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#38976
Dilandau3000

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forthary wrote...

"How many drinks can Tali's body filter each hour with an emergency induction port?"

タリさんの体は非常インダクションポートで一時間あたり飲み物をどのぐらい濾過できるか。
タリさんのからだはひじょうインダクションポートでいちじかんあたりのみものをどのぐらいろかできるか。
Tali-san no karada wa hijouindakushonpooto de ichijikan atari nomimono wo dono gurai roka dekiru ka?

My Japanese isn't that great, but it's closer than what Google Translate came up with, anyway. Image IPB

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N7Kopper wrote...

I'm pretty sure quarians don't smell their own sweat as cinnamon and honey, you know.


Tali may freak out if Shepard enjoys the smell of her sweat...

Tali: "You what?  Ok Shepard, I think your scaring me just a little bit...you do know that sweat is nasty, right?"

Shepard: "Well..."

Tali: "It's nasty Shepard, don't get any ideas.  You'll probably regret it if you do.  Now I know why your obsessed with licking me..."

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forthary wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

I'm pretty sure quarians don't smell their own sweat as cinnamon and honey, you know.


Tali may freak out if Shepard enjoys the smell of her sweat...

Tali: "You what?  Ok Shepard, I think your scaring me just a little bit...you do know that sweat is nasty, right?"

Shepard: "Well..."

Tali: "It's nasty Shepard, don't get any ideas.  You'll probably regret it if you do.  Now I know why your obsessed with licking me..."

My money is on either that, her being understanding of xenobiology, or really liking the smell of salt water herself, if you catch the drift.

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Dilandau3000 wrote...

forthary wrote...

"How many drinks can Tali's body filter each hour with an emergency induction port?"

タリさんの体は非常インダクションポートで一時間あたり飲み物をどのぐらい濾過できるか。
タリさんのからだはひじょうインダクションポートでいちじかんあたりのみものをどのぐらいろかできるか。
Tali-san no karada wa hijouindakushonpooto de ichijikan atari nomimono wo dono gurai roka dekiru ka?

My Japanese isn't that great, but it's closer than what Google Translate came up with, anyway. Image IPB


For a second I though I was watching Gundam seed series Image IPB

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Yuvero wrote...

No one wants a batarian soldier......why?


Maybe because they are slow (at least that's said) ?
Or because they always are the bad guys ?

:unsure:

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My money is on either that, her being understanding of xenobiology, or really liking the smell of salt water herself, if you catch the drift.


Now that you mention it, this can bring up a good point.

What humans may consider normal could be considered 'fetishes' or just be unwanted from alien species.  Likewise, what humans consider 'fetishes' or unwanted movements may be considered normal to alien species.  I have a feeling the quarians feel pretty similar to us about what we want, but for some things humans may otherwise consider unwanted or something in the nature of a fetish, they may actually bend to it, considering that physical acts of affection are hard to come by when they desire them...

I am not saying that Tali or the other quarins are going to like EVERYTHING wierd about Shepard or the humans when it comes to such activites, but I think that if there was something slighty to moderately unusual about the humans, they are more likely to just accept them for what they are even if it is wierd, as long as it doesn't cause health issues.

Modifié par forthary, 11 avril 2012 - 02:10 .


#38982
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Tom80 wrote...

Yuvero wrote...

No one wants a batarian soldier......why?


Maybe because they are slow (at least that's said) ?
Or because they always are the bad guys ?

:unsure:

Ironically, you do see some decent batarians on Omega.
All of them minus the one who tries to poison you, although the ones in the plague quarantine zone are scared. (And have swallowed Hegemony propaganda about humans)

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That reminds me of those aliens on fairly odd parents. The ones that like everything gross and undesirable by human standards and fear anything cute and cuddly and nice by human standards.

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gamer_girl wrote...

That reminds me of those aliens on fairly odd parents. The ones that like everything gross and undesirable by human standards and fear anything cute and cuddly and nice by human standards.

And then that one Ugopatamian who's friends with Timmy who's name I don't remember often hugs him as thanks. Even though it burns.
It's not just fear, it's as if they have quarian immune systems for anything heartwarming by our standards.

forthary wrote...Now that you mention it, this can bring up a good point.

What
humans may consider normal could be considered 'fetishes' or just be
unwanted from alien species.  Likewise, what humans consider 'fetishes'
or unwanted movements may be considered normal to alien species.  I have
a feeling the quarians feel pretty similar to us about what we want,
but for some things humans may otherwise consider unwanted or something
in the nature of a fetish, they may actually bend to it, considering
that physical acts of affection are hard to come by when they desire
them...

I am not saying that Tali or the other quarins are going to like EVERYTHING
wierd about Shepard or the humans when it comes to such activites, but
I think that if there was something slighty to moderately unusual about
the humans, they are more likely to just accept them for what they are
even if it is wierd, as long as it doesn't cause health issues.

It's an individual trait, not a racial - most likely. And one for the realm of fics, not canon.
(Kinda reminds me of gamergirl complaining whenever topics take a turn for the... admiration of females. And then proceeding to post hot bare Vanderloo chest that one time. Not like a bi like myself can't appreciate that - but this is a Tali thread goddamnit dfdwetesfdfs)

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Yuvero wrote...

Did you use google translator here bro? lol


Actually, no. I remembered it from a movie, and it just stuck. As far as I know it means "please give me what I want and we can part ways afterwards"

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gamer_girl wrote...

That reminds me of those aliens on fairly odd parents. The ones that like everything gross and undesirable by human standards and fear anything cute and cuddly and nice by human standards.


Interesting.  Perhaps you all are right then; it is more of a individual trait than species-related.  However, the quarians definately may have a different social reaction to such things, as they are truly a unique social species.  Ah, what I wouldn't give to have some quarian friends, or even a roomate to interact with...

Well anyways, I got a job interview to go to.  My life hangs on the success of it.  I gotta admit, its been a while since I dressed up and looked in the mirror at myself; brings back a few memories.  Keelah'Salai. 

Oh, and good luck on your homework!

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gamer_girl wrote...

That reminds me of those aliens on fairly odd parents. The ones that like everything gross and undesirable by human standards and fear anything cute and cuddly and nice by human standards.


Fear. FEAR. FEEEEAAAAR!!!

Actually, of course one has to find out what both sides like, but since humans are so diverse, we already have that problem amongst each other, so we shouldn't have much of a problem finding it out with other species. I mean, we can just talk about it, right? Personally I believe Liara is more kinky from the start, whilst Tali runs much deeper and more intense in the long run. If you don't go for Jack for short-term, you should go for Tali, for in the long run she will outclass them all, anyway.

[EDIT] TotP

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You cannot hide. I. See. You. There is no life without Tali. Only death!

Modifié par TrueMadayar, 11 avril 2012 - 02:26 .


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TrueMadayar wrote...

You cannot hide. I. See. You. There is no life without Tali. Only death!

Is it bad that I know exactly what you're paraphrasing here?

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Yuvero wrote...

Is everyone here a Batarian hater???? No one wants a batarian soldier......why?


Yup. I hate most  on general principal. Don't tgink I'll ever use one in MP. Us humans are all racist. 

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forthary wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

My money is on either that, her being understanding of xenobiology, or really liking the smell of salt water herself, if you catch the drift.


Now that you mention it, this can bring up a good point.

What humans may consider normal could be considered 'fetishes' or just be unwanted from alien species.  Likewise, what humans consider 'fetishes' or unwanted movements may be considered normal to alien species.  I have a feeling the quarians feel pretty similar to us about what we want, but for some things humans may otherwise consider unwanted or something in the nature of a fetish, they may actually bend to it, considering that physical acts of affection are hard to come by when they desire them...

I am not saying that Tali or the other quarins are going to like EVERYTHING wierd about Shepard or the humans when it comes to such activites, but I think that if there was something slighty to moderately unusual about the humans, they are more likely to just accept them for what they are even if it is wierd, as long as it doesn't cause health issues.


Several years has past since Reapers invaded the entire galactic system. On Rannoch the Migrant Flee survivors adapted to the new environment  and now can enjoy their lifes out of they suits.
Next to a beautiful beach a house had risen and a happy couple was experimeting a new life.
*water falling sound, Tali is singing a quarian song while she is having a nice shower*

Shepard: sniff, sniff.....
Tali: Shepard!!! What are you doing?! Are you sniffing my clothes?
Shepard: ahh........ no, no, Im just looking for the keys and the credit card, yes yes, is that, I need the keysImage IPB
Tali: You are as nasty as a Krogan, you, you.......you are sick Shepard.
Shepard: Hey!!! we humans love to sniff.......Did you call me Krogan?!

Ten minutes later.....

Shepard: Yes ma'am she shoot at me first, is not easy evade a shotgun shot when it comes from Tali you know...

That was the first  domestic violence case in centuries since the quairans left Rannoch.

Modifié par Yuvero, 11 avril 2012 - 02:33 .


#38991
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@N7Kopper
I remember doing no such thing (posting Mark Vanderloo's chest)...
I usually only talk about Sheploo as a shameless sort of "giving people a taste of their own medicine".
I encourage people to appreciate Tali's character, but it gets a bit far when they start discussing how they'd like to boink her for a plethora of very detailed and very NSFW reasons that they have no problem listing. Therefore I beat creepiness by using creepiness - since nothing else I say stops them from discussing those unnecessary details.

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I think getting so mad over something so petty makes no sense, honestly. :/
Just me though.

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gamer_girl wrote...

@N7Kopper
I remember doing no such thing (posting Mark Vanderloo's chest)...
I usually only talk about Sheploo as a shameless sort of "giving people a taste of their own medicine".
I encourage people to appreciate Tali's character, but it gets a bit far when they start discussing how they'd like to boink her for a plethora of very detailed and very NSFW reasons that they have no problem listing. Therefore I beat creepiness by using creepiness - since nothing else I say stops them from discussing those unnecessary details.


This. 

I'm a heterosexual male who finds Tali the most attractive female character in the game and this uncouthness in the thread bothers me. 

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Because you aren't one of the only girls in a thread of insanely horny guys.
You can't see how them describing every detail of Tali's hips, bum, boobs - whatever it may be, is awkward simply because you're never on that side.
I have to sift through that garbage pretty much every day. It can get irritating.

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N7Kopper wrote...

I think getting so mad over something so petty makes no sense, honestly. :/
Just me though.


Not really that petty. There's a fine line between expressing attraction and TMI, and that line is often crossed here. It's annoying. 

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woah, i get sidetracked for a bit and i miss one hell of a lot of posts. hmmm...

I actually want a batarian soldier yuvero, because i don't like any of the other soldiers i have.
Those that are jealous over geth infiltrator, know that i don't like infiltrating much so he will hardly be used...


edit: i apologise for my uncouth behaviour gamer (tho i don't think i'm that bad...)

Modifié par bazzag, 11 avril 2012 - 02:41 .


#38997
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Because you aren't one of the only girls in a thread of insanely horny guys.
You can't see how them describing every detail of Tali's hips, bum, boobs - whatever it may be, is awkward simply because you're never on that side.
I have to sift through that garbage pretty much every day. It can get irritating.

I'm a heterosexual male and I find that this thread really goes too far on occasion, especially when it comes to speculation about the nature of certain bodyparts or sexual activities.

Maybe it's because I've long since left the hormonal bomb that is the adolescent male behind, and am currently waiting for the day when I can buy an Aston Martin DBS and blame it on a midlife crisis. Image IPB

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Unschuld wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

I think getting so mad over something so petty makes no sense, honestly. :/
Just me though.


Not really that petty. There's a fine line between expressing attraction and TMI, and that line is often crossed here. It's annoying. 

I got ninja'd.
I wasn't talking about that.
Honestly don't like the TMI stuff myself.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 11 avril 2012 - 02:41 .


#38999
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bazzag wrote...

I actually want a batarian soldier yuvero, because i don't like any of the other soldiers i have.
Those that are jealous over geth infiltrator, know that i don't like infiltrating much so he will hardly be used...

That just makes it worse. Why should you have it and not use it, when we want it and can't have it? Image IPB

#39000
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Easy guys, she got a point, we all are here for the same reason, share our gamers experience and meet new people. Be a little gentle with our male comments can help more girls to come and those we have here to stay.