Dilandau3000 wrote...
forthary wrote...
"Lug nuts! Precious lug nuts!"
"Wow, look at all this element zero! That'd be enough to fuel some of our civilian ships for years!"
"Wow, look at this alien human technology! They call it a 'socket wrench'. I've never seen anything like it!"
After all, these suits have more pockets than you think!
And they made us think Kasumi was the master thief! A clever bit of misdirection. 
I heard Kasumi gave Tali tips on more than just kissing...
Speaking of which, I think I will need to put more monitoring devices onboard the normandy. My crew is complaining that some of their personal belongings are missing and parts of their bedsheets are torn off. And I might have to conduct some personal searches on Miss Vas Normandy at the security checkpoint near the war room...
*Tali steps through security checkpoint*
Shepard: "Im afraid I am going to have to search you, Miss Vas Normandy."
Tali: "Oh, oh right. Yes. Definately. Please do."
*Shepard searches Tali and begins dumping anything in her pockets onto the floor*
Tali: "oooo, Shepard, you sure know how to search a quarian..."
*More stolen parts and torn bedsheet pieces are dropping onto the floor*
Tali: *Giggles* "Where did those come from? I didn't know they were in my pockets...*Blushes under the helm*
Shepard: "I'm afraid I will have to compensate most of these goods, Miss Vas Normandy. The crew has been reporting missing things from their cabins."
Tali: "Oh, oh yes, I borrowed a few things and forgot to return them..."
Shepard: "I'd hate for some of your things to go missing as well, Miss Vas Normandy. If you need parts to repair your suit, you need only ask."
Tali: "Maybe if we stop by the citidel we can pick up some parts to fix up my suit."
Shepard: "Maybe we will...Miss Vas Normandy. Carry on."
*Stops by the citidel and finds out spare parts for Tali's suit are 350,000 credits.*
Shepard: "Well, I did say mayb-"
*Tali yanks Shepard to her face*
Tali: "And you did say the crew was complaining about missing things from their cabins."
Shepard: "Um...maybe I can take out a loan."
Modifié par forthary, 05 avril 2012 - 03:43 .