MegaBadExample wrote...
No Balls = No cute Shepley babies
Still not entirely convinced my Shepard would be the best father, he's a noble paragon but also incredibly by the book and pragmatic, not great with emotions. I can see it now.
Garrus: Hey Shepard, how's the new baby coming along?
Shepard: Honestly I love her but I have more then a few problems with her.
Garrus: Like what?
Shepard: *deep breath*. Okay first of all I've only known her for a few weeks and frankly other then a fondness for Ashley's breasts the two of us have nothing in common. She is one of only two people ever to throw up on me and I still haven't spoken to Grunt since that Martigra, further more I don't think she looks like me so evolutionarily that makes me want to eat her.* Basically what I'm saying is, I love my child but I'm grateful I live on a ship where other people can raise her for me while I save the galaxy.
Garrus: Is that why my new official title on the Normandy is 'wet nurse'?
Shepard: In a nutshell, yes.
*Yes this was a paraphrase of a quote from 30 rock, good for you if you picked that up.
EDIT: Top Ash:
Also in regards to Ashley/Shepard apologizing. I think Ashley really does have more call to apologize for reacting negatively to Shepard on Horizon. Admittedly Shepard came across as an idiot on Horizon but Ashley really didn't give him much of the time or day to explain what was going on.
I think Ashley does need to properly apologize sincerly for Horizon, afterwards maybe Shepard can be not neccessarily apologetic but remorseful at least when he remembers how much Ashley went through after his death.
That said while I do expect tension and some kind of emotional reconnecting moment between Ashley and Shepard, all Ashley will ever need to do to win back my Shepard is flash those lovely brown eyes of hers at him and maybe flutter her eyelashes a bit. I already have forgiven Ash for everything, but I still think for the sake of story that an apology is needed.
Modifié par V-rex, 24 février 2012 - 10:44 .
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