Round about 2190 or so. 
Garrus: Ok, Saren, or 10 000 Batarians.
Shepard: The Batarians, easily. Ok. A horde of rampaging Klixen, or a pack or rabid Vorcha.
Garrus: Klixen. Vorcha are almost too easy to drop.
Shepard: Ok, that was an easy one.
Garrus: Now here's a hard one. Harbinger... or a pissed off spouse?
Shepard: Harbinger, any day.
Garrus: You're kidding?
Shepard: I am not. Have you SEEN Ashley when she's angry. She's pregnant right now and when her hormones go out of whack, I wanna catch the next ride into dark space.
Garrus: I'll be damned. The Legendary Commander Shepard is scared of a woman.
Shepard: Not just any woman. My
very pregnant wife. Major difference Vakarian.
Garrus: True. I remember how - what was the expression - 'Heads over heels' you were for Williams all the way back on the SR1. Glad to see these last few years haven't changed that.
Shepard: Thanks... I think. What about you?
Garrus: Harbinger or Spouse? Well. Remember that time we played a joke on Tali?
Shepard: Heh - Which one?
Garrus: When we uploaded a geth unit to her combat drone and convinced it to sing the Elcor Phantom of the Opera.
Shepard: We were both VERY drunk at the time, I believe.
Garrus: Yeah. Well. Let's just say, that was a very... insightful experience about what would happened if I got on her bad side.
Shepard: Yeah. I remember. I gotta tell you, I did not envy you Vakarian, not a single bit.
Garrus: Meanwhile, you were hungover from all the Ryncol and stammered out a proposal to Ash in front of the entire crew I believe... after she found the ring in her boot.
Shepard: To this day, I still have no idea how it got there. And not my best moment, but certainly not my worst.
Garrus: Yes. For you personally, it may have been the happiest day of your life. When she said yes, but what about all your fangirls out there. I seem to remember a few Krogans had mating requests for you.
Shepard: Yes, unfortunately, I've only got eyes on one gal. Wouldn't have married her if that was gonna change. Besides, I had to take myself off the market so you could get a fair shot at them.
Garrus: Stealing my lines, Shepard? Have you really stooped that low?
Shepard: Just stating facts, Garrus. And for god's sake, call me by my first name. You've earned that you know.
Garrus: Thanks. But I'll just stick to 'Shepard'.
*picks up sniper rifle and locks thermal clip into place* Now are we gonna do this thing or what?
Shepard: Batter up! *
picked up bottle and proceeds to toss it.*
Modifié par Aurora313, 28 mars 2012 - 01:27 .