No, no. Now your subconscious is hilarious.Cheese of Borg wrote...
darthrevaninlight wrote...
^
we still love you, cheese.
But your subconscious does scare me a bitquite a bit
.
Also the result of my subconseious (clean, not explecit):
I am on a date with Tali, the flood start invading, we get into a teleporting taxicab drivven by a mad gypsy scientest that brings us into the terminator universe.
What do you say now to my sub conseious? Is it crazy or what?
Tali'Zorah ME3 Thread *MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!*
#43126
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:09
#43127
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:09
Don't make me break out the anecdote!exelsis wrote...
Everybody in this thread is a xenophile. Pretty much all nerds are xenophiles.Fenrisfil wrote...
exelsis wrote...
NOBODY has a quarian fetish! You can't have a fetish for humanoids! Not for vulcans, for salarians, for asari, for jaffa, or for whatever darth maul is. Humanoids are too human to have a fetish for.
Yes you'd simply be a Quarianphile.
#43128
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:09
exelsis wrote...
Everybody in this thread is a xenophile. Pretty much all nerds are xenophiles.Fenrisfil wrote...
exelsis wrote...
NOBODY has a quarian fetish! You can't have a fetish for humanoids! Not for vulcans, for salarians, for asari, for jaffa, or for whatever darth maul is. Humanoids are too human to have a fetish for.
Yes you'd simply be a Quarianphile.
That seems like steping over the line. I know plenty of nerds (who call themselves nerds) that have wives and griflreinds and dont need her to dress up like an alien.
#43129
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:10
#43130
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:10
ShepardAndTali wrote...
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Working on new Tali pic
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
#43131
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:10
darthrevaninlight wrote...
The small % is written in very small letters; 99.9999999% of profits.bazzag wrote...
I just think your work is sublime!
I'd quite happily be your agent, and would only take a small % of profits
....ಠ_ಠ ..... :mellow:okay sounds good.:mellow:
Its got to be enough to live on! I will accept 2% of profits. That is all. Oh, and you must characature me with tali! But that is all
#43132
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:10
EVERYTHINGiwillkillfortali wrote...
Hi Friends what ya all talking about today?
hi.
#43133
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:12
darthrevaninlight wrote...
ShepardAndTali wrote...
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Working on new Tali pic
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:awesome:lol:
:lol:
:O:O:O:O:O:O
I share Revans enthusiasm
#43134
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:12
It's page 1718exelsis wrote...
Go back 3-8 pages or so. It isn't long, but it is wierd. You will understand and need brain bleach.iwillkillfortali wrote...
Oh god I wonder if he likes Umbilical Cords?exelsis wrote...
Cheese has a bellybutton fetish, as evidenced by his fapfic a few pages ago.iwillkillfortali wrote...
Hi Friends what ya all talking about today?
#43135
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:12
#43136
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:14
Funnily enough, that could have been a heartwarming tale, had it not focussed so much on... the dirty, clinical aspects of interspecies intercourse.darthrevaninlight wrote...
It's page 1718exelsis wrote...
Go back 3-8 pages or so. It isn't long, but it is wierd. You will understand and need brain bleach.iwillkillfortali wrote...
Oh god I wonder if he likes Umbilical Cords?exelsis wrote...
Cheese has a bellybutton fetish, as evidenced by his fapfic a few pages ago.iwillkillfortali wrote...
Hi Friends what ya all talking about today?Just so you know where not to go.
#43137
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:14
Hello Revan!!!!!!!darthrevaninlight wrote...
#43138
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:14
darthrevaninlight wrote...
No, no. Now your subconscious is hilarious.Cheese of Borg wrote...
darthrevaninlight wrote...
^
we still love you, cheese.
But your subconscious does scare me a bitquite a bit
.
Also the result of my subconseious (clean, not explecit):
I am on a date with Tali, the flood start invading, we get into a teleporting taxicab drivven by a mad gypsy scientest that brings us into the terminator universe.
What do you say now to my sub conseious? Is it crazy or what?
You ain't seen nothing with the crazy thinks I have dreams of.
#43139
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:16
That doesn't mean that they aren't xenophiles. If you ever though "I'd really like to have sex with _____ alien" you are a xenophile. Liking breasts does not prevent you from liking a fine butt, which is a pretty similar situation.Cheese of Borg wrote...
exelsis wrote...
Everybody in this thread is a xenophile. Pretty much all nerds are xenophiles.Fenrisfil wrote...
Yes you'd simply be a Quarianphile.exelsis wrote...
NOBODY has a quarian fetish! You can't have a fetish for humanoids! Not for vulcans, for salarians, for asari, for jaffa, or for whatever darth maul is. Humanoids are too human to have a fetish for.
That seems like steping over the line. I know plenty of nerds (who call themselves nerds) that have wives and griflreinds and dont need her to dress up like an alien.
#43140
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:18
Modifié par lomifeh, 16 avril 2012 - 11:18 .
#43141
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:18
Ever heard of the Kinsey Scale? Basically a little thing that states that just because you may occasionally have a homoerotic moment or a heteroerotic one, it doesn't stop you from being straight/gay.exelsis wrote...
That doesn't mean that they aren't xenophiles. If you ever though "I'd really like to have sex with _____ alien" you are a xenophile. Liking breasts does not prevent you from liking a fine butt, which is a pretty similar situation.Cheese of Borg wrote...
exelsis wrote...
Everybody in this thread is a xenophile. Pretty much all nerds are xenophiles.Fenrisfil wrote...
Yes you'd simply be a Quarianphile.exelsis wrote...
NOBODY has a quarian fetish! You can't have a fetish for humanoids! Not for vulcans, for salarians, for asari, for jaffa, or for whatever darth maul is. Humanoids are too human to have a fetish for.
That seems like steping over the line. I know plenty of nerds (who call themselves nerds) that have wives and griflreinds and dont need her to dress up like an alien.
Same clearly applies here. Sharing a waifu with us doesn't make you a xenophile automatically.
#43142
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:20
exelsis wrote...
That doesn't mean that they aren't xenophiles. If you ever though "I'd really like to have sex with _____ alien" you are a xenophile. Liking breasts does not prevent you from liking a fine butt, which is a pretty similar situation.Cheese of Borg wrote...
exelsis wrote...
Everybody in this thread is a xenophile. Pretty much all nerds are xenophiles.Fenrisfil wrote...
Yes you'd simply be a Quarianphile.exelsis wrote...
NOBODY has a quarian fetish! You can't have a fetish for humanoids! Not for vulcans, for salarians, for asari, for jaffa, or for whatever darth maul is. Humanoids are too human to have a fetish for.
That seems like steping over the line. I know plenty of nerds (who call themselves nerds) that have wives and griflreinds and dont need her to dress up like an alien.
Well xenophile denotes it is specifically due to the fact they are an alien, not because they have a nice body or whatever. I can be argued that every xenophile wants Tali, but you cannot say that everyone who may want Tali is a xenophile. Same with Liara.
#43143
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:22
exelsis wrote...
That doesn't mean that they aren't xenophiles. If you ever though "I'd really like to have sex with _____ alien" you are a xenophile. Liking breasts does not prevent you from liking a fine butt, which is a pretty similar situation.
Hmm...then this may be a issue for Commander Shepard, or is it? Nah, of course not. They just did what they had to because they wanted to. In the end though, when they reach the end of their journey and look back, their strongest memories will be of them talking to each other in a loving, comfortable way, not necessicarily those of the commander and Tali enjoying each other in a physical manner. Though I will admit, I am slow to catch onto some things; I had no idea that it was implied their relationship went beyond kissing, other than the fact that Shepard was seen in his fine alliance boxers in ME3 and Tali was seen putting a piece of her suit on when Shepard woke up.
Modifié par forthary, 16 avril 2012 - 11:23 .
#43144
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:23
Xenophile in this sense means sexually atrracted to aliens, but it fits with breasts/butt. You can like quarians and still like humans, just like you can like both breasts and buttocks. Also, your second thing is backwards. All talimancers are xenophiles, but NOT all xenophiles are talimancers.lomifeh wrote...
exelsis wrote...
That doesn't mean that they aren't xenophiles. If you ever though "I'd really like to have sex with _____ alien" you are a xenophile. Liking breasts does not prevent you from liking a fine butt, which is a pretty similar situation.Cheese of Borg wrote...
exelsis wrote...
Everybody in this thread is a xenophile. Pretty much all nerds are xenophiles.Fenrisfil wrote...
Yes you'd simply be a Quarianphile.exelsis wrote...
NOBODY has a quarian fetish! You can't have a fetish for humanoids! Not for vulcans, for salarians, for asari, for jaffa, or for whatever darth maul is. Humanoids are too human to have a fetish for.
That seems like steping over the line. I know plenty of nerds (who call themselves nerds) that have wives and griflreinds and dont need her to dress up like an alien.
Well xenophile denotes it is specifically due to the fact they are an alien, not because they have a nice body or whatever. I can be argued that every xenophile wants Tali, but you cannot say that everyone who may want Tali is a xenophile. Same with Liara.
EDIT: And being xenophiles does not mean that we just like aliens for their oftentimes sexy bodies. We can like them for their adorkable, selfless, intelligent, loving minds too!
Modifié par exelsis, 16 avril 2012 - 11:24 .
#43145
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:23
Awesome conversations though. Well, besides...interesting dreams and such. *cough*
v Ah, yes, "coincedence." We have dismissed that claim.
Modifié par Ryuji2, 16 avril 2012 - 11:26 .
#43146
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:24
I'm sure I just pop up at oppurtune times. (head swell) lol
nah, you're probably overthinking it o__o
2%?!?!?bazzag wrote...
Its got to be enough to live on! I will accept 2% of profits. That is all. Oh, and you must characature me with tali! But that is all
THat's my cut of the treasure, straight off the top. Agents are greedy moneysuckers! They deserve more!
And characature your shepard? Or you, you? Kuz I can do either.
Because

and for no other reason.
Modifié par darthrevaninlight, 16 avril 2012 - 11:29 .
#43147
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:24
That said, cuddles provide the best form of contact, at least as far as I can tell.
...all the better to look at those beautiful eyes with - Liara, eat your heart out!
#43148
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:26







I like them.
#43149
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:26
N7Kopper wrote...
No, no, the best memories will be ones of physical contact. A sad fact of life in the suit. I'm pretty sure Tali felt like a goddess, at least for a few moments.
That said, cuddles provide the best form of contact, at least as far as I can tell.
...all the better to look at those beautiful eyes with - Liara, eat your heart out!
Yah, but I bet she cuddles with the Commander every night!
#43150
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 11:26
And spiders if Shepard ever takes her into a deep dark cave.Filanwizard wrote...
its okay I had a funny thought of Tali out in the rain. and a little window wiper going across her faceplate . Also good for bugs if Shep takes her for a ride on a motorcycle.
But that's adorable.





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