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[Aurora313]

Ashley: John!
*Dashes back into the room*
Shepard: What? *holding smoking gun in his hand.*
Ashley: Gezzus, Skipper! I thought you shot yourself!
Shepard: ... Noooo...
Ashley: Then what did you shoot?
*Silence*
Shepard: I...  may have lied...
Ashley: 'You may have'...?
Shepard: I may have slightly shot myself in the foot...
Ashley: Wha-?
Shepard: Total accident, not my fault. Someone put my foot in the way.
Ashley: *facepalm* Uuugh... John...!

Modifié par Aurora313, 29 février 2012 - 10:10 .

[Igib]

Bad mood, Data? Reread some Rox dialogues. That always cheers me up

But really... just a few days away (replaying ME1) and 60 new pages here? Damn. You've been busy.

[Deelane]

CptData wrote...
Besides that, were you in that room? Did you see Shepard shooting himself? I didn't ...

Oh, he didn't? So I think it's great to scare Ashley 

CptData wrote...

Besides that ... I dunno if anything matters anymore ... know what I wanna say?

I know. Headcanon.

Modifié par Deelane, 29 février 2012 - 10:12 .

[Aurora313]

I'm still annoyed about Rox! I wanted Joker for my Femshep!

Vega's getting tapped instead... and most probably Ashley on an alternate playthrough. But that's not my point! I wanted the adorkable jackass!

[Aramintai]

CptData wrote...
Give your best try. I'm out of good ideas.
I just ... ah nevermind. It's not the right place for that stuff. You guys deserve to enjoy Ashley ... don't let the fun getting killed by me.

*goes into lurk status*

I'm with you, Data. With all that has been going on, I too am sitting here like a sad panda. I can give you a hug, if that would make you feel any better 

[Lanfo]

i admit i also laughed my ass off. it was funny

[CptData]

Deelane wrote...

CptData wrote...
Besides that, were you in that room? Did you see Shepard shooting himself? I didn't ...

Oh, he didn't? So I think it's great to scare Ashley 

CptData wrote...

Besides that ... I dunno if anything matters anymore ... know what I wanna say?

I know. Headcanon.

It's more a Schrödinger's Cat. If Ash enters Shepard's room again, he can be alive. Or dead. I don't know and for now, I don't wanna know.
Nice try, btw Aurora.



I fear "headcanon" won't do the trick. Not this time.

[Mr. Brainheart]

Data, I think you just need some time to put things in perspective.
If you're going to ask yourself if it matter anymore, you can just as well ask you if it ever mattered on that level.

Nice job on the dialogues everyone, good read to wake up with..

Have an Ash:

Shepard: You know Ash, sometimes....you're just a cutie-pie
Ashley: ....

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 29 février 2012 - 10:32 .

[Igib]

Aurora313 wrote...

I'm still annoyed about Rox! I wanted Joker for my Femshep!

Vega's getting tapped instead... and most probably Ashley on an alternate playthrough. But that's not my point! I wanted the adorkable jackass!

Bioware's doing it on purpose. Remember Varric?

My Shep wanted Urz. And got some three-legged piece of junk. This is an outrage!

[CptData]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

Data, I think you just need some time to put things in perspective.
If you're going to ask yourself if it matter anymore, you can just as well ask you if it ever mattered on that level.

Nice job on the dialogues everyone, good read to wake up with..

Uhh ... given the fact I know in the long run nothing I do matters on a bigger scale than for my friends and relatives ... I'm right.

And since Shepard ... know what I want to tell?
Right.

I think I sorted things out good enough to know there's not much hope for fanfictions, headcanons and novels so ... yeah.

[V-rex]

Dark-Kyon-X wrote...

It's only a "bad" joke, nothing more.

Oh okay, then detract the previous allegations of trolling.

[Igib]

This one's for you, Data...



Ashley: Hey, Skipper!



femShep: Ashley?
Ashley: Yup.
femShep: You look... different.
Ashley: You noticed
Shepard: Right... um... what happened to you?
Ashley: Remember when you told me you wasn't into girl on girl stuff? So... I've made a few changes. What do you think?
femShep:
Ashley:
femShep: I should go.



Ashley:
Vega: You free on Friday, gorgeous?

[CptData]

LoL ... I laughed.
I feel bad, sad, depressed, but I laughed. A bitter, shallow laugh.

Hey, that's something. Guess I'm getting better now. Should do the same Aurora does: writing some fanfic to fix stuff and make myself happy.

[Mathias]

Ashley...

[Creedio]

CptData wrote...

LoL ... I laughed.
I feel bad, sad, depressed, but I laughed. A bitter, shallow laugh.

Hey, that's something. Guess I'm getting better now. Should do the same Aurora does: writing some fanfic to fix stuff and make myself happy.

I know exactly how you feel :/

[CptData]

Creedio wrote...
I know exactly how you feel :/

That's why I had to write this one:

Shepard knows too much.

And it's a "Schrödinger's Cat"-ending. You can imagine whatever you want.

[Igib]

  Guess we need something like this:

[Complistic]

I'm going to have to rewrite the ending in my head if I'm going to enjoy this game at all.

edit: as data points out, maybe that's what they want you to do?

Modifié par Complistic, 29 février 2012 - 02:19 .

[Creedio]

CptData wrote...

Creedio wrote...
I know exactly how you feel :/

That's why I had to write this one:

Shepard knows too much.

And it's a "Schrödinger's Cat"-ending. You can imagine whatever you want.

yeah I already read it. it's a nice (&sad) one.

Igib wrote...

Guess we need something like this:

*pic*

That's funny:D
btw
I loved your sex-change-Ashley-thingy that you made for Data and it made me lol ...even though i'm in a bad mood today. :/

Modifié par Creedio, 29 février 2012 - 02:26 .

[Mr. Brainheart]

@Igib; Haha, nice!

And I know some of you are very dissapointed, but this is still a non-spoiler thread, whilst you're not specifically spoiling anything, I imagine this is gonna get those who don't want to be spoiled worried about things they don't want to know yet. And possibly overly worried.

I still believe the Journey of ME3 with Ash is going to be an exciting one, with highs and lows. Let's just enjoy Ashley for now.

And remember:

Modifié par Mr. Brainheart, 29 février 2012 - 02:29 .

[Creedio]

Mr. Brainheart wrote...

@Igib; Haha, nice!

And I know some of you are very dissapointed, but this is still a non-spoiler thread, whilst you're not specifically spoiling anything, I imagine this is gonna get those who don't want to be spoiled worried about things they don't want to know yet. And possibly overly worried.

I still believe the Journey of ME3 with Ash is going to be an exciting one, with highs and lows. Let's just enjoy Ashley for now.

Yeah you're right, it should stay in the spoiler threads and group.
Oh no Ashley is judging us.
I'm sorry Ash. This will never happen again. I promise.

Modifié par Creedio, 29 février 2012 - 02:31 .

[CptData]

Hey, right now Ash can judge me and sent me directly to hell.
I mean, seriously, she deserves a better treatment. And a better fan as well ...

The Mess Perfect comic is full of win, as always ^^

[Igib]

Hah. I'm sure I'm perfectly safe from Ash's wrath. She tried to shoot me once already. Emphasis on tried.

[Rdubs]

Wow. I took the jump and started reading that Ending discussion thread. So glad I did because now I am better prepared for the coming sucker punch. I tell this to all my friends here who don't want spoilers: be prepared for an ending that will not make you happy, regardless of your choices in prior games.
I mean this from a story perspective, not just an Ashley LI perspective - but that aspect is a sucker punch too.

[CptData]

Rdubs wrote...

Wow. I took the jump and started reading that Ending discussion thread. So glad I did because now I am better prepared for the coming sucker punch. I tell this to all my friends here who don't want spoilers: be prepared for an ending that will not make you happy, regardless of your choices in prior games.
I mean this from a story perspective, not just an Ashley LI perspective - but that aspect is a sucker punch too.

Yep, it's a general failure.
Some guys started to create a "modding group" to fix stuff. Not sure if that might help. At least if gives some hope.