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[Mr. Tanner]

Aurora313 wrote...

Ashley: And, I thought that I was going to die, I remembered the psalms. You know, when people have nothing else they fall back on their faith.
Shepard: Right.
Ashley: The one verse that kept popping into my mind was 'The lord is my Shepard'.
Shepard: ... *trying not to smirk*
Ashley: And... what?
Shepard: No, nothing.
Ashley: What?
Shepard: Nothing at all.
Ashley: .... you're a bastard.
Shepard: True on both counts, but come on. It's not often that your girlfriend calls you 'God'.
Ashley: That's not what I mean.
Shepard: Coulda fooled me.
Ashley: ... Tell me, Dear John - do you value the content on your pants? Cause I'm gonna cut them off if you keep this up.
Shepard: That would make this relationship very boring, don't you think?
Ashley: Jonathan!
Shepard: I'm sorry, but you're making this far too easy.
Ashley: Why do I even both with you?
Shepard: Because you love me so desperately.
Ashley: Yeah - I'm starting to think that I have issues.
Shepard: You're sleeping with an undead guy; who has an entire species worth of information stored in his brain; who slew more than a couple of mythological races and has an ego the size of a planet... and you're only just now wondering if you have issues?

I would probably fall out of my chair laughing if this came up in the game.

[Aurora313]

As would I, friend. As would I.
Then I'd go over to BIOWARE and demand to be put on their writing team

[Mr. Tanner]

^^^Yea, I think Bioware is starting to drift too far from humor in their games. I miss JE and ME where I laughed far more often. Though ME2 did have some good ones.

[Aurora313]

Ashley: Eww. What's this?
Shepard: What's what?
Ashley: This. *shows him room filled with half-disected husks and so on. She shivers.* Eww...
Shepard: Huh.
Ashley: That's it? Just.... 'huh'?
Shepard: That's slightly morbid and creepifying.
Ashley: Only 'slightly'.
Shepard: Would you rather I just ****** myself with horror? Or do you want me to toss a frag in there, blow it all to hell and we can forget about it.
Ashley: I vote option B, please.
Shepard: *pulls out frag.* Fire in the hole.

[redbaron76]

Aurora you have outdone your self again. That was just perfect. Was that cerberus base they blew up, I hope.

[Aurora313]

*bows* Thank you very much.

And I really hope it actually shows up in the game. Or maybe even a hillarious lover's spat makes it way into a firefight and Ashley+Shepard are arguing over something while fighting off hordes of enemies. Or Ash is yelling at him for dying the first time and Shepard's being a smartass to her (think LotSB dialogue during the car chase.)

Modifié par Aurora313, 23 janvier 2012 - 02:12 .

[redbaron76]

@ Aurora if your scenario in your last post happens I hardly think that enemies have any chance against ash and shepard in that case.

[Clone 071]

Bwahaha, that would be brilliant if BioWare implemented some of this dialogue you're coming up with. If Shepard started being that kind of smartass to Ash, I would fall over laughing.

[Aurora313]

God have mercy on their enemies... hell, between being destroyed and having to deal with Shepley while having a lover's spat - I think the Reapers would WANT to be destroyed. Lol.

[Aurora313]

@ Clone. I'd also love it if Bioware would include my character into Mass Effect 3. Alas, I doubt it would happen.

[redbaron76]

Hell yes. Shepley is a very dangerous reaper killing pair. Not to mention occassional cerberus guy they kill on the side. @ Aurora do you have any actual fanfics out there in fanfiction, I would like to start reading them.

[Aurora313]

I used to, and I'm planning to have more again, but not at the moment. Not for a few weeks. I've got to finish off my term this week, and I'm going on a family holiday this friday. I won't have time to do any between now and then. (Don't think that'll stop me from trying though).

I do have a few half-written ones on my laptop, but they're just snippets in my head. Nothing I consider post-worthy.

Modifié par Aurora313, 23 janvier 2012 - 02:29 .

[Clone 071]

Aurora313 wrote...

God have mercy on their enemies... hell, between being destroyed and having to deal with Shepley while having a lover's spat - I think the Reapers would WANT to be destroyed. Lol.

Lol, yes! That's probably the solution that will drive them back into dark space. 

[Aurora313]

@Clone.

IKR?!?!

[redbaron76]

@ Aurora thanks for the info. And keep up with dialogues. They are very good.

[Aurora313]

This is a short one on my older fan fiction account. When the 2011 demo came out. It's not that long. Just a few hundred words.
http://www.fanfictio...059743/1/Pickup

Back with my first Shepard (an earthborn named 'Carter')

edit: Also before I decided that Admiral Kaine was Spacer Shepard's father. I just needed a harsh sounding name at the time and 'Caine' fit the bill.

Modifié par Aurora313, 23 janvier 2012 - 02:43 .

[redbaron76]

That works.

[Aurora313]

Shepard: So we just have to hack this door, seal it behind us then we're free and clear.
Ashley: That's the plan?
Shepard: That's about it. *Pfzzt! Door-panel shorts* Or not.
Ashley: Did you just break it?
Shepard: I think I broke it.
Ashley: 'You broke it'? The panel just shorted out. I'd say you pretty much destroyed it.
Shepard: Ok, old fashion way.
Ashley: What's the old fashion-?
Shepard: *Tries manual release - but the lever breaks.* ... Huh.
Ashley: Oh for god's sake.
Shepard: I'm pissed now. *pulls fist back and punches the inside of the panel*
Ashley: Oh yeah, like punching it would *Door slams open* ... work.
Shepard: *shakes out hand* You were saying?
Ashley: If the door's jammed open, how are we going to seal -
Shepard: *tossing a frag grenade in his hand.*
Ashley: - I like how you think.
Shepard: What can I say? I love explosions. And this is gonna be a big one.
Ashley: What makes you think... *Looks around, there's explosive barrels all over the room.* You know what? I take it back. I LOVE how you think.
Shepard: Yes, well. Everyone loves an eccentric pyromaniac.

Modifié par Aurora313, 23 janvier 2012 - 06:00 .

[Clone 071]

Aurora313 wrote...

Shepard: So we just have to hack this door, seal it behind us then we're free and clear.
Ashley: That's the plan?
Shepard: That's about it. *Pfzzt! Door-panel shorts* Or not.
Ashley: Did you just break it?
Shepard: I think I broke it.
Ashley: 'You broke it'? The panel just shorted out. I'd say you pretty much destroyed it.
Shepard: Ok, old fashion way.
Ashley: What's the old fashion-?
Shepard: *Tries manual release - but the lever breaks.* ... Huh.
Ashley: Oh for god's sake.
Shepard: I'm pissed now. *pulls fist back and punches the inside of the panel*
Ashley: Oh yeah, like punching it would *Door slams open* ... work.
Shepard: *shakes out hand* You were saying?
Ashley: If the door's jammed open, how are we going to seal -
Shepard: *tossing a frag grenade in his hand.*
Ashley: - I like how you think.
Shepard: What can I say? I love explosions. And this is gonna be a big one.
Ashley: What makes you think... *Looks around, there's explosive barrels all over the room.* You know what? I take it back. I LOVE how you think.
Shepard: Yes, well. Everyone loves an eccentric pyromaniac.

Amen, Shepard!  Now that's great stuff.

[wellactually12]

Question for all:

I actually own a kinect and I was wondering what should I command ashley to do?

edit: just fyi she's my main loyal romance on my main (paragon) shep.

Modifié par wellactually12, 23 janvier 2012 - 06:39 .

[Errol Dnamyx]

A barrel roll.

[redbaron76]

Anything is possible, just wandering what kind of limits will be imposed for kinect in ME 3.

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

As would I, friend. As would I.
Then I'd go over to BIOWARE and demand to be put on their writing team

Lets make us a team and I concur. You're the best ^^

"The Lord is my Shepard." - by Ashley M. Williams.
Like Lazarus he was brought back from the dead,
not touched by the Messiah,
but tainted by the Fiend.
Twisted by fate, destroyed by time,
still with me, not with me, not himself,
and still his face reminds me of him.
My love is with Shepard.

"The Lord is my Shepard", the Bible says.
...
Ashley: Drop it. Drop that Datapad, Skipper!
Shepard: Okay ... guess it's too late. Didn't know you were writing poems.
Ashley: A woman needs her secrets. And I'm bad ... never intended to show you that stuff.
Shepard: Think it's touching. You never told me you still feel awkward when looking in my face.
Ashley: What gives you that idea?
Shepard: "Still with me, not with me, not himself, and still his face reminds me of him"
Ashley: That's part of the poem, ...
Shepard: It tells a lot of the writer, Ash. And this one is new - you wrote it last night.
Ashley: It's part of my project, okay? I'm writing a book ...
Shepard: You do? Is there more already?
Ashley: Yes ... err ... no. Not really. Have some ideas, but that's the only thing I wrote down already. Took long enough. I'm not good at this.
Shepard: It sounds promising. Mind to tell me what the book is about?
Ashley: Doesn't matter anymore. You saw that stuff and ... I really don't know if I should continue it.
Shepard: You shouldn't stop working at it.
Ashley: And you can't force me writing that book.
Shepard: I could give you some of my work ...
Ashley: God no ... *laughs* ... the last time I read one of your poems it was killing!
Shepard: I'm not talking about poems. Read this:
She was a soldier, proud and stong, her outside hardened by battle, protecting her vulnerable self. I saw her the first time on Eden Prime, this woman. Together we fought the Geth, recovered the Prothean beacon - and at the end of the next day, I was fallen for her. Love strikes hard, when you're least expecting.
Ashley: Promising. And ... surprising. Didn't know you had feelings for me that early, Skipper ...
Shepard: Didn't know that either at that time. I realized it - much later. When I was dying ...
Ashley: Sorry ... didn't want to offend you.
Shepard: No offense taken. There's more than those few lines.
Ashley: It's too much to read for now, Skip. Mind to tell me why you're working at that stuff?
Shepard: No idea. Just had the feeling I have to write it down.
Ashley: I know when you're lying, hmm?
Shepard: No secrets for John, Ash?
Ashley: Nope. Now spit it out, Skipper.
Shepard: *sigh* It's part of a really, really long tribute to you. I scrapped it a while ago and was thinking about re-using it in a fictional story.
Ashley: I pretend you're telling the truth. Still can't believe it.
Shepard: It is the truth. Had to show you some work so you continue your own.
Ashley: It's inspiring, sure ... but I don't want to write that book anymore.
Shepard: Why not?
Ashley: Because no one is going to read that stuff. Written by a selfish little woman with selfish thoughts on the Hero of the galaxy.
Shepard: You won't find out if you don't write that book.
Ashley: And I don't wanna know.
Shepard: You do. Deep in your heart you want to write that book.
Ashley: No, Sir, I don't think so.
Shepard: You're lying.
Ashley: I'm not!
Shepard: You do. Whenever you lie your left brow is twitching a bit.
Ashley: Wait ... I do that?
Shepard: Yes. Now sit down, grab your datapad and write that damn book!
Ashley: Is that an order, Sir?
Shepard: It's an appeal. C'mon Ash, I know you want to do this. You're not giving up that easily - especially not when it comes to your feelings.
Ashley: God knows I hate you *smirks*.
Shepard: No - God hates me. After all he send me back to you. *laughs*
Ashley: You ass! *playful smile*
Shepard: Just write that book, okay? At least one is going to read it. Maybe two.
Ashley: Who's the second one?
Shepard: Joker. He's a big Ashley fan I heard ...
Ashley: Riiiight. And I'm your grandma.
Shepard: Then you're a darn sexy grandma.
Ashley: Ugh, shut up and get lost. Have to write a book ...
Shepard: Sure thing. See you in the CIC then.
Ashley: See you, John.

Modifié par CptData, 23 janvier 2012 - 08:01 .

[Aurora313]

I honestly prefered 'Don't worry, Shepard. I'll protect you...'. I personally dislike it because it feels like it's making fun of my name as well as Ashley's. For those who don't know, my family name is also Williams.

@Data. I love it. And is it silly that I can actually imagine something like that happening in game?

Modifié par Aurora313, 23 janvier 2012 - 08:40 .