Aurora313 wrote...
@ Cpt Data.
*In an interrogation room*
Williams: My name's Major Williams, and I don't take threats lightly.
Prisoner: What the hell can you do? You're not a woman, you're a girl. And you're not a Major, stop deluding yourself.
Williams: I'm a SpecTRe, thanks. And Yes I am. As for what can I do?.... well, do you really wanna know? *Evil look*
*Much unpleasantness later*
James: You wanted to talk about something?
Shepard: Yeah. It's about the rifles we have. I thought of a way to improve the recoil - *Walks in to room, is shocked* Joan!
Williams: *looking innocent.* Yes Daddy?
Shepard: I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times. Stop. Beating up. Prisoners!
Williams: But it's so very fun...
Shepard: So is pyromania, you don't see me setting flames to everything I see.
James: Actually sir - *Shepard glares* Shutting up.
Yes, I called her 'Joan' as in 'Joan of Ark' (Spelt right?)
Aww, that's cute. Speaking of, now I wonder how many children Ash & Shepard might have if they survive the war ...
Spelling is Joan d'Arc afaik.
- Madeline (oldest daughter)
- Jane (middle daughter)
- Jeffrey (only son)
- Rebecca (youngest daughter)
Just my idea. Dunno if they pick second names or not ...
Shepard: Fine. Who was it? Who took my Widow?
Ashley: Don't look at me. It was your idea to show them the Normandy.
Shepard: Yes, Captain Williams. It was my idea ... now, where's that gun. Jeff?
Jeffrey: I don't know, Dad ... think I saw Becca with it ...
Ashley: Rebecca is four. She can't pick up a 80lbs rifle ...
Jeffrey: But I saw her with that big gun. It had a yellow circle with black triangles on it ...
Shepard: The ... Cain!
Ashley: Hope you discharged it last mission, John!
Shepard: I hope so too ... *scratches head*
Jane: Mom, Dad, there's something you need to see! Maddy said she'll put Becca in the airlock if she's not dropping that huge gun!
Ashley: It was-
Shepard: -my idea to show them the Normandy. I know, I KNOW!
Jane: I don't wanna see my sister exploding in a vacuum!
Ashley: Who told you that's going to happen, dear? And John - hope children can't open airlocks here ...!
Shepard: I hope so ...
Ashley: You better check that. And I'll have a nice talk to a young and cruel lady. Where did she get that idea from?! "Exploding in vacuum" ... your idea?
Shepard: No, think it was your's to make Joker and EDI to their babysitters ...
Ashley: I kill Joker for sure this time ...
Jeffrey: Can I do it, please?
Shepard: *facepalms*
Ashley: Saving that galaxy was easier than that ... I feel like a bad parent ... *sigh*
Shepard: Next time we'll spend our vacation NOT on the Normandy, Ash. Promised.
Jeffrey: I think it's cool here ...
Joker: *intercom* Someone please ... I can't keep Maddy busy ... argh ... Ooooow! That was my leg! That g*ddamn brat just broke my leg!
Shepard: We're both bad parents ... *sigh*
Jane: No, you're the best dad - and you, mommy, you're the best mom in the galaxy!
Ashley: And that reminds me why I wanted children *smiles*
Joker: *intercom* SHEPARD!!!
Shepard: And that reminds me that I'm better in saving the galaxy than being a dad ... *sigh*