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[ADLegend21]

Dat ash to the max

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

I'm a completionist

[Clone 071]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Dat ash to the max

Whoop! 

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

Is anyone else pissed that their crew had teleporting powers and never told them?

[Aurora313]

Shepard: WHY U NO TELEPORT ME!?!?!?
Ashley: Space Magic.
Shepard: FUUUUUU!!!!

[ADLegend21]

They hve since ME2. those bastards!

[Clone 071]

Yeah, seriously, what is this, Star Trek?
"And Joker beamed me up to the Normandy. All power to the engines."
Look how that turned out.

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@Aurora
Lol everything makes sense with Space Magic!

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@Clone 071
Youre making me cry laughing with that post

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

Thanks Clone I just got kicked out of my college class because I couldn't stop laughing at your post
I still can't stop

[Aurora313]

Nevermind.


Shepard approves of this.

Modifié par Aurora313, 27 mars 2012 - 04:15 .

[Clone 071]

Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...

@Clone 071
Youre making me cry laughing with that post

My work here is done. 

Edit: @Aurora: Yeah, puttin' down the Geth! Nothing beats shooting the crap out of synthetics.

Makes me think: What if Ash had random combat dialogue like ME2 squaddies did? I could see Ash saying comments after killing a Geth unit "This one's for the 212th!" or something similar.

Modifié par Clone 071, 27 mars 2012 - 04:21 .

[ADLegend21]

Aurora313 wrote...

Nevermind.


Shepard approves of this.

Ashley with the Kill Shot!

[Aurora313]

Shepard: What did I tell you Ash?
Ashley: Not to drink the Ryncol...
Shepard: And what did you do?
Ashley:  Drank the Ryncol.
Shepard: Uh huh.
Ashley: F*ck you and that damned steel lever.
Shepard: "-that damned steel liver...?"
Ashley: Sir.
Shepard: Off to hangover land for you, Williams.
Ashley: ... hate you, Skipper.

Modifié par Aurora313, 27 mars 2012 - 04:30 .

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

LOL nice one aurora

[Clone 071]

Aurora313 wrote...



Shepard: What did I tell you Ash?
Ashley: Not to drink the Ryncol...
Shepard: And what did you do?
Ashley:  Drank the Ryncol.
Shepard: Uh huh.
Ashley: F*ck you and that damned steel lever.
Shepard: "-that damned steel liver...?"
Ashley: Sir.
Shepard: Off to hangover land for you, Williams.
Ashley: ... hate you, Skipper.

Shepard: Love you, too, Ash. 

[ADLegend21]

Aurora313 wrote...



Shepard: What did I tell you Ash?
Ashley: Not to drink the Ryncol...
Shepard: And what did you do?
Ashley:  Drank the Ryncol.
Shepard: Uh huh.
Ashley: F*ck you and that damned steel lever.
Shepard: "-that damned steel liver...?"
Ashley: Sir.
Shepard: Off to hangover land for you, Williams.
Ashley: ... hate you, Skipper.

Ash bb don't be an alcoholic!

[Made Nightwing]

I'm starting to realise that being prejudiced against religious people is the last socially acceptable hatred. The opinions of those that dislike Ash kind of prove it.

[ADLegend21]

The VS are alive! lookat Kaidan with witty comebacks to a article expressing hate for him!

Modifié par ADLegend21, 27 mars 2012 - 05:06 .

[Aurora313]

Shepard: Ah, feeling better?
Ashley: I'm sober now, thank you.
Shepard: Glad to hear it.
Ashley: And Skipper? Just one thing before I head off to most post?
Shepard: Yeah?
*SLAP!*
Shepard: GAH! Damnit! The hell was that for!
Ashley: That's for making fun of me while I was drunk.
Shepard: God, you have no sense of humor anymore.
Ashley: *raises threatening hand*
Shepard: I take it back! I take it back!
Ashley: Good. *walks off*
Joker: *over intercom* You're so whipped.
Shepard: Joker... now is not the time.

Modifié par Aurora313, 27 mars 2012 - 05:09 .

[Clone 071]

ADLegend21 wrote...

The VS are alive! lookat Kaidan with witty comebacks to a article expressing hate for him!

 Ouch... What a kick in the quad.

Modifié par Clone 071, 27 mars 2012 - 05:13 .

[ADLegend21]

Don't Mess with the VS. I'd hae made an Ashely account if he hated them both in that article XD

[ADLegend21]

Mass Effect 3: To the Victory by DP-Films

[CptData]

AshleyMadelineWilliams wrote...

Ash lovers...

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Night night

Never say again you can't do poems

Love it

[Totally Not Swaggacide]

@AMW
That was beautiful