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[darthrevaninlight]

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

She can be comic relief and try to seduce shepard in every episode, before being defeated accidently by Tali without anyone ever noticing her.

I was hoping she would lay eggs, too. Maybe have some freaky mind-melding power.

[iwillkillfortali]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

She can be comic relief and try to seduce shepard in every episode, before being defeated accidently by Tali without anyone ever noticing her.

I was hoping she would lay eggs, too. Maybe have some freaky mind-melding power.

Set the EGGS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cro730]

^poor liara. all the hate.

forthary wrote...

Oh keelah, Tali...

Wait, Tali's supposed to say that to me, not the other way around!  Well, I must confess her skills are quite impressive.  I'd give her 1 star for each finger or toe that she has, but unfortunately, it only goes up to 5 stars.

Tali is so great she can more than 5 stars. give her all the stars you want
in fact, she is my star

Modifié par Cro730, 06 avril 2012 - 02:27 .

[darthrevaninlight]

^
I think we need another "boshtet cro is Tali's favorite" comic again lol

Unschuld wrote...

Yeah, a name like this usually necessitates a nickname. At least you guys get the spelling right, I've been called all sorts of mispronounced versions as well, even "unschooled". lol.

As for Qumans, hopefully not. I came back here because things seem to have calmed down a bit/gotten more positive, not because I wanted to tempt another aneurysm.

Tali with an aneurysm.... not pretty.

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 06 avril 2012 - 02:27 .

[iwillkillfortali]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Unschuld wrote...

Yeah, a name like this usually necessitates a nickname. At least you guys get the spelling right, I've been called all sorts of mispronounced versions as well, even "unschooled". lol.

As for Qumans, hopefully not. I came back here because things seem to have calmed down a bit/gotten more positive, not because I wanted to tempt another aneurysm.

Tali with an aneurysm.... not pretty.

I call Tali Tal sometimes.

[forthary]

Cro730 wrote...

^poor liar. all the hate.

forthary wrote...

Oh keelah, Tali...

Wait, Tali's supposed to say that to me, not the other way around!  Well, I must confess her skills are quite impressive.  I'd give her 1 star for each finger or toe that she has, but unfortunately, it only goes up to 5 stars.

Tali is so great she can more than 5 stars. give her all the stars you want
in fact, she is my star

Well, looks like ill have to give her ∞ stars.  Wish I could give this thread the same...

Modifié par forthary, 06 avril 2012 - 02:29 .

[darthrevaninlight]

iwillkillfortali wrote...
I call Tali Tal sometimes.

I would do that too, but I dont want to make her self-conscious about her height (lame pun)

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 06 avril 2012 - 02:29 .

[exelsis]

Polygenetic qumans. I will never back down.
Tali has more swirly cloth than just her wrap!

[Unschuld]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

^
I think we need another "boshtet cro is Tali's favorite" comic again lol

Unschuld wrote...

Yeah, a name like this usually necessitates a nickname. At least you guys get the spelling right, I've been called all sorts of mispronounced versions as well, even "unschooled". lol.

As for Qumans, hopefully not. I came back here because things seem to have calmed down a bit/gotten more positive, not because I wanted to tempt another aneurysm.

Tali with an aneurysm.... not pretty.

Huh? What? I was talking about me getting an aneurysm from being furious earlier. 

By the way, that comment about eggs... you lost me on that one... 

[darthrevaninlight]

^
Yeah yeah I know. Fail at changing subject smoothlike >__>

Liara.
As a witch.
She would lay eggs, right?

Just like Tali as a gypsy would dance.

Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 06 avril 2012 - 02:34 .

[forthary]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

^
Yeah yeah I know. Fail at changing subject smoothlike >__>

Liara.
As a witch.
She would lay eggs, right?

Just like Tali as a gypsy would dance.

............................

Rrrrrrrrrrright.

Anyways...on a more Tali related note, if Tali gave you the chance to massage her at one location of your choice (That she approved, of course), where would you massage her?  I think I would go for the back, it tends to be the more soothing massage...although shoulders is a good alternative, with legs or feet falling in third.

[darthrevaninlight]

exelsis wrote...
Dont you mean shepard is a knight, tali is an elven sorceress, garrus is a half-giant?, mordin is a gnome, jack is a crazy orc shaman, jacob is the one black guy, and liara is... no idea.

Garrus = orc
Tali = (compromise) elf gypsy
Mordin = frog
Jack = ......evil horny monkey with devil horns
Jacob = gnome

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

lol at the Liara hate. You guys don't have to hate one character to love another.

[iwillkillfortali]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

^
Yeah yeah I know. Fail at changing subject smoothlike >__>

Liara.
As a witch.
She would lay eggs, right?

Just like Tali as a gypsy would dance.

Tali dancing.

[Nkromelow]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

exelsis wrote...
Dont you mean shepard is a knight, tali is an elven sorceress, garrus is a half-giant?, mordin is a gnome, jack is a crazy orc shaman, jacob is the one black guy, and liara is... no idea.

Garrus = orc
Tali = (compromise) elf gypsy
Mordin = frog
Jack = ......evil horny monkey with devil horns
Jacob = gnome

Are Wrex/Grunt giant lizards?

[exelsis]

forthary wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

^
Yeah yeah I know. Fail at changing subject smoothlike >__>

Liara.
As a witch.
She would lay eggs, right?

Just like Tali as a gypsy would dance.

............................

Rrrrrrrrrrright.

Anyways...on a more Tali related note, if Tali gave you the chance to massage her at one location of your choice (That she approved, of course), where would you massage her?  I think I would go for the back, it tends to be the more soothing massage...although shoulders is a good alternative, with legs or feet falling in third.

ALL OF HER. In the same order as you mentioned them.

Modifié par exelsis, 06 avril 2012 - 02:41 .

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

Nkromelow wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

exelsis wrote...
Dont you mean shepard is a knight, tali is an elven sorceress, garrus is a half-giant?, mordin is a gnome, jack is a crazy orc shaman, jacob is the one black guy, and liara is... no idea.

Garrus = orc
Tali = (compromise) elf gypsy
Mordin = frog
Jack = ......evil horny monkey with devil horns
Jacob = gnome

Are Wrex/Grunt giant lizards?

Actually, I think Garrus and Wrex are backwards in this scenario.

[iwillkillfortali]

Nkromelow wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

exelsis wrote...
Dont you mean shepard is a knight, tali is an elven sorceress, garrus is a half-giant?, mordin is a gnome, jack is a crazy orc shaman, jacob is the one black guy, and liara is... no idea.

Garrus = orc
Tali = (compromise) elf gypsy
Mordin = frog
Jack = ......evil horny monkey with devil horns
Jacob = gnome

Are Wrex/Grunt giant lizards?

And I am Dyson The Crasy Warrior!!!!!!!!

[Ryuji2]

I'm curious as to why most people colored Tali's skin purple in fan art. Don't get me wrong, it's interesting, just I'm betting there more skin colors to them than that.

[Cro730]

forthary wrote...


Anyways...on a more Tali related note, if Tali gave you the chance to massage her at one location of your choice (That she approved, of course), where would you massage her?  I think I would go for the back, it tends to be the more soothing massage...although shoulders is a good alternative, with legs or feet falling in third.

*insert sexual joke*
jk

I would massage... her face. That way I would get to see it.

[iwillkillfortali]

Cro730 wrote...

forthary wrote...


Anyways...on a more Tali related note, if Tali gave you the chance to massage her at one location of your choice (That she approved, of course), where would you massage her?  I think I would go for the back, it tends to be the more soothing massage...although shoulders is a good alternative, with legs or feet falling in third.

*insert sexual joke*
jk

I would massage... her face. That way I would get to see it.

I would massage her ****** or her butt.

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

exelsis wrote...

forthary wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...

^
Yeah yeah I know. Fail at changing subject smoothlike >__>

Liara.
As a witch.
She would lay eggs, right?

Just like Tali as a gypsy would dance.

............................

Rrrrrrrrrrright.

Anyways...on a more Tali related note, if Tali gave you the chance to massage her at one location of your choice (That she approved, of course), where would you massage her?  I think I would go for the back, it tends to be the more soothing massage...although shoulders is a good alternative, with legs or feet falling in third.

ALL OF HER. In the same order as you mentioned them.

I didn't see the post that you're quoting, oddly enough...  But, feet for me.

[Cro730]

Nkromelow wrote...

Are Wrex/Grunt giant lizards?

I would suggest large rocks with faces.
or porcupines.

[OchreJelly]

Promised I'd share some doodles earlier so here I am. \\o/ Something from a two hour-long doodle session yesterday.



Wanted to base it on the 'official' lore for the most part. Will probably try some odder appearances later when I get some time; not really a fan of the purple long-haired space-elf idea.

Face looks a bit creepy. The eyes are hard to make 'cute' looking. :<

EDIT: I stumble in here during the weirdest topics. :|

Modifié par OchreJelly, 06 avril 2012 - 02:44 .

[exelsis]

Ryuji2 wrote...

I'm curious as to why most people colored Tali's skin purple in fan art. Don't get me wrong, it's interesting, just I'm betting there more skin colors to them than that.

3 centuries of extreme genepool bottlenecking, and absolutely no selection based on color of any type. I'd say they are pretty uniform in color. A uniform gray.