Joker: Ahaha! Oh man, this is rich!
Vega: This is what they're talking about now?
Joker: Ah, people are so slow. That's been going on for like... forever.
Vega: How long exactly?
Joker: Uh, After Ilos it was really noticeable, but they were making goggly eyes at each other since after Eden Prime.
Vega: The SR1's first mission, huh? Off the record, Shepard's got damn good tastes.
Shepard: You talking about beer?
Vega: Uh -
Joker: We're just talking about the broadcasts going on?
Shepard: What broadcasts?
Vega: You're kidding?
Joker: You haven't been paying attention to the news?
Shepard: It's not news, it's advertising.
Joker: Yes, well you're the hot spot this week.
Shepard: What? They put my face on another 'Universe's Most Desirable Bachelor' article?
Vega: Uh, not sir. Here.
Ashley: Oh. You guys looking at something scandalous. It better not be porn.
Joker: No, no. God no! It's this stupid feature on the Westerland news. Wanna watch?
Ashley: Meh, I'm game.
TV: ...Humanity's second SpecTRe; Alliance Lieutenant Commander Williams, has often looked up to her predecessor, the now Major Shepard with pride and admiration. But now, her sights seemed to be set on something more. Granddaughter of Admiral James Williams - the only human ever to surrender to an alien force - is she genuine in her bids to avenge her grandfather's dishonoured name? Or is she simply a gold digging opportunist? Details at 11.
Shepard: ... What the sh!t?
Vega: That was horrible.
Joker: I said it was bad.
Ashley: *seething.* John?
Shepard: Yeah..?
Ashley: Your father's still an Admiral, right?
Shepard: Last time I checked.
Ashley: Excuse me, I gotta make a vid call.
*Ash walks away.*
Vega: ... uh. Is she going to be alright?
Joker: I'd say she's upset.
Shepard: No, she's pissed off. And I have to deal with the fallout. Joy.
Vega: So, she's going to call your father in the military to do... what?
Shepard: Anything from asking for an arrest warrent to asking how his day is?
Joker: Who is your dad anyway?
Shepard: Admiral Malcolm Kaine.
Vega: Wha - Kaine as in the 'IRON Kaine'?
Shepard: Did I stutter?
Joker: No wonder you're such a sadist. It must of been hell having him as a Dad.
Shepard: No. I'm a sadist because it's fun. And no, he's a pretty fun guy. Just wasn't there. Military dad, ya know?
Ashley: Ok, that's taken care of.
Shepard: What did you do?
TV: Breaking news, Reporter Khasild bin Ajalani has been arrest for suspicions of corruption and sedition. More news replacing our story at eleven.
Joker: *whistles*
Vega: Haha! I love it!
Ashley: That's better.
Shepard: Wow. I didn't know Dad could do that. I would have done it sooner if I knew I could.
Ashley: Oh yes, well. A woman has her ways.
Modifié par Aurora313, 26 janvier 2012 - 09:29 .