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My version. :P

Ashley
: I am going to KILL HIM.
Shepard: Whoa there! I hope you don't mean me.
Ashley: No, Skipper. I don't mean you. I mean that cocky bastard flying the damned ship!
Shepard: Joker? Ah, he's a bit of an ass, but what warrants killing him?
Ashley: Our resident journalist, Miss Allers, tried to interview me and probe information about my relationship with you. Before flat-out accusing me of being pregnant. Claiming her source was 'reliable'.
Shepard: W-wait, you're Pregnant?
Ashley: I'm not! I mean sure, I'm a few days late this month, but I'm not pregnant. And I hate that kind of tabloid BS that passes for news.
Shepard: So, why do you assume it's Joker?
Ashley: Do you think Chakwas would leak this kind of thing?
Shepard: I'm still not getting why it's Joker.
Ashley: Because yesterday I had a check-up on that nasty gunshot wound from last week, and when I complained of nausea EDI did a full body scan.
Shepard: And you think Joker got his hands on the results? Why in hell would he leak that?
Ashley: For laughs? Kicks. I don't know how that twisted jackass works.
Shepard: So, it's possible that it might actually be true.
Ashley: But How could it happen if it were - I mean, - I know HOW it happens, it's just that -

Shepard:  - EDI.
EDI: Yes, Shepard.
Shepard: Ash had a scan done yesterday, what were the results?
EDI: I cannot do that Shepard, Doctor-patient -
Ashley: Don't give me that BS, you gave them to Joker, you can damned well give my results to me!
EDI: Yes. Evidence confirms that Lieutenant Commander Williams is approximately one month into pregnancy.
Ashley: ... wha...? *shocked*
Shepard: I'm... gonna be a daddy?
Ashley: *Faints*
Shepard: Ashley! *catches her.* Gez!

---

Joker: ... that went well, I think.
EDI: Jeff. You are an idiot.


:lol: Best one yet Aurora

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A door built to withstand a hull breach...

cannot withstand an angry Williams.

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Who needs the Cain to blow sh*t up when you have an angry Ashley Williams?

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 Who needs to destory a reaper on foot, when you have an angry Ashley Williams?


 Yeaaaaaaah .....B)

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Who needs the Catalyst when you have an angry Ashley Williams? :police:

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 Who needs an army of angry Krogan ... When you have an angry Ashley Williams? 


B)

Modifié par AshleyMadelineWilliams, 26 mars 2012 - 02:19 .


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Hey ... don't make Ashley to the next Chuck Norris. She's still a woman with a soft side.

Shepard: Are you done?
Ashley: Yup. And it feels great.
Shepard: And Joker?
Ashley: Is fine too.
Shepard: Good to hear. Where is he, by the way?
Ashley: Remember that ancient movie you watched with me yesterday? I did the same.
Shepard: Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ashley: That's the one. I gave Joker a Carnifex and a Thermo Clip for exactly one shot. And the planet I dropped him has water, a breathable atmosphere ...
Shepard: And who's flying my ship?
Ashley: I found a replacement.
Shepard: Mind to tell me the name?
Ashley: It's Jimmy Vega.
Shepard: Great. Last time James pretended to be a pilot, he rammed another shuttle. <_<

Modifié par CptData, 26 mars 2012 - 02:21 .


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Hey ... don't make Ashley to the next Chuck Norris. She's still a woman with a soft side.

Shepard: Are you done?
Ashley: Yup. And it feels great.
Shepard: And Joker?
Ashley: Is fine too.
Shepard: Good to hear. Where is he, by the way?
Ashley: Remember that ancient movie you watched with me yesterday? I did the same.
Shepard: Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ashley: That's the one. I gave Joker a Carnifex and a Thermo Clip for exactly one shot. And the planet I dropped him has water, a breathable atmosphere ...


:o Joker got Harpooned on an uncharted world ......:lol:

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AMW: Updated my dialogue ^^

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"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

Modifié par Hellfire257, 26 mars 2012 - 02:22 .


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Last once before sleepy times. I've got a driving lesson to do tomorrow, gonna learn reverse parking... T.T

Ashley: The Normandy's not the same without you, Shepard.
Shepard: I know. I'm just glad to be out of the hospital.
Ashley: You're not upset about your leg?
Shepard: I can't do much about it now. Still have to wait about six weeks for the nerves to heal before they can graft a new one. Besides, I don't mind that much honestly. Of all the things I could have lost in that last charge, losing a limb seems like I got off easy.
Ashley: Guess you're right about that. Everyone on the Normandy is waiting for you, you know. Their illustrious Commander's triumphant return.
Shepard: His triumphant hop is more like it.
Ashley: Hehe. You're horrible Skipper.
Shepard: Ash, in life there comes a point where you learn to laugh, or you go insane. I very nearly went insane after Elysium, and during the rally. I think I'd stick to laughter from now on.
Ashley: I like hearing you laugh, I never get to hear it that often.
Shepard: Yes. I like it when you smile too. I think you should do it more often as well.
Ashley: I'll make a point of it. And here we are.
Shepard: Home sweet home.
Ashley: No place like it.

----

James: Hey Loco. We kicked those Reaper bastards straight to hell!
Garrus: I can barely believe that you pulled the one off.
Shepard: What can I say, I'm one magnificent bastard.
Joker: That you are, Commander. That you are.
Tali: I'm sorry about your injuries Shepard, It's a shame they couldn't repair your leg.
Liara: If we had gotten to you sooner, they might have been able to salvage it.
Shepard: Guys, guys, guys, guys. As much as I appreciate standing here with the handshakes and the hugs and the congratulations. I believe there is a fully stocked bar one floor below right?
Joker: Yeah. Its about the only thing that wasn't damaged by the final attack.
Shepard: Then why are we standing up here. You know standing around and chatting, when we could be down there getting hammered and celebrating?
Traynor: Because we wanted to greet our Commander when he made his return.
Shepard: That's nice and all, but guys. Barroom, now.

*Short Silence*

Shepard: Barroom. Now. And I believe about half of you own me a few rounds.

*Everyone laughs*

Shepard: *gestures to elevator* I have SPOKEN!
Ashley
: I think I still have a case of Guinness stored away for you.
Shepard: Once again, adding to the very long list of reasons why I love you.
Ashley: Figured you'd say that. :)

Modifié par Aurora313, 26 mars 2012 - 02:28 .


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CptData wrote...

Hey ... don't make Ashley to the next Chuck Norris. She's still a woman with a soft side.

Awww... It could be done though! Video game women don't get much more BA than Ash does, that's for sure.

Shepard: Are you done?
Ashley: Yup. And it feels great.
Shepard: And Joker?
Ashley: Is fine too.
Shepard: Good to hear. Where is he, by the way?
Ashley: Remember that ancient movie you watched with me yesterday? I did the same.
Shepard: Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ashley: That's the one. I gave Joker a Carnifex and a Thermo Clip for exactly one shot. And the planet I dropped him has water, a breathable atmosphere ...
Shepard: And who's flying my ship?
Ashley: I found a replacement. 
Shepard: Mind to tell me the name?
Ashley: It's Jimmy Vega.
Shepard: Great. Last time James pretended to be a pilot, he rammed another shuttle. Posted Image

:o Bravo.

Modifié par Clone 071, 26 mars 2012 - 02:24 .


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CptData wrote...

AMW: Updated my dialogue ^^


Vega... flying the ship.... :mellow: 


R.I.P Normandy SR-2:crying:

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AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...

CptData wrote...

AMW: Updated my dialogue ^^


Vega... flying the ship.... :mellow: 


R.I.P Normandy SR-2:crying:


I'm sure Cortez has dual controls fitted down in the shuttle bay Posted Image

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Aurora313 wrote...

Last once before sleepy times. I've got a driving lesson to do tomorrow, gonna learn reverse parking... T.T

Ashley: The Normandy's not the same without you, Shepard.
Shepard: I know. I'm just glad to be out of the hospital.
Ashley: You're not upset about your leg?
Shepard: I can't do much about it now. Still have to wait about six weeks for the nerves to heal before they can graft a new one. Besides, I don't mind that much honestly. Of all the things I could have lost in that last charge, losing a limb seems like I got off easy.
Ashley: Guess you're right about that. Everyone on the Normandy is waiting for you, you know. Their illustrious Commander's triumphant return.
Shepard: His triumphant hop is more like it.
Ashley: Hehe. You're horrible Skipper.
Shepard: Ash, in life there comes a point where you learn to laugh, or you go insane. I very nearly went insane after Elysium, and during the rally. I think I'd stick to laughter from now on.
Ashley: I like hearing you laugh, I never get to hear it that often.
Shepard: Yes. I like it when you smile too. I think you should do it more often as well.
Ashley: I'll make a point of it. And here we are.
Shepard: Home sweet home.
Ashley: No place like it.

----

James: Hey Loco. We kicked those Reaper bastards straight to hell!
Garrus: I can barely believe that you pulled the one off.
Shepard: What can I say, I'm one magnificent bastard.
Joker: That you are, Commander. That you are.
Tali: I'm sorry about your injuries Shepard, It's a shame they couldn't repair your leg.
Liara: If we had gotten to you sooner, they might have been able to salvage it.
Shepard: Guys, guys, guys, guys. As much as I appreciate standing here with the handshakes and the hugs and the congratulations. I believe there is a fully stocked bar one floor below right?
Joker: Yeah. Its about the only thing that wasn't damaged by the final attack.
Shepard: Then why are we standing up here. You know standing around and chatting, when we could be down there getting hammered and celebrating?
Traynor: Because we wanted to greet our Commander when he made his return.
Shepard: That's nice and all, but guys. Barroom, now.

*Short Silence*

Shepard: Barroom. Now. And I believe about half of you own me a few rounds.

*Everyone laughs*

Shepard: *gestures to elevator* I have SPOKEN!


Amen! Seriously, Shepard's going to have a coma of sorts after all those drinks that are owed to him. And then Ash will pull a stunt on drunk Shepard.

Well, time to don on my army combat uniform and go to class. Later all. Not looking forward to catching up on the dialogue when I get back on. :P

Modifié par Clone 071, 26 mars 2012 - 02:29 .


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@Aurora Aww, Shep lost his leg!... but got drunk anyways! Nice one.

Oh and Nighty Night !... Good luck for your driving test!

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Helmnath wrote...

AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...

CptData wrote...

AMW: Updated my dialogue ^^


Vega... flying the ship.... :mellow: 


R.I.P Normandy SR-2:crying:


I'm sure Cortez has dual controls fitted down in the shuttle bay Posted Image


Hope so.... i wouldnt let Vega any where near the cockpit :whistle:

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Noooo poor Shep, Aurora no lost of the leg please. I care about my shep. :P

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AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...

@Aurora Aww, Shep lost his leg!... but got drunk anyways! Nice one.

Yeah, nothing like drinking the pain away! :D jk
We could all see how that turned out in past ME games.

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AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...

@Aurora Aww, Shep lost his leg!... but got drunk anyways! Nice one.

Yeah, nothing like drinking the pain away! :D jk
We could all see how that turned out in past ME games.


:crying: Atleast he still has Ashley ... Good going Shep ... Good going.

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I care about him too.

Hey in one spinoff I made, he was blind, lost his left leg and arm. A single limb is tame compared to the sorts of torture I can conjure up. Besides, he'll get better.

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Aurora313 wrote...

I care about him too.

Hey in one spinoff I made, he was blind, lost his left leg and arm. A single limb is tame compared to the sorts of torture I can conjure up. Besides, he'll get better.


Hes a god damn hero :wizard:

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Last once before sleepy times. I've got a driving lesson to do tomorrow, gonna learn reverse parking... T.T

Ashley: The Normandy's not the same without you, Shepard.
Shepard: I know. I'm just glad to be out of the hospital.
Ashley: You're not upset about your leg?
Shepard: I can't do much about it now. Still have to wait about six weeks for the nerves to heal before they can graft a new one. Besides, I don't mind that much honestly. Of all the things I could have lost in that last charge, losing a limb seems like I got off easy.
Ashley: Guess you're right about that. Everyone on the Normandy is waiting for you, you know. Their illustrious Commander's triumphant return.
Shepard: His triumphant hop is more like it.
Ashley: Hehe. You're horrible Skipper.
Shepard: Ash, in life there comes a point where you learn to laugh, or you go insane. I very nearly went insane after Elysium, and during the rally. I think I'd stick to laughter from now on.
Ashley: I like hearing you laugh, I never get to hear it that often.
Shepard: Yes. I like it when you smile too. I think you should do it more often as well.
Ashley: I'll make a point of it. And here we are.
Shepard: Home sweet home.
Ashley: No place like it.

----

James: Hey Loco. We kicked those Reaper bastards straight to hell!
Garrus: I can barely believe that you pulled the one off.
Shepard: What can I say, I'm one magnificent bastard.
Joker: That you are, Commander. That you are.
Tali: I'm sorry about your injuries Shepard, It's a shame they couldn't repair your leg.
Liara: If we had gotten to you sooner, they might have been able to salvage it.
Shepard: Guys, guys, guys, guys. As much as I appreciate standing here with the handshakes and the hugs and the congratulations. I believe there is a fully stocked bar one floor below right?
Joker: Yeah. Its about the only thing that wasn't damaged by the final attack.
Shepard: Then why are we standing up here. You know standing around and chatting, when we could be down there getting hammered and celebrating?
Traynor: Because we wanted to greet our Commander when he made his return.
Shepard: That's nice and all, but guys. Barroom, now.

*Short Silence*

Shepard: Barroom. Now. And I believe about half of you own me a few rounds.

*Everyone laughs*

Shepard: *gestures to elevator* I have SPOKEN!
Ashley
: I think I still have a case of Guinness stored away for you.
Shepard: Once again, adding to the very long list of reasons why I love you.
Ashley: Figured you'd say that. :)


Kudos, Aurora. :wub:

Mind to save it in the group?

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I will when I wake up. Gotta get some sleep now.

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Sorry if I repeat the "Terminator " DLC but is it true that the VS survivor commits suicide?:crying: