Clone 071 wrote...
Bah, that would be hilarious if Shepard only replied to Ash only when she addresses him as "Skipper".
Shepard's definitely sleeping on the couch now.
Edit: ^Scratch that, he's sleeping on the couch for a week if he pulled a stunt like that.
The funny part of that is: Shepard -works- like that. He's dead serious when it comes to "the job", but like everyone he needs something to stay balanced. Means: a serious dude needs to be funny from time to time. Since Shepard is a dead serious man in the field, he's also a dead funny dude off duty.
Can sense him playing some pranks when he's not depressed, sad or something.
Ashley: God ... do you know where my pants are?
Shepard: Nope? Last time I saw them you just took them off ...
Ashley: You know what I'm talking about. Where are they? I need them in five, there's a meeting with Admiral Kaine this morning ...
Shepard: A meeting with my dad? And you didn't tell me?
Ashley: I did. Yesterday. But obviously you were more interested in undressing your lady than listening to her.
Shepard: Stuff happens *smirks*
Ashley: Now help me finding those pants. I don't wanna run down into my own cabin with nothing but those panties.
Shepard: I can't help you, Ash, it looks as if you lost the pants in our relationship *snickers*
Ashley: I warn you, Skipper: one more pants-joke and you'll sleep alone next night.
Shepard: So I can't get in your pants again? That's not fair.
Ashley: That's it. You're sleeping alone tonight.
Shepard: Seriously?
Ashley: Dead serious.
Shepard: Can I do anything to change your mind?
Ashley: Yep. You could help me finding those pants.
Shepard: *does something* TA-DAAAAA: your pants!
Ashley: Why am I not surprised ... I changed my mind, Skip.
Shepard: I'm glad you'll spend next night with me again, Ash ...
Ashley: Actually, you'll have to spend that next week alone. Full seven days alone. No Ash. No snuggling. And definitely no sex.
Shepard: That's not fair, I found your pants!
Ashley: Wouldn't have to search for them if you hadn't take them away. Your fault, Mister.
Shepard: But ...
Ashley: My last word. And I'll have a nice talk with your dad about you ... *evil smile*
Shepard: You won't ...
Ashley: It's all your fault, Skip. See you in the CIC. *still evil smile*
Modifié par CptData, 23 janvier 2012 - 01:38 .