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[exelsis]

I'd snuggle and cuddle tali in all the right places. And in public. Mass effect 3 needed 700% more tali snuggling.


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Modifié par exelsis, 06 avril 2012 - 05:13 .

[forthary]

Maderek wrote...

Hey, guys, what's going on in--

By the Gods... *stares in awe*

Oh it's a trap alright...but for Tali, ill gladly fall for it.  And enjoy it.

exelsis wrote...

I'd snuggle and cuddle tali in all the right places. And in public.

And have people stare at us?  No thank you.  That's what the captain's cabin is for.  Oh, and...

*Disconnects EDI's monitoring devices*

Modifié par forthary, 06 avril 2012 - 05:14 .

[arne1234]

Well...I seem to lack creativity for a new topic, but I'll give it what I got:

What kind of medicine do you believe Tali took while recovering from Shepard's romantic encounter with her? Now that I think about it, it wouldn't be too good of a idea to take herbal suppliments or most of the other usual medicine Tali would take AFTER she goes through a experience, as these medicines take time to reach full effect, and works better to prevent than cure...

Only thing I can think of are antibiotics or something to help kill any potentally harmful germs that can be contracted during the encounter...

probably something that prevents her from having a allergic reaction as tali herself would be poisenous to any earth bound virus. Their are other things she could do but it would get creepy fast

[exelsis]

arne1234 wrote...

Well...I seem to lack creativity for a new topic, but I'll give it what I got:

What kind of medicine do you believe Tali took while recovering from Shepard's romantic encounter with her? Now that I think about it, it wouldn't be too good of a idea to take herbal suppliments or most of the other usual medicine Tali would take AFTER she goes through a experience, as these medicines take time to reach full effect, and works better to prevent than cure...

Only thing I can think of are antibiotics or something to help kill any potentally harmful germs that can be contracted during the encounter...

probably something that prevents her from having a allergic reaction as tali herself would be poisenous to any earth bound virus. Their are other things she could do but it would get creepy fast

Nothing wrong with a little biology. I don't know why this could turn creepy. Just help tali, you know, wash her back. and everywhere else. -hand slides down steamy shower glass-

[WizenSlinky0]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Because it seems people have forgotten this is not a chatbox.

There was really absolutely no need for that.

Perhaps you should be in the Garrus forum, you do have a certain fondness for sticks in soft places

[iwillkillfortali]

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Because it seems people have forgotten this is not a chatbox.

There was really absolutely no need for that.

Perhaps you should be in the Garrus forum, you do have a certain fondness for sticks in soft places

Good one silky.

[Wuzzles]

I haven't played as a Male Shep, nor do I intend to, but Do you actually get to see Tali's Face? I know she takes her mask off with her back to you on her homeworld. Still upset there was no Female Shep romance option though  dialogue hints from ME2 made you think Tali was thinking about it.

[iwillkillfortali]

Wuzzles wrote...

I haven't played as a Male Shep, nor do I intend to, but Do you actually get to see Tali's Face? I know she takes her mask off with her back to you on her homeworld. Still upset there was no Female Shep romance option though  dialogue hints from ME2 made you think Tali was thinking about it.

Her face is shown only if you romance her as a male.

[exelsis]

Wuzzles wrote...

I haven't played as a Male Shep, nor do I intend to, but Do you actually get to see Tali's Face? I know she takes her mask off with her back to you on her homeworld. Still upset there was no Female Shep romance option though  dialogue hints from ME2 made you think Tali was thinking about it.

After rannoch, you can find a picture next to your bed. It is a half-assed, lazy, unimaginative thing. It is a poorly photoshopped picture of a middle eastern pageant winner/model. The hands look SO wrong. Just headcanon over it. The pic bioware gives you is garbage.

And, are you female? Even if you are, NO maleshep playthroughs? Odd.

[forthary]

exelsis wrote...

Nothing wrong with a little biology. I don't know why this could turn creepy. Just help tali, you know, wash her back. and everywhere else. -hand slides down steamy shower glass-

Ah, the many things I can get at the dextro store...exotic soaps, conditioners, fragrances...I knew it was a good idea to buy them and leave them in the restroom. 

Oh, hang on, Tali wants something, she's yelling for me in the shower.

*30 minutes later*

Wow, didn't know Tali had so much dead skin on her body...*Shudder*  But still, totally worth it.

Modifié par forthary, 06 avril 2012 - 05:27 .

[Alpha90]

 Let's all ask Garrus to calibrate the endings for us.

[exelsis]

forthary wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Nothing wrong with a little biology. I don't know why this could turn creepy. Just help tali, you know, wash her back. and everywhere else. -hand slides down steamy shower glass-

Ah, the many things I can get at the dextro store...exotic soaps, conditioners, fragrances...I knew it was a good idea to buy them and leave them in the restroom. 

Oh, hang on, Tali wants something, she's yelling for me in the shower.

*5 minutes later*

Wow, didn't know Tali had so much dead skin on her body...*Shudder*  But still, totally worth it.

Quarians shower regularly, both on and off the floatilla if at all possible. Also, the rapid shedding of outer skin cells in humans would be a detriment to a desert creature. Quarians probably have either much longer-lasting, non-permeable skin, or something resembling scales in function.  

Don't worry tali, I'll get you cleaned up right away.

Modifié par exelsis, 06 avril 2012 - 05:28 .

[iwillkillfortali]

Alpha90 wrote...

 Let's all ask Garrus to calibrate the endings for us.

Maybe he WILL now make good calibrations.

Modifié par iwillkillfortali, 06 avril 2012 - 05:29 .

[bazzag]

Right guys, its finally the moment of truth.

My fanfic is finished, edited and uploaded, premiering right here, right now


http://www.fanfictio..._ending_for_ME3

I enjoyed writing it, and was pleased with the result, esp. as i'd never wrote any fanfic or sci-fi stuff before

Its rather long, something like 4-5000 words, so bear with it, and hopefully you'll enjoy it!

Let me know what you think! Hopefully, its what you guys would love for an ending!

[Alpha90]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

Alpha90 wrote...

 Let's all ask Garrus to calibrate the endings for us.

Maybe he WILL now make good calibrations.

He'll probably just pretend he still has that stick in his ass (Like Joker commented on in ME2)

[Alpha90]

bazzag wrote...

Right guys, its finally the moment of truth.

My fanfic is finished, edited and uploaded, premiering right here, right now


http://www.fanfictio..._ending_for_ME3

I enjoyed writing it, and was pleased with the result, esp. as i'd never wrote any fanfic or sci-fi stuff before

Its rather long, something like 4-5000 words, so bear with it, and hopefully you'll enjoy it!

Let me know what you think! Hopefully, its what you guys would love for an ending!

I'll take a look at it 

[WizenSlinky0]

bazzag wrote...

Its rather long, something like 4-5000 words, so bear with it, and hopefully you'll enjoy it!

You call that long?

[Maderek]

[quote]exelsis wrote...

[quote]forthary wrote...

[quote]exelsis wrote...

Nothing wrong with a little biology. I don't know why this could turn creepy. Just help tali, you know, wash her back. and everywhere else. -hand slides down steamy shower glass-[/quote]

-taliisdirtysnipwhat-[/quote]

Hahahaha... That's highly inappropriate, mister.

EDIT: Goddamn these quotes, aarrghhh!

Modifié par Maderek, 06 avril 2012 - 05:39 .

[forthary]

bazzag wrote...

Right guys, its finally the moment of truth.

My fanfic is finished, edited and uploaded, premiering right here, right now


http://www.fanfictio..._ending_for_ME3

I enjoyed writing it, and was pleased with the result, esp. as i'd never wrote any fanfic or sci-fi stuff before

Its rather long, something like 4-5000 words, so bear with it, and hopefully you'll enjoy it!

Let me know what you think! Hopefully, its what you guys would love for an ending!

Not bad.  It provides closure and explaination. 

I think one of the things the developers tend to forget about Mass Effect, even with the first one, is at its heart, it is a RPG at all angles.  A RPG not only in combat, but also in character interaction.  I think the only way they will be able to bring closure to the series is to give players a Mass Effect 3 editor after the dir...sorry, extended cut and let the players make up stuff.  Perhaps Bioware could chime in and offer hints as well as maybe picking a few player-edited pieces and calling them 'canon'.  Ah, but im getting myself too ahead with this, it's a story for another thread.

But good job!

Modifié par forthary, 06 avril 2012 - 05:45 .

[Fattness132]

bazzag wrote...

Right guys, its finally the moment of truth.

My fanfic is finished, edited and uploaded, premiering right here, right now


http://www.fanfictio..._ending_for_ME3

I enjoyed writing it, and was pleased with the result, esp. as i'd never wrote any fanfic or sci-fi stuff before

Its rather long, something like 4-5000 words, so bear with it, and hopefully you'll enjoy it!

Let me know what you think! Hopefully, its what you guys would love for an ending!

Absolutely fabulous. Bravo.

http://mlkshk.com/r/2ZEW

Modifié par Fattness132, 06 avril 2012 - 05:49 .

[bazzag]

WizenSlinky0 wrote...

bazzag wrote...

Its rather long, something like 4-5000 words, so bear with it, and hopefully you'll enjoy it!

You call that long?

Well, longer than i thought it would be

[Cheese of Borg]

exelsis wrote...

I'd snuggle and cuddle tali in all the right places. And in public. Mass effect 3 needed 700% more tali snuggling.


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Garrus: By the spirits, I had no idea that Humans and Quarians were soo horny.  Please, just  get a room.....

[iwillkillfortali]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

exelsis wrote...

I'd snuggle and cuddle tali in all the right places. And in public. Mass effect 3 needed 700% more tali snuggling.


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Garrus: By the spirits, I had no idea that Humans and Quarians were soo horny.  Please, just  get a room.....

I would be funny if the picture said that.

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

exelsis wrote...

I'd snuggle and cuddle tali in all the right places. And in public. Mass effect 3 needed 700% more tali snuggling.


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I'd cuddle with her in public too.    Loving these pics, guys, especially the wedding ones.

[bazzag]

@forthary & Fatness

Thanks for the feedback! Glad you liked it!