get rid of. I speak from experience. It's a pain in the ass.

ooo this makes me wonder how Ashley would deal if she was stranded in the woods somewhere having to fend off all manner of wild creatures and sleeping with one eye open.

[MegaBadExample]

Here we go.

Shepard: The things you can persuade me to do these days…
Ashley: Give me a year, and I’ll have you naked and romancing in the middle of the citadel.
Shepard: *Raises eyebrow* You’d do that?
Ashley: *Laughs* Not a chance in hell.
Shepard: Suppose I should be relieved that you value some privacy.
Ashley: That’s a little harsh don’t you think? We’re alone in here. It’s not like anyone saw--
Shepard: Your ass.
Ashley: Don’t ruin the moment with smart-assary
Shepard: What goes around comes around.
Ashley: Are you saying I ruin the moment? I create the moment.
Shepard: You certainly do.
Ashley: You know. I think me and you go good. We just do.
Shepard: What’s this? Is the scenery bringing out your secret sensitive side?
Ashley: I know, who would’ve thought? That blank wall over there is giving me ideas, and visions of the future. I can see us, there’s you…You’ve aged terribly by the way.
Shepard: That doesn’t surprise me.
Ashley: And there’s me…
Shepard: And…?
Ashley: Hey. Question.
Shepard: Shoot.
Ashley: Have you ever stopped to think about the future? What you’ll do after all this?
Shepard: I don’t have any plans if that’s what you mean.
Ashley: We should plan that out sometime.
Shepard; We should. I want you around for the planning.
Ashley: Well, you got me. I’m here to stay.


No Data! I miss you already. =(

But it's christmas so I guess it's okay.

PS: As much as I like Ashley, I would never EVER want one of those lol

[ADLegend21]

CptData wrote...

Guess I'll will be a rare guest the next few days. I'm going to have vacation @ home and won't have access to the internet regulary ... so keep some Ashley for me *g*

I'll hang out here for the rest of the day.


I want one of these *g*

ditto.

[Mr. Brainheart]

@Data; Do want!! It's so cuute..D'aww

@Mega; '''Naked in the citadel'' Lol, for a moment there I thought you were going to take this to a wild level!

I expanded my old-west themed fiction-attempt, still not sure about it myself, thoughts? Oh and if anyone's wondering, it's about Ash and Shepard.
Dust struggling against the wind "Oh, I'm no sweetie, I assure you." Williams sneered back.

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 22 décembre 2011 - 06:16 .

[ADLegend21]

anyone who doesn't want that plushie is not a true ashley fan, jk. /sarcasm.

[Mr. Brainheart]

ADLegend21 wrote...

anyone who doesn't want that plushie is not a true ashley fan, jk. /sarcasm.

Yes, I mean, how could you reject all that cuteness!

And even if you could reject it...

I think Ashley says you want it!

[CptData]

Shepard: Ash ... Ashley ... where are you?
Ashley: *sexy voice* I'm here ... come and get me *smiles*
Shepard: Uhh ... sexy lingerie ... I let you finish, but first - pick a hand.
Ashley: John, you know how to kill any erotic.
Shepard: Sorry, Ash, it's important. Left or right?
Ashley: Hmmm ... left one!
Shepard: *shows hand*

Shepard: They had no Shepard plushies, therefore I got a Joker plushie instead.
Ashley: Awww cute ... and the other hand?
Shepard: That's a you-plushie.
Ashley: A ... what-plushie?
Shepard: An Ashley plushie. I'm not sure if I should give you that one. I love snuggling with it ...

Ashley: Mine! Please, Skip, I need that one ...
Shepard: And that's why I bought you the whole collection. I like that Mordin plushie ...
Ashley: I love you, Skipper ...
Shepard: Should get you out of that hot lingerie - before it burns your soft skin ...
Ashley: What? Now? Forget it. I need to check out those plushies ... *laughs*

[Mr. Brainheart]

^It seems like cuteness prevails even over sexytimes!

^Have to say Vega is quite good at the 'Shepard-wiggle'