Welcome on board, N7_Sniper91 ^^
Yeah, Kaidan kinda gets the short end of the stick if you're totally in Ash. I still have a playthrough to do with Kaidan alive, since he deserves it! Same for his romance - I'm not that much in that stuff (I'm a dude and entirely straight ^^), but lets give him and fem!Shep a chance? ^^
+++++++ WARNING +++++++
The next dialogue may offend religious people.
It's not intended to do so but who knows.
Skip the dialogue in case you might feel offended.
+++++++++++++++++++++*in Heaven*
Kaidan: Great. Once more I got virmired.
Shepard: What should I say? I suffocated in space after some nasty space ship destroyed the Normandy.
Kaidan: Bad day, huh?
Shepard: Bad day. Seriously. If I ever go back, I'll make sure they pay for killing me.
Kaidan: You're lucky enough I don't mind all the virmiring. Best friend vs girlfriend? Uhh, I'm glad I don't have to decide.
Shepard: I'm glad you don't mind all the sacrifices.
Kaidan: I just know there are different realities where I live. That's enough for me.
Shepard: Different realities?
Kaidan: Yeah, I had a long talk with God. Really wise guy. Also he showed me you in some alternative realities.
Shepard: Guess I die there too?
Kaidan: Always. The point is: in some realities you're butt ugly. And in others you're a darn hot red haired gal!
Shepard: ... that was random.
Kaidan. Yeah, different realities - a real blessing. There are some where I make out with you, right before Ilos. You know how to do it.
Shepard: ... ugh ... now ... thank you. Sort of.
Kaidan: Sorry, Commander. It's funny, in all those different realities ... either Ashley lives or I do. But in none we both survive Virmire. You know ... that really sucks. I like Ash. And I like my ass. Too bad we can't do this together. I just watched into the future and ... yeah. I could tell you.
Shepard: Do it.
Kaidan: First of all, the Reapers are still there. They have a plan and are going to come back, regardless of what you do. You even can cure ... *Shepard starts to vanish* ... hey?!
Shepard: Why? Wait, God, WAIT! *plopp - vanished*
God: This was not supposed to be known by Shepard, Kaidan. I send him back, so his soul can fill his new body.
Kaidan: You know, it's really confusing. How many realities do exist?!
God: Depends on how many copies Bioware sold and sells.
Kaidan: What?!
God: Uhh, sorry, that's beyond what you might comprehend. I can not explain it to you.
Kaidan: You could try. As long as you're not telling I'm part of a computer game and don't really exist ...
God: Smell that? Lucifer is burning souls again! I need to hurry!
Modifié par CptData, 09 février 2012 - 10:25 .