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[WizenSlinky0]

bazzag wrote...

my desire?

Tali playing dress up...

Your desire has been granted. Tali has additional apperences. Swap through them.<3

[Tom80]

Yuvero wrote...

maybe they will add a new ending........ a yellow ending !!!!!!

Will it be the happy ending ? 
I hope, but don't believe full.........


!!! TALI ENDING = PURPLE !!!

Modifié par Tom80, 05 avril 2012 - 03:26 .

[bazzag]

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

bazzag wrote...

my desire?

Tali playing dress up...

Your desire has been granted. Tali has additional apperences. Swap through them.<3

But...theres no nursey outfit...

[Yuvero]

Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

I understand why people want the IT to be correct. But I can't really see it (the current ending) as anything but a monumental disaster and feel the only redemption for it is via the harsh, humiliating path of the retcon. It was that bad, it needs erasing from all records and replaced with something that makes sense and fits in with the rest of the series. Furthermore EA should pay for us all to have hypnotism to allow us to suppress the memory of the ending.

My reaction to the announcement today...

Eh? Clarity? Um, I'm a smart guy. I can imagine what happens after Shepard screws over the galaxy. I don't need an "official" explanation, sorry. Still want an ending.

Mass Effect 3 is like... You've been seeing this girl for a long time, and you're falling for her pretty hard.  You might even be in love.  Then one day, she pulls you in for a kiss... and she pepper sprays you in the eyes.  Adding insult to injury, she takes a hammer to your private parts, steals your money, spits on you for good measure, breaks up with you, and flees the country, never to be heard from again.

No mentioning childsupport, court fees and she took your car.

[WizenSlinky0]

bazzag wrote...

But...theres no nursey outfit...

I'm sorry, I follow the rules of where the quote came from. Outlaw star.

I may only grant one of your desires. Next time be more specific!

[bazzag]

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

bazzag wrote...

But...theres no nursey outfit...

I'm sorry, I follow the rules of where the quote came from. Outlaw star.

I may only grant one of your desires. Next time be more specific!

*sorrowfully bows head, tears trickling down face*

not even a stethoscope?...

[WizenSlinky0]

bazzag wrote...

*sorrowfully bows head, tears trickling down face*

not even a stethoscope?...

No, rules are rules.

*pulls aside*

...Psst, check in the closet for the cosplay outfits.

[XenoAlbedo]

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

Yuvero wrote...

maybe they will add a new ending........ a yellow ending !!!!!!

NO! HOLD THE LINE! WE WILL HAVE PURPLE OR NO CIGAR! Or, well, they can have a cigar. But not a cuban.

...Well, ok a cuban. But they can only smoke half of it.

...Alright, all of it.

Wait... Kal was voices by Baldwin... Baldwin played Casey on Chuck... Who loved pre Cuban revolution cigars in one episode... It all makes sense now!

[Fenrisfil]

bazzag wrote...

Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...

My reaction to the announcement today...

Eh? Clarity? Um, I'm a smart guy. I can imagine what happens after Shepard screws over the galaxy. I don't need an "official" explanation, sorry. Still want an ending.

Mass Effect 3 is like... You've been seeing this girl for a long time, and you're falling for her pretty hard.  You might even be in love.  Then one day, she pulls you in for a kiss... and she pepper sprays you in the eyes.  Adding insult to injury, she takes a hammer to your private parts, steals your money, spits on you for good measure, breaks up with you, and flees the country, never to be heard from again.

and leaves you the bill...

Hmm, so you guys met my ex then?

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 05 avril 2012 - 03:30 .

[forthary]

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*sorrowfully bows head, tears trickling down face*

not even a stethoscope?...

No, rules are rules.

*pulls aside*

...Psst, check in the closet for the cosplay outfits.

Dr. Zorah, I have a boo-boo!

[WizenSlinky0]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

Wait... Kal was voices by Baldwin... Baldwin played Casey on Chuck... Who loved pre Cuban revolution cigars in one episode... It all makes sense now!

Ahh, the conspiracy is unraveling!

[Fenrisfil]

bazzag wrote...

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

My motto, "What is thy desire?"

my desire?

Tali playing dress up...

Should I track down that picture of her in the "commando" style outfit again?

A top post, I guess it would be rude not to:


or did you mean this kind:

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 05 avril 2012 - 03:37 .

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

I cannot imagine my beloved Tali'Zorah being forced to live without Shepard. Even worse if she moves on and finds somebody else. Need... memory wipe. Brain bleach.

[Hypnotix0000]

Fenrisfil wrote...

bazzag wrote...

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

My motto, "What is thy desire?"

my desire?

Tali playing dress up...

Should I track down that picture of her in the "commando" style outfit again?

Not before.
Now you do.

[forthary]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Should I track down that picture of her in the "commando" style outfit again?

A top post, I guess it would be rude not to:
or did you mean this kind:

*Snip*

Remind me to buy Tali a pair of Rabbit ears the next time I go shopping on the citadel.

[bazzag]

forthary wrote...

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

bazzag wrote...

*sorrowfully bows head, tears trickling down face*

not even a stethoscope?...

No, rules are rules.

*pulls aside*

...Psst, check in the closet for the cosplay outfits.

Dr. Zorah, I have a boo-boo!

Well tell me where it hurts, and i'll give it a thorough examination...

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

Hmm. One day, I would like to see Tali in a dress, with her hair down. I bet she would look really pretty.

[Dilandau3000]

Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...

Hmm. One day, I would like to see Tali in a dress, with her hair down. I bet she would look really pretty.

Tali could wear a burlap sack and she would still look pretty, so that's a safe bet.

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

Well yes, but... you know what I mean.

[Reorte]

Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...

I cannot imagine my beloved Tali'Zorah being forced to live without Shepard. Even worse if she moves on and finds somebody else. Need... memory wipe. Brain bleach.

Yep. Nice of them to make a game where what romancing a character finally achieves is massive grief for that character (who is almost certainly going to be the one you like the most). There is no pit in hell deep enough for whoever thought that was a good idea.

[Yuvero]

HAPPY ENDING.....

*Shuttle approachs to a rustic settlement*
Pilot: Landing zone clear Commander.
Shepard: Good, let's find my crew.
*Shepard approachs to the settlement and suddenly an unknow creature jumps over him*
Shepard: HELP!!!!!! (this is a paragon Shep) HELP!!!!!!
*A female quarian runs toward him and take the creature from him*
Shepard: Tali, Tali my love you're alive *hugs and kiss*
Tali: Oh Shepard you're ali..... wait let me clean my visor......you're alive, how?
Shepard: Don't worry my dear, I'll explain later, where is the rest of the crew?
Tali: Well Garrus is calibrating a bonefire, Joker is hunting, due he can't run we installed a propulsion system to his wheelchair, now he can chase some animals and the rest are working all around the settlement.
Shepard: Ok hun lets go home, our home, I'm going to build a house for you, with flower and trees and.....
Tali: A beach....
Shepard: Yes, yes a beach, just you and me......
Tali: and Friday.
Shepard:Friday? Who's Friday?
Tali: This cute creature, we found on Friday so that's how we call him.
Shepard: But why Friday?!
Fake Shepard: We have the answer Commander, Friday is the sixth day of the week....for other races is the fifth.....or not.....well my calculations said that......
*Another shotgun blast finished with jungle's peace*

[ryder500]

Would love for there to be more Tali merchandise. Would especially love a big poster, not them tiny lithographs. Love my massive gaming posters I have all over my room. Big 24" x 36" posters. Man, a Tali poster of that size would be epic. Would laminate it and have it as my center piece.

[XenoAlbedo]

Wouldn't a propulsion system on Joker's wheel chair end up tipping him over when it hits a tree root?

[TrueMadayar]

Meantime we shall express our darker purpose. Give me the game there. Know that we have divided in three our endings: And t'is our fast intent to shake all care and business from our company.

I need more Tali, which is why I'm here.

[bazzag]

Neverwinter_Knight77 wrote...

Hmm. One day, I would like to see Tali in a dress, with her hair down. I bet she would look really pretty.

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