Aurora313 wrote...
My version.
Ashley: I am going to KILL HIM.
Shepard: Whoa there! I hope you don't mean me.
Ashley: No, Skipper. I don't mean you. I mean that cocky bastard flying the damned ship!
Shepard: Joker? Ah, he's a bit of an ass, but what warrants killing him?
Ashley: Our resident journalist, Miss Allers, tried to interview me and probe information about my relationship with you. Before flat-out accusing me of being pregnant. Claiming her source was 'reliable'.
Shepard: W-wait, you're Pregnant?
Ashley: I'm not! I mean sure, I'm a few days late this month, but I'm not pregnant. And I hate that kind of tabloid BS that passes for news.
Shepard: So, why do you assume it's Joker?
Ashley: Do you think Chakwas would leak this kind of thing?
Shepard: I'm still not getting why it's Joker.
Ashley: Because yesterday I had a check-up on that nasty gunshot wound from last week, and when I complained of nausea EDI did a full body scan.
Shepard: And you think Joker got his hands on the results? Why in hell would he leak that?
Ashley: For laughs? Kicks. I don't know how that twisted jackass works.
Shepard: So, it's possible that it might actually be true.
Ashley: But How could it happen if it were - I mean, - I know HOW it happens, it's just that -
Shepard: - EDI.
EDI: Yes, Shepard.
Shepard: Ash had a scan done yesterday, what were the results?
EDI: I cannot do that Shepard, Doctor-patient -
Ashley: Don't give me that BS, you gave them to Joker, you can damned well give my results to me!
EDI: Yes. Evidence confirms that Lieutenant Commander Williams is approximately one month into pregnancy.
Ashley: ... wha...? *shocked*
Shepard: I'm... gonna be a daddy?
Ashley: *Faints*
Shepard: Ashley! *catches her.* Gez!
---
Joker: ... that went well, I think.
EDI: Jeff. You are an idiot.
Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#22701
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:08
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
#22702
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:09
cannot withstand an angry Williams.
#22703
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:11
#22704
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:14
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Yeaaaaaaah .....
#22705
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:16
#22706
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:19
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Modifié par AshleyMadelineWilliams, 26 mars 2012 - 02:19 .
#22707
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:19
Shepard: Are you done?
Ashley: Yup. And it feels great.
Shepard: And Joker?
Ashley: Is fine too.
Shepard: Good to hear. Where is he, by the way?
Ashley: Remember that ancient movie you watched with me yesterday? I did the same.
Shepard: Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ashley: That's the one. I gave Joker a Carnifex and a Thermo Clip for exactly one shot. And the planet I dropped him has water, a breathable atmosphere ...
Shepard: And who's flying my ship?
Ashley: I found a replacement.
Shepard: Mind to tell me the name?
Ashley: It's Jimmy Vega.
Shepard: Great. Last time James pretended to be a pilot, he rammed another shuttle. <_<
Modifié par CptData, 26 mars 2012 - 02:21 .
#22708
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:20
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
CptData wrote...
Hey ... don't make Ashley to the next Chuck Norris. She's still a woman with a soft side.
Shepard: Are you done?
Ashley: Yup. And it feels great.
Shepard: And Joker?
Ashley: Is fine too.
Shepard: Good to hear. Where is he, by the way?
Ashley: Remember that ancient movie you watched with me yesterday? I did the same.
Shepard: Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ashley: That's the one. I gave Joker a Carnifex and a Thermo Clip for exactly one shot. And the planet I dropped him has water, a breathable atmosphere ...
#22709
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:21
#22710
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:21
Modifié par Hellfire257, 26 mars 2012 - 02:22 .
#22711
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:22
Ashley: The Normandy's not the same without you, Shepard.
Shepard: I know. I'm just glad to be out of the hospital.
Ashley: You're not upset about your leg?
Shepard: I can't do much about it now. Still have to wait about six weeks for the nerves to heal before they can graft a new one. Besides, I don't mind that much honestly. Of all the things I could have lost in that last charge, losing a limb seems like I got off easy.
Ashley: Guess you're right about that. Everyone on the Normandy is waiting for you, you know. Their illustrious Commander's triumphant return.
Shepard: His triumphant hop is more like it.
Ashley: Hehe. You're horrible Skipper.
Shepard: Ash, in life there comes a point where you learn to laugh, or you go insane. I very nearly went insane after Elysium, and during the rally. I think I'd stick to laughter from now on.
Ashley: I like hearing you laugh, I never get to hear it that often.
Shepard: Yes. I like it when you smile too. I think you should do it more often as well.
Ashley: I'll make a point of it. And here we are.
Shepard: Home sweet home.
Ashley: No place like it.
----
James: Hey Loco. We kicked those Reaper bastards straight to hell!
Garrus: I can barely believe that you pulled the one off.
Shepard: What can I say, I'm one magnificent bastard.
Joker: That you are, Commander. That you are.
Tali: I'm sorry about your injuries Shepard, It's a shame they couldn't repair your leg.
Liara: If we had gotten to you sooner, they might have been able to salvage it.
Shepard: Guys, guys, guys, guys. As much as I appreciate standing here with the handshakes and the hugs and the congratulations. I believe there is a fully stocked bar one floor below right?
Joker: Yeah. Its about the only thing that wasn't damaged by the final attack.
Shepard: Then why are we standing up here. You know standing around and chatting, when we could be down there getting hammered and celebrating?
Traynor: Because we wanted to greet our Commander when he made his return.
Shepard: That's nice and all, but guys. Barroom, now.
*Short Silence*
Shepard: Barroom. Now. And I believe about half of you own me a few rounds.
*Everyone laughs*
Shepard: *gestures to elevator* I have SPOKEN!
Ashley: I think I still have a case of Guinness stored away for you.
Shepard: Once again, adding to the very long list of reasons why I love you.
Ashley: Figured you'd say that.
Modifié par Aurora313, 26 mars 2012 - 02:28 .
#22712
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:22
Awww... It could be done though! Video game women don't get much more BA than Ash does, that's for sure.CptData wrote...
Hey ... don't make Ashley to the next Chuck Norris. She's still a woman with a soft side.
Shepard: Are you done?
Ashley: Yup. And it feels great.
Shepard: And Joker?
Ashley: Is fine too.
Shepard: Good to hear. Where is he, by the way?
Ashley: Remember that ancient movie you watched with me yesterday? I did the same.
Shepard: Pirates of the Caribbean?
Ashley: That's the one. I gave Joker a Carnifex and a Thermo Clip for exactly one shot. And the planet I dropped him has water, a breathable atmosphere ...
Shepard: And who's flying my ship?
Ashley: I found a replacement.
Shepard: Mind to tell me the name?
Ashley: It's Jimmy Vega.
Shepard: Great. Last time James pretended to be a pilot, he rammed another shuttle.
Modifié par Clone 071, 26 mars 2012 - 02:24 .
#22713
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:23
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
CptData wrote...
AMW: Updated my dialogue ^^
Vega... flying the ship....
R.I.P Normandy SR-2:crying:
#22714
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:27
AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...
CptData wrote...
AMW: Updated my dialogue ^^
Vega... flying the ship....![]()
R.I.P Normandy SR-2:crying:
I'm sure Cortez has dual controls fitted down in the shuttle bay
#22715
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:27
Amen! Seriously, Shepard's going to have a coma of sorts after all those drinks that are owed to him. And then Ash will pull a stunt on drunk Shepard.Aurora313 wrote...
Last once before sleepy times. I've got a driving lesson to do tomorrow, gonna learn reverse parking... T.T
Ashley: The Normandy's not the same without you, Shepard.
Shepard: I know. I'm just glad to be out of the hospital.
Ashley: You're not upset about your leg?
Shepard: I can't do much about it now. Still have to wait about six weeks for the nerves to heal before they can graft a new one. Besides, I don't mind that much honestly. Of all the things I could have lost in that last charge, losing a limb seems like I got off easy.
Ashley: Guess you're right about that. Everyone on the Normandy is waiting for you, you know. Their illustrious Commander's triumphant return.
Shepard: His triumphant hop is more like it.
Ashley: Hehe. You're horrible Skipper.
Shepard: Ash, in life there comes a point where you learn to laugh, or you go insane. I very nearly went insane after Elysium, and during the rally. I think I'd stick to laughter from now on.
Ashley: I like hearing you laugh, I never get to hear it that often.
Shepard: Yes. I like it when you smile too. I think you should do it more often as well.
Ashley: I'll make a point of it. And here we are.
Shepard: Home sweet home.
Ashley: No place like it.
----
James: Hey Loco. We kicked those Reaper bastards straight to hell!
Garrus: I can barely believe that you pulled the one off.
Shepard: What can I say, I'm one magnificent bastard.
Joker: That you are, Commander. That you are.
Tali: I'm sorry about your injuries Shepard, It's a shame they couldn't repair your leg.
Liara: If we had gotten to you sooner, they might have been able to salvage it.
Shepard: Guys, guys, guys, guys. As much as I appreciate standing here with the handshakes and the hugs and the congratulations. I believe there is a fully stocked bar one floor below right?
Joker: Yeah. Its about the only thing that wasn't damaged by the final attack.
Shepard: Then why are we standing up here. You know standing around and chatting, when we could be down there getting hammered and celebrating?
Traynor: Because we wanted to greet our Commander when he made his return.
Shepard: That's nice and all, but guys. Barroom, now.
*Short Silence*
Shepard: Barroom. Now. And I believe about half of you own me a few rounds.
*Everyone laughs*
Shepard: *gestures to elevator* I have SPOKEN!
Well, time to don on my army combat uniform and go to class. Later all. Not looking forward to catching up on the dialogue when I get back on.
Modifié par Clone 071, 26 mars 2012 - 02:29 .
#22716
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:28
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Oh and Nighty Night !... Good luck for your driving test!
Modifié par AshleyMadelineWilliams, 26 mars 2012 - 02:30 .
#22717
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:29
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Helmnath wrote...
AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...
CptData wrote...
AMW: Updated my dialogue ^^
Vega... flying the ship....![]()
R.I.P Normandy SR-2:crying:
I'm sure Cortez has dual controls fitted down in the shuttle bay
Hope so.... i wouldnt let Vega any where near the cockpit
#22718
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:29
#22719
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:30
Yeah, nothing like drinking the pain away!AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...
@Aurora Aww, Shep lost his leg!... but got drunk anyways! Nice one.
We could all see how that turned out in past ME games.
#22720
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:31
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Clone 071 wrote...
Yeah, nothing like drinking the pain away!AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...
@Aurora Aww, Shep lost his leg!... but got drunk anyways! Nice one.jk
We could all see how that turned out in past ME games.
#22721
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:31
Hey in one spinoff I made, he was blind, lost his left leg and arm. A single limb is tame compared to the sorts of torture I can conjure up. Besides, he'll get better.
#22722
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:33
Guest_AshleyMadelineWilliams_*
Aurora313 wrote...
I care about him too.
Hey in one spinoff I made, he was blind, lost his left leg and arm. A single limb is tame compared to the sorts of torture I can conjure up. Besides, he'll get better.
Hes a god damn hero
#22723
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:34
Aurora313 wrote...
Last once before sleepy times. I've got a driving lesson to do tomorrow, gonna learn reverse parking... T.T
Ashley: The Normandy's not the same without you, Shepard.
Shepard: I know. I'm just glad to be out of the hospital.
Ashley: You're not upset about your leg?
Shepard: I can't do much about it now. Still have to wait about six weeks for the nerves to heal before they can graft a new one. Besides, I don't mind that much honestly. Of all the things I could have lost in that last charge, losing a limb seems like I got off easy.
Ashley: Guess you're right about that. Everyone on the Normandy is waiting for you, you know. Their illustrious Commander's triumphant return.
Shepard: His triumphant hop is more like it.
Ashley: Hehe. You're horrible Skipper.
Shepard: Ash, in life there comes a point where you learn to laugh, or you go insane. I very nearly went insane after Elysium, and during the rally. I think I'd stick to laughter from now on.
Ashley: I like hearing you laugh, I never get to hear it that often.
Shepard: Yes. I like it when you smile too. I think you should do it more often as well.
Ashley: I'll make a point of it. And here we are.
Shepard: Home sweet home.
Ashley: No place like it.
----
James: Hey Loco. We kicked those Reaper bastards straight to hell!
Garrus: I can barely believe that you pulled the one off.
Shepard: What can I say, I'm one magnificent bastard.
Joker: That you are, Commander. That you are.
Tali: I'm sorry about your injuries Shepard, It's a shame they couldn't repair your leg.
Liara: If we had gotten to you sooner, they might have been able to salvage it.
Shepard: Guys, guys, guys, guys. As much as I appreciate standing here with the handshakes and the hugs and the congratulations. I believe there is a fully stocked bar one floor below right?
Joker: Yeah. Its about the only thing that wasn't damaged by the final attack.
Shepard: Then why are we standing up here. You know standing around and chatting, when we could be down there getting hammered and celebrating?
Traynor: Because we wanted to greet our Commander when he made his return.
Shepard: That's nice and all, but guys. Barroom, now.
*Short Silence*
Shepard: Barroom. Now. And I believe about half of you own me a few rounds.
*Everyone laughs*
Shepard: *gestures to elevator* I have SPOKEN!
Ashley: I think I still have a case of Guinness stored away for you.
Shepard: Once again, adding to the very long list of reasons why I love you.
Ashley: Figured you'd say that.
Kudos, Aurora.
Mind to save it in the group?
#22724
Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:34
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Posté 26 mars 2012 - 02:37





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