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[Vataxa]

exelsis wrote...

Olueq wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Do not want.


Edit: Death by tongue asphyxiation is still a step above being host to implanted, parasitic young. We are improving!

Id french kiss her anyway.

Then you would choke on a very large tongue while she inserts eggs into your abdominal cavity. Not a good way to go man. It would be like alien chestbursters, but your girlfriend put them inside you...

Kinky... 
lol


Anybody else like really long tongues?

[Fattness132]

@Unschuld
He never actually had it go all the way - he was near the end of it a few times but got it - she still took a rocket to the face.

Modifié par Fattness132, 30 mars 2012 - 03:11 .

[XenoAlbedo]

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

[forthary]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

You shall become one of us.

*Tali sticks her tongue down XenoAlbedo's throat, turns into one of us*

[Unschuld]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

Because this is Tali thread. **** gets ****ing serious here. 

[XenoAlbedo]

forthary wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

You shall become one of us.

*Tali sticks her tongue down XenoAlbedo's throat, turns into one of us*

NOOOOOOO!

[darthrevaninlight]

forthary wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

You shall become one of us.

*Tali sticks her tongue down XenoAlbedo's throat, turns into one of us*

I was going to tell him to run while he could but I guess it's too late now.

[exelsis]

Everyone is being used as hosts for tali's brood apparently. But I stand firm! I shall never succumb to the false tali! You can choke me with your huge tongue, but you will never break my heart! For Vectron! For The true tali!

Modifié par exelsis, 30 mars 2012 - 03:15 .

[Unschuld]

Fattness132 wrote...

@Unschuld
He never actually had it go all the way - he was near the end of it a few times but got it - she still took a rocket to the face.

Oh. Well then maybe she wasn't loyal then? Don't think anyone can die provided they're both loyal and properly suited to their roles.

[GooseofSteel]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

And we were unaware that when we freed your mandibles from that chair's infrastructure that we would create idea for mini Creator Zorah statues.

[Ryuji2]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

*raises pastels and colored pencils and erasors and chickens and Tali*

Chickens? Interesting. Whatever inspiration works.

*hands a dozen tiny Tali statues over*

[Fattness132]

Unschuld wrote...

Fattness132 wrote...

@Unschuld
He never actually had it go all the way - he was near the end of it a few times but got it - she still took a rocket to the face.

Oh. Well then maybe she wasn't loyal then? Don't think anyone can die provided they're both loyal and properly suited to their roles.

Nope she was loyal. I really have no clear idea what went wrong, but i forced him to restart anyway to correct his  mistake lol.

Edit: Top (again? lol)

Modifié par Fattness132, 30 mars 2012 - 03:20 .

[Cro730]

forthary wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

You shall become one of us.

*Tali sticks her tongue down XenoAlbedo's throat, turns into one of us*

Not sure i'm a fan of Tali having an overly long tongue. I think it would be near normal (human size)...

[Unschuld]

XenoAlbedo wrote...
NOOOOOOO!

Pretty much my reaction when things start to head down that path here. At least once per day.

[XenoAlbedo]

GooseofSteel wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

And we were unaware that when we freed your mandibles from that chair's infrastructure that we would create idea for mini Creator Zorah statues.

Yeah I wasn't expecting that either. Wait it was the head frindge. The mandible incident was a shard of glass.

Modifié par XenoAlbedo, 30 mars 2012 - 03:18 .

[exelsis]

It is only a matter of time before someone turns this fiasco into a minific. Like that wierd tentacle face ugly tali one. Only one way to fix this now.
FOR THE HEMPRAHSSS TALI'ZORAH!

[Unschuld]

Fattness132 wrote...
Nope she was loyal. I really have no clear idea what went wrong, but i forced him to restart anyway to correct his  mistake lol.

Luckily your friend isn't an imbecile like mine. Tali was the only one who died in his "canon" Suicide Mission. Not because he wanted to kill her off, but because of derp.

[Ryuji2]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

GooseofSteel wrote...

XenoAlbedo wrote...

I'm back. Please tell me we're not discussing anything wei-
Oh... We're discussing Tali's tongue now... Whyyyyy?!

And we were unaware that when we freed your mandibles from that chair's infrastructure that we would create idea for mini Creator Zorah statues.

Yeah I wasn't expecting that either. Wait it was the head frindge. The mandible incident was a shard of glass.

Right. The Doc wasn't around so I applied Medi-gel, Thane style.

...May Thane be hunting greater prey now...

Also, I wonder if he ever had any interaction with Tali? There seems to be barely any besides Tali and Garrus...hrm...

[XenoAlbedo]

exelsis wrote...

It is only a matter of time before someone turns this fiasco into a minific. Like that wierd tentacle face ugly tali one. Only one way to fix this now.
FOR THE HEMPRAHSSS TALI'ZORAH!
*Snip*

Purge everything!

[Unschuld]

Ryuji2 wrote...
Also, I wonder if he ever had any interaction with Tali? There seems to be barely any besides Tali and Garrus...hrm...

I've heard that there's some sort of rape comic.

[ryder500]

Tali in a space marine suit? Interesting...

[Ryuji2]

Unschuld wrote...

Ryuji2 wrote...
Also, I wonder if he ever had any interaction with Tali? There seems to be barely any besides Tali and Garrus...hrm...

I've heard that there's some sort of rape comic.

Well...canon stuff that's not fan-made.

[comrade gando]

Olueq wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Do not want.


Edit: Death by tongue asphyxiation is still a step above being host to implanted, parasitic young. We are improving!

Id french kiss her anyway.

Better than what we got. Hmm, not so bad actually. Ooo that's very nice. Oh wow this is amazi--umm does this make me wierd?

[exelsis]

Her love shall be my shield, and her wrath my sword! I shall suffer not the tentacleheads to live! The craven mirimancers shall fall beneath our boots! Jakob has no significant fanbase! By vectron's might, FOR TALI'ZORAH!

Edit: the rape thing is a FF about daro'xen on her pilgrimage. It is so unbelievably messed up. It makes you feel BAD for xen. Only read it if you want it to be headcanon, because it likely will become so.

Modifié par exelsis, 30 mars 2012 - 03:26 .

[Fattness132]

comrade gando wrote...

Olueq wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Do not want.
*snip*

Edit: Death by tongue asphyxiation is still a step above being host to implanted, parasitic young. We are improving!

Id french kiss her anyway.

Better than what we got. Hmm, not so bad actually. Ooo that's very nice. Oh wow this is amazi--umm does this make me wierd?

No. I honestly dont think it is that bad. Something very different at least .

Modifié par Fattness132, 30 mars 2012 - 03:25 .