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[Fenrisfil]

N7Kopper wrote...

No, they're married. Have been ever since the recovery effort for the Reaper Wars began in earnest. Or are you talking about in-show kayfabe? (To steal a wrestling term)

I've decided that I'll get off the computer, and do something that involves this.
Keelah Se'lai, and dream of whatever the hell you like it's not my businestalitalitalitalitalitalitali-
*ahem*

I see your narrowing what your going to do to absoloutely anything in the known universe. Lol.

Have fun!

(and yeah I meant keyfabe, so really they didn't need to be involved, but it's hard to not write them together).

[metawanderer]

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Fenrisfil wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

The last thing we need is a Blasto 6 rip-off.
A romantic comedy with Gabby and Donnelly is what we need.

Hmm, how about a show where Grunt get's a job as talk radio host?

"You have problems with your wife cheating on you? You should headbutt her until she stops whining about how you're no good in bed! And you can't be, or she wouldn't be whining!"
Pff, don't know if that'd be funny, or sad.

I think I should... do something.
Perhaps multiplayer? Or just drink a lot of water - as I am thirsty?
[tali]Hmm...[/tali]

Perhaps Wrex would be a better host. Aside from the headbutting, Grunt would probably just get people calling in to ask him about his size. But Wrex get's some of the best lines (in ME), so should ace it.

Now Tali would could be good for the producer role. Miranda would be the analy retentive station boss while Shepard is a cop friend that links the chat story together with real life events (and of course is dating Tali).

A Wrex cooking show would be the best.  His tag line for the show, "If they are fools, you should eat them"!

[skwisgaarthegod]

Morning everyone! What did I miss?

[bazzag]

hmmm...
Shepard should audition for...*drumroll*
So you think you can dance!

Other than that...Javik should host a military training programme and edi should be a stand up comedienne

[Exiledone1]

bazzag wrote...

hmmm...
Shepard should audition for...*drumroll*
So you think you can dance!

Other than that...Javik should host a military training programme and edi should be a stand up comedienne

Lol,  I would so watch and vote for him lol. It would be awful, but darn entertaining

[Fenrisfil]

I can see Javik doing a teen bootcamp type show. That would be fun (well not for the troubled teens, but for the veiwers). He'd also be good as a co-host for the Wrex cooking show. Though ultimately I can see them both deciding they prefer their Salarian liver served raw.

and Lol at Shepard dancing. It would be funny if as a tribute to him, after the Reaper war, people start to adopt doing "The Shepard" on the dancefloors.

Also @Exiledone1 Glad to see your going to give it a shot. I haven't got any fanfics bookmarked at the moment so can't link you to any, but I'm sure someone else probably can. Failing that, most are linked in this thread at some point.

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 15 avril 2012 - 12:37 .

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Fenrisfil wrote...

I can see Javik doing a teen bootcamp type show. That would be fun (well not for the troubled teens, but for the veiwers). He'd also be good as a co-host for the Wrex cooking show. Though ultimately I can see them both deciding they prefer their Salarian liver served raw.

and Lol at Shepard dancing. It would be funny if as a tribute to him, after the Reaper war, people start to adopt doing "The Shepard" on the dancefloors.

Mass effect Kinect danceoff?


It worked for starwars alright...

[Exiledone1]

Thanks to motivation from Fenrisfil. I have decided to start my first ever Tali Fanfic. So please wish me good luck everybody. It won't be quick and it wont be easy. I have created online products before which take a lot of love and care and I plan to do the same with this story.

I'm not a very good writer, but I love the character of Tali and have a pretty good imagination. Plus, I have the help and support of the greatest Tali supporters anywhere I have already started with a document detailing notes I need to know about Tali, her life and so on.

The Fanfic will be Tali's life during those missing two years starting from the moment the Normandy was destroyed in Mass Effect 2.

If anything, this should be a lot of fun

[metawanderer]

Tali hosting an Electronic music show would be her best gig. She could DJ and interview other people like Harbinger, Zaeed, and the Turian counciler.

[skwisgaarthegod]

Javik would probably kick most of them off the show in the first week haha.

[Exiledone1]

Fenrisfil wrote...

I can see Javik doing a teen bootcamp type show. That would be fun (well not for the troubled teens, but for the veiwers). He'd also be good as a co-host for the Wrex cooking show. Though ultimately I can see them both deciding they prefer their Salarian liver served raw.

and Lol at Shepard dancing. It would be funny if as a tribute to him, after the Reaper war, people start to adopt doing "The Shepard" on the dancefloors.

Lol @do the Shepard. I can see him killing it like he did back in the good ol days of Flux

[Fenrisfil]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Mass effect Kinect danceoff?

It worked for starwars alright...

Lol. Yeah, that was....terrifying.

Exiledone1 wrote...

Thanks to motivation from Fenrisfil. I have decided to start my first ever Tali Fanfic. So please wish me good luck everybody. It won't be quick and it wont be easy. I have created online products before which take a lot of love and care and I plan to do the same with this story.

I'm not a very good writer, but I love the character of Tali and have a pretty good imagination. Plus, I have the help and support of the greatest Tali supporters anywhere I have already started with a document detailing notes I need to know about Tali, her life and so on.

The Fanfic will be Tali's life during those missing two years starting from the moment the Normandy was destroyed in Mass Effect 2.

If anything, this should be a lot of fun

Glad to hear it. and good luck!

EDIT: Arg late top and the thread has moved on. Still....

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 15 avril 2012 - 01:23 .

[Exiledone1]

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

Javik would probably kick most of them off the show in the first week haha.

Seriously. That would be funny.

Recurit: Commander Javik, Sir, I can't do anymore. I feel like I'm going to pass out.

Javik:: No ecuses, when I say I want 10,000 pushups I want 10,000 pushups.

[Exiledone1]

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

Javik would probably kick most of them off the show in the first week haha.

He would be the hardest bootcamp instructor, EVER!

[Fenrisfil]

metawanderer wrote...

Tali hosting an Electronic music show would be her best gig. She could DJ and interview other people like Harbinger, Zaeed, and the Turian counciler.

Harbinger on an Electronic Music show?

ASSUMING CONTROL OF THE DANCEFLOOR!

Had to say it (again).

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Exiledone1 wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

Javik would probably kick most of them off the show in the first week haha.

Seriously. That would be funny.

Recurit: Commander Javik, Sir, I can't do anymore. I feel like I'm going to pass out.

Javik:: No ecuses, when I say I want 10,000 pushups I want 10,000 pushups.

Yooour exiiiiistance...

A poointless exerciiise

[Exiledone1]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

Javik would probably kick most of them off the show in the first week haha.

Seriously. That would be funny.

Recurit: Commander Javik, Sir, I can't do anymore. I feel like I'm going to pass out.

Javik:: No ecuses, when I say I want 10,000 pushups I want 10,000 pushups.

Yooour exiiiiistance...

A poointless exerciiise

I can sooooo see him saying that.  I still crack up when Tali asked him if he was real. Too funny!

[Fenrisfil]

Exiledone1 wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

Javik would probably kick most of them off the show in the first week haha.

Seriously. That would be funny.

Recurit: Commander Javik, Sir, I can't do anymore. I feel like I'm going to pass out.

Javik:: No ecuses, when I say I want 10,000 pushups I want 10,000 pushups.

"In my cycle we'd take recruits like you, cut open your head and use your brain for a latrine."

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 15 avril 2012 - 12:46 .

[CirusTheVirus666]

Tali seems like a lovely LI, too bad femshep can't romance her

[metawanderer]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

skwisgaarthegod wrote...

Javik would probably kick most of them off the show in the first week haha.

Seriously. That would be funny.

Recurit: Commander Javik, Sir, I can't do anymore. I feel like I'm going to pass out.

Javik:: No ecuses, when I say I want 10,000 pushups I want 10,000 pushups.

"In my cycle we'd take recruits like you, cut open your head and use your brain for a latrine."

Javik would make a terrible psychologist.  Tali on the other hand...

[Fenrisfil]

Exiledone1 wrote...

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Yooour exiiiiistance...

A poointless exerciiise

I can sooooo see him saying that.  I still crack up when Tali asked him if he was real. Too funny!

"As apposed to a fake dead Prothean?"

Javik is hilarious, has to be said. I wish he'd had more time to hang out with Wrex.

[TrueMadayar]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

Can't snip it.
This. so much this. Just headbanged my desk because of it.
So hilarious:lol: :lol:I adore it!!

She's an energetic young idealist out to protect the homeworld. He's a retired special agent out to protect her. Together they face crime and corruption on Rannoch and beyond. Together they are...

Good Cop, Bad Cop

<theme> Good cop, bad cop! Good cop, bad cop! Rannoch cops are on the case, but don't expect much for the money we make! Whether it's a must or just because, we don't mind using excessive force! Good cop, bad cop! Good cop, bad cop!

[Exiledone1]

Fenrisfil wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Yooour exiiiiistance...

A poointless exerciiise

I can sooooo see him saying that.  I still crack up when Tali asked him if he was real. Too funny!

"As apposed to a fake dead Prothean?"

Javik is hilarious, has to be said. I wish he'd had more time to hang out with Wrex.

Sadly Wrex is dead in my timeline. I wish Javik had more lines with Tali thought. I mean, he was the only one around who knew what the Quarians were like before the suits, before their war with Geth. I'm sure they were an early version of their civilization he knew, but still. It could be some cool stuff.

Modifié par Exiledone1, 15 avril 2012 - 12:51 .

[Fenrisfil]

Actually, to get back to topic. Speaking of Javik and Tali. Earlier today I re-did the ME3 Eden Prime mission to recruit Javik with Tali in the squad (held it back until I had recruited her) and was pleasantly surprised to find she had quite a lot of lines for that mission. Awesome!

As well as reminiscing about her recruitment on the shuttle, once you land, Shepard talks about being a spacer and "if you loose one ship you can always get another" and that leads to Tali disagreeing and talking about the loss of the ship she was born on (The Rayya). Very cool!

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 15 avril 2012 - 12:56 .

[TrueMadayar]

CirusTheVirus666 wrote...

Tali seems like a lovely LI, too bad femshep can't romance her

Tali is THE most lovely LI. And sometimes you just have to play the male up to the female NPC to get the romance. Might be reversed, then, you know, caring for the PC and mentally taking the place of the NPC, but some do it. I know Panda Tali Extraordinaire does it.