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[CptData]

Nope. ME3 happens approx 6 months after ME2. Given the the fact Vancouver is sun-bathed in ME3, it should be summer 2186 or something. That makes Ashley 28 years old, Aurora.

I did the math. ^^



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Modifié par CptData, 29 janvier 2012 - 10:16 .

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

you people fail at sarcasm recognition!

notice the misspelled  word and the winky face! lolz

buuuuut, if you wanna go into it...

1. B/C ARMOR > OUTFIT  ... lmao

2. Even if she is in front of a poster, the point is supposed to be that she is in battle and what should she be wearing in battle? ... armor. 

I wasn't even hating on it or anything, I was just making light of the outfit/armor thing. It's an amazing piece of art.
*sigh*

Did you just miss my playing into your sarcasm with a ludricous reply in defense of the outfit? Or am I currently missing  the sarcasm in this comment that replies to my recognition of the sarcasm in your previous comment?

Anyway Ashley didn't bother to get into armour just because a fan wanted to take a picture of her in front of a poster so he or she could later make a painting of said picture.

OH GOD, I FAIL AT SARCASM RECOGNITION TOO!!!!!

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

EDIT: I didn't need to post that twice site! It was not that important...

yes, yes it was!!! 

[Cossack72]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

you people fail at sarcasm recognition!

notice the misspelled  word and the winky face! lolz

buuuuut, if you wanna go into it...

1. B/C ARMOR > OUTFIT  ... lmao

2. Even if she is in front of a poster, the point is supposed to be that she is in battle and what should she be wearing in battle? ... armor. 

I wasn't even hating on it or anything, I was just making light of the outfit/armor thing. It's an amazing piece of art.
*sigh*

Did you just miss my playing into your sarcasm with a ludricous reply in defense of the outfit? Or am I currently missing  the sarcasm in this comment that replies to my recognition of the sarcasm in your previous comment?

Anyway Ashley didn't bother to get into armour just because a fan wanted to take a picture of her in front of a poster so he or she could later make a painting of said picture.

OH GOD, I FAIL AT SARCASM RECOGNITION TOO!!!!!

Sarcasmception

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[Aurora313]

Ok. Whatever. I don't have an actual timetable on me. I wrote that from memory. Sorry. :-P

Here's a new one.
Ashley: *wakes up slowly* ... Where the hell am I?
Shepard: *walks in carrying a tray of breakfast* Oh, you're awake. 'bout time sleepy head.
Ashley: John where are we?
Shepard: You don't remember?
Ashley: No, not really. All I remember is getting back to the Normandy and you pestering me to pack a back. I remember passing out on the bed.
Shepard: Yeah, it was a pretty hard mission, but I didst think you were that tired. Hell, you probably needed this just as much as I do. Now shut up and eat your breakfast, Commander. *places tray in front of her.*
Ashley: are those... Pancakes?!
Shepard: Yep. Using my mum'a recipe. I'll be back with coffee.
Ashley: *grabs him* stay here with me? *puppy-dog eyes* please?
Shepard: But coffee...!
Ashley: Ok, let me put it another way. *rips at his collar and pulls him into hungry kiss.* Stay, that an order.
Shepard: I somehow get the feeling that you want something else for breakfast.
Ashley: * giggles* What gave it away?

[CptData]

You know, Aurora, you're the very reason why I think Ashley and Shepard have a very ... sex-driven love. Guess it has to do with Ashley's "hellcat attitude". Or since Shepard had to wait several months before he could get his hands back on Ashley's delicious body.

Joker: Great. They're late again.
Miranda: Seems so. Since Williams returned to the Normandy, Shepard seems to enjoy his cabin a bit too much.
Joker: Not everyone enjoys doing it in the engine room, Miranda.
Miranda: Very funny. Just because I had a weak moment with you ...
Joker: Don't let EDI hear that. She's so jealous.
EDI: I heard that, Jeff.
Joker: Great.
Miranda: I could help you to get over her ...
Joker: No, thanks, I'm not a big fan of broken ribs. And we definitely need Shepard back in the CIC.
Miranda: Hopefully with pants.
Joker: Yeah. He definitely should get used to them. Last time he came back from a "night with Ashley" he had no pants. *shudders*
Miranda: Guess that Williams lady is making him insane.
Joker: She definitely makes this ship to a love boat or something.
Miranda: Speaking of love ... did I ever mention you're handsome?
Joker: The ladies have a tendency to say that ... so ... yes, thank you.
Miranda: *sigh*
EDI: Hands off!

[Mr. Brainheart]

xxSgt_Reed_24xx wrote...

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Did you just miss my playing into your sarcasm with a ludricous reply in defense of the outfit? Or am I currently missing  the sarcasm in this comment that replies to my recognition of the sarcasm in your previous comment?

Anyway Ashley didn't bother to get into armour just because a fan wanted to take a picture of her in front of a poster so he or she could later make a painting of said picture.

OH GOD, I FAIL AT SARCASM RECOGNITION TOO!!!!!

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

EDIT: I didn't need to post that twice site! It was not that important...

yes, yes it was!!! 

Aww, no don't be like that! afterall, you only had three hours of sleep, it's hard to  pick up on sarcasm in text with no emoticons and that kind of stuff and you like to argue!

@Cossack:   *Tries to not say the blindingly obvious thing to say*

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 29 janvier 2012 - 10:51 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard has 2 years to catch up on. And I'm almost certain that both of them don't exactly mind it. Good way to work of stress considering their jobs and all.

Shepard doesn't exactly mind it I don't think.

[CptData]

^ I'm sure he doesn't. Heck with it, what man refuses to have a "friendly close contact" with Ashley? Even some women seem to fall for her ^^

Miranda got DAT ASS

Ashley got DEM LIPS!

[Aurora313]

I'm sure that the relationship would be more 'tender' and less 'sex-driven' closer to the end of the game. Think about how high stress the job is. Need to help get rid of it somehow. It's a good a way as any.

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

I'm sure that the relationship would be more 'tender' and less 'sex-driven' closer to the end of the game. Think about how high stress the job is. Need to help get rid of it somehow. It's a good a way as any.

Oh I'm sure it is. *cough* 'xperience' *cough*

Na, dunno if Shepley will get less physical once the war is over. They seem to enjoy it, it's not just stress relief for them. However, they might use that extra spare time to explore the romantic part of their love even more. I can see them dating quite often, dancing, gazing into sunset or stars, lying in the gras, talking about their past, their now and their future ... such stuff.

In short: I can see them with a truly fulfilling relationship. One that simply doesn't get old.

[Aurora313]

James. What the hell is going on?
Shepard: Joker. Why are we turning around?
Ashley: Have we been scrubbed?
Joker: Got priority 1 message from Arcturus.
Ashley: What?
Shepard: Who ordered it?
Joker: Dunno. No name attached.
James: Sir. What are you doing?
Shepard: Something I swore not to do. *taps the comms console*
Ashley: Calling the -
Shepard: Yeah, I am.
James: *whispering to Ash* Whose he calling?
Ashley: Admiral -
Kaine: Admiral Kaine speaking - Oh, its you, Lad.
Shepard: Someone's scrubbed our missions. That you?
Kaine: I'm aware of it, but I can't help you.
Ashley: What? you're kidding!
Kaine: Sorry you two. It's out of my hands.
Shepard: Admiral, I have never asked you for anything before. I am asking now.
Kaine: Hands are tied. Ask Anderson.
Ashley+Shepard: What?!!
Kaine: Kaine out.
James: that's Admiral Kaine!
Joker: How the hell do you know Kaine?!
Ashley: Your old man is useless.
Shepard: By god is he ever.
Ashley: *walks off with Shepard* So we're all suited up with no where to go.
Shepard: Yep.
James: *to Joker* Did the Commander just call Kaine Loco's 'old man'?
Joker: I'm pretty sure she did...
James: Wow...
Joker: ... sucks to be him...
James: Kaine or Locomotives or both?
Joker: Yes.

[Aurora313]

Lol. Sorry. Messed it up again. My phone kind of sucks.

[Wifflebottom]

So I don't feel like reading through 644 pages for an answer but is there a reason Ash wears a catsuit instead of armor, other than obviously Miranda-fying her like all teh other femalez. But would femShep get to wear something like that because I could imagine maybe a biotic femShep wearing something similar

[Complistic]

Wifflebottom wrote...

So I don't feel like reading through 644 pages for an answer but is there a reason Ash wears a catsuit instead of armor, other than obviously Miranda-fying her like all teh other femalez. But would femShep get to wear something like that because I could imagine maybe a biotic femShep wearing something similar

Ashley has armor


and her jacket isn't anything at all like miranda's cat suit. 

Modifié par Complistic, 30 janvier 2012 - 03:17 .

[Wifflebottom]

Complistic wrote...

Wifflebottom wrote...

So I don't feel like reading through 644 pages for an answer but is there a reason Ash wears a catsuit instead of armor, other than obviously Miranda-fying her like all teh other femalez. But would femShep get to wear something like that because I could imagine maybe a biotic femShep wearing something similar

Ashley has armor


and her jacket isn't anything at all like miranda's cat suit. 

Ah thank you I didn't realize she had different outfits but yeah her 'jacket' if that's what you'd call it is flattering in the same ways as Miri's catsuit

[Complistic]

Casey calls it her jacket. It's not a one piece like mirandas.

[wellactually12]

Like, does she have an undershirt under it, or is it just the jacket then the goods?

[Complistic]

It's just a leather jacket, pants(they're blue and not white now) and some high boots. You'd have to ask her if she's wearing a bra or not. lolz

[wellactually12]

I'll be sure to do that.

[MegaBadExample]

wellactually12 wrote...

Like, does she have an undershirt under it, or is it just the jacket then the goods?

We'll know when she unzips that bad boy in the romance scene. Then just waits on the bed.... Ready for action.

[wellactually12]

^

And that'll be the whole romance scene?

Weak...

[MegaBadExample]

wellactually12 wrote...

^

And that'll be the whole romance scene?

Weak...

Most likely. And a little awkward dry humping.

[wellactually12]

MegaBadExample wrote...

wellactually12 wrote...

^

And that'll be the whole romance scene?

Weak...

Most likely. And a little awkward dry humping.

dang... I was hoping for alittle ****ing and ****ing and alot of finger ******* and some ********esting and maybe some ********.

[MegaBadExample]

wellactually12 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

wellactually12 wrote...

^

And that'll be the whole romance scene?

Weak...

Most likely. And a little awkward dry humping.

dang... I was hoping for alittle ****ing and ****ing and alot of finger ******* and some ********esting and maybe some ********.

I know, right? Is cake eating included in that?I got finger f******, I think. 

[wellactually12]

MegaBadExample wrote...

wellactually12 wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

wellactually12 wrote...

^

And that'll be the whole romance scene?

Weak...

Most likely. And a little awkward dry humping.

dang... I was hoping for alittle ****ing and ****ing and alot of finger ******* and some ********esting and maybe some ********.

I know, right? Is cake eating included in that?I got finger f******, I think. 

well... I wouldn't say cake eating, but eating none the less.