Lt. Commander Ashley Williams thread: "Don't 'Ash' me!" We're Back Baby!
#23626
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:16
#23627
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:17
Aurora313 wrote...
I don't dialogue for everything you know.
i meant for Ashleys inner thoughts...
#23628
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:18
Modifié par Aurora313, 29 mars 2012 - 05:19 .
#23629
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:19
Aurora313 wrote...
I said I wasn't doing them.
https://p.twimg.com/...AuyPv.jpg:large
Modifié par Totally Not Swaggacide, 29 mars 2012 - 05:19 .
#23630
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:21
Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...
https://p.twimg.com/...AuyPv.jpg:large
See? That's Inner!Ashley's reaction to her fate at the ending. No Shepard, no big-ass diamond ring, no Mini!Ash or Lil!Shepard....
#23631
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:22

Ash: *salutes* Good night.
#23632
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:23
Aurora313 wrote...
Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...
https://p.twimg.com/...AuyPv.jpg:large
See? That's Inner!Ashley's reaction to her fate at the ending. No Shepard, no big-ass diamond ring, no Mini!Ash or Lil!Shepard....
Poor Ash has to inbreed with Joker
#23633
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:24
Clone 071 wrote...
And now it's time for me to get some much needed rest:
Ash: *salutes* Good night.
good night good sir
#23634
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:25
Aurora313 wrote...
See? That's Inner!Ashley's reaction to her fate at the ending. No Shepard, no big-ass diamond ring, no Mini!Ash or Lil!Shepard....
#23635
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:25
Modifié par Aurora313, 29 mars 2012 - 05:52 .
#23636
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:34
Clone 071 wrote...
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Gosh, I'm so horrible.
Middle option on the right.
#23637
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 05:50
#23638
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 07:04
Clone 071 wrote...
Lol, I couldn't resist this:
#1 (Paragon left)
Shepard: Yeah, one of my friends is sick. Really sick ... the doctors say, he won't make it through the month. It's for him to ease the pain. Maybe we two should see him next time we visit the Citadel? Heard he's in the Huerta's.
Ashley: Oh ... sorry to hear that. Who's your friend?
Shepard: Chief William Turner from the SSV Port Royal.
#2 (Paragon right)
Shepard: It all depends on relativity, Ash! Maybe you found a couch on top of the stash? The stash has been there for eternity, while the couch just appeared when you entered my room?
Ashley: Are you on pie-eyed, Sir?
Shepard: Does your armor melt?
Ashley: Guess that's an honest answer.
#3 (Neutral right)
Shepard: Uhh, ... what? That's not mine! No, seriously. I bet that's a conspiracy: the Reapers told Cerberus to plant that stuff under my couch so my curious Gunnery Chief will find it and get me to a court for drug abuse ...
Ashley: ... right.
Shepard: I swear!
Ashley: I heard it last night.
#4 (Renegade right)
Shepard: Hey, that's from Snape's drugstore, Ash. "Gillyweed" or something. In case I need to dive for an hour without scuba gear ...
Ashley: The "Snape's drugstore" on the Citadel, Skip?
Shepard: Yeah, exactly!
Ashley: Ahh ... yes. I dismissed that claim.
Shepard: *waves hand* you believe me.
Ashley: No.
Shepard: Jedi trick not working. Where's my lightsaber?!
#5 (Renegade left)
Shepard: Kinda glad you just find the "light stuff".
Ashley: No, actually I also found two bricks of coke, a full set of chemicals for LSD, some crystal and ...
Shepard: Hey, commanding this ship against those ancient machines takes its toll. Did you think one man can take this without some kind of support?
Ashley: I see ...
Shepard: Can I touch your t*ts?
Ashley: No.
Shepard: Then gimme back my stuff!
Modifié par CptData, 29 mars 2012 - 07:06 .
#23639
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 07:09
#23640
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 07:15
Gold. Just pure gold!
And now for my response. Again Pierce = headcanon Fem!shep = Bro!Shep's foster sister
Pierce: ASHLEY!!
Ashley: What?
Pierce: *snatches her shoulders and shakes her hysterically* What the F*CK is wrong with you?!
Ashley: Calm down, what did I do to ****** you off?
Pierce: Shepard told me you found the stash!
Ashley: Yeah, and flushed it down the toliet.
Pierce: That was mine! What the hell is wrong with you?
Ashley: They were drugs, Rox.
Pierce: I'm a hedonist! Vega's not interested so I gotta take what I can get!
Ashley: Ok, if they were yours, why were they in Shepard's room?
Pierce: 'Cause he's a damn SpecTRe! That's why. He can get away with it!
Ashley: That's pretty flimsy, Pierce.
Pierce: You seriously expect me to keep it in my footlocker where anyone can find it, and face a court matial?
Ashley: That sounds more like you.
Modifié par Aurora313, 29 mars 2012 - 07:16 .
#23641
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 07:27
I like drug-abusing Shep more. 'specially when he comes up with funny excuses ...
Shall I do the rest of the pics too?
#23642
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 07:38
And it's just cost us the match....
Ashley would be so disappointed with me... T.T
Not to self, pick solider next time.
Modifié par Aurora313, 29 mars 2012 - 07:42 .
#23643
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 07:59
Clone 071 wrote...
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Gosh, I'm so horrible.
Keep up the good work. Here we go ...
#1 (Paragon left)
Shepard: Hey, I'm Commander Shepard, nice to meet you, Ash. You ... *rubs back of head* ... look beautiful. Wanna date me?
Ashley: Well, I'm ... you just sweeped me off my feet, Commander ...
Shepard: Please ...
Ashley: Okay. It's against the rules, but you have a fine ass and ... wait. I didn't say out that loud, did I?
Kaidan: You did.
#2 (Paragon right)
Shepard: Hey, I'm Commander Shepard. Nice to meet you - how are you doing?
Ashley: Thank you, Sir. I'm fine, just shot some Geth in the morning. And you?
Shepard: Oh, I had a crappy morning, but it turns better and better. 'specially after meeting you.
Ashley: That's not a bad attempt to flirt with me, Sir?
Shepard: No, no, of course not.
Ashley: That's bad. 'cause I'm a sucker for cheesy flirts ...
Kaidan: Can confirm that!
#3 (Neutral right)
Shepard: Uhh ...
Kaidan: Her head is a bit above the point you're looking at, Commander.
Shepard: Right. Thank you, Lieutenant.
Ashley: *sigh* ... men.
#4 (Renegade right)
Shepard: "Ashley", huh? No last name? Ah, nevermind, I'll find it out anyway.
Ashley: It's "Williams". Ashley Madeline Williams.
Shepard: Oh, thanks. Mind if I check out your Xtranetbook account?
Ashley: No ... ?
Shepard: Joker, I need the password for "Ashley Madeline Williams" ...
Joker: [i]Hang on ... got it. It's "Boomstick".
Shepard: Thank you.
Ashley: What was that for?
Shepard: Going to check out if you got nude pics in your secret folder.
#5 (Renegade left)
Shepard: Turn and show me your rear, Ash. Wanna get a nice view on DEM ASH!
Ashley: What the ... ?
Shepard: Oh c'mon. I never talk to women until I got a view on their rear.
Kaidan: He's always like that without his morning coffee, chief.
Ashley: Aye-aye, Sir. *turns*
Shepard: Fiiine ... okay. Accepted. 8pm, in my cabin, Ash. Bring wine!
#23644
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:12
#23645
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:14
Not sure if this exists somewhere but i didn't feel like Googling it.
#23646
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:27
#23647
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:31
Zeppex wrote...
Another thread has pics of would be Liara/Shep kids. We need pics of a Ash/Shep family. Someone do it, please?
There's one between 850 - 900 or so ...
Who created the pics I graced with dialogues today?
I want more ^^
#23648
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:36
#23649
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:38
Totally Not Swaggacide wrote...
I need a name for my FemSheo please help!
Aurora *g*
Ashley (yes, I have one - still ME1 char only)
Kathryn
Gabrielle
...
#23650
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:41
(cue Pokemon battle song!!)
Also amazing dialogue Data





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