Ashley: Skipper - Whatcha doing?
Shepard: Stuff.
Ashley: That's obvious. What kind of stuff?
Shepard: My kind of stuff.
Ashley: Why do you look so down in the dumps?
Shepard: I'm upset.
Ashley: Why? What happened?
Shepard: Someone broke my Normandy SR1 model. Dicks.
Ashley: Skipper... It's a model.
Shepard: One that I spent
HOURS repairing after the Collector base mission! Got shattered into a million pieces, took me nearly a week to get it all back together.
Ashley: They say Art imitates life... Aw, there there. Want a hug?
Shepard: Yes please.