Shepard: Hey Ash. Come in.
Ashley: Yeah, actually I'm here to kick you out.
Shepard: Who to what. now?
Ashley: Down in Starboard Observation, the crew's having a party.
Shepard: What? Why?
Ashley: Uh, because it's the new year this evening?
Shepard: Really? Holy sh - I didn't even realise.
Ashley: So do you want to move your ass, or do I have to drag you?
Shepard: Throw in a spanking and we have a deal.
Ashley: *punches him lightly on the shoulder* Coming, yay or nay?
Shepard: This is totally not gonna be fun.
Ashley: Oh come on!
Shepard: What? I have an addicting personality Ash. Me and drugs don't mix.
Ashley: Don't worry, there's plenty of soda and non-alcoholic stuff.
Shepard: Good. If anyone tries to slip me anything though, I'll gut them like a fish and flush their innards out the airlock.
Ashley: You're a very creepy kill joy.
Shepard: Give me ten minutes, I'll see you there *leaves for bathroom*
Ashley: *to omni-tool* Joker, abort plan. I repeat, abort plan!
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Joker: What the ****? After everything -!
Ashley: Do you want to be gutted?
Joker: ... He's a goddamned kill-joy.
Vega: What happened?
Joker: Shepard's being a sulk. Doesn't want to get drunk.
Vega: After all the planning?!
Joker: I know!
Vega: What a wuss!
Shepard: I'm listening in, you know. And I heard everything.
A+J+V: *screams/yelps*
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