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[Aurora313]

look left and right*

[CptData]

You should pick Miranda, MBE - she has a thing for younger dudes (Shepard is younger than her).
Not sure if Ash is that shallow, but yeah, guess she'll go for "same age" or "slightly older". ^^

Guess Tali will be the youngest again. Then again, I'm not sure about Kelly's age - in case she'll return. She appears to be younger tbh.

[MegaBadExample]

Miranda is like 40 or 50? Well, yeah, most women go for the slightly older type. I don't expect Ash to be looking anything like Miranda when she's 50 or whatever. Ash is life-long soldier. She's gonna have some scars.

I think Kelly is older than Ash. Probably already in her 30s.

Tali and Liara. Damn, Shepard you picking these girls up at the school gate?

Wish... he would pick me up lol.

[V-rex]

If Ashley was 25 at the time of Mass Effect 1 then by Mass Effect 2 she'd be 27 and by Mass Effect 3 maybe pushing 28.
If Shepard was 29 at the time of Mass Effect 1 then (assuming we count age after the whole 'death' business) he'd be 31 and by Mass Effect 3 he'd be pushing 32.
So yeah, a four year age gap. Like a senior dating a freshman. That said if the last two years don't count then that would make him only about 30 come Mass Effect 3 so it's a little closer.

Also, not going to comment on that article because frankly, sadly, I'm used to this kind of stuff. Plus at least it wasn't all fire and brimstone like others are, there were some parts that were vaguely complimentary. While on the whole it annoyed me, I've seen worse.
Not going to dwell on it, I guess is what I'm saying and I'm not going to take it personally. Sure the guy writing is kind of a dick but I can let that slide because again there are bigger dicks out there and because it's not like this was a personal attack on me. Just an ill-researched and ill informed article about the character, I never felt much genuine hostility while reading it.
Yeah it angers me somewhat but I'm not going to let it bother me.

I'll just relax and gaze at the following image:



That's better...

Modifié par V-rex, 31 janvier 2012 - 07:53 .

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Miranda is like 40 or 50? Well, yeah, most women go for the slightly older type. I don't expect Ash to be looking anything like Miranda when she's 50 or whatever. Ash is life-long soldier. She's gonna have some scars.

I think Kelly is older than Ash. Probably already in her 30s.

Tali and Liara. Damn, Shepard you picking these girls up at the school gate?

Wish... he would pick me up lol.

Ouch. Miri is 30 ... 35.
You're really mean, know that *g*

I think Ashley won't look much different in her fifties - after all, she can expect a lifespan of 150 years or so. Guess she'll look like that grey-haired Admiral Bun in the leaked beta once she hits 100 or so. Still beautiful.

[MegaBadExample]

No way! I didn't know that. I didn't mean to sound mean. Somebody told me she was like in her 40s. I really should look this stuff up first.

DAT GREY BUN LOL. 150 life span means nothing. Both Ashley's grandfather and dad died young. I don't expect my Shepard to live to even 100. Not with the crap he goes through on a daily basis.

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

No way! I didn't know that. I didn't mean to sound mean. Somebody told me she was like in her 40s. I really should look this stuff up first.

DAT GREY BUN LOL. 150 life span means nothing. Both Ashley's grandfather and dad died young. I don't expect my Shepard to live to even 100. Not with the crap he goes through on a daily basis.

Not sure if her grandpa is dead. I assume he is, but it was never stated in the lore. Also we don't know why her dad died that early.

Hey, it's okay. Miranda is early-mid 30. Under normal circumstances I wouldn't feel attracted to a more experienced woman, but she's an exception I guess. However, Ash comes first ... way, way first. Hey, after all she's in my age. I definitely would date her ...

Shepard: Easy buddy. You can't date my fiancee.
Me: Hey, I'm not here to steal her. After all, Ashley has three beautiful sisters.
Shepard: Which are all taken afaik. Besides that, they're not in 5'9" dwarfs.
Me: Yeah, I know, I'm small for a German. Thank you for reminding me. Now I'm sad ...

Wonder how her sisters look like? Bet they'll have Ashley's eyes, but not sure about their nose & lips.

[PseudoEthnic]

As of ME2: Miranda is 35, Ashley is 27, Jack is 24, Liara is 108, Tali is 24, and Kelly is unknown.

[Yuqi]

Ash is awsome, that is all.

Modifié par Yuqi, 31 janvier 2012 - 10:11 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Ashley, something I wanted to talk to you about for a while now.
Ashley: I sense that this conversation is gonna turn ugly fast.
Shepard: What? No! why would you think that?
Ashley: The serious tone, you're fiddling with your ring, and you shaved -
Shepard: No! no, its not bad. I just wanna know what your opinion is-?
Ashley: On what? the mission? It could have gone better -
Shepard: Kids.
Ashley: - if that crawled hadn't... Pardon?
Shepard: What is your opinion on kids?
Ashley: As in taking care of them?
Shepard: As in having one.
Ashley: Uh. I haven't actually thought about it. I though that you didn't want them, because of the war.
Shepard: I'm thinking of afterwards, 'Fortune favours the prepared' and all that.
Ashley: I'm a fun aunt but I don't think I'm cut out to be a mother.
Shepard: I don't think I'm cut out to be a father, but it doesn't stop me from wanting to be one anyway.
Ashley: Why not? imagine how proud the kid would be! Telling everyone that their Dad is the Commander Shepard! I know I'm proud of my Skipper.
Shepard: Thanks Ash...
Ashley: No problems Skipper.
Shepard: ... so, is that a 'yes' or 'no' on a kid?
Ashley: No.
Shepard: Ah. Ok...
Ashley: Doesn't mean we can't practice though...
Shepard: No, it does not.
Ashley: *seductively*Well, Major. As your XO, I must advice you to follow me.
Shepard: And if I refuse?
Ashely: Then I'll just have to punish you.
Shepard: Oh really? *holds her close* And what would that be?
Ashley: Community service. Bringing Comfort and Aid to troops.
Shepard: Can't argue with that. *kisses her passionately.*

[MegaBadExample]

CptData wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

No way! I didn't know that. I didn't mean to sound mean. Somebody told me she was like in her 40s. I really should look this stuff up first.

DAT GREY BUN LOL. 150 life span means nothing. Both Ashley's grandfather and dad died young. I don't expect my Shepard to live to even 100. Not with the crap he goes through on a daily basis.

Not sure if her grandpa is dead. I assume he is, but it was never stated in the lore. Also we don't know why her dad died that early.

Hey, it's okay. Miranda is early-mid 30. Under normal circumstances I wouldn't feel attracted to a more experienced woman, but she's an exception I guess. However, Ash comes first ... way, way first. Hey, after all she's in my age. I definitely would date her ...

Shepard: Easy buddy. You can't date my fiancee.
Me: Hey, I'm not here to steal her. After all, Ashley has three beautiful sisters.
Shepard: Which are all taken afaik. Besides that, they're not in 5'9" dwarfs.
Me: Yeah, I know, I'm small for a German. Thank you for reminding me. Now I'm sad ...

Wonder how her sisters look like? Bet they'll have Ashley's eyes, but not sure about their nose & lips.

I believe Ash says he's gone in ME1. "Does it matter? He's gone now. Dad's gone too." or something like that. So they both went quite early. I don't expect my Shepard to live till he's 150. Not even close to it. Nor Ash.

Yeah, and if we do meet Ash's sister, I hope she actually does look like Ash a little. I'm expecting this Sarah to be a looker. She got snatched up pretty quick, don't you think? She seems to cause quite the stirr among the fellas. If what we heard is true, and why wouldn't it be? I don't expect them to look identical to each other, considering Miranda's twin sister looked a hell of a lot older than her.
By the way, I'm taller than you dad.

[CptData]

Hey, I'm a small guy. No wonder I have things for even smaller girls. My fiancee is ... uhh 5'6" or something. ^^

Sarah, Lynn, Abby - think they're stunning beautiful, like Ashley. Think they all come with dark hair and hazel eyes ... however, they're different in height and character. Would say Ash & Abby are both the tallest sisters while Lynn is the smallest. However, "small" does mean 5'8" or something while Ash seems to hit almost 6' - right?

All four Williams sisters are athletic and pretty much "hard to get" - if you're not handsome. Which applies on me :-\\. On the other hand, they're not shallow either, means, if you're a not-so-handsome friend you still might have a chance if your character fits. After all, you can make a quite ugly Shepard and Ashley still falls for him *cough* game mechanics *cough*

[Aurora313]

Well, I use default Shepard, so the issue of not being 'attractive' is non-existent. Particularly when one remembers that he's modelled after a dutch model.

[CptData]

Yeah, but my canon!Shepard looks a bit like a porn star of the seventies ^^
(Not that I said it, but others did). Attractive? Guess yeah.

I bet Aurora is taller than me. ^^ Ash-size and Ash-attractive *g*

[Aurora313]

Uh haha! I wish! 5'2" and my frame's a bit wide. Not fat, just wide. Unfortunately, sleepers debt is freaking havoc with me atm...

Now enough about me. Can someone post an Ash Pic or Dialogue? Im twitching from Ash withdrawal. :-P

[CptData]

Give your best shot ^^
"Wide". Yeah, I know that. Currently reducing my wideness. Seems my shoulders getting broader and broader that way ... o.O.


Ashley: Skipper ... I assume you're always honest to me?
Shepard: Sure, why not?
Ashley: Do you think I'm getting fat?

*DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN*
That's the question every dude fears: whatever you say now, Shepard, it won't get you out of that mess ...

Shepard: No, Ash, you're fine.
Ashley: I think this is fat. Look. Right here. *shows a bit of her delicious skin near her trimmed and flat stomach*[/b]
Shepard: I see nothing - there's no fat, Ashley.

*DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN*
Ouch. No fat? Really?

Ashley: It's fat. Feels disgusting.
Shepard: Ash: there. is. no. fat. Not an ounce. Lets stop it, okay? I love you the way you are.
Ashley: Ahaaah! "The way you are" says a lot, Mister. I'm fat, am I?
Shepard: No, you're not. Perfectly trimmed body.
Ashley: I just feel getting fat. See, we had no exercise for ... two weeks now. I feel sloppy.
Shepard: We could do some exercises ...

*DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN*
You know how to hit hard below the belly, Skipper?


Yeaah ... something like that. I know you women, I know you^^

Modifié par CptData, 31 janvier 2012 - 11:12 .

[MegaBadExample]

I'll do a dialogue for you,guyssssss. Since I haven't done one in ages. Gonna need a moment though.

[Aurora313]

Actually, I don't care much about 'fat'. I do admit that I want to get fit, but I'm not much one for caring about my size.

Pierce: Ash, you are FINE. You don't look fat. You think you are, but you're not. Don't be sucked in by all that commercial crap.
Ashley: *gasps for air* Yeah, I guess your right. I'm getting too obsessed.
Shepard: Ash, your gorgerous. You're just over reacting a bit.
Ashley: Over-reacting?! You think I'm over-reacting?!
Shepard: Uh... *sweat drop*
Pierce: GTFO Knives.
Shepard: *runs*

[CptData]

Ashley: That guy ... sometimes I wonder why I keep him.
Pierce: That's just mean. You love him, remember. And you're not fat. Keep that in mind. No fat. Just perfectly trimmed and ... yummy. Mind if I bite a bit off?
Ashley: Aww c'mon. You look better. You're even more fit than I am.
Pierce: Maybe, but that comes with a sacrifice. I'm a lot flatter than you are.
Ashley: It fits to your slim body, Rox.
Pierce: And you've got the perfect body for John. Don't feel fat - everything is in right place and right size and ... yummy.
Ashley: Oh Rox, just keep it friendly, huh?
Pierce: Hey, I won't steal my "friend-brother's" girlfriend. I could. But I don't.
Ashley: I need a cold shower ...
Pierce: Alone?
Ashley: Alone.
Pierce: *sadface*

Modifié par CptData, 31 janvier 2012 - 11:29 .

[Aurora313]

Pfft! Hahahahah!

You do Rox justice! Good man! Og, bot. What if Joker had been listening in during that particular conversation... just food for thought.

[MegaBadExample]

Shepard: You’re killing me. I might have to get you to sit over there so I can get some work done.
Ashley: Nah, I’m good right here, thanks.
Shepard: On my lap? Watching me build my model ship?
Ashley: Hey, I’m not just watching. I’m helping. You could never reach the glue without my… assistance.
Shepard: Because your on my legs, distracting me and you clearly know it.
Ashley: I do. Still not moving though.
Shepard: Thought that. Well, make yourself useful and grab those instructions.
Ashley: Struggling there?
Shepard: You try putting this thing together. It takes effort and guidance.
Ashley: Building this… It’s like elementary school all over again. You know, with the glue and the little sticks.
Shepard: Are you going to behave?
Ashley: Hmm, let me think about that… no.
Shepard: …Don’t do it.
Ashley: I’m gonna do it.
Shepard: Don’t. Keep your hands where I can see them.
Ashley: Fine. Are you gonna pay any attention to me today?
Shepard: After I finish this.
Ashley: You’re coming with me now. That’s an order by the way.
Shepard: Pulling rank already?
Ashley: Sure am.

Data! Post a pic of your Shepard pleaseeeeeee lol. A 70s pornstar. He sounds like quite the man ^.^

[MegaBadExample]

Aurora313 wrote...

Pfft! Hahahahah!

You do Rox justice! Good man! Og, bot. What if Joker had been listening in during that particular conversation... just food for thought.

Or joker and Shep.

Joker: Wow. Would you look at that.
Shepard: Should I be jealous of this, or count myself extremely lucky?
Joker: Couldn't say, Commander. All I know is, that I'm gonna keep watchin'
Shepard: Same here.
Joker: Woooooooah. That's a nice angle.
Shepard: Uh huh.

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 31 janvier 2012 - 11:39 .

[JosephDucreux]

I can totally see Vega doing 'I'd tap dat' jokes to both Ashley and Miranda.

[CptData]

MBE: so called porn star Shep:

Aurora313 wrote...

Pfft! Hahahahah!

You do Rox justice! Good man! Og, bot. What if Joker had been listening in during that particular conversation... just food for thought.

Hey, you made her like that. I just expanded her hots for Ashley to something "official". Oh, and Ash likes her too. In a funny way between "friends" and "friends you'd love to see naked"
Shepard is well aware of that and is not sure if he should stop or allow it.
(Then again, we need to keep it PG13, therefore he might stop it) :innocent:


Joker is currently cobbling a vid together with Ash & Pierce as main cast. He calls it: "SPECTRE CATS"