ToP Ash coming right up:

By Goha7777
Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 05 janvier 2012 - 12:54 .

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 05 janvier 2012 - 12:54 .
Modifié par Ashley_SR2, 05 janvier 2012 - 01:58 .
Mr. Brainheart wrote...
By Goha7777
Aurora313 wrote...
James: *bitterly* We're back.
Ashley: Welcome back, Guy - Skipper, why is your forehead red?
Shepard: You. Do. NOT. want to know.
Ashley: ... I'm fairly certain I do.
Shepard: *twitches visibly in frustation before stalking off.*
Ashley: ... uh. Care to share?
James: We ran into someone while sitting down for a quick drink. Uh, can't remember his name. Blond, goatee.
Ashley: ... ah, I think I know where this is going...
James: He calls out to Shepard, and literally a split second later, the Commander bangs his own head on the table muttering something. Couldn't quite catch it, but it sounded foreign. I don't know.
Ashley: Probably a string of curses in gaelic. He does that from time to time.
James: I've noticed.
Ashley: And the guy's name is 'Conrad Verner'. A very... persistent fellow.
James: You know him?
Ashley: I met him once on the citadel before John was made a SpecTRe, than every time afterwards when I made SpecTRe.
James: I got the impression that he seemed a little obsessed with the Commander.
Ashley: Yeah... he sort of it. Proclaimed himself Shepard's biggest fan.
James: I think 'Biggest Stalker' describes it better.
Ashley: Yeah, I think you take 'biggest fan'.
James: Hey now. The Commander is my friend, Being a fan myself is entirely besides the point.... Ma'am!
Ashley: Uh-huh. So what happened?
James: Uh, some whining about his wife, some stupid foundation he set up and Shepard looked like he wanted me to shoot him in the head... or the guy in the head, or both. Either way, he wanted out.
Ashley: That sounds like John, heh. What happened afterwards?
James: When he finally paused to take a breath, Shepard made up something or other and we pretty much ran out of there.
Ashley: ... seriously?
James: It might have been more like power-walking, but yeah. Pretty much.
Ashley: Did he follow you?
James: We were nearly running, so... Gods, I hope not.
Ashley: Let's pray that he has-
Conrad: *barges in, smitten* Wow! This is the Normandy, it's so beautiful!!
Shepard: *double facepalm* GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!!
Aurora313 wrote...
Out of pure frustration and mental anguish. And basically, his hands were too busy to face-palm, so he used the table instead.
My shepard's an enigma even to me. I don't know what he'll do until I've written it... I know his history, but that's it.
Also, for some crappy reason, he's a paragon to Conrad... though I don't know why, shooting him in the foot is so much fun.
Modifié par CptData, 05 janvier 2012 - 02:40 .
Modifié par Aurora313, 05 janvier 2012 - 03:02 .
um...care to specify?Ashley_SR2 wrote...
@ ADLegend21 - You need to create some more "And that's why I'm a Spectre" situations for Ash (ala Page 5)
ADLegend21 wrote...
Harbinger vs Shepard Shepard's got one las thsield left then BAM Ashley presses the button and all the reapers explode.
Ash: that's why I'm a spectre.
Shepard: *swoons*
ADLegend21 wrote...
KAISHLEY!!!!!! OMG!
http://fangeek.com/2...ooks-qa-part-1/
And part three, as I seeADLegend21 wrote...
Also there's a part two for that!!!!! CAN'T WAIT.
EVEN BETTER!mineralica wrote...
And part three, as I seeADLegend21 wrote...
Also there's a part two for that!!!!! CAN'T WAIT.
ADLegend21 wrote...
KAISHLEY!!!!!! OMG!
http://fangeek.com/2...ooks-qa-part-1/
Modifié par Ashley_SR2, 05 janvier 2012 - 05:38 .