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[forthary]

78stonewobble wrote...

Well personally I think we need more "tickling of Tali's gimpy toe" fanart.

I don't think she's very ticklish at her third toe.  If anything, she's more vicious than ticklish with it.  She might claw you with it if you try to tickle it.  Now, on the other hand, the rest of her feet probably are, as is her stomach, and maybe the palms of her hands.  But then again, her whole body could be ticklish because she spent her whole life in a suit...it's just that some places are more ticklish than others.

[Maderek]

exelsis wrote...

Maderek wrote...

exelsis wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

this thread just keeps getting more and more "interesting" lol

I didn't write a wierd fapfic though.

Ah, damn. That's disappointing.

Well, umm... if you want me to I might try my hand? But probably not. That would make it wierder for all of us.

Weird? I don't think so.

Ok, fine, I kid, I kid.

[TrueMadayar]

darthrevaninlight wrote...


um... time to go.

Agreed. Also, Zero-G intercourse is heavily overrated. Totally unpleasing. At least that's what the cosmonauts told me.

Ironing, dishwashing, thinking about Tali to follow.

Maybe stoop in before / in bed, but otherwise, have fun, but don't overfun.

[Exiledone1]

exelsis wrote...

Exiledone1 wrote...

this thread just keeps getting more and more "interesting" lol

I didn't write a wierd fapfic though. It got less akward since 2 pages ago.

Lol, how true This unit has erased the data from that page from our memory banks. Restarting.....now

[78stonewobble]

forthary wrote...

78stonewobble wrote...

Well personally I think we need more "tickling of Tali's gimpy toe" fanart.

I don't think she's very ticklish at her third toe.  If anything, she's more vicious than ticklish with it.  She might claw you with it if you try to tickle it.  Now, on the other hand, the rest of her feet probably are, as is her stomach, and maybe the palms of her hands.  But then again, her whole body could be ticklish because she spent her whole life in a suit...it's just that some places are more ticklish than others.

Heh well no matter ... I think Karma decided to punish me via a mild workout related hernia *lol* ow ... *lol* ow ...

Not taking any chances now.

Modifié par 78stonewobble, 16 avril 2012 - 08:10 .

[exelsis]

TrueMadayar wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...


um... time to go.

Agreed. Also, Zero-G intercourse is heavily overrated. Totally unpleasing. At least that's what the cosmonauts told me.

Ironing, dishwashing, thinking about Tali to follow.

Maybe stoop in before / in bed, but otherwise, have fun, but don't overfun.

Have any of the russians actually had sex in space? I don't think anyone ever did on the shuttles or ISS. But still, zero-G sex with tali! Unbound by the restrictions of gravity and mass! Her hair sticking out like static electricity! And... other bonuses.

[78stonewobble]

exelsis wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

darthrevaninlight wrote...


um... time to go.

Agreed. Also, Zero-G intercourse is heavily overrated. Totally unpleasing. At least that's what the cosmonauts told me.

Ironing, dishwashing, thinking about Tali to follow.

Maybe stoop in before / in bed, but otherwise, have fun, but don't overfun.

Have any of the russians actually had sex in space? I don't think anyone ever did on the shuttles or ISS. But still, zero-G sex with tali! Unbound by the restrictions of gravity and mass! Her hair sticking out like static electricity! And... other bonuses.

Well I've once tried something akin to "zero-g" for quite a few seconds in a glider chasing a seagull. Stomache was not impressed .

From that perspective zero-g is overrated.

Modifié par 78stonewobble, 16 avril 2012 - 08:17 .

[Fenrisfil]

exelsis wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Agreed. Also, Zero-G intercourse is heavily overrated. Totally unpleasing. At least that's what the cosmonauts told me.

Have any of the russians actually had sex in space? I don't think anyone ever did on the shuttles or ISS. But still, zero-G sex with tali! Unbound by the restrictions of gravity and mass! Her hair sticking out like static electricity! And... other bonuses.

I remember an episode of the documentary series "The Universe" that was entirely about sex in space. Apparently scientists actually invented a special zero G sex suit for the occasion.

Strangest episode of that show ever.

[exelsis]

78stonewobble wrote...

exelsis wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Agreed. Also, Zero-G intercourse is heavily overrated. Totally unpleasing. At least that's what the cosmonauts told me.

Ironing, dishwashing, thinking about Tali to follow.

Maybe stoop in before / in bed, but otherwise, have fun, but don't overfun.

Have any of the russians actually had sex in space? I don't think anyone ever did on the shuttles or ISS. But still, zero-G sex with tali! Unbound by the restrictions of gravity and mass! Her hair sticking out like static electricity! And... other bonuses.

Well I've once tried something akin to "zero-g" for quite a few seconds in a glider chasing a seagull. Stomache was not impressed .

From that perspective zero-g is overrated.

That isn't zero-G though. I mean REAL zero gravity. Not orbiting the earth with centrifical force opposing gravity, not flying parabolic arcs in low orbit, not freefall. Only orbit is close to zero-G, and still is not exact. You can't simulate that on earth. Nothing you have experienced is like zero-G. I still think it would be even more awesome than just normal sex with tali.

EDIT: zero-G sex suit? I don't even... Why would you need that? Just hold on to eachother...

Modifié par exelsis, 16 avril 2012 - 08:22 .

[TrueMadayar]

exelsis wrote...


Have any of the russians actually had sex in space? I don't think anyone ever did on the shuttles or ISS. But still, zero-G sex with tali! Unbound by the restrictions of gravity and mass! Her hair sticking out like static electricity! And... other bonuses.

NASA hinted in interviews they tested it. The Sovjets tested it on the Mir. You know the disadvantage of lacking "the restrictions of Gravity and Mass", right? You know, those small downpoints of not feeling as much mass, and a Tali pounce being much less energetic, for starters.

[Unschuld]

darthrevaninlight wrote...

exelsis wrote...

IElitePredatorI wrote...

If you guys keep discussing 'sexual' things on each page, I think a certain Panda will be displeased...

Well, to make sure we are done with it by the time she shows up, I must bring up one thing.

Sex with tali in zero-G. Mindblowingly amazing, or just awesome?

Discuss.

um... time to go.

Yup.

*pulls down on ejection harness*

Modifié par Unschuld, 16 avril 2012 - 08:24 .

[exelsis]

TrueMadayar wrote...

exelsis wrote...


Have any of the russians actually had sex in space? I don't think anyone ever did on the shuttles or ISS. But still, zero-G sex with tali! Unbound by the restrictions of gravity and mass! Her hair sticking out like static electricity! And... other bonuses.

NASA hinted in interviews they tested it. The Sovjets tested it on the Mir. You know the disadvantage of lacking "the restrictions of Gravity and Mass", right? You know, those small downpoints of not feeling as much mass, and a Tali pounce being much less energetic, for starters.

Tali pounce would still have the same amount of interia. Her mass has not been reduced, and if she pounced from a wall, it would still carry the same force. Bad thing is that she might pounce her target into a wall and shatter ribs, and not onto a soft bed.

TotP

Modifié par exelsis, 16 avril 2012 - 08:27 .

[78stonewobble]

exelsis wrote...

78stonewobble wrote...

exelsis wrote...

TrueMadayar wrote...

Agreed. Also, Zero-G intercourse is heavily overrated. Totally unpleasing. At least that's what the cosmonauts told me.

Ironing, dishwashing, thinking about Tali to follow.

Maybe stoop in before / in bed, but otherwise, have fun, but don't overfun.

Have any of the russians actually had sex in space? I don't think anyone ever did on the shuttles or ISS. But still, zero-G sex with tali! Unbound by the restrictions of gravity and mass! Her hair sticking out like static electricity! And... other bonuses.

Well I've once tried something akin to "zero-g" for quite a few seconds in a glider chasing a seagull. Stomache was not impressed .

From that perspective zero-g is overrated.

That isn't zero-G though. I mean REAL zero gravity. Not orbiting the earth with centrifical force opposing gravity, not flying parabolic arcs in low orbit, not freefall. Only orbit is close to zero-G, and still is not exact. You can't simulate that on earth. Nothing you have experienced is like zero-G. I still think it would be even more awesome than just normal sex with tali.

EDIT: zero-G sex suit? I don't even... Why would you need that? Just hold on to eachother...

I think it had velcro... So you didn't float away from eachother.

But if that's the episode all I remember is ... velcro suit.

EDIT:

Oooooooh... Is that Tali in a "hardsuit"?

Modifié par 78stonewobble, 16 avril 2012 - 08:28 .

[Litany of Fury]

Man, this thread has gone completely bonkers in the last few pages. From bad fapfiction of dreams to CONSPIRACY!, then to sex in zero-gravity?

This place is mad.

Modifié par Litany of Fury, 16 avril 2012 - 08:29 .

[Fenrisfil]

^ I vote we get back to the conspiracy. The rest is scaring people off.

78stonewobble wrote...

exelsis wrote...

EDIT: zero-G sex suit? I don't even... Why would you need that? Just hold on to eachother...

I think it had velcro... So you didn't float away from eachother.

But if that's the episode all I remember is ... velcro suit.
 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit That's the suit from the show.

Edit: Mostly I was just disapointed the episode didn't have the lovely Dr. Amy Mainzer in it. Though I respect the decision. Lol.

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 16 avril 2012 - 08:32 .

[exelsis]

I still don't understand the sex suit. There are 8 limbs between the two people having sex, can they not spare 1-2 between them to maintain contact? Why is that so hard?

[78stonewobble]

Personally I'd still prefer artificial gravity or centrifugal force than zero-g for my spaceflight.

By spaceflight I mean spaceflight. *lol*


I'd say lets get this rather odd looking contraption up there.

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Nautilus-X

Heck even as a Dane I'd throw money at nasa. *lol*

[exelsis]

78stonewobble wrote...

Personally I'd still prefer artificial gravity or centrifugal force than zero-g for my spaceflight.

By spaceflight I mean spaceflight. *lol*


I'd say lets get this rather odd looking contraption up there.

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Nautilus-X

Heck even as a Dane I'd throw money at nasa. *lol*

Well without gravity, you eventually die. So yeah, we kind of need that stuff for our spaceships. But for short spans of time up in the captains quarters, weight-bearing muscles and bones could be given a rest, while others get a workout. A sexy workout.

[Fenrisfil]

78stonewobble wrote...

Personally I'd still prefer artificial gravity or centrifugal force than zero-g for my spaceflight.

By spaceflight I mean spaceflight. *lol*


I'd say lets get this rather odd looking contraption up there.

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Nautilus-X

Heck even as a Dane I'd throw money at nasa. *lol*

That looks very cool. I'd happily be a vas Nautilus.

[TrueMadayar]

Litany of Fury wrote...

Man, this thread has gone completely bonkers in the last few pages. From bad fapfiction of dreams to CONSPIRACY!, then to sex in zero-gravity?

This place is mad.

Naaah, I know mad. I am Mad. It's more...depraved, you know. Crazy. Bonkers. Yeah, that fits. Bonkers.

[78stonewobble]

Fenrisfil wrote...

78stonewobble wrote...

Personally I'd still prefer artificial gravity or centrifugal force than zero-g for my spaceflight.

By spaceflight I mean spaceflight. *lol*


I'd say lets get this rather odd looking contraption up there.

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Nautilus-X

Heck even as a Dane I'd throw money at nasa. *lol*

That looks very cool. I'd happily be a vas Nautilus.

Well I like that it's rather ambitious but still more or less achievable with current technology.

Propulsion is a challenge but that part could be interchangeable.

You could then design propulsion optimised for eg:

Earth station keeping (essentially another spacestation).
Earth-Moon travel.
Earth-Near Earth asteroid travel.
Earth-Venus (observation) travel.
Earth-Mars travel.

Or change it as new technology becomes available.

But I wouldn't call it elegant

Modifié par 78stonewobble, 16 avril 2012 - 08:49 .

[Exiledone1]

TrueMadayar wrote...

Litany of Fury wrote...

Man, this thread has gone completely bonkers in the last few pages. From bad fapfiction of dreams to CONSPIRACY!, then to sex in zero-gravity?

This place is mad.

Naaah, I know mad. I am Mad. It's more...depraved, you know. Crazy. Bonkers. Yeah, that fits. Bonkers.

I like that word, Bonkers it shall be Well, let me head to the house. I'll be back on later. I think I need a bath from a few of these threads lol, just kidding. You guys and gals all rock.

Later

[Fenrisfil]

Take it easy ED1.

78stonewobble wrote...

Well I like that it's rather ambitious but still more or less achievable with current technology.

Propulsion is a challenge but that part could be interchangeable.

You could then design propulsion optimised for eg:

Earth station keeping (essentially another spacestation).
Earth-Moon travel.
Earth-Near Earth asteroid travel.
Earth-Venus (observation) travel.
Earth-Mars travel.

Or change it as new technology becomes available.

I always wanted a fuision ramjet drive. Though a solar sail would add nicely to the crazy look.

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 16 avril 2012 - 08:50 .

[78stonewobble]

Fenrisfil wrote...

I always wanted a fuision ramjet drive. Though a solar sail would add nicely to the crazy look.

At the moment I'm crossing my fingers for the vasimir engine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasimir


Now we just need the Quarian engineers to fix em

[exelsis]

Fenrisfil wrote...

78stonewobble wrote...

Well I like that it's rather ambitious but still more or less achievable with current technology.

Propulsion is a challenge but that part could be interchangeable.

You could then design propulsion optimised for eg:

Earth station keeping (essentially another spacestation).
Earth-Moon travel.
Earth-Near Earth asteroid travel.
Earth-Venus (observation) travel.
Earth-Mars travel.

Or change it as new technology becomes available.

I always wanted a fuision ramjet drive. Though a solar sail would add nicely to the crazy look.

Fusion ramjet. We know exactly how they would work, and can't build anything like them for crap. Its about as crazy as



Still better than the ME3 ending! Also,who associated this crazy thing with atheists? I want to injure them.