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[Aurora313]

Actually I'm just fatigued. I've got nothing in my head right now. (oh, and I got an extension on that last assignment)


Pierce: Oh... my GOD~!!
Shepard: WHA-!?
Ashley: What's wrong?
EDI:Ash: What's the matter with you, Rox?
Pierce: Ohmygod! There's two of you! *snatches John's collar* Can I have one!?
Ashley: O.O
EDI:Ash: *raised eyebrow*
Shepard: ... O///O.
Pierce: Please! Please! Please! Please!
Ashley: Yeah John!
EDI: Ash: Let her have one of us, please?

Shepard: Oh Chr - Will you women Stop it! Ther'es only so many cold showers I can have in the space of ten minutes! 

Modifié par Aurora313, 27 janvier 2012 - 12:42 .

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

CptData wrote...

Slow thread is slow ... Aurora is busy with her stuff I guess ^^

Since it's official now ...

EDI: Like my new body?
Ashley: Hmm ... I'm indifferent, EDI. It looks nice and such ... but definitely could use some stuffing here and there.
EDI: Specify.
Ashley: First of all, your face isn't feminine enough. You might make it a bit rounder ... like ... mine.
EDI: I understand. So I should look a bit more like you?
Ashley: Hey ... you just gave me an idea, EDI. You should look like me - act like me ... I just wanna test Skipper ...
EDI: Playing a prank to Shepard? I like jokes!
Ashley: I know. Here's the plan ...

*later*

*Doorbell rings*
Shepard: Come in, Ashley.
Ashley: Hey Skip. Hope you remember our date?
Shepard: Of course. Just gimme five and we can go.
Ashley: Fine ... I'm waiting here.
Shepard: Hang on, need to go to my bathroom first ...

*Shepard enters bathroom, EDI!Ash comes in*
*a bit later*

Shepard: Sooo ... I'm done. Ashley, we can g- ... woah?!
Ashley: Is something wrong?
EDI!Ash: What's up?
Shepard: Wait ... I'm not drunk, right? Why can I see TWO Ashleys?!
Ashley: This is a dream, Skipper. We're here ...
EDI:Ash: ... to make you feel good enough ...
Ashley: ... This isn't going to be a date, Skip ...
EDI:Ash: ... you're going to have us tonight ...
Shepard: Wait, stop, STOP! That's not funny. EDI, who's that second Ashley? Some VI?
EDI!SR2: Negative. Second Ashley appears to be Ashley. Identity confirmed. Williams, Ashley Madeline, S1, registry number-
Shepard: Okay, okay. Two Ashleys. Two times the fun, ey? I'm not buying this, Ash - whoever you are.
EDI!Ash: I'm Ash. Can't you see it?
Ashley: And I'm Ash too. Remember, this is a dream ...
EDI!SR2: You're dreaming, Shepard ... let the dream happen ... let the dream happen ...
Ashley: Let it happen!
EDI!Ash: I feel good enough with you, John.
Ashley: Make us feel good enough.
EDI!Ash: Oh Captain, my Captain ...
Ashley: ... .let it happen ...
Shepard: I'm awake, I'm awake ... *closes eyes - opens eyes again* ... still two Ashleys ... ARGH! Sorry you two, definitely need to take a cold shower ... definitely ...

*Shepard flees into bathroom*

Ashley: *whispers* EDI, good job. Better wait outside now.
EDI!Ash: Understood.

*EDI!Ashley leaves the cabin*
*Shepard returns*

Ashley: Hey Skipper. Everything alright - you look worried?
Shepard: Yeah ... I'm okay ... just a bad dream ... a bad one. Must fell asleep or something ... but it felt so real.
Ashley: Mind to tell me about that dream?
Shepard: It was awkward. That's everything. Maybe I'm just overworked or so. Saw two Ashleys. And both wanted ... yeah ... do it. Threesome. Ashley + Ashley + me.
Ashley: Nasty ... as if I would do it.
Shepard: Uhh ... yeah. Like the miniskirt thing.
Ashley: Yeah, like that.
Shepard: Thank god that dream is over. I'm done - ready for a date, Ashley?
Ashley: Ready as ever. C'mon, Skip, you wasted enough time already. *smiles*
Shepard: Lets go then.

*Both leave room and go to observation deck*

Shepard: So, here we are. Hope you like it.
Ashley: It's wonderful ...
EDI:Ash: Indeed, it is ... now ... let it happen, John!
Shepard: O.O

LMFAO!!!! XD XD

Cpt Data, you have just won the thread! That is totally something I could see Ashley doing! 

Though, I think I would have ended it with just regular Ashley working "let it happen" into a sentence instead of having EDIAsh again. But anyway, LOVED IT! 

[CptData]

Uhh, thank you ... this was entirely random. Was bored to hell since lack of work @ work.

Have an Ashley:

[Clone 071]

Haha, funny dialogue, CptData! Shepard would never see that coming.


Heh, at least I'm not the only one who does this. :innocent:

Modifié par Clone 071, 27 janvier 2012 - 01:51 .

[Complistic]

Clone 071 wrote...

Bah, that EDI-bot is a joke full of bull. Nothing more.

It's way more believable than the other one.

[Clone 071]

Heh, that's true. My only problem with an EDI-bot is that every time I have my back turned, I'm expecting Joker to dry hump that thing. Much rather prefer her original form.

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Argh! Damn it! *sucks on bleeding finger.*
Ashley: Cut yourself again?
Shepard: *Pulls finger away to inspect wound* Yeah, damn craft blade slipped.
Ashley: I'll get a band-aid. Just run it under some water or something.
Shepard: Get two. Ow. Fudgeberrys, that hurts.
Ashley: 'Fudge berries'? Really?
Shepard: Trying to cut on the swearing.
Ashley: I understand that, but... 'fudge berries'?
Shepard: ... bite me.
Ashley: Careful, I just might.
Shepard: Oh, ha-ha.
Ashley: Anyway, just how many scars have you got on your hands now?
Shepard: Before or after waking up?
Ashley: After.
Shepard: Too many to count.
Ashley: All gallant war wounds no doubt?
Shepard: Yes, while trying to conquer the treacherous horde of plastic models. Heh. I swear, the first week after I woke up, my hands were covered in cuts. Not because I was fighting but because I was trying to build those damned models! Problem was my fingers weren't working quite right. Felt numb and I couldn't grip anything that well.
Ashley: I don't want to know.
Shepard: What? My muscles were't working properly yet... what did you think I meant?
Ashley: Oh... No, never mind. It's nothing.
Shepard: O.o ... O-kay.... Weirdo.
Ashley: Look who's talking, whack-job.

Modifié par Aurora313, 27 janvier 2012 - 02:54 .

[Clone 071]

... Wow, Ash. You definitely went there. 

[Vertigo_1]

twitter.com/#!/PatrickWeekes/status/162754683839070208
"Will Ashley be more open and light hearted towards aliens this time around?"

"She's a lifelong soldier, so she's skeptical of everyone. But she has definitely grown more mature as a person."

Modifié par Vertigo_1, 27 janvier 2012 - 05:47 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

Vertigo_1 wrote...

twitter.com/#!/PatrickWeekes/status/162754683839070208
"Will Ashley be more open and light hearted towards aliens this time around?"

"She's a lifelong soldier, so she's skeptical of everyone. But she has definitely grown more mature as a person."

It's interesting how tweets like this don't really answer the question, maybe it isn't a blunt yes or no, but she gets along with them better on a professional basis but not on a personal basis?

[Complistic]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Vertigo_1 wrote...

twitter.com/#!/PatrickWeekes/status/162754683839070208
"Will Ashley be more open and light hearted towards aliens this time around?"

"She's a lifelong soldier, so she's skeptical of everyone. But she has definitely grown more mature as a person."

It's interesting how tweets like this don't really answer the question, maybe it isn't a blunt yes or no, but she gets along with them better on a professional basis but not on a personal basis?

I think it means she's going to remain her skeptical self (yay) but you're not going to get so much jealousy or she won't be expressing her skepticism as often. 

[Clone 071]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Vertigo_1 wrote...

twitter.com/#!/PatrickWeekes/status/162754683839070208
"Will Ashley be more open and light hearted towards aliens this time around?"

"She's a lifelong soldier, so she's skeptical of everyone. But she has definitely grown more mature as a person."

It's interesting how tweets like this don't really answer the question, maybe it isn't a blunt yes or no, but she gets along with them better on a professional basis but not on a personal basis?

Yeah, really. Oh, well. At least some information about her is better than nothing.

[Funkcase]

I hope the character developement with did with Ash and Kaidan does import in some small way atleast, I mean you could make Ash trust Aliens and make Kaidan not trust them.

[CptData]

Ashley's thread must not leave page one of ME3!character forum!

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Hey Ash, wake up.
Ashley: *grumbles* Yeah?
Shepard: Uh, ok. I got to go on a solo mission. And I'll ve gone for two weeks.
Ashley: Two Weeks?!
Shepard: Yeah, I'm really bummbed about it too. (not sarcastic) I just thought I 'd wake you up on my way out. I'd rather a proper goodbye this time, not just leaving a note. I hate that.
Ashley: But two weeks!
Shepard: I know. It sucks.
Ashley: Can I come?
Shepard: Are you an infiltrator?
Ashley: Rats.
Shepard: I guess you'll just have to find something else to cuddle.
Ashley: Fiiiine. I'll see if I can find that stupid Bishie doll.
Shepard: Which?
Ashley: You know, the little bishie doll of you? The one you survived a war with half of Omega just to buy.
Shepard: Uh yeah.... I still couldn't find an 'Ash' one. *sadfaces*
Ashley: When do you leave?
Shepard: About fifteen minutes.
Ashley: Long enough. *pounces him*

[CptData]

You remember the Plushies? ^^
Awww that's cute.

And why has Shep to go for two weeks? Any details on his mission?

[redbaron76]

Well Aurora is at it again. Suprised that her ash is not knocked up the way she pounces on shepard. Good job as usual, aurora.

[Aurora313]

How do you know, she isnt? :-D

And I'm on holidays, gone to North coast. Be gone for 2 weeks. I might have an internet maybe, but I'm not counting on it. Will be lurking in my mobile.

[CptData]

Ahh I see. Have some nice holidays then, Aurora. We're going to miss you :'(

[Aurora313]

I'll have an Ash story waiting for you guys when I yet back. A sequel to the sniper shot Ash. (Dont worry. All important persons live.)

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Complistic wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Vertigo_1 wrote...

twitter.com/#!/PatrickWeekes/status/162754683839070208
"Will Ashley be more open and light hearted towards aliens this time around?"

"She's a lifelong soldier, so she's skeptical of everyone. But she has definitely grown more mature as a person."

It's interesting how tweets like this don't really answer the question, maybe it isn't a blunt yes or no, but she gets along with them better on a professional basis but not on a personal basis?

I think it means she's going to remain her skeptical self (yay) but you're not going to get so much jealousy or she won't be expressing her skepticism as often. 

I seriously hope not!!!

I love that about her! I love that she says whatever the hell is on her mind.

[seirhart]

that is one of my biggest problems with ash is that she says what ever is on her mind, and I hope that is gone in 3. I also didn't like her poems that she did or what ever it is, cause everytime I heard her say those stuff I just wanted to tell her to shutup about the poems.

Modifié par seirhart, 28 janvier 2012 - 02:04 .

[Complistic]

oh man this guy.


though i can agree that should she should act a little more professional at times. During briefings and such.

[seirhart]

Complistic wrote...

oh man this guy.


though i can agree that should she should act a little more professional at times. During briefings and such.

Thats all I want, it took me awhile to like her but still even though I liker her I just wish she would act more professional than she does