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[MegaBadExample]

What woman could resist that stash? lol

Do you think it wiggles?

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 31 janvier 2012 - 11:48 .

[CptData]

Pierce can.
Wait, she can't. But she's even more into Ashley. What woman can resist Ashley?
Right.

Ashley: Those fans are insane. They think I'm so gorgeous that even women fell for me ...
Shepard: Yeah, they're insane. I mean, if I were a woman, would you pick me for your next date?
Ashley: Of course not. But it's not about me having things for women but women having hots for me.
Shepard: Right.
Pierce: On a word, Ash?
Ashley: Sure, Rox. What's up?
Pierce: *gives Ashley in a deep, passionate kiss*
Shepard: ...
Ashley: ...
Pierce: See you two!
Shepard: What was that?
Ashley: Proof those fans are right o.O.

[Aurora313]

Hell, even after they're married, Rox still hits on Ashley. Shepard's not sure if he should stop it or what... hell, she hits on him too... in private and in front of the crew. Rox is shameless... mostly. There's only one thing that snaphe gets embarrassed about and I'm keeping that under wraps. :-P

[MegaBadExample]

Aurora313 wrote...

Hell, even after they're married, Rox still hits on Ashley. Shepard's not sure if he should stop it or what... hell, she hits on him too... in private and in front of the crew. Rox is shameless... mostly. There's only one thing that snaphe gets embarrassed about and I'm keeping that under wraps. :-P

That's James Vega? >.> I thought she wanted to jump him.

[Aurora313]

Nah, Nah. She's open about that. It's something about her character that I advent revealed to the class yet. It's so secret that not even Shepard or Ashley her close friends/on-and-off conquests/family surrogates know.

[MegaBadExample]

Sounds... Interesting. You'd better make that in to a dialogue for us at some point.

[Aurora313]

Nope. No dialogue. A story.
I'm writing it now. And before you ask, no. it wont bed ready before I go to sleep tonight. You can look forward to it in the next few days.

[CptData]

Pierce is open for everything, huh?
I bet - and that's for the M-rating - she'll move into the Williams-Shepard-Mansion. Thinking about this, they must be -really- close friends. It's a bit awkward, especially for Shepard since he always had something for Rox when they were way younger. It never turned out.
And now, out of the sudden, he finds out he can get BOTH - Ash and Rox - at the same time? Ouch. Either that guy is really lucky - or might end dead. ^^

Aurora, you definitely should make a fanart out of this ^^

[MegaBadExample]

No, Data. You should just learn to control your dirty mind lol. Ashley totally isn't in to threesomes. They mean nothing. You know, if Shepard was anybody but Ashley's commanding officer when he suggested that with Liara, I suspect the man might have got neutered right there on the spot, or at the very least lost a few teeth.

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

No, Data. You should just learn to control your dirty mind lol. Ashley totally isn't in to threesomes. They mean nothing. You know, if Shepard was anybody but Ashley's commanding officer when he suggested that with Liara, I suspect the man might have got neutered right there on the spot, or at the very least lost a few teeth.

Guess it's just Liara. Ash isn't really -against- it. But she won't do it unless she really wants it - which might be true with Pierce. Of course, it won't go that far officially. Since Ash doesn't want to give up Shepard for Roxi and Shepard won't give up Ashley for Roxi AND Roxi has strong feelings for both ...

It's not about the "dirty part", MBE. It's about that feeling called love.
(It's a bit hot too. A HUGE bit.)


Na, seriously, to keep things sane and PG13 for AD: They're close friends and might live in one house one day. There's some positive tension between those three characters and they're "more than" closest friends. However, Ash & Shepard are final while Roxanna is still waiting for her big love (which appears to be taken right now)

[Aurora313]

Ashley: So Rox?
Pierce: Yes, Ashie?
Ashley: I know you're a little more... unconventional when it comes to your partners, but I have to ask... just... how much?
Pierce: I... don't get what you mean.
Ashley: I mean that, uh. I'm trying to phrase this without offense. Um, is your... standard as 'unconventional' as, say, Kelly's?
Pierce: What?! No! God no!
Ashley: *quickly to herself* oh thank god.
Pierce: Ash, I bat for the team that needs a spare player! I'm very open minded, but even THAT has standards!
Ashley: Oh good.
Pierce: Kelly is creepy! Seriously, she smiles at EVERYTHING. *shudders* scary.
Ashley: She tried to seduce John.
Pierce: That b!tch....!
Ashley: The little - And John HATES shrinks!
Pierce: I know. And those eyes! They're all wide... and hawk-like!
Ashley: And she's a ginger!
Pierce: Don't get me started on the crap she keeps on her terminal!
Ashley: how-?
Pierce: She leaves it around and open. Scarred me for life. *rocking back and forth in fetal position. meekly* She scares me, Ashie!
Ashley: There, there. *pats her shoulder.* Wanna go out for Ice-cream?
Pierce: *meekly nodding, lip wobbling* ... Uh huh...
Ashley: Let's get some Ice-cream.

[CptData]

LoL Aurora ... ^^
Poor Kelly. Somehow everyone misunderstands her. Everyone things she's having low standards, but that's wrong. For example she refused a date with Grunt

Shepard: Know what, Joker? I'm confused.
Joker: Who's not? I'm not sure about our new EDI, you know ...
Shepard: Still admiring her new body?
Joker: Yeah. It's confusing ... how can a robot be that sexy?!
Shepard: Uh ... whatever. Now, I'm confused about Ashley and Roxy.
Joker: The fearsome duo?
Shepard: More the "hellcat twins".
Joker: "On and off the battlefield" I guess.
Shepard: Exactly. Now ... I'm confused. My "almost sister" I had a thing for but never showed the same feelings suddenly wants to get "closer" - closer to me and Ashley.
Joker: That's not confusing, that's hot, Commander.
Shepard: It's confusing since Ashley doesn't feel conflicted at all. I mean, she violently rejected the idea of a threeway relationship with Liara and now ... ?
Joker: Maybe Liara wasn't her type? Oh c'mon, Shepard, take what you can get and don't ask questions. Some guys have all luck of the world while others have a thing for robots. You know the deal.
Shepard: Still ..
Joker: Man - I'm not Kelly. And thanks for the mental image now ... Ashley and Pierce ... that's a hot image.
Shepard: Need a cold shower?
Joker: Two. For each of those "hellcats".

[MegaBadExample]

Ice cream makes everything better.

@Data. No she is against it. Ashley would only be with a man who treats her as an equal. Would any real honest to god woman actually feel wanted, loved and respected by being apart of a threesome? No. Well, not a woman with class anyway. There’s Jack, but she would only do such a thing for pleasure, I imagine. Ashley’s very different. She’s been raised by a loving family and has been taught self-worth. I look at the women I know, and I know for fact as much as the love their best friends. They would never, ever go there. That’s such a no-go, bro. Hey, that rhymes.

It is hot, though...

[CptData]

Okay. Lets say Ash writes a novel about a threeway love with Roxy and Shepard while she stays a "one-woman-for-Shepard" in our canon?

Can live with that. Basically, Ash is just writing a story or two for the fandom in her universe.

Ashley Williams: SPECTRE SECRETS I - Nights on Illium
Ashley Williams: Night of Ilos
Ashley Williams: SPW: fearsome threesome
Ashley Williams: Catty Spectres
Ashley Williams: SPECTRE SECRETS II - Nightingale
Ashley Williams: SPECTRE SECRETS III - Lust
Ashley Williams: Sisters in arms
Ashley Williams: Hellcats

^^

(Ashley has a tendency to write good books, but those are for a more manly audience) ^^

Modifié par CptData, 31 janvier 2012 - 01:05 .

[Aurora313]

I know I'd be pissed off sharing my future partner with someone else. Though depending on how you play Shepard, he's something of a hedonist too. IE drinking on the Normandy or at a bar to excess. Having a fling with Jack, not seeking Romantic paths. And all that jazz. That mentality of Shepard is open to it.

And for now, I'm gonna ask that we put Pierce back to sleep for the rest of the evening. It's the Ash thread, not the OC thread.

[MegaBadExample]

No, your crazy lol. I have no doubt that they'd be best sellers. But if we're serious here, I think both Ash and Shepard would be the private type. But hey, if you ever actually find those books, let me know.

[Aurora313]

Cpt. I'll write those for you. Hope you don't mind a series of one-shots (they'll he a bit short, and I'll post em on my blog here when I can.

[MegaBadExample]

Aurora313 wrote...

I know I'd be pissed off sharing my future partner with someone else. Though depending on how you play Shepard, he's something of a hedonist too. IE drinking on the Normandy or at a bar to excess. Having a fling with Jack, not seeking Romantic paths. And all that jazz. That mentality of Shepard is open to it.

And for now, I'm gonna ask that we put Pierce back to sleep for the rest of the evening. It's the Ash thread, not the OC thread.

Yeah, but we can read Ash, and it's something that wouldn't happen. Shepard can be a d*ck and a screw up. But if he doesn't treat Ash with respect, she's not gonna stick around for his BS. It's hard enough to keep her around when Shepard is faithful and actually cares about her.  Damn Bioware writers lol

[JosephDucreux]

CptData wrote...

MBE: so called porn star Shep:

Nope sorry bro, that ain't no 70s pornstar. He lacks the cheesy shades and needs a slightly cropped 'stache. 

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

I know I'd be pissed off sharing my future partner with someone else. Though depending on how you play Shepard, he's something of a hedonist too. IE drinking on the Normandy or at a bar to excess. Having a fling with Jack, not seeking Romantic paths. And all that jazz. That mentality of Shepard is open to it.

And for now, I'm gonna ask that we put Pierce back to sleep for the rest of the evening. It's the Ash thread, not the OC thread.

Believe me, I'm a hedonist of some sort too. However, I'm a one-girl's dude. Won't cheat and won't ditch my fiancee for another woman. It might happen in case the relationship is dead already and beyond the point of repair ... however, that day won't come any time soon.

Shepard is loyal, Ash is loyal and Rox won't steal one from another. She simply enjoys the erotic tension but won't go any further. At least not outside of the books ^^

MegaBadExample wrote...

No, your crazy lol. I have no doubt that they'd be best sellers. But if we're serious here, I think both Ash and Shepard would be the private type. But hey, if you ever actually find those books, let me know.

I've got all of them. But too bad there's a copyright and I can't post them

Aurora313 wrote...

Cpt. I'll write those for you. Hope you don't mind a series of one-shots (they'll he a bit short, and I'll post em on my blog here when I can.

You better do :innocent:

Modifié par CptData, 31 janvier 2012 - 01:21 .

[CptData]

JosephDucreux wrote...

CptData wrote...

MBE: so called porn star Shep:
*snip*

Nope sorry bro, that ain't no 70s pornstar. He lacks the cheesy shades and needs a slightly cropped 'stache. 

Hey, I didn't call my Shep "porn star".

At least Ash loves him. She doesn't care if he comes with 'stache or not.
(He looks naked without one).

[MegaBadExample]

Data you horny old man lol! You're a bad example for me.
...And Bioware haven't exactly given us the option to put 70s shades on our sheps.

Modifié par MegaBadExample, 31 janvier 2012 - 01:30 .

[CptData]

MegaBadExample wrote...

Data you horny old man lol! You're a bad example for me.

I thought you're a mega bad example already? :innocent:


Ashley: Fine. Now those fans made me to a writer. And of course ... I'm writing smutty novels.
Shepard: Mind that I read one?
Ashley: Sure, have the "Sisters in arms" book.
Shepard: *reads*

... and she looked into her eyes. Right here, in the battlefield, after a long, bloody day, the young Lieutenant fell for her superior officer. Silky skin touched Ashley's as Roxanna embraced her closely. Warm breath tingled her lips, shortly followed by a kiss driven by long hidden desire ...

Shepard: I need a cold shower.
Ashley: Have fun with that book *smiles innocently*

[Aurora313]

That's very cute Data.
But I'm going to sleep, and that means Rox is too. Sorry. She needs her sleep too.

[CptData]

Good night then, will see you today evening (= for you it's going to be morning then).


Does she look cute?
She does!