Diana: This is Diana Allers Interviewing Humanity's second SpecTRe, Lieutenant Commander Ashley Williams. Lieutenant Commander, there have been rumours circulating about a suspect relationship with your superior, Commander Shepard. What do you have to say to these rumours?
Ashley: My relationship with my Commander Officer is professional on and off the battlefield. He is a diligent determined man who was instrumental in stopping the Reapers from destroying us. Without Commander Shepard, none of us would be here. So, he's earned my respect and more.
Diana: Of course Lieutenant. But there have been rumours about a more intimate relationship between the two of you. Are these true, or simply wild superstition.
Ashley: I've said my piece, Ms Allers. He has earned my respect.
Diana: There's also a rumour that you're pregnant, Commander.
Ashley: What the hell - who in hell told you that?
Diana: My source wishes to remain confidential, but he assures me this information is accurate.
Ashley: I... this interview is over. *Leaves.*
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Joker: Wow. Never expected Ash to buckle like that.
EDI: I did say she was unaware of her condition, Jeff.
Shepard: Who's unaware of their condition?
Joker: Gah! Commander, scared the hell out of me.
Shepard: Yeah. Sorry. But who were you talking about?
Joker: Uh.. - Um.
EDI: Lieutenant Commander Williams, Shepard.
Shepard: What's wrong with Ash?
Joker: Uh - It's nothing! She's fine, she's good. It's just that she's... uh, really down and looking for you is all.
Shepard: ... you're hiding something...
Joker: C'mon Commander, don't you trust me?
Shepard: Fine. For a second, there I thought you were gonna say she's pregnant or something and didn't tell me. Not that I'd mind eventually becoming a dad is all, just -
EDI: Actually -
Joker: - EDI thinks that she might be down by the armoury. So, go, talk to her. Recite poetry till your blue in the face...
Shepard:
*suspcious look before leaving*Joker: .... Boy, he's in for a surprise.
EDI: You are still insane, Jeff. Shepard and Williams will not be very pleased when they discover your actions.
Joker: Yeah... I'm not so confident that this was a good idea.
EDI: Data suggests it was not.
Joker: You're really helping me out, EDI.
EDI: This body is physically capable of escaping at speeds that far suprass an average human. If the worst scenario should come to pass, I could carry you and escape.
Joker: .... Tempting EDI, very Tempting. But I'll just wait. See how Shepard and Ash react, if it's bad... then I'll take you up on that.
Modifié par Aurora313, 26 mars 2012 - 01:42 .