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[ADLegend21]

Yeah, this thread is safe hopefully. We've gotta hold out for 6 more days in NA.

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Ashley Williams Version ME3 by km245

Modifié par ADLegend21, 29 février 2012 - 05:41 .

[Raanz]

[double02]

Yes, six.......more........days. Doing....best....to....avoid....spoilers.

Should be safe here for the time being. Can't stay long, gotta keep moving.

I also hope that at some point, Ash will stay in Shepard's quarters. It would be a nice touch.

[CptData]

Wish I wouldn't know that much - ignorance is a bliss.

Now ... six more days for you guys, eight for me. Won't be here @ weekend since I'm going to drive home and celebrate my birthday which means no internet for me. Most likely at least.

And once ME3 is out, I won't stick my head in here that often. I want to go through that sh*t "unspoiled".

[trobbins777]

jreezy wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Yeah, this thread is safe hopefully. We've gotta hold out for 6 more days in NA.

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Ashley Williams Version ME3 by km245

There needs to be a Mass Effect adult swim cartoon. This drawing is awesome.

Maybe an Archer spinoff?

Shepard: "hey Ash...?....Ashley....? Ash...?....Ash? ASHLEEEYYYYYYYYY!?!?!
Ashley: "WHAT!?!?!"
Shepard:(inhale) "danger zone" 

[Aurora313]

^Is it sad that I can actually imagine their relationship like that. Especially now they're both Lieuie Commanders?

[Cor7ana]

This thread is a paragon of positivity and joy. It's so nice to be with like-minded people and not writing 10k word arguments on Tumblr on why Ashley isn't a racist biggot.

Ashley kills Dumbledore.

[CptData]

Cor7ana wrote...

This thread is a paragon of positivity and joy. It's so nice to be with like-minded people and not writing 10k word arguments on Tumblr on why Ashley isn't a racist biggot.

Ashley kills Dumbledore.

At least it keeps my mood away from the full depressive state whenever I check in and see Ash.
Now ...

Yeah, I think that statement fits.

Still can't make up any good dialogue or ANYTHING else.
I fail.

[V-rex]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Yeah, this thread is safe hopefully. We've gotta hold out for 6 more days in NA.

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Ashley Williams Version ME3 by km245

Shepard: Hey Ashley, those look heavy. Want me to help you carry them?
Ashley: ....<_<
*punch*
*Cut to Shepard on the ground*
Shepard: I adore that woman.

Seriously though I quite like this artwork and while it's been a depressing and jaded few hours for me it's nice to see a few things that can at least try to uplift me a bit.

[Aurora313]

Ashley: Shepard...?
Shepard: *Silence*
Ashley: Shepard?
Shepard: *still quiet*
Ashley: *follows his gaze down to her chest. Slaps him.* Skipper!
Shepard: Ow! Damn it, what the hell.
Ashley: Face is up here.

[CptData]

Ashley: Why the sad face, Skip?
Shepard: ... don't ask. I won't tell you anyway.
Ashley: And why the bottle of fine Scotch?
Shepard: To forget.
Ashley: To forget what ... Skipper, c'mon, I never saw you depressed like this before. What happened?
Shepard: I won't tell you. Ash ... just leave me alone for a while, hm? I need time to sort things out. Especially ... yeah ... related to you.
Ashley: C'mon, tell me.
Shepard: What would you do if I wouldn't come back?
Ashley: John ... stop that nonsense. You always come back. You have a reason to do so, right?
Shepard: That's not answering my question, Ash.
Ashley: And I don't know. I really don't ... and actually, I don't want to think about it ... Just get out of that mood soon, okay?
Shepard: I'll tell you if I get better.
Ashley: Fine. See you then, Skip. *kisses on cheek*

*Ashley leaves the door and suddenly, she hears a gunshot*

Modifié par CptData, 29 février 2012 - 09:44 .

[V-rex]

CptData.

That's very good but also kind of grim, I mean I know there's more then enough to be grim about but still let's try to lighten the mood a bit.

EDIT: Okay, just read that last line, VERY grim.
Resort to drastic measures, reverting to humerous anecdotes on the topic I and Aurora were discussing before.

*cut to Shepard and Ashley lying in bed*

Ashley: Finally back here again, eh?
Shepard: Yeah. It feels strange, after Horizon and all.
Ashley: I know, I'm sorry about Horiz-
Shepard: It's okay, you've said it. It's behind us.
Ashley: I just missed you so much Shepard, you have no idea.
Shepard: I know, I missed those so much as well Ash.
Ashley:<_<
Shepard:
Of course I mean I missed you so much.
Ashley: Nice save genius.
Shepard: You love it.

Modifié par V-rex, 29 février 2012 - 09:53 .

[AllianceN7Marine]

Here Cptdata My first dialouge since coming back:

SSV Normandy SR2 - 
Deck 1 - The loft
14.40 hrs
 
Lt.Vega walks in from the elevator
 
Vega: Commander here are the results of the crews training evaluations.
Shepard: Good Lt. Did the crew pass
Vega: Almost sir. There where a couple that where borderline so I've scheduled some extra training sessions.
Shepard: We need everyone up to to snuff, remember the Reapers don't take prisoners. 
Vega: They'll be ready. By the way Shepard are those pink sheets on your bed?
Shepard: and what of it James?
Vega: Well there not exactly regulation sir
Shepard: Tell me about it. I've lived on Alliance bases and ships my entire life. I can never sleep unless it's an Alliance bed.
Vega: If there not your sheets then whose are they?
Ashley: Mine got a problem with that Vega?
Vega: No ma'am
Ashley: Good since you weren't complaining when I let you have my private cabin.
Shepard: Thanks a lot James
Vega: What it just they are so pink all you need now is some fluffy pillows and a teddy bear (Starts to snicker)
Ashley: Lt James Vega
Shepard: Oh you've done it now
Ashley: 10....9....8
Shepard: If I was you I'd get out of here before she gets to zero
Vega: Right I've got those new armor components to check through
 
*Vega makes a swift exit. Then Shepard and Ashley burst out laughing*
 
Shepard: You know I think he's really scared of you?
Ashley: Of course he is he's smart.
Shepard: Seriously though about the sheets?
Ashley: You weren't complaining last night when I put on my old phoenix armor for you.
Shepard: True you do look dam good in pink its just.......
Ashley: Is Mr.Shepard a little insecure about his masculinity?
Shepard: (Grabs Ashley and pulls her close) Are you sassing me solider. I think we need to continue our training session from last night.
Ashley: Typical male defensive response......They're just bed sheets
Shepard: But I'm used to military sheets you know they make me feel at home. I don't mind you bringing your own stuff in here I'm just used to my quarters being in an orderly proficient military manner.
Ashley: Ok I'll compromise. I get to keep the pink sheets but I'll put the Alliance bed sheet over the top. Deal.
Shepard: (Kisses Ashley passionately) Deal. Now speaking of bed
Ashley: John it's three in the afternoon
Shepard: Who said anything about sleeping?

[CptData]

V-rex wrote...

CptData.

That's very good but also kind of grim, I mean I know there's more then enough to be grim about but still let's try to lighten the mood a bit.

Give your best try. I'm out of good ideas.
I just ... ah nevermind. It's not the right place for that stuff. You guys deserve to enjoy Ashley ... don't let the fun getting killed by me.


*goes into lurk status*

[Deelane]

CptData wrote...

Ashley: Why the sad face, Skip?
Shepard: ... don't ask. I won't tell you anyway.
Ashley: And why the bottle of fine Scotch?
Shepard: To forget.
Ashley: To forget what ... Skipper, c'mon, I never saw you depressed like this before. What happened?
Shepard: I won't tell you. Ash ... just leave me alone for a while, hm? I need time to sort things out. Especially ... yeah ... related to you.
Ashley: C'mon, tell me.
Shepard: What would you do if I wouldn't come back?
Ashley: John ... stop that nonsense. You always come back. You have a reason to do so, right?
Shepard: That's not answering my question, Ash.
Ashley: And I don't know. I really don't ... and actually, I don't want to think about it ... Just get out of that mood soon, okay?
Shepard: I'll tell you if I get better.
Ashley: Fine. See you then, Skip. *kisses on cheek*

*Ashley leaves the door and suddenly, she hears a gunshot*

Er... Suicide is not in the style of Shepard, as I always thought.
But seriously, you need to calm down, Data. You still have the whole game with Ash and good romance arc (I hope).

[Aurora313]

You haven't met my Shepard Deelane. But yes, that's a very grim dialogue.

[Dark-Kyon-X]

Just a bad joke, i'm not trolling^_^

Modifié par Dark-Kyon-X, 29 février 2012 - 10:13 .

[CptData]

^ is it bad that one made me laugh?

@ Deelane: I know he wouldn't do it under NORMAL circumstances.
Believe me ... in that case, Shepard had his reasons. Besides that, were you in that room? Did you see Shepard shooting himself? I didn't ...

Besides that ... I dunno if anything matters anymore ... know what I wanna say?

Modifié par CptData, 29 février 2012 - 10:03 .

[V-rex]

To Dark Kyon X or whatever your username is.

If this is a trolling attempt then I have neither the time nor energy nor even interest at this point other then to say 'go f*ck yourself and leave us alone you ******' then encourage other participants in this thread to ignore you and allow no further interaction with you to occur.

If however you are attempting to tell an edgy joke or something about renegade bastards then I will shrug it off casually as 'not my kind of humor' and be forgiving about it. Also if not trolling please ignore the first paragraph.

Modifié par V-rex, 29 février 2012 - 10:04 .

[V-rex]

CptData wrote...

^ is it bad that one made me laugh?

@ Deelane: I know he wouldn't do it under NORMAL circumstances.
Believe me ... in that case, Shepard had his reasons. Besides that, were you in that room? Did you see Shepard shooting himself? I didn't ...

Besides that ... I dunno if anything matters anymore ... know what I wanna say?

So what, he saw a Space Roach, panicked and shot it?

[Dark-Kyon-X]

V-rex wrote...

If this is a trolling attempt then I have neither the time nor energy nor even interest at this point other then to say 'go f*ck yourself and leave us alone you ******' then encourage other participants in this thread to ignore you and allow no further interaction with you to occur.

If however you are attempting to tell an edgy joke or something about renegade bastards then I will shrug it off casually as 'not my kind of humor' and be forgiving about it. Also if not trolling please ignore the first paragraph.

It's only a "bad" joke, nothing more.

[Aurora313]

I laughed, admittedly. Poor Ashley.

[Berg]

I actually did laugh at it, albeit a kind of gallows humour.