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[gamer_girl]

Yeah I know my body has veins.
I can't stand the sight of them though. Makes me either want to faint or vomit. It sucks too because I have to wear pants in the summer since I have very pale skin, making the veins slightly more visible on my legs than they would be if I had darker skin.

[iwillkillfortali]

ShepardAndTali wrote...

Im scared of not being with Tali at the end of Shepards story.

Thank god you are back!!!!!

[skwisgaarthegod]

 

ShepardAndTali wrote...

Im scared of not being with Tali at the end of Shepards story.

 
If its not in the "extended cut" there will be much rage.

Modifié par skwisgaarthegod, 07 avril 2012 - 04:34 .

[skwisgaarthegod]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

My fears:
Spiders, heights, some sea creatures, clowns, veins, small spaces, darkness, various fictional horror creatures...

Oooohh I know the best clown video I've wanted to try out on someone.. but I couldn't do that, wouldn't want to scare you off now  

DO THAT AND SOMEONE DIES!!!

Man you really gotta calm down 

[XenoAlbedo]

Oh, another fear of mine is this music. I have never... and I mean NEVER heard a scarier soundtrack.

Modifié par XenoAlbedo, 07 avril 2012 - 04:36 .

[gamer_girl]

XENO
Those pictures are scary!!
Do you really want me to be here all night because I can't sleep because I think those creatures are in my closet waiting for me to close my eyes so they can come out and start eating me alive? DX

[iwillkillfortali]

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

My fears:
Spiders, heights, some sea creatures, clowns, veins, small spaces, darkness, various fictional horror creatures...

Oooohh I know the best clown video I've wanted to try out on someone.. but I couldn't do that, wouldn't want to scare you off now  

DO THAT AND SOMEONE DIES!!!

Man you really gotta calm down 

Maybe because I also hate clowns and spiders because getting attacked by a turantula is not good for a child.

[iwillkillfortali]

gamer_girl wrote...

XENO
Those pictures are scary!!
Do you really want me to be here all night because I can't sleep because I think those creatures are in my closet waiting for me to close my eyes so they can come out and start eating me alive? DX

Maybe you being here all night might be good.

[XenoAlbedo]

gamer_girl wrote...

XENO
Those pictures are scary!!
Do you really want me to be here all night because I can't sleep because I think those creatures are in my closet waiting for me to close my eyes so they can come out and start eating me alive? DX

Protips for staying up all night.
1. Listen to the music I posted.
2. Play Amnesia.
3. Play the 2nd Penumbra game.
4. Cuddle with a picture of Tali until you regain your sanity... I'm still recovering from a few nights ago...

[forthary]

A what-if? Senerio on-board a small plane with just Shepard, Tali and a pilot VI:


Tali: "Oooh Keelah, Shepard. This bed is so comfortable, and it can even link up with my suit to
give me a full body massage! It feels soooo...good.

Shepard: "I'm glad you like it, Tali. I enjoy every moment of you feeling good."

*Seatbelt warning sounds, no visual displays*

Tali: "What was that?"

Shepard: "Hmmm, not sure, probably the no smoking sign or something."

Tali: "Are you sure? You sure can be gullible at times."

Shepard: "Yeah, im sure, you used to hear sounds like that all the time on planes back then."

Tali: "If you say so."

*Suddenly the whole plane starts shaking violently*

Tali: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SHEPARD, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WASN'T THE NO SMOKING SIGN!"

*Tali and Shepard are violently tossed around in the private room as Tali's suit connection to the bed snaps off*

Shepard: "HEY COMEON, I USUALLY HEAR IT ON ANY PLANE OR SHUTTLE IM ON! GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!"

*Shepard manages to grab onto something but Tali is hopelessly flying around bumping into
everything*

Tali: "KEELAH! IM GONNA GET...BLERGH!"

*Tali throws up from the violent tossing*

*Shepard grabs Tali's hand in time*

Shepard: "OH ****! THE PLANE'S FALLING APART!"

*Shepard and Tali watch as the plane's fuselage starts falling apart around them*

Shepard: "IM GOING TO GET GO OF THE PLANE!"

Tali: "ARE YOU CRAZY! YOU'LL GET US BOTH KILLED YOU BOS'CHET!"

Shepard: "NOT IF I CAN'T HELP IT! HERE WE GO!"

*Shepard lets go and they both scream, Tali damaging her suit's speaker in the process because she screamed so loudly*

Tali: "HEAVEN OR HELL, IM COMING WITH YOU SHEPARD! AND IF WE GET SENT TO HELL THEN YOUR MY BOS'CHET!"

Shepard: "DON'T YOU EVER HAVE SOME FUN IN YOUR LIFE? HERE, WE'LL BE FINE!"

*Shepard deplays a inflatable raft he took before letting go of the plane and they fall to earth safely*

Tali: "I can't believe we lived through that Shepard. I am NEVER going on a plane again. Especially not with you! Spiders and planes...I hate both of them now."

[skwisgaarthegod]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...
Man you really gotta calm down 

Maybe because I also hate clowns and spiders because getting attacked by a turantula is not good for a child.

I just mean in general, you threaten death and freak out over anything :/

[gamer_girl]

A picture of Tali won't keep me safe from closet monsters :'(

[iwillkillfortali]

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...
Man you really gotta calm down 

Maybe because I also hate clowns and spiders because getting attacked by a turantula is not good for a child.

I just mean in general, you threaten death and freak out over anything :/

Because I got attacked by a spider and It freaks me out so sorry if i am being crasy.

[Olueq]

Goddammit. No spider pictures. I HATE spiders. ****.

[XenoAlbedo]

gamer_girl wrote...

A picture of Tali won't keep me safe from closet monsters :'(

But will it remove this music from your head?

Modifié par XenoAlbedo, 07 avril 2012 - 04:43 .

[iwillkillfortali]

gamer_girl wrote...

A picture of Tali won't keep me safe from closet monsters :'(

this will

[ShepardAndTali]

So how is everyone doing?

[forthary]

gamer_girl wrote...

XENO
Those pictures are scary!!
Do you really want me to be here all night because I can't sleep because I think those creatures are in my closet waiting for me to close my eyes so they can come out and start eating me alive? DX

That reminds me of a certain chapter in a ME2 fanfic, where Tali actually plays with Shepard's veins.  It's so wierd that they mentioned that in a fanfiction...but interestingly enough, it wouldn't surprise me if the developers included that in the Mass Effect storyline.

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...
Man you really gotta calm down

Maybe because I also hate clowns and spiders because getting attacked by a turantula is not good for a child.

I just mean in general, you threaten death and freak out over anything :/

Sadly, you speak the truth on this matter.

Modifié par forthary, 07 avril 2012 - 04:44 .

[Olueq]

WHO WANTS TO PLAY MP FOR TALI?

[skwisgaarthegod]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

Because I got attacked by a spider and It freaks me out so sorry if i am being crasy.

Ah okeydokey, I flip **** if I walk through a spiders web, so understandable

[XenoAlbedo]

iwillkillfortali wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

A picture of Tali won't keep me safe from closet monsters :'(

this will
*Snip*

You break the laws of those monsters. You are defenseless in the games they are from.

[iwillkillfortali]

XenoAlbedo wrote...

iwillkillfortali wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

A picture of Tali won't keep me safe from closet monsters :'(

this will
*Snip*

You break the laws of those monsters. You are defenseless in the games they are from.

But I am thy Master Chief I am green.

[Cheese of Borg]

Olueq wrote...

WHO WANTS TO PLAY MP FOR TALI?

ME!

I'm on xbox...

[XenoAlbedo]

This music is Tali's worst nightmare's theme.

[Olueq]

Cheese of Borg wrote...

Olueq wrote...

WHO WANTS TO PLAY MP FOR TALI?

ME!

I'm on xbox...

ME TOO